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Glenn
01-14-2011, 04:50 PM
Here's who :chad: has for starters.

http://twitpic.com/3q0xz8

Hopefully Griffin makes it.

Vinny
01-14-2011, 07:30 PM
I mean, I know people want to have allstars from winning teams and all, but Kevin Love should be in there at Center. What more does he have to do?

Tahoe
01-14-2011, 07:48 PM
Tbro wanted Gay, Love and some other players but can't remember names right now.

Vinny
01-14-2011, 07:51 PM
I think he'd be happy with just the Gay-Love combo. He was real excited, said they were the kind of guys that, even if you double teamed them, they'd still be able to handle the balls in the post.

Timone
01-14-2011, 07:52 PM
Things not lost: Kstat's Gay-Love-Sessions zinger.

I think it was Kstat?

Tahoe
01-14-2011, 07:56 PM
If double-teamed they need to plug them holes.

lospistones
01-15-2011, 08:39 AM
Williams/bryant/durant/Anthony/dirk
Paul/westbrook/griffin/love/Duncan
Gasol/Ellis


Rose/Wade/lebron/stoudemire/howard
Rondo/granger/bosh/boozer/horford
Pierce/johnson

Snakebites
01-15-2011, 08:47 PM
Rose/Wade/Lebron/Stoudemire/Howard

Really does look like (dare I say it?) the voters got one of the conferences 100% correct.

I really hope there is a way to get both Love and Griffin on the team, but the large number of potentially worthy guards threatens those wild card spots.

Glenn
01-15-2011, 08:49 PM
Hey snakes, welcome.

Timone
01-15-2011, 08:50 PM
Refs better let them play, that's all I know!

Snakebites
01-15-2011, 09:08 PM
Hey snakes, welcome.

Thanks. Was a Realgm poster and mod for years, but had to leave due to increased concerns about the safety of the site.

Vaguely remembered the name of this site that had been created years ago by former Realgm posters. Figured I'd give it a whirl. :)

Another (at least before yesterday) under the radar all star candidate is Lamarcus Aldridge. He's been godly the last month or so, and has totally remade his game to become a more aggressive and closer to the basket player. I'd still take Griffin or Love over him, but he's definitely interesting given he's basically held that team together with all the injuries they've had.

Glenn
01-15-2011, 09:12 PM
What do you mean by "the safety of the site"?

Snakebites
01-15-2011, 09:15 PM
What do you mean by "the safety of the site"?

2 nasty viruses in as many months, and numerous other posters with similar complaints.

That and the fact that the admins refused to acknowledge there was a problem.

Glenn
01-15-2011, 09:20 PM
Ouch. No viruses here, we're just prone to database errors once a year or so. Just had a doozy, too. Should be fine now.

Little to no moderation here, FWIW.

Timone
01-15-2011, 09:23 PM
Database errors and ME!

lospistones
01-15-2011, 09:48 PM
Thanks. Was a Realgm poster and mod for years, but had to leave due to increased concerns about the safety of the site.

Vaguely remembered the name of this site that had been created years ago by former Realgm posters. Figured I'd give it a whirl. :)

Another (at least before yesterday) under the radar all star candidate is Lamarcus Aldridge. He's been godly the last month or so, and has totally remade his game to become a more aggressive and closer to the basket player. I'd still take Griffin or Love over him, but he's definitely interesting given he's basically held that team together with all the injuries they've had.

Give my regards to that faggot cowology. banned a good poster for calling him on his toolhood

lospistones
01-15-2011, 10:31 PM
I realize my silliness is unbecoming.

Pharaoh
01-16-2011, 07:07 AM
Fuck Real GM.

I would never, EVER go back.

Fuck 'em - here's hoping all the good Detroit fans come here and the shit ones stay there.

Pharaoh
01-16-2011, 07:13 AM
And yeah, we have database issues but...

The tech heads need to work some shit out and tell me how much it's gonna cost to ensure it never happens again.

Once they do that and I (we, if you guys can chip in some) pony up the coin we'll no longer have database issues.

And let's be real fucking honest here: A database issue every now and then is our only fucking problem.

lospistones
01-16-2011, 10:45 AM
Fuck Real GM.

I would never, EVER go back.

Fuck 'em - here's hoping all the good Detroit fans come here and the shit ones stay there.

Let's make a wiretap and start some blogs. Realgm sucks in both departments

lospistones
02-03-2011, 08:47 PM
Here are your all-star teams per ESPN:
Rose/Rondo
Wade/Allen/Johnson
James/Pierce
Stoudemire/Bosh
Howard/Garnett/Horford

Paul/Williams/Westbrook
Bryant/Ginobili
Durant
AnthonyNowitzki/Gasol/Griffin
Ming*/Duncan

Something like that.

