RAYS SIGNED KYLE FARNSWORTH

Matt Anderson (yes, that one) was signed to a Minor League contract by the Phillies. Hasn't pitched since 2004.

Jim Thome gets another year with the Twins, and 2 more game-winning RBI against the Tigers.

Milton Bradley arrested for domestic abuse or something...allegedly.

^ Surprising.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=6036001

Some people wanted us to go after Bradley a couple of years ago.

He's been a ticking time bomb for years.

Absolutely. He, the ticking time bomb, went off a couple times already.

He's got murder/suicide written all over him

Johnny Damon to Tampa. I think Tampa's going to be awful this year -- lost Bartlett, Garza, Crawford, Pena, Soriano, Balfour, Choate, Benoit, Navarro, Aybar, Kapler, Hawpe, Qualls, Wheeler and Cormier

Yankees got Andruw Jones on the cheap, too.

Manny joined Damon in Tampa too, BTW.

http://blogs.forbes.com/mikeozanian/2011/01/17/baseball-teams-with-the-most-money-to-spend-on-players/

Pettitte retiring.

Olney says CC Sabathia has lost 30 lbs.

Olney says CC Sabathia has lost 30 lbs.

Gotta believe him. Heard CC put on a show today...2 shows in fact.... http://www.seaworld.com/ParkHours.aspx?LocationID=1&ScheduleID=40582

looks like Adam Wainwright's season is over...

Sucks to be a Cardinals fan. First they sign Nick Punto & Gerald Laird to major league deals in the same offseason, then the Pujols/contract saga and now this shit...

They deserve it. That's what they get for beating us. Fuck them!!

5 KC Royals make the top 20 in Baseball America's top 100 prospect list. Even odds 4 of them will turn out like Alex Gordon.


Jacob Turner #21, Nick Castellanos #65

Armando's going for the D-Backs against the Cubs.

Manny is retiring, lol.

Good riddance.

This deserved a RT and a follow.


@Mengus22: The worst part about the Manny drug test: Tressel knew back in December and didn't tell a soul.

Yeah, just saw. Just laughed.

Josh Hamilton broke his arm today vs. Tigers.

He's openly blaming his 3rd base coach for sending him home.

#fantasyteam

Have you guys seen how Polanco's playing this year?

He tied with Ethier for the most hits in MLB during April.

Mariners DFA Milton Bradley.

Jair Jurrjens goes to 5-0.

#smh

Yeah, that trade was really, really stupid.

you win some, you lose some.

matt joyce is hitting 360, too. dont think theres much to complain about right now, as a tiger fan.

for a management that supposedly relied much on statistics, Renteria never hit well in the AL

funny how you can win some, lose some when you're the Tigers GM but if you're the Lions GM, you can win almost every deal and still not be sufficient

el zingo

I don't know if I love it or hate it when DrRay and b-diddy throw down.

when the lions have 1/2 the success the tigers have had under dombrowski, i'll give him some leeway. the tigers were every bit the reclemation project the lions were, so we'll see.

So by your criteria, Tigers had their worst season the year after Dombrowski was hired. Shouldn't he be without a job right now for not righting the ship right away? Or was he building for the team's best interests long-term?

Reds/Phillies, 18th inning. I'm almost interested.

To the 19th!

Astros released 2B Bill Hall. Will DD take a look?

Astros released 2B Bill Hall. Will DD take a look?

Giants signed him.

So awesome.


Riggleman parties with 'beautiful young ladies' after quitting? http://bit.ly/jkvPk3

Source: Nationals hire Davey Johnson as new manager

Really? Talk about the thought he was dead thread. What the hell has he been doing?

Report: Red Sox Release Mike Cameron http://sbn.to/jkG1iO

Wow.

Fan dies after 20-foot fall (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/news/story?id=6747510)

Marcus Thames to the Yanks (again).

Hmmm, thought he was dead.

Cleveland makes a deal. (http://www.theheckler.com/2011/07/26/indians-trade-top-prospect-to-new-york-for-24-worth-of-beads/)

Nats get Jhonny Gomes from Reds.

Jhonny Fuckface

Trade, there's probably more to it:



To Toronto:
•Colby Rasmus (From St. Louis)
•Brian Tallet (From St. Louis)
•P.J. Walters (From St. Louis)
•Mark Teahen (From Chicago)

To St. Louis:
•Edwin Jackson (From Chicago)
•Marc Rzepczynski (From Toronto)
•Octavio Dotel (From Toronto)
•Corey Patterson (From Toronto)

To Chicago:
•Jason Frasor (From Toronto)
•Zach Stewart (From Toronto)
•Trever Miller (From St. Louis)

Beltran to Giants is close, apparently.

Indians get Kosuke Fuk-u-do-me from Cubs

MLB news: Nyjer Morgan is awesome.

CHICAGO -- Major League Baseball is taking "very seriously" the allegations that Alex Rodriguez took part in some illegal, underground poker games, one of which reportedly turned violent, and he could face suspension if his participation in the games is confirmed.

