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Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 11:23 AM
Because the old 'general game' thread is the reason we haven't clinched yet...

I say we take both...

darkobetterthanmelo
09-29-2009, 11:39 AM
Detroit teams are 182-0 when Ledezma makes the game thread, and 0-0 when Ledezma makes the ODHT.

Lets go Tigs

p.s. who besides me clicked this thread thinking prince fielder got traded to the AL?

Glenn
09-29-2009, 11:41 AM
What the hell, I'm in.

The wind is blowing out very hard, apparently.

Timone
09-29-2009, 12:00 PM
LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fool
09-29-2009, 12:05 PM
Double header. Geez it took me a long time to get to that.

Timone
09-29-2009, 12:09 PM
1 OUT

Timone
09-29-2009, 12:09 PM
2 OUTS

Timone
09-29-2009, 12:10 PM
LET'S GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE 1ST

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 12:11 PM
^ Play by play that makes me feel like I'm at the park.

Timone
09-29-2009, 12:13 PM
GRANDERSON DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Glenn
09-29-2009, 12:31 PM
If :we: can't even beat this guy, then all hope is lost.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/Coyoteesharptongue/more%20pictures/nick_burns.jpg

Glenn
09-29-2009, 12:32 PM
I wish Laird would get hit by a pitch every time he's up.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 12:35 PM
Anybody got an audio stream?

edit - got one, nm

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 12:36 PM
Santiago is my Tiger.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 12:38 PM
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/Coyoteesharptongue/more%20pictures/nick_burns.jpg

Timone
09-29-2009, 12:47 PM
No doubt in my mind that :we: lose this one in the 9th.

Timone
09-29-2009, 12:47 PM
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/Coyoteesharptongue/more%20pictures/nick_burns.jpg

I always figured you liked Fallon.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 12:48 PM
2 off Porchello today.

Fool
09-29-2009, 12:51 PM
Hit me with that stream Gla

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 12:53 PM
Clete? Wow

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 12:53 PM
What, are y'all working?

Timone
09-29-2009, 12:53 PM
What a dumb decision to not send Clete home. Now he isn't going to score!

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 12:53 PM
Thomas to 3rd with a nice single by Cabs

Fool
09-29-2009, 12:54 PM
Libs don't take days off just to watch a game.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 12:54 PM
What a dumb decision to not send Clete home. Now he isn't going to score!

double jinx him home!

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 12:55 PM
Libs don't take days off just to watch a game.

Cuz you lazy fucks don't work in the first place.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 12:56 PM
I guess Thomas was going on contact, SHIT!

Timone
09-29-2009, 12:56 PM
The dude in my av is pissed.

Fool
09-29-2009, 12:57 PM
Cuz you lazy fucks don't work in the first place.

Then why would we need the stream?

Glenn
09-29-2009, 12:57 PM
Hit me with that stream Gla

try this: http://gateway.andohs.net/player/?sid=2941&nid=2920#

or this: http://www.wbbl.com

Glenn
09-29-2009, 12:58 PM
I always figured you liked Fallon.

^intellectually dishonest

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 01:01 PM
Is this going to be one of those left tons of runners on base games? Sure seems like it.

Timone
09-29-2009, 01:02 PM
^ it is a Tigers game, isn't it?

Fool
09-29-2009, 01:07 PM
Solid, thanks Gla!

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 01:07 PM
JL might need to sacrifice and squeeze a couple guys if we can't score.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 01:17 PM
No way, NO WAY Not ever did he swing at that.

Timone
09-29-2009, 01:18 PM
FACEPALM

Fool
09-29-2009, 01:20 PM
No way, NO WAY Not ever did he swing at that.

I'm going to like this.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 01:49 PM
There's trouble coming this inning, methinks

WTFchris
09-29-2009, 01:49 PM
Detroit teams are 182-0 when Ledezma makes the game thread, and 0-0 when Ledezma makes the ODHT.

Lets go Tigs

p.s. who besides me clicked this thread thinking prince fielder got traded to the AL?

LOL, I totally expected to see a picture of fat DH's.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 01:54 PM
Huge appearance for :howdidwegetminer:

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 01:56 PM
SWEEEET....WHERE'D WE GET HIM FROM?

