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bukdow
03-15-2010, 10:27 AM
He misses a clutch free-throw in regulation against Minnesota, he got a stupid fucking "All Eyes On Me" type tattoo, during introductions its claimed he is from Detroit when in reality he lives in Sterling Heights and went to the very un-ghetto OLSM and now he is saying, "We still have things to prove" Ya think! You backed your asses into a co-Big Ten championship only because you played a Purdue without Robbie Hummell.

I know, I know, he hit winning shots against Minnesota and Michigan. Excellent. However, his performance and leadership has been a touch suspect outside of those two cases. Don't even get me started on Durrell Summers. Lazy asshole.

I give it a 50/50 chance they get by NMSU.

Timone
03-15-2010, 11:14 AM
If their defense shows up....

WTFchris
03-15-2010, 12:41 PM
I was hoping they'd get Duke's regional so I could pick them in the sweet 16. Not against KU though.

DennyMcLain
03-17-2010, 10:43 AM
Are you off your bipolar medication again, Bukdow?

D's Nuts
03-17-2010, 06:12 PM
Fine, keep sleeping on MSU. No chance that we lose to a team that only is in the tourny because they won their conference tourny. Further, Izzo owns March and doesn't lose 1st round games to a coach that hasn't EVER coached in the tournament.

Further, their defense is atrocious. MSU by 12 is a lock.

MoTown
03-17-2010, 08:45 PM
George Mason

D's Nuts
03-18-2010, 03:58 PM
George Mason had been in the tournament before as well as their coach.

The coach for NMS has NEVER coached in the tournament before. Learn to read.

MoTown
03-19-2010, 07:20 PM
Sorry, tough guy. You're much more awesome than me.

Hermy
03-19-2010, 07:57 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2279/2386684684_9db54ab0e2.jpg

Glenn
03-19-2010, 10:38 PM
That "limp off to the lockerroom wincing, only to return 2 minutes later and check back into the game" was very Mateenesque.

RegicideGreg
03-20-2010, 01:56 AM
I also hear Izzo says Draymond Green is Mateenesque

bukdow
03-20-2010, 10:08 AM
That NMSU team was a disgrace to college athletics. Nothing but a bunch of crack baby thugs. The coach is about as slimey as one can get. Worked under Calipari and Steve Fisher, that about says it all. Truly an embarrassment to the concept of student-athlete. Teams like that are better left out of the tournament regardless of their record.

Glenn
03-20-2010, 10:25 AM
I almost perfectly imagined that post the second I saw all of the neck tats on the NMS players.

Uncle Mxy
03-20-2010, 04:57 PM
http://www.twincities.com/ci_14705488?nclick_check=1


Men will try anything to get out of work and chores and instead watch the NCAA basketball tournament.

But undergo vasectomies?

Dr. Bill Utz said his procedure schedule today includes men who timed their birth-control procedures so they could recover during March Madness. Of course, he recommends that men rest for only one day after — but some patients have side effects such as an irrational desire to punch Kalin Lucas in the face.

"Men will take a little advantage of it; everybody knows that," said Utz, who is part of Edina-based Urology Associates.

"That's how it works. We suggest the guys ice it and stay off their feet for 24 hours. Some will take it a little farther than that."

Scheduling vasectomies timed to March Madness is part trend, part urban legend and part ingenuous marketing.

The American Medical News reported this month on clinics giving recovery kits, including neck tattoos and sports magazines. A Michigan clinic expanded procedure slots for its "Snip City" campaign to get men in before Thursday's start of the tournament.

Utz said some of his patients selected this time frame while others were just enjoying their good luck.

Tim, a 35-year-old from Minneapolis, plans to take full advantage of his recovery time and watch hoops on Saturday.

"Oh, yeah, I am!" said the father of two and a half who declined to be fully identified because of the nature of the medical procedure. "If I can sit on my rich mahogany and let my wife get me stuff, why not?"

The clinic even gave him a brochure with a stereotypical picture of a man recovering in a recliner while his wife reads the Smithsonian to him.

"I have that open on the counter at home," Tim joked.

Turns out, the vasectomy isn't just the official procedure of March Madness. It also supports a Tradition Unlike Any Other.

Utz's schedule before the Masters golf tournament has been booked for weeks.

"You're having a vasectomy because you don't want to appear on the Maury show," Utz said, "so you're at that age when you're expected to help out around the house. (Right after a vasectomy) you really can't."

Glenn
03-21-2010, 03:54 PM
The curse of bukdow.

D's Nuts
03-21-2010, 05:04 PM
No Lucas, no problem.

Glenn
03-21-2010, 08:06 PM
Torn Achilles?

D's Nuts
03-21-2010, 10:05 PM
That seems to be the prevailing thought.

bukdow
03-22-2010, 07:01 AM
Torn Achilles?

I think its stretched. If it were torn, he would not have got up and hobbled down court to play defense.

Fool
03-22-2010, 09:15 AM
3 degrees now?

Gla, what does the wife think, "possible"?

WTFchris
03-22-2010, 12:04 PM
So can they beat OSU without him?

bukdow
03-22-2010, 03:22 PM
So can they beat OSU without him?

35%, yes and 65%, no.

DennyMcLain
03-22-2010, 06:57 PM
LOL @ MSU for being 80% sure Lucas won't start.

When did a weatherman become a spokesman for the team???

DennyMcLain
03-22-2010, 07:03 PM
"Oh no! Kalin... you ASSHAT"
http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/65/658500.jpg

Cross
03-24-2010, 09:15 PM
Healthy we go to the final four, now, beating osu is a possibility, a lot more possible with lucas. Odds are against us, but the final 4 is still doable.

bukdow
03-26-2010, 07:09 AM
Bukdow State University 71

Douchebag Kurt Warner and his freak-ass wife University 65

Timone
03-28-2010, 08:42 AM
Bukdow State University 71

Douchebag Kurt Warner and his freak-ass wife University 65

Dude, how dare you.