HE TOTALLY FOOLED HIM WITH THE CHANGE UP

^ha ha LOL

wait, I don't get it

Rookie of the Year. Sorry, should've told y'all what movie it was from. I know you were dying to know.

"Haha, those guys are fags!" - Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times

"Get Niedermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you are."

http://www.whysanity.net/monos/ggr2.html

"No meetings."
-Grosse Pointe Blank
(and then the bullets fly)

"Bing bing bing bang! Popcorn!"

ASS TA ASS

"HEY... FUCK YOU"

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'what' one more Goddamn time!

Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!


Pure gold right there.

Really, you could just do this:


Start...End

"Haha, those guys are fags!" - Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times

Do you know what you're really saying when you say "Fags?" KNOCK IT OFF!

Watch out boys... It's knuckle puck time!

#14 I'm all for ending that shit, but those commercials are hilarious.

"I know kung fu"

#14 I'm all for ending that shit, but those commercials are hilarious.
I don't say "that's so gay", but those commercials make me repeat them all the time so I actually end up saying "that's so gay" for the rest of the day.

FUCK YOU WANDA SYKES!

"all they want... is a glass of water"

Talking about this?
U-otAJrtY-w

"Fuck you. That's my name."

Let me have your attention for a moment. Because you're talking about what? Talking about...bitching about that sale you shot, some sonofabitch don't wanna buy land, somebody don't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw, so forth? Let's talk about something important. They all here? Well I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important.

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch & Murray. AND I'M HERE ON A MISSION OF MERCY.

Your name's Levine? You call yourself a salesman, you sonofabitch?

"I don't gotta listen to this shit."

You certainly don't, pal. Because the good news is, you're fired. The bad news is, you've got -- all you've got -- just one week to regain your jobs. Starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit.

Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, the first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. GET THEIR NAMES TO SELL THEM. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, YOU ARE SHIT. HIT THE BRICKS PAL AND BEAT IT, 'cause YOU ARE GOING OUT.

"The leads are weak."

Leads are weak? Fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.

"What's your name?"

Fuck you! THAT'S my name. You know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is "you're wanting," and you can't play in a man's game, and you can't close them? You go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: GET THEM TO SIGN ON THE LINE WHICH IS DOTTED. You hear me you fucking faggots?

A. B. C. A. Always B. Be C. Closing. Always Be Closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. A. I. D. A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention: Do I have your attention? Interest: Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck-or-walk, you close or you hit the bricks. Decision: Have your made your decision for Christ? And Action. A.I.D.A. Get out there, you got the prospects coming in, you think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. Sitting out there, waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?

What's the problem pal?

"You, Moss. You're such a hero. You're so rich. How come you're coming down here, wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?"

You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch cost more than your car. I made nine hundred and seventy thousand dollars last year, how much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here? CLOSE! You think this is abuse? Think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, HOW CAN YOU TAKE THE ABUSE YOU GET ON A SIT? You don't like it, leave.

I can go out there TONIGHT and with the materials you got, make myself fifteen thousand dollars. TONIGHT, IN TWO HOURS. Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise. A.I.D.A. Get MAD, you sonofabitches, get mad!

You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE, it's yours. If not, you're gonna be shining my shoes. You know what you'll be saying - bunch of losers sitting around in a bar, "oh yeah, I used to be a salesman, it's a tough racket."

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold, and you don't get them. And why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers.

I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch & Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor - I said, a real favor? Follow my advice and fire your fucking ass, because a loser is a loser.

Apparently, nobody clicked on the link in post #6

At least you have good taste

We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.

Talking about this?
U-otAJrtY-w

Nope.

Real Men.

So many to choose from with this one.


Fenderbaum: It's General Patton and general admission.
[He and Blake laugh]
J.J. McClure: Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.


Captain Chaos: J.J... Long time, no see.
J.J. McClure: Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.
Captain Chaos: Have no fear, 'Him' is here.


J.J. McClure: I need a girl.
Victor: Yeah, me too.
J.J. McClure: You?
Victor: Sure. Hey, J.J., I'm not a eunuch, you know.
J.J. McClure: Of course you're not a eunuch. Don't put yourself down like that. You have a striking resemblance to a eunuch but...
[Both laugh]
J.J. McClure: Just kidding.

"Oh Link, this is so romantic. I wish I was dark-skinned!"
"That's all right, Tracy. Our souls are black."

Suzuki Samurai, you Bensonhurst piece of shit.

You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.