Anyone on facebook here? Or maybe a better question would be is there anyone that is NOT on facebook here?

I'm not not on facebook

I have a Facebook ID, for searching purposes only. Recently, I enabled all the privacy controls on it, while placing a unique chunk of easily-searchable info in it, supposedly secured. If'n'when Facebook decides to shit on people's privacy, I can tell. The perception of community and trust that some family and friends might have about Facebook isn't shared by me, which is why I'm not on under my real name or anything like that.

Not on it and never will be.

I got pestered into creating a page but I don't post on it at all.

Don't have it, don't want

My brother wants me to sign up "only so we can play poker" or something on there. Apparently they have a billion games like farm boy and tetris type stuff, plus this "great" poker thing.

My fiance has an account and about 400 friends - she actually knows most of them - which just blows my mind. If I ever use Facebook to play poker it will be with her account.

Those facebook games are the devil. They'd be harmless if all they did was lure the people who play them into minesweeping their lives away but they also encourage players to spam every fucking move they make to every single friend they have on facebook. While you can permanently suppress notices from any individual application, there are 3.2 billion of them with new ones added every day. Terrible.

I have a facebook, and I'm a big fan. Don't play the games, though; just use it to keep in touch with my high school buds, work buds, and relatives.

I haven't talked to any high school friends in 12 years. Why would I want to talk to them now?

I have a facebook, and I'm a big fan. Don't play the games, though; just use it to keep in touch with my high school buds, work buds, and relatives.

Agreed... I still am falling out of touch with my high school friends, but that's not bad considering most of them are idiots...

i have it. it is what you use it for. some people use it solely as a place to spy on others so they can gossip. that's stupid.

but it can be a very useful and fun way to keep in touch with friends and family all over the world, on a realtime daily basis. obviously how much you use it and how much you let others see is totally up to you.

but i resisted it for the longest time for some of the same reasons brought up in here. now i have converted and find it a pretty cool thing. it's cool seeing what friends on the other side of the globe are doing.

^ Dripping the "I know peeps all over the world" card.

i have it. it is what you use it for. some people use it solely as a place to spy on others so they can gossip. that's stupid.

but it can be a very useful and fun way to keep in touch with friends and family all over the world, on a realtime daily basis. obviously how much you use it and how much you let others see is totally up to you.

but i resisted it for the longest time for some of the same reasons brought up in here. now i have converted and find it a pretty cool thing. it's cool seeing what friends on the other side of the globe are doing.

You've never asked me what I was doing on the other side of the world.

Here's a hint - it involves a keyboard, a moniter and my ass on a chair.

Why don't one of you kids create a WTFDetroit fan page so we can maybe attract some new posters.

Or something.

SHITTY FACEBOOK NAME OF THE WEEK

And the winner is.......

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I'm against anything that helps you keep in touch with people you know.

You better shut down the internet and cancel your phone.

You better shut down the internet and cancel your phone.


Phone? Buddy, I've a direct line to God.

suicide?

It's painless.

... and wholesome fun for the entire family.

suicide?


I've wanted to try it, but unfortunately I care more about my family than I like to believe.

The fan pages, or like pages (whatever the fuck they're called these days), are starting to annoy me.

"Dick Butterson likes Hello Justin Bieber. I want to play a game. Throughout the years you have soiled the meaning of good music. There will be consequences. The device attached to your abdomen will trigger in 75 seconds, sending a metal bar up your ass. Your chances at surviving is the key located in your ashophogus, inside your lungs, the very lungs that have soiled the ears of the innocent. How much blood will you sacrifice to continue your life? The choice is yours. Let the game begin"

Whatever happened to Dick Butterson just liking Nickelback and Creed? Sheesh!

Been avoiding it... but the competition is using it to draw in my clients.... gonna set up a company page for something they call "viral marketing"... prolly gonna require a condom.

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2013/02/facebooks-oldest-user-edythe-kirchmaier-is-105-year-old.html

Tahoe's daughter?

lullerz