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Glenn
02-16-2010, 06:09 PM
Who's with me?

Glenn
02-16-2010, 06:10 PM
I think :we: 're playoff bound this year!

Joe Asberry
02-16-2010, 06:11 PM
here! Durant sure is fun to watch, plus they have a smart GM, and he's building this team "the right way"

what they need to content is a good defensiv/rebounding center

Glenn
02-16-2010, 06:12 PM
If they wanted to, they probably could get Bosh from Toronto today.

Draft pick(s) + expiring contracts of Harpring/Etan Thomas and one young player like Green would probably do it, right?

Joe Asberry
02-16-2010, 06:13 PM
that could put them over the top, but i doubt Toronto does any deal right now, they still hope to resign Bosh in the summer

but thats gonna be a challenge for Presti, until now he never did go after a big FA or anything like that, there will come some point, when he has to invest big bucks to contend and its has to be the right guy not screwing with their chemistry

WTFchris
02-16-2010, 07:00 PM
Not getting on that bandwagon. I'm pulling for my Nuggets. I'll root for OKC over the rest of the West though.

geerussell
02-16-2010, 08:12 PM
Only one go to hell vote? Excuse me, I'm going to go cut myself now.

Higherwarrior
02-16-2010, 09:12 PM
yeah i like these young kids. durant is one of the few nba stars who has a humble attitude that i admire. love that kid. he is rapidly ascending towards being one of the top couple of players in the game.

Tahoe
02-17-2010, 12:54 AM
I can't pass up an opportunity to tell someone, anyone, to go to hell.

Glenn
02-17-2010, 07:37 AM
Statement win last night vs. The re-tooled Mavs.

That's 7 wins in a row, closing in on the 4 seed!

Glenn
02-17-2010, 07:38 AM
I think it's safe to say that Coach Brooks should be COY.

Pharaoh
02-17-2010, 07:57 AM
I like the fact they have a defensive dude on the perimeter that knows his role and shuts his mouth (Thabo Sefolosha)

I like the fact that Jeff Green does a little bit of everything. He's not the prototype PF but he seems to be doing just fine.

With the young talent they have and the cap flexibility they have now they're gonna have to get creative and pursue a guy like Chris Bosh to put them into the "elite"...

Cause if they wait they'll have to extend Durant, Green and the rest and all that flexibility will be gone and they could be left with a "Dallas" type team:

Fun to watch but not really built to win it all

WTFchris
02-17-2010, 10:03 AM
They could easily make a run at Amare or Bosh this summer. The problem would be if the cap does go down to 51 mil. Then they'd have less than 10 mil after draft picks and min salaries. I would certainly offer them the deal I mentioned (Kwame/Atkins/Summers for Collison/Ollie/1st) to get them another 5+ mil in space. That could make a huge difference if the cap does go down.

They are 2 games out from the 3rd best record in the West and 3.5 from the 2nd best. No reason they can't convince a FA they are contenders with him.

Zekyl
02-17-2010, 08:40 PM
like the fact that Jeff Green does a little bit of everything. He's not the prototype PF but he seems to be doing just fine.
I remember really wanting Joe to trade up with the Stuckey and Afflalo picks to take Green. I don't know if that would have been a good move or not, but I liked his game a lot.


Kwame/Atkins/Summers for Collison/Ollie/1st
I would love that deal. I've been a Collison fan for years. I was big on both of the Sonics picks that draft. Collison and Ridnour. Ridnour never really amounted to much, though.

Fool
02-17-2010, 08:46 PM
Fuck Gla in his front running ass.

Glenn
02-17-2010, 09:30 PM
Lol, this is always fun

Fool
02-17-2010, 09:57 PM
Why don't you go read up on the Yankees farm system.

Or the Cowboys free agent possibilities.

Or the minor league prospects of the Red Wings... wait.

Glenn
02-17-2010, 10:11 PM
Cause the Thunder are the Yankees/Cowboys of the NBA, lol.

Fool
02-17-2010, 10:19 PM
Gla has Joe Dumars in his signature.

Pharaoh
02-18-2010, 06:23 AM
Z - I don't think Ridnour is crap - he's simply found himself in situations where some other PG was "the guy". He seems to be a trusted back-up and he's been pretty good all season for the Bucks.

Chris - Obviously we should do that trade idea - but it seems someone has disconnected Joe's phone.

Glenn
02-18-2010, 07:09 AM
Chris - Obviously we should do that trade idea - but it seems someone has disconnected Joe's phone.

spilled Diet Coke on it

Pharaoh
02-18-2010, 07:31 AM
Diet?

