"Miami Heels" - Czaban

Getting 8 assists whilst dropping 51 pts is not bad.

"Ain't no reason to play no more games."

MIAMI—Following the Cleveland Cavaliers' Wednesday night loss to the fourth-place Detroit Pistons, LeBron James attempted to point out as gently as possible why leaving the 8-45 basketball team was probably the best decision he could have made. "So, you guys kind of get why I did that now?" James asked reporters, holding up a newspaper showing the Eastern Conference standings and coughing. "I mean, you know, they've lost 26 games in a row. That's a lot of games. I'm good, but I fully admit I can't lead a team like that to the title. Sure, I could have gone about leaving in a much better fashion, but come on, right?" James added that he meant no offense by his comments and that he was "just saying."

I'm a Heat fan after that full court alley oop last night.

Nice game, Bosh, LOL.

I'm disappointed that LeBron didn't take his photography skills with him to South Beach.

Sports radio caller just referred to Eric Spoelstra as "Lou Diamond Phillips".

ha ha

Rome had some choice tweets for LBJ last night, I'm sure he'll burn on the Heat today.

http://goodniteirene.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/baby-crying.jpg
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/crying-baby-giant-eyes1.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9tmaN4U256A/S_qAvAOicAI/AAAAAAAAABA/5BD0XPXRn1A/s1600/g-080522-hlt-crying-baby-11a.widec.jpg
http://www.cafetax.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Baby_Crying.jpg

They need to turn those tears into gears!

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/3427636_f260.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xqr2qt1hwBo/S-49azTRwJI/AAAAAAAAABM/xQOxdgN3RsY/s640/delonte-west-sleeps-with-lebron-james-mom.jpg

God I will never get tired of watching them lose.

Wade told the peeps that if he wasn't going to tell anyone if he was one of the players crying.

TRANSLATION...

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/122/724/RackMultipart.7031.0_display_image.jpg?1260204994

Look at Spoelstra in that pic. It's like he's thinking, "What are you doing?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxtPRF6NG7I

SVG on Heat: "If you don’t want the scrutiny, you don’t hold a championship celebration before you’ve even practiced together."

LMAO

Rumor is that Bosh was crying.

For whatever reason, I still like Bosh. A lot.

Maybe because YOU LIKE CRIERS!!!

I still like Spoelstra. A lot.

HATE AWAY

Maybe because YOU LIKE CRIERS!!!


I CAN RELATE TO HIM OK.

I still like TBeau. A lot.

:NH:

I still like Spoelstra


... Lou Diamond Phillips resets.

I think he's a good coach, maybe not the best fit for the team, but it also doesn't hurt that he's easy on the eyes. :NH:

Matt Bonner is awarded with 3 points every time he sheds a tear.

I noticed that you stopped providing an update of Bonner's most recent game.

I wonder why?

BEEN BUSY

Not too busy to remove your "Bonner tracker" though, LMMFAO!!!!

Check again.

I don't think it's just a coincidence that he shot poorly and the Spurs were manhandled.

Can you say heart and soul?

Bonn Bonn is the kind of player Brian Scalabrine can only dream of being.

I actually picked him up for my fantasy team.

I wonder how he would do if he were on the Heat?

SWIDT?

I bet he would have cried.

MEANWHILE, WILL BYNUM SCORED ONLY 2 POINTS LAST NIGHT LOL

dw;wb.. what happened?

MEANWHILE, WILL BYNUM SCORED ONLY 2 POINTS LAST NIGHT LOL

dw;wb.. what happened?

Bet he didn't CRY, THOUGH!

^ But I think I can name someone who did.

Glan turn on ESPN later, Jalen Rose is going to break down all of the Heat's misses!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=6191031

Remember when Rip and Webber were said to have been crying together in the shower after game 6?

I'm not answering any more looking back questions cuz Glen will stalk me and make fun of me some more.

my Blazers

Rumor is that Bosh was crying.

Just heard the Heat referred to as "Two and a half men".

This vid is on-topic cuz it quotes Phil Jackson somewhere in there.

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http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-riley031011

*SCHADENFREUDE ALERT*

Another painful loss coming?

Knew our boys would come through.

GO TO SLEEP, HATERS

THERE WILL BE TEARS... TEARS OF JOY!!

*SCHADENFREUDE ALERT*

Another painful loss coming?

Vinny, can you address this?

haters gonna hate

#smh

Vinny, can you address this?
Sure thing.

Glan?

I realize this is the NBA forum and everything like that, but some peeps are still superstitious and that post might have given the Heat a win.

FUCKING GLAN.

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR YOUR MIAMI HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!

Just like my boys DWade, LeBron and CB4, I don't mind being the bad guy, the villian.

We know it's us against the world, Glan

We know it's us against the world, Glan

Vinny and Tahoe can seem like the world if you piss us off.

Jealous because your "big 3" is Stuckey, Charlie V and Ben Gordon?

I'm definately jelly.

I guess all is right in the world when GLAN loses.

Peeps always want to go after big dog in the sand box.

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/on-the-heats-inability-to-win-big-games,19684/

YOU BEEN...



THUNDERSTRUCK

I hope Durantula calls Bosh a fugazi again.

Going to pick up yet another win against a playoff team.

The "HEAT" is really being turned up at the right time.

The Durantula won't be able to stand "THE HEAT" so he better get the fuck outta the kitchen!

Did you see LeBron's t-shirt?

HEAT

TROOPS

Yeah, won't surprise me if he catches a lot of "HEAT" for that one.

Wade makes it impossible for me to like or respect him.

Wade makes it impossible for me to like or respect him.

BUT HE JUST GOT CUSTODY OF HIS KIDS

SUCH A FEEL GOOD STORY!

Feel so bad for them.

Miami must be winning.

Miami must be winning.

INCORRECT

WHY'S THE THUNDER FAN TROLLING OUR HEAT FAN THREAD

Miami must be #winning.

No crews, bro.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/news/story?id=6270299

LMAO

Good for @cavsdan and all comic sans fans

Cavs went on a huge run to close it out, after the Heat tied it at 83. It was chill.

Lol, I was about to RT "RealGilbert" thinking it was Dan. Then I remembered that it was Gilbert Gottfried.

Oops!

Lebronius and his faerie friends Dwanewade and Kr1$$B0$h lost to a bunch of lowlifes.
I love it!

LeBron's Mom Arrested for Assault: Police (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=news&cd=2&ved=0CC8QqQIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcmiami.com%2Fnews%2Flocal%2 F119394369.html&ei=v9OdTefgOo-00QHf2KXCBA&usg=AFQjCNGx2ixVtRWs_9l_Iy6rVQsQlI7TXQ&sig2=KzDYE-4FzbG5iGljouUHUg)‎

MIAMI—Despite having high expectations heading into the 2010-2011 season, the Miami Heat suffered the worst regular season record of all-time Wednesday, limping to a painfully humiliating 58-24 and finishing an embarrassing second place in the Eastern Conference. "The Three Kings experiment is officially a disaster," said TNT basketball analyst Charles Barkley, who later called the Heat "pathetic" because the team only won a league-best 28 times on the road. "Two dozen losses and guaranteed home court advantage for two rounds of the NBA playoffs? Wow. This team owes an apology not just to its fans, but to the entire league." Sources confirmed this may have been the single worst performance by any team since the 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls lost a regular-season road game to the Denver Nuggets.