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View Full Version : The Ultimate FistingForTwo Advice Thread FistingForTwo 10-12-2009, 05:10 PM Alright, kids, it's your deal ol' Uncle Fisty here and I'm in a rather jubilant mood. You have questions, queries, comments, concerns? You need advice? Anything and everything is open. Fool 10-12-2009, 05:13 PM Did it hurt when you fell off those rocks? Timone 10-12-2009, 05:14 PM Are you aware that you're Chip Caray's favorite poster? FistingForTwo 10-12-2009, 05:15 PM Did it hurt when you fell off those rocks? Almost as much as it hurt to father a shithead like you. Very good question, though. :) FistingForTwo 10-12-2009, 05:19 PM Are you aware that you're Chip Caray's favorite poster? Are you aware that if you take x degree in Celcius and divide it by 9/5 and add 32 to your answer you will get the degrees in Fahrenheit. However, a quicker way to do it is (although it will only be a rough estimate) is to take the temperature in Celcius, divide it by 2 and add 30. Doing that will get you a pretty close estimate. Fool 10-12-2009, 05:21 PM Did you shave the hair from your pits and glue it to your head? Because that's what it looks like. FistingForTwo 10-12-2009, 05:23 PM Did you shave the hair from your pits and glue it to your head? Because that's what it looks like. You seem like a bright kid. You also seem to be a faggot. How about I rip off your dick and glue it to your face. You'd be a faggot with a dick-nose. Fool 10-12-2009, 05:23 PM Do you own shirts? FistingForTwo 10-12-2009, 05:24 PM Remember kids: They are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Fool 10-12-2009, 05:25 PM Do you think I'm funny? FistingForTwo 10-12-2009, 05:25 PM Do you own shirts? I own only one. You just can't see it. You should see my sunglasses collection. FistingForTwo 10-12-2009, 05:26 PM Do you think I'm funny? I think you're cute. Fool 10-12-2009, 05:30 PM Should I eat this apple? FistingForTwo 10-12-2009, 05:33 PM Should I eat this apple? This is a great philosophical conundrum, my friend. I can only give you this slight bit of advice: To eat an apple, you must take that first bite. Tahoe 10-12-2009, 07:22 PM Who would you rather do...Jessica Simpson or Hugh Jackman? FistingForTwo 11-03-2009, 12:17 PM Round two, kids! I know you have some great questions for your dear ol' Uncle Fisty. | |