Just saw the "slavery/founding fathers" video.

She probably deserved her own thread long ago, but here it finally is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg8kDG94kb8

John Quincy Adams was 9 years old when the Declaration Of Independence was written. Founding father, hardly.

rushnut1958 56 minutes ago
lol

Thats pretty bad.

@KeithOlbermann Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) - the R stands for Raccoon.

lol.

Also, that "looking at the wrong camera" thing was pretty weird.

Bachman is copy cat too.

http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/020410_michelle_obama_ramy_inset_544.jpg

Just not a pretty woman.

http://theiowarepublican.com/home/2011/05/27/bachmann%E2%80%99s-debacle/

Just not a pretty woman.

Speak for yourself. I would bang the First Lady until one of us got a concussion.

I mean that in the most respectful way possible, of course.

I've seen her looking really good at times.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/atlantic/20110528/tc_atlantic/psychologytodayapologizesblackwomenlessattractivea rticle38261

She has misspoke plenty, but would start to get this country back on track after Barry has derailed it so much.

Back on the crazy track? Yes, yes she would.

It's sad when politics clouds reason.

http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=be72dc6c-d8fe-4da2-ab5d-07ce56bc7bee

At least she knows there are 50 states and how to pronounce Marine Corp. LOL

Michele Bachmann is invincible (http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/06/28/bachmann_invincible/index.html)

She has misspoke plenty, but would start to get this country back on track after Barry has derailed it so much.

You are joking, right? She makes GWB look smart at times:


"I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter. And I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence."

That is great, I'm sure that Obama infected us with the swine flu.


"[Gay marriage] is probably the biggest issue that will impact our state and our nation in the last, at least, thirty years. I am not understating that."

I'm sure all the unemployed people and widows of soldiers in the middle east agree with that.


"Normalization [of gayness] through desensitization. Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders is take a picture of 'The Lion King' for instance, and a teacher might say, 'Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?' The message is: 'I'm better at what I do, because I'm gay.'"

Yup, Elton John being gay is the reason why he's talented.


"But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States."

How many founders were around in 1863?


''Not all cultures are equal.''

At least she is open about her racism.


''[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said she has even said she is trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that 2,000 years ago.''

Assuming you a christian this is still nonsense. Saving the human race (again, assuming you believe that) is not the same as saving the planet.


''A woman (Terri Schiavo) was healthy. There was brain damage, there was no question. But from a health point of view, she was not terminally ill.''

She had a feeding tube and would have died without it (and did so when they removed it).


''This cannot pass. What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn't pass.''

Great idea, tell everyone to slit their wrists.


''I don't know where they're going to get all this money because we're running out of rich people in this country.''

What am I going to do without all these rich people giving me cash on the streets all the time?

Tom Petty reportedly issuing cease & desist letter to Bachmann http://ow.ly/5sgW4

Outside of the name, that seems like a bad choice for a campaign song.

"Take it easy baby. Make it last all night."

Tahoe's aroused.

As dumb as she seems, Obama has half her IQ. I think thats obvious after the disaster of his first couple years. And all his dumbass gaffes. Marine Corps, 57 states and when his teleprompter goes bad...dude is an embarrassment.

Bachman way smarter than this dumbshit of a Prez we have.

Michele Bachmann signs controversial slavery marriage pact (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/republicans/8628717/Michele-Bachmann-signs-controversial-slavery-marriage-pact.html)

Every article written about her seems like it might be from The Onion. It's always amazing when you realize that they aren't parodies.

Every article written about her seems like it might be from The Onion. It's always amazing when you realize that they aren't parodies.
I honestly thought that last one was. Thought the exact same thing.

Note that The Family Leader (the organization behind the vow) has since rewritten their vow to eliminate the particular slavery remark. Now it says:


LBJ‟s 1965 War on Poverty was triggered in part by the famous “Moynihan Report” finding that the black out-of-wedlock birthrate had hit 26%; today, the white rate exceeds that, the overall rate is 41%, and over 70% of African-American babies are born to single parents3 – a prime sociological indicator for poverty, pathology and prison regardless of race or ethnicity.