Dude is fatter than Fat Albert and he's drinking Diet Coke?

Glenn
02-18-2010, 08:31 AM
Diet?

Dude is fatter than Fat Albert and he's drinking Diet Coke?
Back when we were good, and Joe wasn't afraid to be seen in public, at least once per home game, the TV cameras would show him up in the luxury box, sitting next to Hammond, pounding away on his BlackBerry while juggling a Diet Coke.

Haven't seen those camera shots this year, maybe he's been checking out some of the other several thousand available seats around the arena instead.

WTFchris
02-18-2010, 10:22 AM
I've read a lot where Diet soda ends up making you fatter because the fake sugar is harder to metabolize and you end up burning less calories than you would have with regular soda.

I don't get people who drink diet soda and are not diabetic. WTF is the point of drinking chemically manufactured sugar like that? Just cut down your intake and try drinking some water once and a while.

Glenn
02-23-2010, 04:11 PM
We're going for 10 in a row tonight!

Tahoe
02-23-2010, 05:02 PM
:we: re

Glenn
02-24-2010, 11:14 AM
We choked that one away last night. Oh well, when you are young like we are, that will happen.

Glenn
03-27-2010, 09:22 AM
Blew the Lakers the fuck out.

We. Have. Arrived.

Pharaoh
03-27-2010, 10:05 AM
Our D on Kobe was stellar - Thabo has really blossomed this season into that role.

And it's great we've got Harden coming off the bench to give us that Offensive/Defensive dynamic.

And you know what's even better? We don't pay either of them $10 mil per.

And never will - cause they're not superduperstars and only the real guns get that kind of money.

Vinny
03-27-2010, 10:16 AM
Yeah, Durant will be getting that kind of money. He's a "superduperstar".

Glenn
03-27-2010, 10:20 AM
How incredible would a Thunder/Bobcats final be?

Vinny
03-27-2010, 10:22 AM
ABC has just sent agents to your house to dispatch of you for even suggesting such a thing.

Glenn
03-27-2010, 10:27 AM
That would certainly help dispel some of the NBA conspiracy theories out there.

Fuck, I can't believe that we're 6 years removed from our title already.

Tahoe
03-27-2010, 11:29 AM
That was prolly one of our best wins ever.

BIG BEN'S FRO
03-27-2010, 04:12 PM
Our D on Kobe was stellar - Thabo has really blossomed this season into that role.
... And never will - cause they're not superduperstars and only the real guns get that kind of money.

Somebody just say guns?

Delonte

Pharaoh
03-27-2010, 08:58 PM
And our boys don't play with guns.

We just kill teams using Durants, Greens and Westbrooks.

How good is our PG? The dude can be a bit inconsistent but he's certainly better than a lot of other young PGs in the league.

And he hasn't fallen into the half SG/half PG trap some young PGs do.

BubblesTheLion
03-28-2010, 07:57 AM
This thread is an abomination of God. Everyone here should wear teal until thrown into a massive gas chamber homosex death shower.
Then let the devil spread your cheeks and lick your anuses for eternity.


PS, Go Denver.

Glenn
03-28-2010, 08:04 AM
This thread is an abomination of God. Everyone here should wear teal until thrown into a massive gas chamber homosex death shower.
Then let the devil spread your cheeks and lick your anuses for eternity.
I made the thread, I get to go first.

Timone
03-28-2010, 08:43 AM
I don't mind if people want to root for them, but I can't pass up the opportunity to tell Glan to go to hell.

Also, I'm sticking with my Blazers.

Timone
03-29-2010, 09:00 AM
Also, I'm sticking with my Blazers.


92-87

Glenn
03-29-2010, 09:11 AM
Don't get it twisted, I love the Blazers, too.


always have

Glenn
02-24-2011, 06:18 PM
Whew. Thought we might have lost this bad boy.

Glenn
02-27-2011, 03:02 PM
I think we're going to make a statement today.

Love that my boy Cole Aldrich is getting some run.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscore?gid=2011022725

Timone
02-27-2011, 03:11 PM
Gotta love that the crowd's always fired up.

Definitely going to make for some cool games to watch in the playoffs.

D's Nuts
02-27-2011, 07:32 PM
Put in Mullens!!!

lospistones
02-27-2011, 08:04 PM
I think I wanted BJ Mullens instead of Daye :-/

Glenn
02-27-2011, 08:11 PM
^ Armchair GM

Fool
02-28-2011, 10:53 AM
The New York Billupses will crush this team!

