No thread yesterday? What the fuck?

Wait, shit.

Bitchin'.

god damnit

And we wonder why Victor got hurt.

Seattle's a hell of a city, and Safeco's an awesome park.

I wish the Mariners nothing but the best of luck tonight.

I guess I'll stay up and watch most of this.

I was trying to doze off during the Knicks/Celtics game, but the 4th really gave me a jolt.

Watch "us" go out and lose 11-1.

Doug Fister. Still makes me laugh.

Not so much the last name as it is the name Doug. Doug's a funny name. No offense to any Dougs on here... I'm not a fan of my name either.

Auful Jackson.

I crack myself up.

Yeah, we're gonna get Fisted...

Ichiro Suzuki, you Bensonhurst piece of shit!

(Glan will get that)

Lol.

Don frigging Kelly batting 3rd. Maybe Leyland should be fired.

Yeah... I was definitely not surprised by 1-2-3 by our fearsome combo at the top. Yikes.

grief

There goes the no hitter.

Yeah, this is about right. A little more of this and it's time to drop some NyQuil and make zzzz

comon Bronnan. cost us a run there

fuck it. to bed!

SMFH

Ryan Perry's back, hopefully that's a good thing.

Porcello's last 2 starts have definitely been encouraging, though he hasn't exactly faced a Murderer's Row.