The first sentence just makes me laugh:


Faithful monogamy is at the very heart of a designed and purposeful order – as conveyed by Jewish and Christian Scripture, by Classical Philosophers, by Natural Law, and by the American Founders – upon which our concepts of Creator-endowed human rights, racial justice and gender equality all depend.
Jefferson, Franklin, Hamilton... faithful monogamy... riiiggghhhttt.

Michele Bachmann's congressional record (http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2011/07/michele_bachman_congressional_record.php)


With so much written about the wild things Michele Bachmann says, City Pages thought we'd take a look at what she has actually accomplished in Congress.

Despite Bachmann's early success in the presidential polls, her congressional record is composed almost entirely of confusion and failure. She's authored bills that not a single other lawmaker will cosponsor; she's sponsored the exact same failing bills over and over again; she's entered bills on obscure or trivial topics.

Michele Bachmann's congressional record (http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2011/07/michele_bachman_congressional_record.php)

Good read, I like the blend of info & humor. Thanks.

She's also missed like 40% of votes since starting her presidential campaign....the other Republican congressmen running are at like 10% or less I think.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/BachmannNewsweek.jpg

Another example of liberal bias in this country. Do you think Newsweek would put an unflattering pic of Odumba on the cover?

Case closed.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/11/21/newsweek-depiction-obama-lord-shiva-upsets-indians/

lol I don't care what she looks like, she is fucking crazy and very, very stupid.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/11/21/newsweek-depiction-obama-lord-shiva-upsets-indians/

LOL, it just gets better (or worse) every day.

http://my.barackobama.com/GOP-Debate-Watch

Read the Bachmann quotes, especially the climate change one, lol.

wow. the idiocy is unmatched

She can really drop her jaw

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7S7lR3TFrrY/Tklpd3JWQJI/AAAAAAAAAvc/wOEtQgwIyuI/s1600/bachmannkielbasa.jpg

hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Next Newsweek cover?

http://www.imgcafe.com/view/uploads/perry275co.jpg

^ Glan might jerk off to that pic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C2UPW_mTL0

Michele Bachmann’s Eyes. Everywhere.
(http://www.sadanduseless.com/2011/08/michele-bachmanns-eyes-everywhere/)

LMAO!

that is mother fucking frightening

I'm listening to Hannity and I think I just heard Bachmann tell a story about a girl that got the HPV vaccination and subsequently developed "mental retardation".

Jaw dropped. Again.

I think Romney might be the only legit candidate that isn't a complete waste of oxygen.

I think Romney might be the only legit candidate that isn't a complete waste of oxygen.

Those are my thoughts too.

The difference between Bachman and Odumba is at least Bachman says something good every once in a while. You know, like cut Gov't spending.

Odumba is a jaw dropper every time he opens his pie hole.

The difference between Bachman and Odumba is at least Bachman says something good every once in a while.

You mean besides that other little difference, you know, he's electable and she never will be.

Call me crazy but if he gets elected again, then this country really is Jerry Springer-esque.

Everyone got caught up in his bullshit. Now that they see how fucked up he is and how he fucks up the country, if he's elected again...this country has gone to hell.

That happened already. You must have slept through 2000-2008.

C'mon, be original. You don't have anything to say thats new? Just the same ol shit?

It no "lol", I know, but it was actually a salient point about you getting a taste of how most of us felt about GWB's time in office.

It no "lol", I know, but it was actually a salient point about you getting a taste of how most of us felt about GWB's time in office.

You think I didn't know that? Jesus Christ, you assholes fuckin posted non-stop about what a idiot you thought he was.

I've honestly never come across a more hypocritical person than you Glan.

Well, that's just great.

^ indeed.

I think it's all going to depend on what voters use to decide who to vote for.

