This one is bound to be a battle for the ages.

HHH will end the streak, or die trying.

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I'd have HBK run in, superkick Undertaker and then superkick HHH just as he's about to thank him.

Hate to go all Pharaoh on you there, but that sounds pretty sweet. And it'd make sense for him to lay 'em both out.

/virgins

lol'd

Definitely gotta put UT over here, though. I know HHH may have something to gain for storyline purposes, but a younger guy would need this a lot more than him. Maybe by next year's WM they'll have someone worthy/interesting enough.

They could also go the heel Cena vs. Undertaker route, I guess. Again, sorry to go Pharaoh on you.

Yeah, I expect HHH to get the loss, too. Should be an epic battle, though.

Knowing how Vince operates, next year will be Undertaker vs Kane or some shit.

I'd rather watch Tahoe vs. Undertaker.

MERELY HOURS REMAIN UNTIL THE SHOWDOWN OF THE CENTURY

What time does this shit start, anyway? 7 or 8? They should probably be on around 9:30ish, I guess.

Also, keep in mind that it's NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!!

OT: Would lol so hard if Cole beat Lawler.

And I lol when I see people treating the Undertaker's streak like it's some sort of amazing accomplishment or something. You just want to ask these goofuses if they're aware that every match's outcome is predetermined.

These aren't even always little kids or anything, either.

lol yeah. Probably the same people that listen to ICP

Anybody got a link? I think it starts in a couple hours.

I'll PM you at 7

rofl, they want 65 dollars for this shit. highway robbery

Aren't they usually $30 or something like that? I think I remember paying that for PPVs back in the day. WM may have always been $60, though.

yeah I think they're usually around 30. I was probably just going to buy it at that rate but then I lol'd when I saw $64.95

"This program also features strobe lighting effects" lul

It only took The Rock an hour to get down to the ring. He must be in a hurry.

The Rock's killing it. Good way to start.

what an entertainer. If they still had awesome shit like that on every week, I'd still be watching.

that dude is so fucking ugly.

Alberto Del Rio, Tahoe's sports entertainer.

These dudes take so long to get down to the ring

lol no shit, it's a bit much to stomach.

Would lol so hard if, during this Edge/Del Rio match, the fans started chanting "USA! USA! USA!" to get on Edge's side, even though he's Canadian.

Can't put it past wrestling fans.

that would be classic.

WRESTLEMANIAAAAAAAAAAA

This one's boring so far.

These guys don't have very good chemistry, do they P?

Yeah this is pretty awful.

I rarely, if ever, watch the matches on Raw, but this one feels like that's where it belongs, not on THE SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS.

Dude, it's sooo obvious Christian is turning heel on Edge.

It got better once the dude jumped through the ropes

That head kick was pretty sweet.

Dude, it's sooo obvious Christian is turning heel on Edge.


I don't know, he just got his ass whooped by the brodus

Michael Cole, you doofus, you ARE RUINING THE MATCH. Every time you say "it's over!" before the dude makes the cover, we all know it's not.

Del Rio has a sweet move, but the announcers are ruining the match.

Well, shit, I was actually wrong re: Christian.

WWE: 1
TBeau: 0

That match did pick up a bit towards the end.

IT"s OVER! It's OVER!

The spear has to be one of the lamest moves in wrestling, but the crowd's into it so whatevah.

Excuse me, sports entertainment.

OMG, they're ruining Del Rio's car!!

If that was Tre's corvette, Edge & Christian would be dead.

Is that where Pharaoh went? To try out for "Tough Enough"?

This Cody Rhodes/Rey Mysterio feud seems pretty cool, but I bet the match is going to suck ass.

rofl, that was damn near the stupidest thing I've ever seen (the bit about breaking Rhodes' face and then using the mask as a weapon, lol)

Rey Misterio = awesome costume.

I'm sure it's part of Michael Cole's character to annoy people, but the dude talks way too damn much.

