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Glenn
02-07-2011, 10:56 AM
it was a monster
thank god it broke into two
didn't want to plunge
DrRay11
02-07-2011, 10:57 AM
Edit, poo haiku
Naturally off the tongue
Tongue should not touch poop
Big Swami
02-07-2011, 11:26 AM
God that was a task
Got to stop eating that much bread
Ten minute cooldown
Glenn
02-07-2011, 12:51 PM
returned to the scene
damn dude, the marks are still there
should have brought a brush
Uncle Mxy
02-07-2011, 06:06 PM
Pistons are the shit
Stinking up the fucking joint
Boy, they left a bomb
DrRay11
02-08-2011, 09:29 AM
Here we go again
To the corner stall we go
Gonna be messy
Glenn
02-08-2011, 09:34 AM
wow, that's just great dude
picturing Ray on the pot
stop it, :nh:
DrRay11
02-14-2011, 08:50 AM
'twas long overdue
the size of the mammoth poo
I put in stall two.
DrRay11
02-14-2011, 09:36 AM
How could it be so?
I dropped deuce, not long ago.
Again, I must go.
Big Swami
02-14-2011, 10:01 AM
After eggs, coffee
Turns out one poo's not enough
Secondary shit
Glenn
02-14-2011, 10:06 AM
weekend of pooping
I think that I'm all tapped out
wait...there's a rumble
Uncle Mxy
02-14-2011, 11:07 AM
oozing and oozing
this shitstorm of a season
will soon near its end
UxKa
02-14-2011, 07:30 PM
My boy needs haiku
He is terrified of poo
Please, no more diapers
DrRay11
02-14-2011, 07:49 PM
Three times in one day?
I have not done this in an
Extremely long time
Glenn
02-27-2011, 10:42 AM
It just keeps going
Energizer bunny, yo
Beer and cheeseburgers
DrRay11
03-04-2011, 09:29 AM
Oh boy, here she comes!
Like a thousand pounds of lead
Streaming through my pipes
Big Swami
03-04-2011, 10:48 AM
Angry Birds Addict
Why am I still playing this?
Done pooping long ago
Glenn
03-04-2011, 11:10 AM
at work or Meijer
a road win is a road win
much prefer home seat
Glenn
03-17-2011, 09:19 PM
Goddamn you, Vinny
Made taquitos for dinner
Just dropped burning spear
Big Swami
03-18-2011, 12:27 PM
Epic non-stop poop
Gas station bathroom destroyed
Went fourteen innings
Tahoe
03-18-2011, 03:07 PM
me no eatie
so me no poopie
beer is good food
DrRay11
04-28-2011, 10:15 AM
Coffee, sweet coffee.
I like you more than toffee.
For you, help me poo.
Glenn
04-30-2012, 08:47 AM
Ate red beans and rice
Immense cramping and gas pain
Just ran to the john
DrRay11
04-30-2012, 10:27 AM
Big, black ugly mess.
Sitting in the toilet bowl.
I ate shit tons yesterday.
Glenn
05-02-2012, 02:24 PM
Yes, unoccupied!
My old friend, the basement john
BW3
Glenn
12-31-2012, 07:23 PM
I'm going now, y'all
Need to make up a haiku
Can't find "Poop Stories"
DrRay11
07-20-2018, 04:43 PM
Sup sup sup sup sup
Sup sup sup sup sup sup sup
Sup sup sup sup sup
Vinny
07-20-2018, 04:50 PM
Hello Doctor Ray
Sorry about the divorce
Bitches ain't shit man
DrRay11
07-20-2018, 05:07 PM
Hello Doctor Ray
Sorry about the divorce
Bitches ain't shit man

Not divorce my man
Free time is a rarity
Timeout, let me poop