I mean, he clearly has the greatest life ever.

Stole his dad's credit card at 15 to buy a prostitute and lose his virginity.

I heard about the drug 'Sheen'.

It's called Charlie Sheen and guess who's using it? "I am on a drug, ... Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

http://www.aggrogate.com/2011/02/charlie-sheen-ultimate-warrior/

Congratulations - you have waded through the madness that is Charlie Sheen and the Ultimate Warrior. You scored 7 out of 18. On a scale of 0 to Winner, you have been rated as 'Failed'

Sheen's got a long way to go if he wants to be Hugh Hefner when he grows up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/01/charlie-sheen-goddesses-polygamy-_n_830010.html

Sheen is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

Somebody was hackin on his twit followers, calling them/us all enablers. Like it'll be our fault if he goes up in flames.

http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen
"Live At 7 PM"

(Assume that's Tahoe Time)

I love that Choco Milk pic and still reminds me of Barwis. I think Barwis and Charlie have a lot in common.

Here's a list...
1. They've both been really close to choco milk.
End of list.

lol

Ok, So, mescaline? This is no longer a game.

http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

That was just surreal. I think he's simply run out of bullshit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s9x0rHmrzQ)

He got fired from that show.


~cue Vince McMahon~

Looks like Sheen and Cuban have a new deal.. prolly reality shit.

I can't believe I was that bored to watch Sheens show the other night, but I did.

Currently watching: Charlie Sheen hosting SNL on VH1.

I like Celeb Rehab and stuff, but I'm totally not checking out that Dr. Drew "news special" tonight.

How long before Doc Drew shows in the news for some whacked out shit? He'll get a divorce and his wife will tell about him wanting to dress up like Oprah before sex or something.

Such a party pooper.

Nobody can be that cool, calm and collected, imo. Unless they are dead or something.

Or Matt Bonner.

Duckie is WINNING!

http://www.screenjunkies.com/Video/trollgate-11-jon-cryer-outs-himself-as-troll-to-conan/

Going to Netflix "The Wraith"

Loved this movie growing up, lol. I'm actually almost scared to watch it now, because it's been years.

"Performing" live at Fox Theater tonight.

Must have heard about April in the D.

According to twitter, he's bombing and getting heckled.

#detsheen

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/04/02/charlie-sheen-tour-review/

Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’ http://mbist.ro/kcfqm0

Wow, didn't think it was possible for that show to get worse.

I was hoping it'd be Ted McGinley.

Zip was really the logical choice.

Sheen + ICP ?

http://www.celebs.com/archives/charlie-sheen-at-gathering-of-the-juggalos.html

Sheen's got a long way to go if he wants to be Hugh Hefner when he grows up.

Case in point -- Goddess management. Look how Hef handled his recent situation. Hef gets stood up at the altar and the replacement is all lined up.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/19/hugh-hefner-crystal-harris-engagement-wedding-broken-off-anna-sophia-berglund/

Estevez (http://www.twitter.com/emiliotheway)

Estevez (http://www.twitter.com/emiliotheway)

I followed him and he promptly followed back.

#teamfollowback

His tweets are pretty good, too. Won't be seeing him in the "Unrecommended follows" or "Recommended unfollows" threads.

Yeah, saw him talking about visiting Michigan, too.