Glenn
02-03-2011, 08:54 PM
West reserves
Duncan
P. Gasol
GRIFFIN
Westbrook
Ginobili
Dirk
Deron


East reserves
Ray Allen
Pierce
KG
RONDO
Bosh
Horford
Joe Johnson

Tahoe
02-03-2011, 08:57 PM
Joe Johnson is on there for his defense.

edit...he hasn't started playing d has he?

lospistones
02-03-2011, 09:28 PM
You post stealer.

Pharaoh
02-04-2011, 07:41 AM
No Love for Love? That's a shame...

Hope he replaces Ming

Timone
02-04-2011, 07:49 AM
Glad Westbrook's in.

Guy's probably one of my 5 favorites.

Glenn
02-04-2011, 08:16 AM
I'm hearing that Nashie prolly replaces Yao.

Glenn
02-05-2011, 08:07 AM
Stern names K.Love to replace Yao. Nice.

Pharaoh
02-05-2011, 08:40 AM
Gotta love Love getting in there - as shitty as Minny is the guy deserves it.

Timone
02-05-2011, 08:44 AM
Numbers.

Glenn
02-18-2011, 07:22 PM
Disappointed that AC Green doesn't have the jheri curl anymore.

I wonder if his streak is still alive?

Glenn
02-18-2011, 07:22 PM
Wow, Kimmel has lost weight.

Glenn
02-18-2011, 07:22 PM
And Magic has not.

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:24 PM
ESPN still televises the "celebrity" game? SMH

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:26 PM
And Magic has not.

I'm trying to figure out a way to work Joe "Mickey" D in here.

Glenn
02-18-2011, 07:27 PM
Lots of Rappaport coverage, that's your guy, right, TBro?

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:28 PM
MY DARK HORSE

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:29 PM
Watching Bieber run the point is probably infinitely more entertaining than watching Stuck, let's be honest.

Glenn
02-18-2011, 07:30 PM
I'll call Jalen as MVP.

Glenn
02-18-2011, 07:30 PM
Watching Bieber run the point is probably infinitely more entertaining than watching Stuck, let's be honest.

:this.:

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:31 PM
Why are they trying to legitimize this with people that actually know how to play?

Glenn
02-18-2011, 07:33 PM
JBarry is so great.

Glenn
02-18-2011, 07:34 PM
And Mark Jones is terrible.

Not Stu Scott terrible, but terrible.

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:34 PM
I love Mark Jones.

Does Common look like Chauncey to anyone else?

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:35 PM
^ He does to me, from the back. :NH:

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:37 PM
Anyone else = Glan

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:41 PM
Don't need Rubio, let's sign Bieber!

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:50 PM
The Jersey Shore dudes think Rick Fox looks like a dewsh.

Timone
02-18-2011, 07:55 PM
Heather Cox is about as dull as it gets, but still better than Rachel Nichols.

Glenn
02-18-2011, 08:12 PM
Baby

Baby

Baby

Oh.

Timone
02-18-2011, 09:15 PM
Wall and Griffin on the same floor. My head's going to explode.

I like Mathews and Blair, too.

Timone
02-18-2011, 09:17 PM
Steph Curry's kinda sweet, as well.

CAN'T FORGET G-MO EITHER.

lospistones
02-18-2011, 09:23 PM
DeJuan Blair makes me sad panda.

Timone
02-18-2011, 09:26 PM
My boy Ibaka.

lospistones
02-18-2011, 09:29 PM
omg Monroe with a helluva touch pass

lospistones
02-18-2011, 09:30 PM
GODDAMN Blair can actually play above the rim.

Timone
02-18-2011, 09:31 PM
Imagine Blair with cartilage

Timone
02-18-2011, 09:32 PM
I kind of missed that song from the Haier commercials....

Timone
02-18-2011, 09:36 PM
Okay, I know this game is completely meaningless and all, but add Blair to my NBA MANCRUSH list.

lospistones
02-18-2011, 09:38 PM
Holy fucking shit self-oop off the board Blair.

Timone
02-18-2011, 09:40 PM
Dunk contest tomorrow might be watchable, but after last year what isn't in comparison?

lospistones
02-18-2011, 09:40 PM
oop to gmo.

Timone
02-18-2011, 09:41 PM
Cousins with the assist from Monroe.

HERE'S TO HOPING WE'LL BE SEEING THAT ON THE PALACE FLOOR SOON

lospistones
02-18-2011, 09:49 PM
MONROE IS A BEAST.