Rey's costume is indeed pretty cool. Lol'd when Cole said that Cody's afraid to show his face in public... first thing I thought was "So is bukdow"

haha.

Yeah, Cole is especially annoying tonight. Almost ruining it.

what the fuck was that hold. lol

There's nothing remotely interesting about Cody Rhodes.

"THIS IS MY FACE!" - Cody Rhodes

Nope, one of those extremely boring, generic characters we were talking about earlier.

Boring as fuck. Rey's doing a good job, but Cody is just so god damn lame.

CROSS RHODES! CROSS RHODES! CROSS RHODES! YES! YES! FUCK ME, CODY!!

exactly. He's getting really annoying... is their match coming up soon, I hope?

hahahahha

This is awesome.

Regal owns.

LOL @ KHALI

now this is some funny shit.

fuck, I was laughing so hard I was coughing there.

You and I could take Big Show & Kane in a real fight, DrRay.

Santino rules.

Yes, let's give this dude a unibrow and make him do stupid shit. Gimmick solved.

They could've just introduced these guys together, but I guess they're trying to fill some time.

Heath Slater, ONE MAN ROCK BAND

What the fuck? The introductions took longer than the match.

Damn, she can get it. I bet The Rock is going to stick it in her butt.

lol yeah, that sucked. I think they needed the Corre to get out ASAP

rofl Mae Young, divasaurus

kickin ass, forever.

STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD!

This is going to be a good one, IMO.

Agreed, looking forward to it.

Overall, I've been highly entertained so far.

Yeah, I can think of worse things to be doing right now.

From what I could tell from the the video they played before the match, they've done a nice job building this one up. They haven't gone over the top in typical WWE fashion, but they've still been able to make it personal.

Yeah, this is the only other match I've been looking forward to other than HHH/Taker

It's kinda going a little too slow, but I'm sure it'll pick up.

Punk's great.

yeah, so far no good

That was a sweet counter to the RKO.

I just don't get why they aren't just slugging it out. They're supposed to hate each other, but they're moving like snails.

^lol, exactly. Far too much focus on the "injury" and junk

Definitely smart to work the leg, but jeez.

this is a stinker

Hah, that was actually pretty cool.

Nice finish. Match could've been so much better.

decent ending. shit match

RKO is lame, but the fact he can hit it from out of nowhere like that can make it credible I guess.

I microwaved two more pieces of that shitty Domino's during that match and now I feel like shit again.

Pee-wee!! Glan, turn it on!

lolwut

That was stoopit.

Retarted, even. Paul Rubens, come on man.

yeah, lame.

Still find it funny that a born-again Christian dude in his 40s would still come out to "Sexy Boy" but I guess it'd be weird if he came out to something else.

lol, nice.

Cole is a twat, but I kind of want to see him win. That'd be hilarious. He's not going to, obviously.

What the fuck is Jack Swagger being introduced for? He isn't wrestling in this one at all. Guess they just wanted him to feel special.

This is actually pretty funny.

JERRY, NO

"cole is a pimple on the buttocks of life" - good ol' JR

This is actually pretty funny.

JERRY, NO

yeah, I lol'd at that bit. very funny.

lol, this is as terrible as I thought it'd be.

Wow, this is the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen. And I've seen Tahoe's space shuttle thread.

Love the "BORING!" chants. Actually, I think that's giving it too much credit.

This is fuckign terrible. Austin has been the antithesis of entertaining, and Cole needs to go out and get some sun. lul

lol'd at Cole begging Austin

I hope HHH/Undertaker is next.

yeah, I want to go to bed. lol

Only way this can be saved is if Andy Kaufman runs in.

No Piledriver? Lame.

So awful.

WTF WHY U STONE COLD STUNNER JOSH MATTHEWS, HE WAS JUST READING THE E-MAIL

YESSSSSSSSS! It's game time!

HHH coming out to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica, hah.

Sure as fuck beats the Motorhead song.

