Yo, Vinny! Doris Burke... would you hit it?

I don't think she goes that way....IYKWIM....

Hey, bro. You made any connections in Chicago? I'm looking for a supply chain position and networking is clearly the best option.

I'll ask around but I don't know anyone off the top of my head. Most of my friends are service industry types which has greatly hindered me in trying to branch out my own career. Sorry, wish I could be of more help.

Also, YO!

Yo! Talk to me!

Do you think @dadboner is Glan's other Twitter account?

Gotta be, right? Either that are Glan is secretly in love with him. No No Homo.

Oh, you're both jealous!

Welcome back. We got like 30 new members while you were gone. Hope you can keep up.

Vin,

Do you have this album?

I really like the 2-3 songs that I've heard.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zmIR1aAGYE

No, thanks, have to check it out.

So chill.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU8sDtage0U


/breaux

Who's leaking my shit onto the internet?

Hey brew, what should I Netflix?

Don't have Netflix. I amaprimed Vision Quest the other night. Pretty enjoyably cheesy. Maybe some 80s shit? Better Off Dead? The Sure Thing?

Haven't seen Better Off Dead in years. Fantastic choice. I knew I could count on you.

Had it on VHS way back when.

Had it on VHS way back when.

Subtle, yet deftly handled.

10/10 even though it required an edit.

BUT I DID ACTUALLY HAVE IT ON VHS

-1

From now on I'll call you "Rock God", ok?

Just kind of assumed you already had been.

TOP 5 FAVORITE FLICKS

At first I thought I put "top 5 favorite dicks," ha!

Bump this later, need to think about the movies.

As for the Dicks it's probably Nixon, Tracy, Van Dyke, Butkus and Gregory. Honorable Mention....Cavett.

Yo Vinster... can we post magic number in the T_G_R's OST? Or is that j_nx?

Oh yeah, just don't do something stupid like make a thread about it to be a dick.

WHERE'S VINNY?

^ fake jail

Happy bday bro.

WHERE'S VINNY?

Been in rehab since yesterday.

Meth this time.

I've been a member here since foreverago and still miss the inside jokes.

SMMFH

Still made at Vinny about that shit. Don't play with a man's emotions like that.

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

Pretty much the same.

lol'd.

I'm guessing he didn't know how it was coming across, but it was still sort of a dick move for Beauld Flavors to bring up how you haven't fixed the sportsbook yet, don't you think?

I mean, you're doing the best you can.

#smh

Someone bump this on Friday night or Saturday morning and I'll try again. It's not as simple as just a setting for most of this stuff.....I'm on pager this weekend though so I'll be stuck home anyways....

Someone bump this on Friday night or Saturday morning and I'll try again. It's not as simple as just a setting for most of this stuff.....I'm on pager this weekend though so I'll be stuck home anyways....

This Vinny, this Vinster guy, is a pretty big deal. Give the man some room.

Kinda tired, but feel like watching a 'vie. Midnight Run sound good?

Always good. Also been thinking about watching Road House soon. Just a suggestion.

Yanno, I never did get around to checking out The Master...

DO IT!!

Watch it a few times, actually. A great use of your day.

Couldn't sleep last night and started thinking about the evolution of Ministry and how it just doesn't make sense.

What do you think?

Not sure? I've wondered about that too. Like did he just want to be a rock star at first and thus just played whatever was hot at the time? There's also the fact that I (and many) like all the styles so maybe he just does too...? And as he grew as a musician he was able to use a broader level of technology to produce the new styles?

http://deadspin.com/the-cast-of-the-sandlot-had-a-reunion-871132769?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Is Captcha an option?

We've tried it, bots found a way around it.

Might be worth another try.

I just changed the question/answer verification so hopefully that will help. I had changed it yesterday and was surprised that new user made it past it thus i let them through even though they seemed to be an obvious spammer. Hopefully my latest change works.

who are you and why is my misspelled name in your mouth, spewing fallacies

Still Vinny dude. Come on, this isn't rocket science.

Yo, bro. What's your fizavorite Nizick Drizake tune?

Kind of like Saturday Sun. That whole album really.

What's it like sharing a b-day with Tawny Kitaen?

Yeah, Five Leaves Left is great. Wish that dude stuck around.

