Charlie Sheen manages to channel both AI and Spree in one interview:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41824830/ns/today-entertainment/


He claimed he never missed a day’s shooting: “Not a day that cost anybody any money,” he said. “I missed practice. We’re talking about practice ... practice is for amateurs, you know?”


Sheen accused his producers, Lorre in particular, of trying to destroy him and his family by “trying to take all my money, and leave me with no means to support my family. It’s not rocket science, you know?”

JR Smith, neck tats

I can't believe that the Magic won that game against the Heat last night.

The Heat are not fun to watch.

Pavlovic to the Celtics, Leon Powe to the Grizzlies, Curry may or may not be going to the Heat.

Arroyo to Celtics.

So, Boston's "hot NBA wifes" club got hotter...
Hopefully, he'll play for the Celtics like he did for us.

What happened to Cato? Retirement?

Kelvin Cato?
His career ended before the 06-07 season.

When we got him in the Darko trade I thought he still had some game left, too.

I was checking to see if Cato was still in Europe or something like that, and ran into:

http://www.backstagepazz.com/2009/05/kelvin-cato.html

Nets vs. Craptors went to triple OT!

LOL @ Amare talking about college.

Bulls overtake the Heat for #2 spot in the East.

Heat players reportedly crying in the lockeroom. Seriously.

Bulls overtake the Heat for #2 spot in the East.

Heat players reportedly crying in the lockeroom. Seriously.

"The world is better now since the Heat is losing."
-Dwyane Wade

Anyone hear Mike Brown calling the Celtics/Bucks game last night? Pretty turrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKTb5Nfyh1o

I hear he does Bush and John Madden. I haven't seen for myself, though.

"The world is better now since the Heat is losing."
-Dwyane Wade

Dude always has wanted to leave the world a better place than he found it.

An off game for Griffin and Clippers still go into Boston and beat the Celtics.

Wow!

Carmelo, game winner against Memphis.

Closer.

D'Antoni likes southern women. Likes them 3 at a time.

D'Antoni likes southern women. Likes them 3 at a time.

Wha? Need more details...

Actually pulling for the Lakers tonight.

Bleh.

More good stuff from :stein:




After the Denver Nuggets shed millions in 2010-11 payroll when they finally dealt Carmelo Anthony to the Knicks, only seven teams are on course to pay luxury tax in July.

That the NBA's group of taxpayers is down to seven means the rebate teams under the tax line will receive is projected to be a mere $2.38 million per team.

Last season's rebate for teams that stayed under the tax line was close to $4 million, since there were 11 taxpaying teams forced to pay a collective $111 million in dollar-for-dollar penalties for being above the tax line.

The seven teams on course to pay tax in the summer, barring unforeseen payroll reductions between now and June 30:

1. Lakers $20.07 million
2. Magic $19.59 million
3. Mavericks $16.33 million
4. Celtics $6.37 million
5. Jazz $4.96 million
6. Blazers $3.79 million
7. Rockets $452,254

Total: $71.56 million

Per-team payout for teams under the $70.31 million tax threshold: $2.38 million

PS -- Multiple teams on the list above will have their tax bills reduced slightly by salary that players are required to forfeit to the league during suspensions. Current examples: Orlando's bill is due to be reduced $75,669 for the recent one-game suspension served by Dwight Howard and could be lowered further if Howard, as seems likely, has to sit out additional games because of accumulated technical fouls. Boston ($38,836) and Portland ($33,402) are also scheduled to receive slight reductions because of suspensions served earlier in the season by Delonte West and Andre Miller, respectively.

Haha, sorry if Mxy already posted this....

Link To Onion (http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/terrified-ray-allen-discovers-celtics-lab-containi,19236/?utm_source=recentnews)

Milwaukee has 30 points with 7:00 left in the 3rd. Who do they think they are the Pistons?

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscore?gid=2011031302

They're up to 45 with 5:30 to play. Bulls record of 49 is safe.

How the fuck does an NBA team only score 49 points in a game??

Remember when the Pistons held the Nets to 56 in game 1?

Remember when they shut Jason Kidd out in game 7?

Remember when we were good?

Remember when we cared?

Remember when a "Fire Joe" thread started by Nugs was met with a chorus of "STFU" and not a chorus of "Fuck Yeah"?

Donald Sterling and the LA Clippers are horrible:

http://www.journaltimes.com/sports/bucks/article_efc79902-4ebd-11e0-8c1b-001cc4c002e0.html

Donald Sterling and the LA Clippers are horrible:

http://www.journaltimes.com/sports/bucks/article_efc79902-4ebd-11e0-8c1b-001cc4c002e0.html

And David Stern is an asshole:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-sternnba031511

What's this "593 fouls without a flagrant" thing? Was Van Gundy arguing he shouldn't be suspended for his techs because he doesn't commit flagrants or something?

Loving the JB and Jalen combo in the studio.

Almost makes Stu tolerable.

I like JB.

Since it's just us bros here, can I ask you a favor?

Um, k

I'm trying to imagine a buffalo chicken menu item of some sort from Taco Bell, can you throw some concepts out there for me?

Yes.

BOOM SHAKAIBAKA

I'm trying to imagine a buffalo chicken menu item of some sort from Taco Bell, can you throw some concepts out there for me?

arms crossed, foot tapping

He just gave you the answer. He said "yes."

#annoyingTeacher

How would you properly ask that question to get the answer you want?

yo know what, fuck it, just answer de question tim schwartz

Tired of these Dems thinking I should help them out.

I'm thinking of something in an Extreme Buffarito Bleu Melt.

I'm thinking of something in an Extreme Buffarito Bleu Melt.

You motherfucker.

I want.

My Blazers were up 89-45 on the Cavs after 3.

Rudy Gay done for season.

Report: Former Pistons standout Mark Aguirre in serious condition after falling ill at fitness facility | MLive.com http://t.co/sosAhLg

@ESPNResearch NBA Ratings are +27% on ESPN & +38% on ABC over last year

I'd like to see these rating compared to previous years... the net effect on the BRI for the new agreement.

Hornets lose David West for remainder of season with torn ACL - http://es.pn/g7MYgo

Ouch, free agency, too.

That better not help the freaking Spurs.

Gortat broke his huge beak.

@MGortat

Aw, hell yeah.

Wasn't he already on?

I just found him through a RT by the Suns account. I can't believe that I didn't look for him before, but I wasn't following. His tweets look good, too!

Oh, I had thought you were already following him.

Now he's talking about getting high on painkillers.

I saw. Judging by his tweets, he seems like a BIG KID.

I was going to try to get him to answer me, but it doesn't seem like he does much of that.

He refers to himself as "The Polish Machine", lol.

I wonder if he likes Polish jokes?

And if he has any problems with Matt Millen?

Gortat broke his huge beak.

20 pts, 15 rebs, 3 blks and a steal yesterday.

Ho hum.

i vanted him on the pistons for the last 3 years, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... Gortat + Monroe would have been fricking awesome :(

LeBron returns to Cleveland, again, tonight.

Haven't seen it yet, but John Wall threw hands at Big Z, being called a "brawl", was it?

Just tuned in. Wall isn't on the floor. Z either.

Announcers just goin about their biz.

Lol Knicks.

No. Wall threw a weak ass punch to Z's side and Z walked him a couple steps back without throwing any blows.