ANd of course he eventually comes out to the Motorhead song. Whatever. Match better be great.

nope, what the fuck was that thing that came out?

I almost feel bad for the peeps that shelled out $65 to watch at home, and the peeps that paid hundreds of bucks to actually watch that Lawler/Cole debacle live.

I have a feeling this one will be better, however.

UT by pinfall here. LOCK IT UP.

no, seriously what the fuck was that thing that came out?

I don't even know...

God damn it, just get in the ring and duke it out already.

Fuck yeah, here we go. I think I've got a boner.

Lol, the dude that yelled out "GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!" I bet it was P.

^lol

that drop would've fucking hurt.

needs more weapons and blood, though.

Crowd blows.

Totally agree. More weapons. I don't think they're allowed to blade anymore, though. Fucking sad.

Holy shit.

Fuck yeah, nice spot there. Spinebuster through the GOD DAMN announce table.

for real? the end of blades?

Fuck yeah, nice spot there. Spinebuster through the GOD DAMN announce table.

agree, good shit.

Yeah, pretty sure they're not allowed to blade anymore. If memory serves. Even when they show old footage, they go all black and white if there's any trace of blood or some shit.

Yeah, pretty sure they're not allowed to blade anymore. If memory serves. Even when they show old footage, they go all black and white if there's any trace of blood or some shit.

fucking stupid. fuck that PG rated bullshit.

chair in the ring.

PEDIGREE! TAKER KICKS OUT

LAST RIDE! HHH KICKS OUT!

This crowd is terrible.

Would've totally been disappointed had UT beaten him with the Last Ride there. They've still got some more stuff to do.

TRIPLE H IS GONNA DIE TRYING

Tombstone. HHH kicks out. Honestly expected that, since UT already kicked out of HHH's finisher.

Tombstone. HHH kicks out. Honestly expected that, since UT already kicked out of HHH's finisher.

Yep, I expected too.

great scene there

At least JR knows when to go all "IT'S GOING TO BE OVER!!" unlike Michael Cole, who does it before the pin is even made. Douche.

lollllllllllll

DEADMAN KICKS OUT OF ANOTHER PEDIGREE

WHAT WILL IT TAKE!? WHAT WILL IT TAKE!?

lol. so many chair shots.

HE CAN'T DIE, HE'S ALREADY DEAD

:gutsy: effort from HHH, BUT THE UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA IS JUST UNBEATABLE

It's okay for your child to see a dude hit another dude in the head with a steel chair, as long as the dude being hit doesn't blade.

Shit. I want undertaker to do one of those sit-ups with his eyes rolled back. That would rock the fucking house.

no fucking way!!!!

They have to create at least a little doubt that the UT will win.

HE KICKED OUT OF HIS OWN TOMSTONE OMFG

Crowd's really into it now.

"THIS IS AWESOME!" nerdiest chat ever. You know P started that one up.

classic.

LOOK AT UNDERTAKER, GOING ALL MMA

Fuck, I don't want it to end this way. I want HBK to come out and lay 'em both out like I said earlier.

no blades, no sledgehammer, no glory.

#forshame

Undertaker via submission. Damn it. Good match.

Honestly, felt like they could've done a whole lot more though.

Yeah. No blades makes it suck a lot though and hard to use "weapons" and still be believable.

Shit like that Mankind match way back when was more what I expect with "No Holds Barred," but then again, Mankind was just on a whole different level.

HHH should go Pedigree his ass on the floor.

lol, I keep making sure Undertaker is breathing, just in case.

LMAO, don't tell me they're going to try saying he's dead.

when you have three pretty awesome finishing moves, you are officially a badass.

"Thank you, 'Taker!"

P's always been full of class.

Fuck it, I might as well watch the rest of this.

Don't try this at home, Zekyl.

Oh god, 'Mania in Miami next year. Guarantee they'll put LeBron/Wade/Bosh in a six-man tag against some peeps.

haha, as well they should. That clown would fit right in.