What's it like sharing a b-day with Tawny Kitaen?

Our party is insane.

Remember when P got pissed at you and trashed you in just about every post he made in the NBA forum? Good times.

Trashed.
Ha!

What kinda 'sic you been listening to lately?

Way too busy to think. Making radio stations out of Spotify. Lots of 80s/90s off of ned's atomic dustbin, gun club, church, etc.

If you're bored listen to Frank Black's first solo album straight through.

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a
fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about….if you get it back you have
found your true friends!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a
fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about….if you get it back you have
found your true friends!

You ever plan on bringing "From the Bleachers" back?

Too busy being a simple friend

REALLY excited about the new unity sigs for the mlb playoffs.

What's your fav Cure album, duder? You a Disintegration guy?

Vinster...are you REALLY excited about the unity sigs for the mlb playoffs?

Are you okay, you seem kind of down lately?

How will I laugh tomorrow, Vinny, when I can't even smile today?

Watch some Juggalo videos, always works for me.

Woop woop!

Who's the hotter Austin Powers chick, Liz Hurley or Heather Graham?

Think I've gotta go Graham, if only just 'cause Rollergirl.
(CGGWU)

Going to have to watch that later.

What do you think of peeps who put their full name (first, middle and last) down on Facebook?

They're better than all the girls lately that go First-Middle (no last).

Good point there.

Dear Santa, I don't want much 4 Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy.
Friends are the fruit cake of life - some nutty, some soaked and some sweet, but mix them together and they're my friends. Send this to all your fruit cakes.

Hey bro, might've already asked.

What are your top 5 albums?

Impossible question.

What do we need to do to upset the 'ssians?

USA! USA! USA!

Just believe in Miracles my friend. Just believe.

Did we win?

We did it!!!! I believe!!!!!

Ever heard of or listened to The New Christs, bro?

No, you're gonna need to remind me to check them out in a few days. Saw you posted but not in a listenin' position right now...

Will you be watching Jim Gaffigan's "OBSESSED"???

Saw O Brother, Where Art Thou? for the first time the other night and didn't like it. Am I just crazy?

Eh, I don't mind it but don't really understand all the fuss either. Thought it was kind of annoying actually. Watching again helped but seemed too goofy just for the sake of being goofy.

Yo, Vinny. It looks like registration is broken. Had this whole ruse planned out where I was going to post as my "dad" saying I had died from eating too many M & Ms and milk after a night of drinking, then get into it with Tahoe because his sons last words were, as he lay dying, "Call Tahoe from WTFDetroit a big fat faggot. Like, he's fatter than his whalehumping sea of a mom and has so much shit on his dick he's practically a walking sewer." After weeks, I was to post a gif of the Undertaker rising from the casket as DrRay11.

Alas, the registration email for the new account never came. Figure that's why new peeps might not be posting.

This has happened before, unfortunately

It was working a week or so ago when I checked in. I'll look at it tomorrow or so, remind me. Probably since they switched servers we need to update the mail forwarding IP is all.

It was working a week or so ago when I checked in. I'll look at it tomorrow or so, remind me. Probably since they switched servers we need to update the mail forwarding IP is all.
Yeah, it sends me an email every day after the backups and I haven't gotten one since May9th so it's probably just not forwarding right.

It was working a week or so ago when I checked in. I'll look at it tomorrow or so, remind me. Probably since they switched servers we need to update the mail forwarding IP is all.

Hey dude, can we get that in ENGLISH???

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Hey dude, can we get that in ENGLISH???
Had to shake the flux capacitator.

Yeah, it sends me an email every day after the backups and I haven't gotten one since May9th so it's probably just not forwarding right.
Should be working now, try it again DrRay. Stupid Tahoe can't read well anyways, he's so old he'll probably forget about this whole thread.

Ahh, I see. Thanks!

Thanks to the Tech Team, whomever they are!

Yo, Vinny. It looks like registration is broken. Had this whole ruse planned out where I was going to post as my "dad" saying I had died from eating too many M & Ms and milk after a night of drinking, then get into it with Tahoe because his sons last words were, as he lay dying, "Call Tahoe from WTFDetroit a big fat faggot. Like, he's fatter than his whalehumping sea of a mom and has so much shit on his dick he's practically a walking sewer." After weeks, I was to post a gif of the Undertaker rising from the casket as DrRay11.