Amare kills Perkins

Carmelo kills Durant

Chancey kills Westbrook

D'Antoni will steal Scott Brooks' wife.

Spike Lee will fuck all your white women fans.

Fool
02-28-2011, 10:54 AM
Thunder only scares children and dogs.

Knicks are full of champions!

Fool
02-28-2011, 10:56 AM
Oklahoma is a shitty musical. New York New York is a fucking classic!

Fool
02-28-2011, 10:57 AM
Oklahoma is a fly-over state. New York is built so high planes crash into our buildings.

Timone
02-28-2011, 10:58 AM
WTF's been needing a legit heel.

Timone
03-14-2011, 08:17 PM
This team is really coming together nicely.

Up 68-47 on the Wiz at the half.

Not as impressive as the Nuggets' 68 3rd quarter point rampage against the Pistons, but still... hangin' 68 points on a Flip Saunders coached team in one half is nothing to sneeze at.

Joe Asberry
03-15-2011, 08:34 AM
if the Thunder can manage to get an upgrade at PF somehow (like we got Sheed) it could put them over the top, Perkins is a proven championchip starter + Durant, Westbrook, great core + they already got a decent supporting cast

Glenn
03-16-2011, 10:22 PM
HUGE hoop by my boy NAZR

Timone
03-16-2011, 10:24 PM
Guy has the "clutch gene" no doubt.

Glenn
03-16-2011, 10:24 PM
GON BE SOME CRYING TONIGHT

Timone
03-16-2011, 10:25 PM
Fun fact: Big Perk's wife is named "Vanity".

Glenn
03-16-2011, 10:33 PM
I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!!

BIG BEN'S FRO
04-11-2011, 08:40 AM
Seriously how can any basketall fan not enjoy watching this team. Unselfish play, defense, a humble superstar, perpetual underdogness due to their market, and a well built likeable young roster. Outstanding.

Glenn
04-13-2011, 12:35 PM
Bucher predicts Bulls/Thunder finals.

I don't know if I like this.

Tahoe
04-13-2011, 11:56 PM
Do you mean him predicting it, or the actual matchup? Cuz if an ESPN dude predicts it, it prolly won't happen.

Cuz that'd be a good series, imo.

Don't like it cuz the Thunder might go DOWN?

I'm so confused.

Glenn
04-13-2011, 11:59 PM
Not flying under the radar anymore.

Tahoe
04-13-2011, 11:59 PM
LOL @ me... I covered just about every other possibility.

Timone
04-14-2011, 12:04 AM
Thunder aren't winning the west.

Come on, man.

Tahoe
04-14-2011, 12:09 AM
^ who is?

Timone
04-14-2011, 12:18 AM
Red Wings.

Tahoe
04-14-2011, 12:36 AM
That fag kobe might win it out there.

^ thats just wrong to say that. sorry kobes.

you fuckin rapist.

Joe Asberry
04-14-2011, 08:52 AM
Perkins got less money than Charlie V, go figure - Presti is a great GM
i think they can come out of the West this year - L.A. looks vulernable and SA is tough, but not unbeatable either

Glenn
12-29-2011, 10:42 PM
So fun to watch.

I LOVE THIS TEAM!!

Timone
12-29-2011, 10:53 PM
Durant... holy shit.'

HEARTBREAK CITY for the Dallas Mavs.

Glenn
12-29-2011, 10:53 PM
DURANTULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pharaoh
12-30-2011, 07:17 AM
Note to Joe Dumars: Build through the Draft

Timone
01-31-2012, 01:37 AM
It's been fun, fellow bandwagoners, but I've found some new cock to ride.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w_Vy0lDk_A

Fool
01-31-2012, 02:04 AM
It happens.

Pharaoh
01-31-2012, 07:28 PM
It's only natural for us all to adopt the Clippers. Chauncey is there!

Throw in my favourite PG, favourite young big man and BOOM! done deal.

But the Thunder have Westbrook, Durant, Sef, Ibaka...

I can't choose between them

I hear there is an NBA team in Detroit too... got some kids named Monroe, Jonas, Knight and Daye. I don't know why they keep veterans like BG, Nova and Prince around though. Makes no fucking sense at all. I'm happy they bought out Rip Hamilton - dude ain't getting any younger but why re-sign Prince? Should have let him walk and then used the amnesty on BG or Nova.

Oh well... maybe one day Detroit will get it. Until then they're an afterthought

Timone
03-25-2012, 06:21 PM
Heat/Thunder tonight on ESPN.

#PFP

Timone
03-25-2012, 08:04 PM
Kind of feel bad for Jon Barry.

