She's waiting.

Sweet Krista.

Longing for Glan.

Longing for his touch.

But what she doesn't know, might destroy her life.

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/347967942/meinmontreal.jpg

Do the people at that coffee house that you are obsessed with know you are taking pictures of them?

It's a film, Fool!!!

Here's a screencap!

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5200/waitingscreencap.jpg

I was skeptical at first, but last post brought some value to the thread.

The Denny original on the far right side (post #1) was sly.

The one crooked picture makes it artsy.

She doesn't know what she's getting into.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9666/sweetkrista.jpg

Damn, buddy.

I didn't even do anything and you got me feeling guilty about my marriage, lol.

Damn, buddy.

I didn't even do anything and you got me feeling guilty about my marriage, lol.

Very un-"Dad Guy" like

Damn, buddy.

I didn't even do anything and you got me feeling guilty about my marriage, lol.

You're feeling guilty cause you were thinking of fucking her.

Admit it to yourself and continue to think of fucking her.

Now I'm creeped out, too.

A screencap from the soon-to-be-famous "Cardboard Krista" sequence, just prior to the psychotic breakdown which sets off act 3 (I read the script).

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4363/dream1.jpg

Leave me out of this!

New promo pic for press packet.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6954/waiting4glan1.jpg

Where are you finding this shit?

If she needs a PPO from anyone, I don't think it's me, lol.

She always has such nice accessories.

Where are you finding this shit?

If she needs a PPO from anyone, I don't think it's me, lol.

For the fifth time, it's from THE MOVIE!!!!

I suspect facebook stalking.

OK look.... I can't make THIS ONE up, okay.

From Krista's nightmare sequence....

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/322/cowkrista.jpg


Or was it Glan's nightmare sequence????

Wow. That was unexpected.

In a stunning attempt to ruin Glan's dreams, DrTre11 hacks Glan's email and arrives as the "False Glan". Will Glan arrive in time to vanquish the imposter?

See the movie and find out.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5806/fakeglan.jpg

This is fucking funny

This is fucking funny


^ Pharaoh amused=Solid GOLD

Janke looks like that girl off College Humor. But Janke is actually good-looking.

The more I see her the more she looks like my old boss.

The more I see her the more she looks like my old boss.


^ Fightin' words!

Ain't no woman the boss of me.

I wear the pants in my house.

My wife just tells me which ones to wear.

Holy shit, it's cow.

I like to think that he never takes that hat off and his neck is just naturally tilted like that.

Well... he doesn't ever take his hat off. And his neck is tilted naturally like that.

I feel so bad. He was my padawan for a couple years and I let him slip over to the light side of the force. It really hurt when he condemned me for my racist tirade at RGM. Now he spends all day discussing the statistical probability of us still making the playoffs.

I feel so bad. He was my padawan for a couple years and I let him slip over to the light side of the force. It really hurt when he condemned me for my racist tirade at RGM. Now he spends all day discussing the statistical probability of us still making the playoffs.

Also, I think we should have signed Amir for the league minimum and then traded him for Bosh. I don't know how Joe didn't see that one.


Fixed to contribute.

I'm interested to see how bukdow weaves his way into the storyline.

I hope that's not a spoiler.

I'm interested to see how bukdow weaves his way into the storyline.

I hope that's not a spoiler.
:kennythejet:

Bukdow scene allegedly left on the cutting room floor made of rich mahogany, deemed too graphic for an eventual PG rating. Reported content of deleted scene is incomplete, and tenuous at best.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/83/kristabukdow.jpg

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/83/kristabukdow.jpg

Post-Alpalcalyptic Recap:

Krista waits. Her "Dream Man" soon to arrive to her wanting touch.

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/347967942/meinmontreal.jpg

In her mind, the switch has been made. There's no going back -- her decision, final.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5200/waitingscreencap.jpg

Only a week prior had she sealed her fate, for the world to see.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9666/sweetkrista.jpg

Little did she realize that Glan's fantasy world had run amok. His life in ruins, he viewed Sweet Krista as his lone savior of sanity. But, for now, a cardboard cut-out of Krista must suffice.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4363/dream1.jpg

Krista herself had had several run-ins with unstable fans in the past. But Glan was different, she believed. He MUST be the one of my dreams.

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/322/cowkrista.jpg
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/83/kristabukdow.jpg

But, in a stunning attempt to ruin Glan's dreams, DrTre11 hacks Glan's email and arrives as the "False Glan". Will Glan arrive in time to vanquish the imposter?

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5806/fakeglan.jpg

Stay tuned....

If Tre wasn't bad enough, Glan doesn't realize his retarded half-brother Gunter just arrived from Germany. Flashing a sweet mullet and an IQ of -22, Gunter stumbles into LDB, who decides to use him as a way to wrestle control over WTFDetroit.com.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4201/gunterc.jpg

lol. gunter.

Seriously, I think this is funny. But I hope the girl never finds this place on accident (like that chick who got fired via text message). Would probably freak her out.

Every time this site goes off the grid, I think it's Krista and her band of lawyers led by Taymelo sticking it to Gla

You need help, lol.

Not sure how you look at this GD but I think this is awesome.

No, I agree. I'm glad that he's got the time to devote to this for our entertainment.

I'm guessing you love all the pics of her?

She ain't a perfect 10 but he's not a bag lady either.

And really, who looks at the mantle while they stoke the fire?

I'm guessing you love all the pics of her?

She ain't a perfect 10 but he's not a bag lady either.

And really, who looks at the mantle while they stoke the fire?

^ Aussie Rules!!!

Glan, officially "miffed"....

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8655/kristasdb.jpg

Seriously, who does look at the mantle while they stoke the fire?

And I'm guessing Glenn (and everyone else) is wondering if she likes to smoke the pipe or not, aren't ya GD?

Some chicks will do it, but don't enjoy it. Does Krista enjoy it?

I've run out of photos.

Perhaps the time is right to sharpen my pencil. A Waiting For Glan cartoon, perhaps?

smoke the pipe is aussie slang for headjob

Pharaoh,
Headjob is Aussie slang for blowjob, or head...

Pharaoh,Headjob is Aussie slang for blowjob, or head..

What's Cleveland slang for blowjob?

This might require an entirely new thread.

What's Cleveland slang for blowjob?

This might require an entirely new thread.

Maybe "Thanks, sis"?

Maybe "Thanks, sis"?

Solid Gold.

this was creepy

alsowuthapentodenny

Man, this is a great thead. I miss that creep McLain.

Yeah, I had some funny-as-hell posts in it.

If Tre wasn't bad enough, Glan doesn't realize his retarded half-brother Gunter just arrived from Germany. Flashing a sweet mullet and an IQ of -22, Gunter stumbles into LDB, who decides to use him as a way to wrestle control over WTFDetroit.com.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4201/gunterc.jpg

oh man, LMAO