Timone
02-18-2011, 10:26 PM
Sweet dunk by Harden. Also, sweet beard too.

Timone
02-18-2011, 11:00 PM
Sager put Cousins on blast.

lospistones
02-18-2011, 11:03 PM
I missed that. What happened?

Also, Wall was NOT the most impressive player in this game :-/

Timone
02-18-2011, 11:13 PM
Sager put Cousins on blast.

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg619/scaled.php?tn=0&server=619&filename=o28o.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

lospistones
02-18-2011, 11:15 PM
Wha.

Uncle Mxy
02-19-2011, 01:01 AM
Glad to see they were playing defense out there.

lospistones
02-19-2011, 04:47 AM
http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg619/scaled.php?tn=0&server=619&filename=o28o.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

http://bayarea.sbnation.com/sacramento-kings/2011/2/18/2002373/craig-sager-john-wall-interview-demarcus-cousins-diss-awkward-nba-all-star-rookie-sophomore-game
o i c.

Higherwarrior
02-19-2011, 06:39 PM
anybody watching the allstar fantasy draft show? damn- kenny smith's wife is hot as hell!!!!!!!! i'd love to bust a nut in her beautiful body. mmmmm

Timone
02-19-2011, 06:52 PM
As much as I love Griffin, my pick is McGee.

Timone
02-19-2011, 08:34 PM
Fucking Kenny Smith, what a knob sometimes.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 08:42 PM
Fucking Kenny Smith, what a knob ALL OF THE TIME.

Timone
02-19-2011, 08:44 PM
This Shooting Stars Shit is always lame.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 08:47 PM
I thought tonight was the game...should've known better.

Timone
02-19-2011, 09:10 PM
CP3 missed the layup, LMAO.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 09:10 PM
That was some weak cleavage.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 09:22 PM
This is some weak music too.

Timone
02-19-2011, 09:24 PM
Who's that guitarist chick? Gorgeous.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 09:24 PM
Kim Kardashian.

Timone
02-19-2011, 09:25 PM
No, she was actually doing something.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 09:32 PM
displaying some talent...couldn't have been her.

Timone
02-19-2011, 09:37 PM
Pretend you're playing against the Pistons in the 07 ECF again, Boobie.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 09:37 PM
A CAV IN THE 3 PT COMP?

Timone
02-19-2011, 09:40 PM
Ray Allen's mom is everywhere. Go away

Timone
02-19-2011, 09:41 PM
Tahoe may be right, but I doubt it.

Timone
02-19-2011, 09:48 PM
It's a 3-point shooting contest. Sit down and be quiet, KG.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 09:49 PM
^ He's such a clown.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 10:21 PM
That was AJ on the feed, I think.

Timone
02-19-2011, 10:22 PM
Wow, Ibaka.

That's my boy.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 10:24 PM
^ He's my boy.

intheimplayingforchubbsschtick

Glenn
02-19-2011, 10:26 PM
This two rim thing is next level

Timone
02-19-2011, 10:27 PM
Dope.

Glenn
02-19-2011, 10:28 PM
Ibaka was nice but McGee deserves it.

Wait. Blake effect.

Timone
02-19-2011, 10:29 PM
Oh my god in Heaven...

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 10:30 PM
I heard your dumb ass the first time Kenny

I heard your dumb ass the first time Kenny

I heard your dumb ass the first time Kenny

Timone
02-19-2011, 10:36 PM
Best contest in a few years already.

Glenn
02-19-2011, 10:37 PM
THE DUNK CONTEST IS BACK

Timone
02-19-2011, 10:37 PM
LOL @ this

Glenn
02-19-2011, 10:37 PM
juST WENT DOWNHILL

SCRIPTED. TERRIBLE

Glenn
02-19-2011, 10:39 PM
THAT HAD TO BE DONE FIRST ATTEMPT

STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN TERRIBL3

Timone
02-19-2011, 10:40 PM
Obviously it would've been better if he got it on the first attempt.

Still fun.

Timone
02-19-2011, 10:43 PM
Nice save by Griffin.

Timone
02-19-2011, 10:44 PM
Jet as a head coach would be hilariously disastrous.

Glenn
02-19-2011, 10:45 PM
WHAT'S IN THE BAAAHKS????

/SEVEN

Glenn
02-19-2011, 10:46 PM
I'M ON CAPS LOCK THE REST OF THE N9T

Timone
02-19-2011, 10:55 PM
Someone has to make Kenny a head coach. I need to see that.

lospistones
02-19-2011, 10:56 PM
This dunk contest has been killer.