Alas, the registration email for the new account never came. Figure that's why new peeps might not be posting.

This DRay dude can type with his tongue up Mayhews ass.

Not sure if that's mentionable or not though.

lul

Took a 2 hour nap, woke up and it feels like I was actually out for about 4 or 5. Does that happen to you?

Ever seen Midnight Cowboy? Been meaning to watch the whole thing, and it's on Demand. Should I do it tonight, you guy?

Took a 2 hour nap, woke up and it feels like I was actually out for about 4 or 5. Does that happen to you?
Really need a nap right now. Yeah, that used to happen to me at least. Have a hard time napping lately.

Ever seen Midnight Cowboy? Been meaning to watch the whole thing, and it's on Demand. Should I do it tonight, you guy?
Eh. It's good, I wasn't blown away. Watched it right after reading the book though, not sure if that mattered.

Smells like snob in here all of a sudden.

THen go to your own thread.

Do you like Jon Kruk?

No.

Why are young interns at work so cocky and lazy at the same time. I feel the people born from 1990 or later are useless.

The internet.

Thoughts on the flick 25th Hour?

Need to give it another shot, only watched a few minutes of it like 5 years ago.

Yeah, I caught like the last hour or so the other day and liked it. That's all I've seen.

I kept thinking the fat mobster was Tony Siragusa.

Wait, IT WAS SIRAGUSA!!!

Lolling so hard.

Kinda wish I hadn't seen the ending already, though.

You ever cry or come close to crying at the end of a flick?

Karate Kid?

How many tablets do you own?

1 and a kindle paperwhite. Thinking about getting a windows tab too though.

You ever going to let us use GIFs in our avatars?

HATE Glan.

1 and a kindle paperwhite. Thinking about getting a windows tab too though.
UPDATE. Just ordered a 7 inch Asus android tablet. Was only like 65 bucks after various coupons/cash back. Thrifty!

UPDATE. Just ordered a 7 inch Anus android tablet. Was only like 65 bucks after various coupons/cash back. Thrifty!

BOOOOOOH!

Starting to think Vinny might have a problem, yg.

#PrayforVinny

UPDATE. Just ordered a 7 inch Asus android tablet. Was only like 65 bucks after various coupons/cash back. Thrifty!

Got any Outback Steakhouse 'pons for me?

What's your guiltiest pleasure flick wise?

What's your guiltiest pleasure flick wise?
Strange Things Are Afoot at the Circle K.

Vinny,


Are you a dipshit?


Signed
couldntthinkofanotherquestion

Nope.

Seriously?

Ur just fuckin around, huh?

UPDATE. Just ordered a 7 inch Asus android tablet. Was only like 65 bucks after various coupons/cash back. Thrifty!
Finally got this today. It's A'ight.

It was actually delivered on Thursday while I was at work. Saw it on the tracking that it was delivered at 2:25.

I get home that night: No package. Another package I'd ordered from Amazon was there but not this one. I filed a claim this morning and spent the last 2 days just fuming, angry that someone had stolen it, pissed off as all hell...

Then about an hour ago my buzzer rings, some old man who must live a few doors down is at the door with a cane, barely able to walk and says it was delivered to his house by mistake....

Faith in humanity restored....

Faith in anuses restored....

BOOOOOH.

My PS3 plays Blu-Rays, right? I forget.

Axin' because I just bought Before the Devil Knows You're Dead on Blu-Ray.

^ my first ever blu-ray disc purchase, actually

I think so? Never had one.

I think so? Never had one.

I double checked and the answer is yes.

Thanks Vinny!

I'm here to help.

What do you think of Vincent Gallo? Anything?

Nothing.

What do you think of Vincent Gallo? Anything?

Bet he thinks he's an anussshole.

What's your guiltiest pleasure flick wise?


Strange Things Are Afoot at the Circle K.

Oh, Summer School with Mark Harmon is another great awful movie as well. Great terrible cast.

^ This is true

What flicks are in your "maybe" list?

That Sean Penn movie.

That Sean Penn movie.


U see chinese bookie yet?

What flicks are in your "maybe" list?
That Sean Penn movie and Chinese Bookie.