^ I think you're being serious. And if so, I think its that way every year.

There will be voters that will go by the rules completely and won't give JV a vote. Others will vote for the MVP as 'who is the Most Valuable Player'

Its just weird that someone wrote those rules as a definition of the MVP.

^ I think you're being serious. And if so, I think its that way every year.

There will be voters that will go by the rules completely and won't give JV a vote. Others will vote for the MVP as 'who is the Most Valuable Player'

Its just weird that someone wrote those rules as a definition of the MVP.
So you're saying Bachmann will win the MVP???

OMFG, did I ever fuck that up. Holy shit.

Seriously, LOL @ me.

I think it's all going to depend on what voters use to decide who to vote for.

I am LMAO at myself

The difference between Bachman and Odumba is at least Bachman says something good every once in a while. You know, like cut Gov't spending.

Odumba is a jaw dropper every time he opens his pie hole.

Obama actually says a lot of good things. He just doesn't follow through with them. He's actually the opposite of Bush in that regard (who said stupid shit but was a man of his convictions).

C'mon, be original. You don't have anything to say thats new? Just the same ol shit?

How is it same old shit when we still have his wars going on and we are sunk deep in debt because of his choices? It's not really old news when it is the primary reason people are still in bad times.

http://i.imgur.com/oTL5a.jpg

How is it same old shit when we still have his wars going on and we are sunk deep in debt because of his choices? It's not really old news when it is the primary reason people are still in bad times.

Your Prez kept the wars going. He could have stopped them. Dem Congress could have stoppe them. Same ol shit...Bush hatin.

And Odumba increased the debt more than any other 4 years of a prez, iirc. Now that all changed cuz the Tea Party sent peeps up to stop the spending or Odumbass would have still be spending and spending and spending and spending... I bet he would have spent 8 trillion in his first four years if left unchecked.

The things is that Michelle Bachman has prolly done more in terms of giving back to the community, taking care of foster kids, ets in 1 minute than all you fags put together have done in your lifetimes combined.

And y'all feel no shame.

Well, the thing is, no, that just isn't true. Thanks for trying though.

The things is, Michelle Bachman should be MVP.

Your Prez kept the wars going. He could have stopped them. Dem Congress could have stoppe them. Same ol shit...Bush hatin.

And Odumba increased the debt more than any other 4 years of a prez, iirc. Now that all changed cuz the Tea Party sent peeps up to stop the spending or Odumbass would have still be spending and spending and spending and spending... I bet he would have spent 8 trillion in his first four years if left unchecked.

Is that what they told you on Fox News? According to this he's behind both of W's 4 year stints and barely behind Bush Sr:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt_by_U.S._presidential_terms

The things is that Michelle Bachman has prolly done more in terms of giving back to the community, taking care of foster kids, ets in 1 minute than all you fags put together have done in your lifetimes combined.

And y'all feel no shame.

Who cares? I'm not running for president. Brandon Inge has hundreds of more hits than me, but that doesn't mean he should be MVP. Nice job justifying someone's worth in a race against the common citizen that isn't and never will be in the race.

https://twitter.com/JamieNBCNews/statuses/142004285071302656?_escaped_fragment_=/JamieNBCNews/status/142004285071302656#!/JamieNBCNews/status/142004285071302656


Bachmann tells Waverly IA crowd that were she president, "we wouldn't have an American embassy in Iran." The US broke ties w Iran in 1980.

^ Not as bad as Odumba not knowing how to pronounce Marine Corp.

So much worse.

The latest development should be the least jaw dropping/surprising of all.

What a waste time for some, pure entertainment for others.

Leaving the race.

Yeah, that's what I was referring to. Sorry if it was too cryptic.

DONE.

Best news I've heard in days

Michelle Bachmann under FBI investigation for alleged wire fraud, mail fraud, + FEC violations.

https://twitter.com/DavidShuster/status/340855512411275264