Please.

The new dominoes? Still terrible??

It's okay. Still doesn't beat my local pizza shop's stuff.

Shoop,

Can I get an update on your lazer?

Hottest black chick in your opinion?

Lazer is charging right now.

Hottest black chick? Don't think I have one. But I do think Halle Berry is a lot less attractive than she gets credit for. Same with Beyonce.

Shoopy,

Do you fancy yourself as "the next generation's LDB/TBeau"?

Shoop, what is your local pizza shop??

Shoopy,

Do you fancy yourself as "the next generation's LDB/TBeau"?

It's hard to say, Glan. I've been watching a lot of tape lately just trying to get a hold of his moves, countermoves, and on-forum demeanor.

Those are pretty big shoes to fill and no two posters are the same.

Shoop, what is your local pizza shop??

It's a little pizza shop inside a convenience store called "CJ's."

Around the Kzoo area.

Who the fuck is this dude?

Who the fuck is this dude?


He's Shoopy.

^^ha!

Good shit...he's probably wondering the same thing about me.

Carry on WTF'ers.

It's hard to say, Glan. I've been watching a lot of tape lately just trying to get a hold of his moves, countermoves, and on-forum demeanor.

Those are pretty big shoes to fill and no two posters are the same.

What you should've said


I'm not trying to be the next TBeau, I'm trying to be the first Shoopy. Fuck off.

Shoopy, what do you think of this guy?

http://media.linkara.com/_images_/verticales/3/4/7/9/imagen_chris_owen_0102_0.jpg

Shoopy,

Not a question, just a statement:

You, sir, are the future of WTF. A new breed of messageboarding.

Re #15

So cute to see you take him under your wing.

Hopefully you do a better job with Shoop than you did with Zekyl.

Shoopy, what do you think of this guy?

http://media.linkara.com/_images_/verticales/3/4/7/9/imagen_chris_owen_0102_0.jpg

I think Chris Owen is the poster-child of Michigan emigration. Sadly, The Sherminator is probably getting more pussy than me.

Ropey tits?

Skinny and long.

Tahoe's wife's tits?

Kids.

http://www.dumbaaldum.org/images/pic-sounds/letter-h/hand.jpg

What do you think of the old man's hand fetish, Shoop?

Surprising, LDB.

I'm pretty sure we all assumed, with his claiming to be a republican, he was into hardcore violence and man-dom fem-sub BDSM themes.

http://www.dumbaaldum.org/images/pic-sounds/letter-h/hand.jpg

What do ya think of Tbeau's girlfriend pictured above?

I think she has a very faint fate line.

Shoopy,

What happened to Billy Blanks?

Billy and Gayle were divorced in 2008 after 33 years of marriage. According to the Petition for Legal Separation filed by his wife Gayle on April 22, 2008 in Los Angeles Superior Court, she and Billy had been separated since September 25, 2007. The reason given in the petition for the separation is "irreconcilable differences."[6] [7]

In November 2008, Blanks became the father of a new daughter named Angelika. The mother was his Japanese interpreter Tomoko whom he had known since 2007.[8] Billy and Tomoko's marriage was formally registered in January 2009 and their wedding ceremony was held on June 20, and Erika Peterson. He is currently living with them in Osaka, Japan.
http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/oira__/imgs/d/2/d2caaa10.jpg

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4960825&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=36986728485&id=563060882

http://www.facebook.com/tomoko.blanks

Is it wrong for me to fantasize about fucking the President's wife in the mouth?

Not at all, Zip. I want to do the same thing.

Shoopy,

Who wins hottest body to weirdest face competition? It's gotta be Fergie, right?

Not so fast cowboy!

Shoopy,

Who wins hottest body to weirdest face competition? It's gotta be Fergie, right?

Olvia Wilde or Megan Fox.

They don't have ugly faces (with makeup on), I just think they're fxing weird.

Shoopy,

If I have role playing night with my wife, what animal should I be?

I'll field this one!

Shoopy,

If I have role playing night with my wife, what animal should I be?

It depends. Is she a larger woman, or a smaller one?

If the former, I would suggest a pig.

Smaller? Pig.

Shoopy, large actually doesn't really cover her. She's about 6'5, 240. Pig?

6'5", 240?

Strong kids, man. You won't have any little bitch children with her, at the very least. That's a risk you take when you impregnate petite women.

Still, oink while you boink.

Where did you go, Shoop?

So much for "this generation's ZBeau."

miss u

http://www.mrshoop.com/index_files/shoop.png

If you aks me, as a poster Shoopy was always kinda POOPY.

who are you and why is my misspelled name in your mouth, spewing fallacies

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A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a
fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about….if you get it back you have
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