Do you like the Foo Fighters? I don't get 'em personally. Kinda think Grohl's a knob. But this ain't about me.

Do you like the Foo Fighters? I don't get 'em personally. Kinda think Grohl's a knob. But this ain't about me.
I try but can never get into them. Get bored.

Samesies.

You ever watch Community? Thinking about giving it a try.

Maybe Mike can chime in here if he sees this.

You ever watch Community? Thinking about giving it a try.
Bah, mildly amusing but overdone. Didn't 'mind' watching the episodes I watched but there was nothing compelling me to check back in. I bet gay dudes love it. nttawwt

Bah, mildly amusing but overdone. Didn't 'mind' watching the episodes I watched but there was nothing compelling me to check back in. I bet gay dudes love it. nttawwt

Because of Chevy Chase, right?

It was funny for the first couple of season then they kept getting cancelled and uncancelled and the guy who created it went on tilt and then left the show. Wasn't funny once the dude went on tilt.

Can you please fix the chat feature and the sportsbook already?

Disregard this. Was drunkish.

You like Leyland Kirby, fam? See you following on Twitter. #ns

You like Leyland Kirby, fam? See you following on Twitter. #ns
I honestly had no idea who that was or that I was even following him until you posted this?? May have been one of your recommended follows a while ago (hey! people listen!)? I listened for a little while today at work and could get into it but was too busy and distracted to really check it out....

You a Podcast kinda guy?

Man I used to be but lately I've been reading alot on the train so it doesn't lend to listening to them...Watchoo got? I used to listen to the standard stuff, Simmons, This American Life, all the Discover stuff...

I'm thinking about checking out more of the Comedy Bang! Bang podcast and I'm pretty into Kevin Pollak's Chat Show, but I'm also looking for some others so thought I'd ax you.

This American Life is usually interesting at least if you can get over the guy's whiny-ness.

It's a bit hit-or-miss but I really used to like the 'The Moth' podcasts.

You into Brooklyn Nine-Nine at all? I figured I'd dig it, since I'm a huge Parks and Rec fan, but I Hulu'd the Pilot and quit after about ten minutes because my interest just wasn't there. Is it worth giving another shot?

Also, have you ever watched The League?

Sorry, looking for some more funny shows to get into.

You into Brooklyn Nine-Nine at all? I figured I'd dig it, since I'm a huge Parks and Rec fan, but I Hulu'd the Pilot and quit after about ten minutes because my interest just wasn't there. Is it worth giving another shot?
Been meaning to try it out but haven't gotten there yet. Everyone keeps telling me too.

Also, have you ever watched The League?

Sorry, looking for some more funny shows to get into.
I tried and just didn't find it amusing. Again, everyone says it's awesome, just seemed too sterile to me.

You a Podcast kinda guy?

Just started listening to How Did This Get Made? (http://www.earwolf.com/show/how-did-this-get-made/)

Can see myself enjoying it

What do you think of Wet Hot American Summer? Caught it for the first time the other night because it has a bunch of people that I like in it, plus I heard some new thing is coming to Netflix.

I laughed a couple times but thought it was mostly terrible. This ain't about me though.

Eh, I was the same way. Amused but didn't love it. Better the second time...

David Wain and Michaels Schowalter and Ian Black crack me up in Stella though, old comedy central show....

MIB is great. Guy makes me laugh all the time. Same with Ken Marino.

MIB is great. Guy makes me laugh all the time.

Think he's in the cast of Gaffigan's new sitcom.

Think Gaffigan's in the cast of his new sitcom.

Am I Wil Ledezma now or something?

Who do you HATE more: Steve Blake or Pelfrey?

Who do you HATE more: Steve Blake or Pelfrey?
Glan.

You're in the know about these sort of things. Do people still Roku?

You're in the know about these sort of things. Do people still Roku?

My father was in law (in his 70s) has one.

My father was in law (in his 70s) has one.

That's cool, where did he study law?

Damn phone smh

Fire TV stick. Follow kodi tutorials online. Every movie ever made.

Hey Vin, does it smell like up dog in here to you?

What's updog?

Nothing. How are you doing?

HA!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!!!

Sick burn bro.

Seeing Hamilton in Chicago tomorrow with the fam, maybe I’ll see you there?