Timone
03-25-2012, 09:33 PM
Lisa Salters is soo underrated. Why do I get the feeling she's like 50 though?

Timone
06-21-2012, 11:39 PM
Bandwagoning doesn't always pay off. Ha!

Timone
06-21-2012, 11:42 PM
This team could use an Italian-American midget's touch, if you catch my drift.

Glenn
02-25-2013, 09:49 AM
Derek Fisher bout to get his gravy train on.

Timone
02-25-2013, 03:16 PM
If he wanted to gravy train he would've signed with the Spurs.

MikeMyers
02-25-2013, 07:37 PM
I have pure hatred for the Thunder

Timone
10-01-2013, 05:42 PM
Westbrook out the first 4-6 weeks of the season.

Glenn
11-01-2014, 08:58 AM
Never really liked these guys anyways

MikeMyers
11-01-2014, 10:34 AM
We need you in Cleveland

Uncle Mxy
11-02-2014, 08:37 AM
The Seattle mafia must be smiling right about now...

Uncle Mxy
12-08-2014, 09:52 AM
Yo Okies -- aren't you glad that Josh Smith is such a terrific 3P shooter?

FZhrwS5W2Xk

Timone
01-15-2015, 10:33 PM
SMOOVED

Fool
01-16-2015, 08:58 AM
Yo Okies -- aren't you glad that Josh Smith is such a terrific 3P shooter?

FZhrwS5W2Xk

That's surprisingly good.

Glenn
05-02-2016, 11:12 PM
We gon shock the world?

Timone
05-03-2016, 11:10 AM
Naw.

Glenn
05-03-2016, 11:17 AM
Me and BIG BEN'S FRO, D's Nuts, DrRay11, Joe Asberry and Vinny never been more proud.

Mr. Oobir
05-17-2016, 02:53 AM
We gon shock the world?
We just might, Glan. We just might.

Glenn
05-17-2016, 06:16 AM
Feels so good to have been there all along.

Timone
05-17-2016, 06:40 PM
Anyone but the Cavs.

Fool
05-18-2016, 09:54 PM
Anyone but Oakland.

Glenn
05-31-2016, 09:43 AM
https://hpc.cimne.upc.edu/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/done.gif

Fool
05-31-2016, 10:11 AM
Sad times.

Glenn
07-04-2016, 04:11 PM
Mods, please lock this sumbitch up

Timone
07-04-2016, 04:48 PM
Put a team up for adoption: The OKC Thunder

Glenn
07-04-2016, 11:20 PM
Funny how fast Presti went from hero to total boob.

Timone
07-04-2016, 11:21 PM
Always been a boob to me. Ha!

Mr. Oobir
07-04-2016, 11:52 PM
I can't believe how badly Durant betrayed us loyal Thunder fans. Luckily, as a lifelong Warriors fan, I am overjoyed with this move!

Uncle Mxy
07-06-2016, 06:55 AM
first, we adopted Reggie Jackson, now let's see if we can adopt Westbrook...

Glenn
02-26-2017, 09:48 AM
This is getting pretty wild.


Russell Westbrook notches his 28th triple-double of the season in less than 20 minutes of action, finishes with 17 points, 18 rebounds & 17 assists

Timone
02-26-2017, 09:54 AM
Might as well change thread title to Westbrook (IYGAS)

Timone
03-30-2017, 11:45 AM
Surprised 57 points is the most ever scored in a triple double

Uncle Mxy
03-30-2017, 12:18 PM
Wilt may have had more but they didn't count blocks in his day.

Glenn
03-30-2017, 12:54 PM
20,000

Glenn
06-27-2017, 08:35 AM
So proud.

Timone
06-30-2017, 10:19 PM
WE GOT PG, FAM!!!

Glenn
06-30-2017, 10:23 PM
WE'RE BACK

Timone
06-30-2017, 10:32 PM
WATCH OUT, HOUSTON AND GOLDEN STATE

YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE


*puts on shades*














THUNDERSTRUCK

MikeMyers
06-30-2017, 10:58 PM
HA! Love that fam

Glenn
07-01-2017, 10:51 AM
POST 115 WINS THE THREAD

Timone
01-20-2018, 06:23 PM
Put up 148 on the Cavs

Uncle Mxy
01-21-2018, 01:27 PM
LeBron lost that game so PG and Carmelo don't get traded back to the East.
11th dimensional chess, here.

Glenn
01-02-2025, 08:29 PM
Got the fam tix to see :my: Pistons take on :my: Thunder for Xmas