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/6830659/mlb-suspend-alex-rodriguez-new-york-yankees-illegal-poker

fuck that dude. one of the least likeable dudes in baseball

HE WASN'T THERE, LET IT GO

fuck that dude. one of the least likeable dudes in baseball

not sure how you can feel that way.

http://www.splendicity.com/sheknowsbest/files/2009/03/alex-rodriguez-details-pictrue.jpg

Hey people, does anyone know where to find some easy outback steakhouse coupons (http://natashathomas.de/forum/index.php?showuser=699096 ) because I'm really craving some outback steak right now haha!

Ingels news:

Need to get their shit together against the Fagners

Wilson Ramos has been kidnapped in Venezuela.

Why do I get the feeling that Glan is somehow involved??


#obsessed

Too bad it wasn't Wilson Betemit.

Pooholes is an Angel.

dass a lot a money

They also signed C.J. Wilson.

Dass a lot of faggotry.

Incarcerated Bob says Prince Fielder is gonna sign with the Rangers.

E gad.

Really beginning to not like that team.

Incarcerated Bob says Prince Fielder is gonna sign with the Rangers.

E gad.

ha!

Pudge is DONE.

In the minds of some, Rodriguez was tainted by the cloud of baseball's steroids scandal. Former Texas teammate Jose Canseco alleged he injected steroids into Rodriguez. Asked whether he was on the list of players who allegedly tested positive for steroids during baseball's 2003 survey, Rodriguez said in 2009: "Only God knows."

Pudge in 05 was the only time I've ever really cared about the HR Derby.

Angels released Abreu.

He's 38, but hmm...

Pirates need OF help?

Mo Rivera... DONE.

That's what you get for bashing Teblow, Mariana. GOD IS AWESOME.

Dear Terry Francona, Please Stop Emailing Photos Of Yourself Half-Naked In A Towel To My Girlfriend
http://deadspin.com/5914094/dear-terry-francona-please-stop-emailing-photos-of-yourself-half+naked-in-a-towel-to-my-girlfriend

Ichiro to the Yanks. wao

Yanks are in Seattle tonight, too.lol

‏@TVKyle
#Ichiro, Andruw Jones, Raul Ibanez... man, the 2005 #Yankees are gonna be SICK

That's funny, but I get the feeling he wasn't the first to crack this one.

still won't get them a playoff series win against our Tigers. #ourbitches

Wow.

BOSTON -- The Dodgers and Red Sox are closing in on a deal to send Adrian Gonzalez, Josh Beckett, Carl Crawford and Nick Punto to Los Angeles, though a few hurdles remain before it's official, multiple baseball sources said Friday.

Wow indeed. How are they going to get all those guys through waivers??

Wow indeed. How are they going to get all those guys through waivers??

Not surprised they got Beckett and Crawford through, those contracts are poison, no? Really surprised they would dump Gonzalez already, and that he got thru waivers.

Dodgers going for it, obviously.

Youk, Crawford, Beckett and Gonzo all sent packing in the same season!

BosDONE, LMAO.

A lot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZAuH7pSgc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

How he like him now?

How he like him now?

Boom.

ChiSux traded Rios to Rangers

^ Those fuckheads

If my math is right Fonzie Soriano has 4 HR and 13 RBI in about 24 hours.


#fantasy

#PEDs

4 more hits for Fonzie.

Phillies fire Manuel, promote Sandberg

If Manny wants to work, he can get a hire.

Is this the Ryne Sandberg from Cubs? If so, it'll be interesting to see how he does.

RED SOX | YANKEES

ON SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL

A rivalry renewed.

RED SOX | YANKEES

ON SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL

Great fuckin news!

Hopefully they'll do an hour or so pregame so I can catch up on whats happening with these two storied franchises.

TROUT HAS A HAMMY

Hm, new pitcher out of the Phillies pen tonight. Where'd they get this guy?

Majer???

Cubs showing "serious interest" in Girardi.

Dusty Baker shitcanned.

Hopefully he stops getting hired now. He's horrible.

I'm gonna tell him you said that. He'll prolly say 'eat shit glan!

harvey DONE for next season.

^ wowsies

You guys see that deal Peralta got? Dayum son

Hopefully Moss left for STL with him.

Hopefully Moss left for STL with him.
Dare to dream.

So I guess the season has started.

My Dodgers are pwning!!!

Fansy is the Mets closer

Heath Bell DFA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIQLIx2Onw

You guys see that deal Peralta got? Dayum son

Looks like he's earning it too.

I wanted to keep Infante and JHonny. But noooOOOOOoooo.

Going to miss Max.

A-Jax returns tomorrow.

Adam Dunn actually the Adam DONE.

After he's DONE hitting a couple homers for the A's against us.

Jeter with the GW hit in his last game at home. Can you say RIGGED?!??!?!

HERO

GARDENFIRED

Maddon's leaving TB.

#LEYLAND2TAMPA4RINGS

Jason Heyward traded to Cardinals, fam.

http://deadspin.com/anti-gay-bigot-torii-hunter-calls-reporter-prick-four-1666585947

In other salary news today, former Tigers pitcher Doug Fister got a one-year, $11.4 million deal with the Washington Nationals, Heyman tweeted at @JonHeymanCBS.

One year? Why doesn't that dude command the respect that his performance seems to warrant?

Not a free agent yet. That's why it was so stupid we traded him.

Barry Bonds is mentoring A-Rod.