Glenn
02-19-2011, 10:57 PM
BLAKE COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS ARM ON THAT

Glenn
02-19-2011, 10:57 PM
I'M ON CAPS LOCK THE REST OF THE N9T

THE ANTI BDIDDY

Glenn
02-19-2011, 10:58 PM
HEY BRENT BARRY, HOW;S THE WIFE?

Timone
02-19-2011, 11:00 PM
Griffin's going to be the first NBA player to die on the court.

Timone
02-19-2011, 11:00 PM
Alright, this is lame.

Glenn
02-19-2011, 11:01 PM
THIS IS SOME WWE SHIT

Timone
02-19-2011, 11:01 PM
Nice dunk, bro.

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 11:01 PM
NOTHIN BUT A PRODUCT PLACEMENT PIECE!

Timone
02-19-2011, 11:01 PM
THIS IS SOME WWE SHIT

Last year was a disaster. They had to do something.

The dunks were good enough on their own, though, of course.

lospistones
02-19-2011, 11:02 PM
That last Blake dunk was a lot of flash and little substance.

Glenn
02-19-2011, 11:02 PM
THIS IS THE WEIRDEST DUNK CONTEST EVER (BEST?)

lospistones
02-19-2011, 11:06 PM
Yeah, this has been bizarre.

lospistones
02-19-2011, 11:06 PM
Also, can't you just tell that Javale McGee is borderline retarded?

lospistones
02-19-2011, 11:09 PM
(McGee got hosed)

Glenn
02-19-2011, 11:11 PM
IT:S A SHAME THAT SOMEONE HAD TO LOSE

Tahoe
02-19-2011, 11:15 PM
Everyone gave 110% tonight.

Pharaoh
02-20-2011, 08:23 AM
The dunk over the car was crap.

Take the choir out of it - got nothing to do with the dunk and shouldn't be on the floor

Get Kenny to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up - unless he passing the ball

So Baron passes it out of the sunroof ... Blake jumps over the hood, catches the ball and dunks it 2 hands...

Big fucking deal - it's shit.

Man, we were so spoiled growing up watching the Dunk Contest - now it's all style and no fucking substance.

Superman shit, Kryptonate shit, Kia cars and choirs... so sad

Glenn
02-20-2011, 09:57 AM
I apologize for getting a bit sloppy last night.

I thought this was good tv.

Joe Asberry
02-20-2011, 12:31 PM
some great dunks last night, but Blake didnt really deserve to win, the car dunk was all show, not really a special dunk

Fool
02-20-2011, 05:48 PM
Just saw the highlights. Pretty lame. Agreed about telling Kenny to shut up. Since when is a 360 jam tough to pull off? Car dunk was not impressive. Griffin didn't even look like he believed he did anything good.

Koolaid
02-20-2011, 08:08 PM
i enjoy the hype man thing they were doing. i like darryl dawkins naming the dunks. i don't mind kenny smith either, unlike you guys. I don't like it being bias towards one contestant though. they should hype ALL of the dunks. there's no need to have that be 'competitive'. Choirs, kids with stuffed animals and all of that shit can go though.

Koolaid
02-20-2011, 08:12 PM
Stevie Wonder is at the all-star game. He's not performing, he's "watching".

LMAO, seriously. I love Stevie, but why is he there?

Glenn
02-20-2011, 08:17 PM
Stevie Wonder is at the all-star game. He's not performing, he's "watching".

LMAO, seriously. I love Stevie, but why is he there?

Blowjobs.

Timone
02-20-2011, 08:20 PM
He was never really blind, it's just his gimmick. P agrees.

lospistones
02-20-2011, 08:26 PM
how is lenny kravitz even remotely relevant?

lospistones
02-20-2011, 08:27 PM
also, has it ever bothered anybody else that ginobili is obvi of eyetalian descent, but he brain-ninjas us into thinking he's argentinian?

Timone
02-20-2011, 08:27 PM
Yeah, I don't get it. This is supposed to be a ballin' ass event and I'm not so sure the ballers even like him.

lospistones
02-20-2011, 08:28 PM
ALSO, how ridiculous is it that deron williams is only a 2xall-star?

Timone
02-20-2011, 08:30 PM
OMG LENNY'S PLAYING FLY AWAY

Timone
02-20-2011, 08:32 PM
God, call me when they actually tip this shit off.

Timone
02-20-2011, 08:36 PM
GROBAN!!!!

lospistones
02-20-2011, 08:36 PM
They should've had RichRod come out and sing a duet with Josh Groban.