Jesus, I dunno about you but I think Trish Stratus is a definite "yes" in the "To Hit It Or Not?" thread.

man, I didn't think it was possible for Trish Stratus to be hotter, but she's even better as a brunette.

man, I didn't think it was possible for Trish Stratus to be hotter, but she's even better as a brunette.

I'm going to Gwen Stefani this. NO DOUBT!

Lol @ this Dolph Ziggler douche. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?"

No way this is even half as bad as Lawler/Cole.

Dolph Ziggler. Definitely something to work with there.

Fuck man, Trish Stratus.

fucking sweet move there by Morrison.

Man, Morrison is a bro. Sweet move there.

SNOOKI OWNS

That was semi-entertaining, even though it was super short.

lol, I was surprised Snooki was able to pull off the handspring, actually.

Would've been hilarious if she fucked up, for sure. Crowd would've been all over her.

She has more business being in a ring than Cole, though.

Expecting Miz to go over here, as he should.

hmm, may be in for a little unpredictability here as we have a half hour left and only one match. I hope, anyway.

Yeah, this should be the main event. Unless they plan on doing some sort of impromptu Rock/Cena match or something.

lol, the fuck is this?

bitch can sing, though.

yeah, I guess I should've accounted for 10 minutes of introduction and bullshit

This is fucking retarted.

HHH/UT was way more deserving of over the top pre-match shit.

agree. Fucking Cena... awful

So, um, if they're going to introduce Cena in the ring first, WHY THE FUCK DID THE CHAMPION COME OUT FIRST?

^ maybe a minor thing to be nitpicking

because the gospel singers weren't ready

because the gospel singers weren't ready

lol

Cena wins, then Rock comes out to hand him the belt or some shit. My guess.

Cena wins, Rock turns out to be the anonymous Raw GM, schedules a match, wins the belt.

lol

Cena wins, Rock turns out to be the anonymous Raw GM, schedules a match, wins the belt.

lol

Love it.

Jesus, just turn Cena heel already. Have him pull little kids out of the crowd and F-U 'em or some shit. He'd probably be the best in the biz.

The kids would be plants, of course. I'm not that sadistic.

103rd post in this thread, lol. I like this Miz cat. Not enough to keep watching wrestling, tho.

Yeah, he's decent. Cena is just terrible, though. And Miz is more of the "intercontinental champion" type from back in the day. Not main event stuff

They say you've gotta send the crowd home happy at WrestleMania. So either Miz needs to win or Rock needs to do something cool.

Lol, dude in the Cavs jersey in the front row. So that's where Zekyl is.

Rock will have to do something sweet, anything less would be a complete disappointment after all the buildup.

LMAO @ the way Cena locks his arms during that hold.

I've only got backyard wrasslin' experience, and I know that's weaksauce.

uh oh, Ref's out!

Rock will come down in a ref shirt

Rock will come down in a ref shirt

I was about to say that.

Great minds think alike.

or not

We should be writing for the E, DrRay.

I'd only take the job on one condition: Stephanie McMahon blows me.

MIZ KICKED OUT, MIZ KICKED OUT

COME ON MIZ

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My feed went out. Are the other links working?

Back in business.

God, I love The Rock. You just can't teach what that guy has.

FUCK YES!!!

Rock Bottom to Cena, Miz retains. Looks like my Cena/Rock impromptu match is about to happen, with Cena going over.

Fuck yes. Fuck John Cena's stupid ass.

Maybe not, lol. Either way, right guy won.

Not all that good, but also not a complete waste of time. HHH/UT was good and the main event was decent.

The thread, however, was AWWWWWWWWWWWWESOME!!

See ya next year, DrRay!

yeah. I wanted Rock to walk out with the belt, but sadly, no.

Oh well, I was entertained, can't ask for much more than that on Sunday night.

lol, 21 pages.

Definitely an amazing thread. I have a feeling it'll hold up over time, unlike the actual show.

oh snap! HHH wants a rematch!