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Timone
03-31-2010, 05:34 PM
TAMPA, Fla. -- Minnesota Twins leadoff man Denard Span hit a hard foul ball that struck his mom in the chest during Wednesday's game. She was treated by paramedics and back in the stands minutes later.

"My mom is feeling ok right now!" Span later posted on his Twitter account.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2010/news/story?id=5043987&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

Vinny
03-31-2010, 05:36 PM
Yeah, how you like that Motown!! Fucker!!!

MoTown
03-31-2010, 07:47 PM
I can't even pretend to like the Twins anymore. That thought of that team winning another division championship makes me shit myself in disgust.

It's a good thing they lost their secret weapon: The Metrodome. They are now powerless. I'm going to predict an 0-162 season for them.

Zekyl
03-31-2010, 08:17 PM
2-160. Somehow, they'll manage a win against the Lions and Pistons.

Timone
03-31-2010, 08:48 PM
Meanwhile, Joe Nathan's still out for the season. LOLOL

UxKa
03-31-2010, 11:24 PM
Thread title gave me great expectations. Thread content let me down.

WTFchris
04-01-2010, 02:08 PM
Meanwhile, Joe Nathan's still out for the season. LOLOL

And Liriano doesn't want to step up and fill in for him. Crybaby wants to be a starter.

They are still being picked to win the division BTW.

Fool
04-02-2010, 01:37 AM
Agree with UxKa. Let's start moving this thing in the right direction.

http://www.musingsandtangents.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/twins-300x290.jpg
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/doubleshotatlove/s1/ikki_twins_16%28grannyundies%29121008.JPG
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/55053/original.jpg