Tahoe
02-20-2011, 08:36 PM
Dude raises me up.

Tahoe
02-20-2011, 08:55 PM
My fav All Star game is still when Zeke, Puke and Billy Laims played and the East was getting beat till they came in and straightened the situation out.

Timone
02-20-2011, 08:58 PM
Game sucks so far.

I'd pay to see Glan's reaction anytime he hears someone call Duncan the greatest Pf of all time.

lospistones
02-20-2011, 09:01 PM
He's a C.
Goddamnit.

Tahoe
02-20-2011, 09:05 PM
Is Blake friends with Sammy?

Timone
02-20-2011, 09:06 PM
What was that from Williams? See, this is why the guy's only a 2x all star.

If I was Utah I'd send his ass to Detroit.

Tahoe
02-20-2011, 09:11 PM
^ And then hire Jerry Sloan to coach.

Tahoe
02-20-2011, 09:12 PM
D Williams with a miss at the rim...he could replace Stuckey.

Fool
02-20-2011, 09:18 PM
#149 is funny.

Timone
02-20-2011, 09:19 PM
Leave Justin Bieber alone, Craig.

Tahoe
02-20-2011, 09:42 PM
Announcers saving the "Its a lot of fun and games out there, but in the end these guys are competitors and they want to win" stuff for the 2nd half.

Timone
02-20-2011, 09:43 PM
so boring, not even paying attention.

lospistones
02-20-2011, 09:50 PM
What was that from Williams? See, this is why the guy's only a 2x all star.

If I was Utah I'd send his ass to Detroit.

Missed it.
Wha happen?

lospistones
02-20-2011, 09:50 PM
I can't remember which all-star game it was, but it was at the height of the TMac v. Kobe arguments, and that year both teams came out gunning and actually playing defense.
That was epic.

Timone
02-20-2011, 09:51 PM
2001, I think.

The one in D.C.?

lospistones
02-20-2011, 09:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxT9y_uyfXs
Yep.

Timone
02-20-2011, 09:56 PM
Whoa, Rihanna.

Timone
02-20-2011, 09:57 PM
I didn't know she was that hot.

lospistones
02-20-2011, 09:59 PM
I think it's mostly her hair, which is fake.

Timone
02-20-2011, 09:59 PM
I agree.

Still erect.

lospistones
02-20-2011, 09:59 PM
But yeah, whoa.

Timone
02-20-2011, 10:00 PM
Love me some DRAKE

Tahoe
02-20-2011, 10:03 PM
Hopefully grabbing your crotch works these days cuz music these days mostly sucks. They gotta resort to something.

Timone
02-20-2011, 10:04 PM
I have it on mute.

lospistones
02-20-2011, 10:05 PM
I'm not sure if the b I popped is due to watching prime AI in the 2001 ASG or current Rihanna.

Tahoe
02-20-2011, 10:06 PM
I had some Led Zep on while the game was on. Went pretty good together.

Timone
02-20-2011, 10:06 PM
I won't judge you if it's the former, los. You're a good poster either way!

lospistones
02-20-2011, 10:08 PM
fap

Timone
02-20-2011, 10:25 PM
Look at the East trying to play some D.

lospistones
02-20-2011, 10:50 PM
Ginobili=over/underrated?

Timone
02-20-2011, 11:16 PM
This would be a pretty sweet comeback if LeBron can lead :us: to a win.

Higherwarrior
02-20-2011, 11:25 PM
Stevie Wonder is at the all-star game. He's not performing, he's "watching".

LMAO, seriously. I love Stevie, but why is he there?

what would've been funny to me is if they faced his seat away from the court, just to fuck with him. he'd never know.

Higherwarrior
02-20-2011, 11:26 PM
it's all over, the west will win. justin bieber will win MVP again.

Pharaoh
02-21-2011, 07:24 AM
Loved the Stevie Wonder comment about his blindness being a gimmick - thanks, TBeau

The game was OK... but not enough D.

I realise it's fun and it's the "showcase" but come on - at least make the whole 4th quarter serious.

Uncle Mxy
02-21-2011, 09:48 AM
My fav All Star game is still when Zeke, Puke and Billy Laims played and the East was getting beat till they came in and straightened the situation out.
Tahoe and I agree on something! You're talking 1984 where Isiah dropped 20 points in the second half and took things to an OT win!

I just don't feel it for All-Star fun these days... am turning into an old coot.

Tahoe
02-21-2011, 05:13 PM
^ February 21st 2011.

Vinny
02-21-2011, 07:20 PM
If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!