Awesome! I'll get the gang together! B-Diddy, DocRay, etc...

Hope nobody got engaged, though

Dinner reservations tonight at Italian Village, any good?

Didn’t know about Women’s March LOL!!

Had a good burger for lunch at some diner called “Beef n Brandy”.

Need some sports bars around here though

Dinner reservations tonight at Italian Village, any good?

Didn’t know about Women’s March LOL!!
I think it's it's "fine" but haven't been there since I was like 14 with my Mom so I guess I have no idea.

If you want real good Italian you should go to Bella Notte on Grand, $10-15 cab each way. Some of the best in the city and probably cheaper too.

Need some sports bars around here though
All touristy downtown, I think there are some around River North not far from there.

Ok, am standing at corner of State and Monroe with 3 hours to kill and surrounded by pink pussy hats

Seeing Hamilton in Chicago tomorrow with the fam, maybe I’ll see you there?

Typical lib! So snobby!

The wife and I have been enjoying some three card poker at the local casino now and then over the past few months.

I’m tempted to sign up for one of these online casinos to play, but a) that could lead to problems and b) even if I got ahead, how much of a hassle is it to cash out, and would I even do it or would I just give it back eventually?

When we play live, there’s a defined start and end time. And getting your cash is 20 steps away at the cashier window.

Where you at with this stuff?

I go back and forth. It's definitely too easy to play and get sucked in but the odds for the games I play are generally WAY better than they are in the real casinos.

It's pretty easy to cash out except that if you take one of those huge welcome bonuses you have to play it through a bunch of times before you can cash it out. Outside of the bonuses cashing out is super easy, you can link your online banking and get an ACH within a day or two. No real hoops to jump through or anything, if you win too much (over $1200 in one hand I think) they'll want a picture of your ID before paying for tax purposes but that's the exact same rules as in a physical casino.

You can set limits though, you can limit how much you are allowed to deposit per day, week, month, etc and/or how much you can wager per day or how many hours. They call them "Responsible Gaming" limits.

I'd say try it just to get one of the big sign-up bonuses and then if you're really worried about it set the "Responsible Gaming" limits right after you make your first deposit so you can't just keep dumping money in or play too long.

Thanks, that helps. Part of it seems like fun, part of it seems like a slippery slope.

I used to play at Intertops on a dial-up modem at work back in 1999-2000 lol.

I messed around last night with the free demos on Caesars site.

Check all the sites. I don't really know how 3-card poker works but for video poker wynnbet and betrivers have better odds than you can find in most physical casinos while betmgm and caesars have the worst. Betmgm and caesars have better promos though.

One more thing to note: I'm not sure what the current sportsbook promos are but when I signed up most of them were doing "$1000 risk free!". It's not really "risk free" because if you lose you get $1000 "free bet" back not cash and then if you lose the free bet you have nothing...but anyways...What I did was put $1000 in each of 4 different sites and then 2 of them I bet on team A and the other 2 I bet on team B. Then no matter what happens you end up with $3820ish cash from the 2 winners and $2000 in free bets from the 2 losers. At that point you're only down $180 cash so you can either bet the 2 free bets on opposite sides of another game and get a guaranteed $730ish profit overall ($910 net from the free bet winner minus the $180 you were down from the first game) or gamble with it and try 2 different games and hope to hit at least one or maybe you hit both and crush it.

It's scary because you have to put $4k in play but it really is a guaranteed $730 for not much work if you want it.

I mention it just because once you sign up and bet with a site you risk taking that option off the table since those promos are "new members only"....there are like 10 sites though so.....

Makes sense, thanks.

Hey can you investigate thsi john creed fella

He's legit. Big Red Wings guy.

Sorry guys, fucked around and got engaged. Let me know if anyone wants to take over the site.

See what you did there.

Congrats, man.

Hmm.

https://www.axs.com/events/845017/www.axs.com/events/845017/ministry-tickets

Just discovered this. Not sure yet.

https://open.spotify.com/album/6Wkf21TuFg0tEVFkCyMQp7?si=9MAWX2RBQimShQZxz_no-A

I'll check it out, thanks!

You might be okay passing except maybe for Halloween and Revenge.

Effigy is rough.