I think we did this on the "old" WTFDetroit (I remember Taymelo objecting to it because he didn't like "bathroom humor"), but here goes.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14564

Wow, so this is #3 then.

Shall I swat?

I keep telling you that we have a lot in common, LDB.

Wait, do I?

Honestly, I think this poll is better. More options.

I'm trying this nice guy thing.

Do you still do the stand and wipe in public facilities?

What about when they have auto flushers?

No multiple choice or motown owns option.

Poll fail.

No multiple choice or motown owns option.

Poll fail.

I guess you could say that I wanted "the straight poop".

Do you still do the stand and wipe in public facilities?

What about when they have auto flushers?

Why would it be any different whether you sit or stand based on it being a public restroom?

I also might even hover while "executing" if the bathroom is especially gross and the makeshift "tp liner" that one makes by folding the paper and covering the seat doesn't seem sufficient.

No multiple choice or motown owns option.

Poll fail.

Also, "Other"

Why would it be any different whether you sit or stand based on it being a public restroom?

I also might even hover while "executing" if the bathroom is especially gross and the makeshift "tp liner" that one makes by folding the paper and covering the seat doesn't seem sufficient.

Exactly. Either the makeshift or provided liners get jacked up from auto flushers. Sometimes the standing at public ones can be a little weird too because the cracks in the door can be giant at times. Also, there is a good chance your pants fall past the ankles and lay on the dirty ass floor (no danger of that if they are hanging on your knees sitting down). Not to mention the dispensers are practically on the floor and the TP end gets hidden inside at times. Neither are conducive to standing.

No choice for the mahogany bidet?

Stand? STAND????

I think there is some confusion here. I'm talking about standing to wipe, not standing whilst evacuating.

gotta crumple

Whether your poop experience is painful enough to fold or crumple, it's a pretty bad day at "the office" IMO.

I think there is some confusion here. I'm talking about standing to wipe, not standing whilst evacuating.
I realize that, and yet I'm still completely confused as to why someone would stand up to wipe his ass when he could just as easily sit.

* Why run when you can walk
* Why walk when you can stand
* Why stand when you can sit
* Why sit when you can lie down
* Why lie down when you can sleep
* Why sleep when you can pass out drunk

^ These are the rules. I don't write them, I just follow them.

Well, you're going to need to get up eventually, so you're not really wasting any time or effort. It's just much easier to do a thorough job, IMO.

And I'm not saying that I make a day of it, or anything.

And sometimes, especially in a public RR, the sooner you get off that seat, the better.

I realize that, and yet I'm still completely confused as to why someone would stand up to wipe his ass when he could just as easily sit.



WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP I'M NOT HURTING ANYONE

A standing wipe just seems weird to me. Do you leave your pants down? Up? Have you ever gotten shit on the back of your pants because you left them up pre-wipe?

I stand, take at least 15 sheets of toilet paper, roll it the long way, put it between my legs with one hand to the front, one hand to the back and "floss" it in my ass.

It seems to clean the best.

also :motown owns:

Second.

I chose #1only because the garden hose high colonic option wasn't available

I stand, take at least 15 sheets of toilet paper, roll it the long way, put it between my legs with one hand to the front, one hand to the back and "floss" it in my ass.

It seems to clean the best.


Peter Griffin just stole your technique.

This episode is kind of shitty.

Peter Griffin just stole your technique.

And the bastard didn't even credit me. I want at least a million dollars.