Glenn
09-29-2009, 01:57 PM
FIST PUMP



OR SO I HEARD

Glenn
09-29-2009, 01:58 PM
CRAZY TRAIN

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:09 PM
MINER! retires Joe Mauer. Mauer just looks like he can hit.

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:10 PM
Kubel is probably my least favorite Twin.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:19 PM
Might be time for a :howdidwegetminer: appreciation thread.

If one doesn't already exist.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:20 PM
Who is that neck tattoo'd mfer? Who does he think he is Johny Anistix? Fuck you.

WTFchris
09-29-2009, 02:22 PM
Might be time for a :howdidwegetminer: appreciation FORUM.

If one doesn't already exist.

Fixed

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:22 PM
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1162302/photo_40_hires.jpg

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:22 PM
Who is that neck tattoo'd mfer? Who does he think he is Johny Anistix? Fuck you.

Rauch is the worse kind of varmint.

Former White Sox and current Twin.

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:25 PM
NO, GOD DAMNIT! NO!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/XjUz8IT0CYg/hqdefault.jpg
FURIOUS

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:26 PM
OMFG

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:26 PM
LMAO

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:26 PM
YAY

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:26 PM
Thats the kind of shit that nomally happens to us.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:27 PM
LOL @ DP

WTFchris
09-29-2009, 02:27 PM
Suck it Punto

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:28 PM
Finally a Tigers pitcher that can field the position

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:29 PM
At this time, I would like to raise a practical question:

Should someone try and be a hero?

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:29 PM
Thats the kind of shit that nomally happens to us.

intellectually honest, I think.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:30 PM
Pinch run for Carlos, please.

NVM

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:31 PM
Jim Price talking about the Tigers "10th man".

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:34 PM
Wow, Rauch is 6'11"?

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:35 PM
Shouldn't 'Tenuous' be in your sig, Glan?

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:36 PM
Razor Ramon had it. Almost.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:36 PM
fuck a span

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:36 PM
damnit

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:38 PM
oh no, Kelly's in

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:39 PM
Kubel is probably my least favorite Twin.

Span is a close second.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:39 PM
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players_l/20090407/6620.jpg?x=65&y=85&xc=1&yc=1&wc=164&hc=215&q=100&sig=wkgyEVzdwh1qs1dv9JY3BQ--

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:39 PM
another leadoff man on base

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:40 PM
Nervous.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:41 PM
I wish that Leyland would have moved Miner to RF after he pitched so he could hit in the 10th.

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:41 PM
great

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:43 PM
Fuck this guy.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:43 PM
fuktard

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:44 PM
NICE JOB LYON

"HERE, TAKE TWO GAMES IN THE STANDINGS FROM US PLEASE"

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:44 PM
No chance :we: get to Nathan. :we: better kick their fucking asses later.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:51 PM
I left for 2 mins and a :SHIT STORM!: happened

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:52 PM
Biggest game of the season later, no doubt.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:53 PM
Wasted a good outing by Porcelo.

Leadoff homer by Grandy though.

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:55 PM
HOW WAS THAT 2-0 A STRIKE?

UMPS WANT THESE FAGS TO WIN, NO DOUBT

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:56 PM
No way, NO WAY, not ever was that 2-0 pitch a strike. bunch of garbage.

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:57 PM
FUCK ANYONE NAMED GOMEZ, NO OFFENSE

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:58 PM
Man, what fucking bullshit. Fuck Lyon, fucking piece of shit.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:59 PM
NICE THREAD, LEDEZMA

DrRay11
09-29-2009, 02:59 PM
imbeciles.

Timone
09-29-2009, 02:59 PM
Because the old 'general game' thread is the reason we haven't clinched yet...

I say we take both...

God damnit, Wil.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 02:59 PM
Gardenhire bringing Nathan in says something about the importance of winning that game.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 02:59 PM
JUST 1 OF 162

Timone
09-29-2009, 03:00 PM
More like "BIGGEST GAY THREAD EVER"

Glenn
09-29-2009, 03:00 PM
imbeciles.

LOLZ, your hands are dirty now, too

DrRay11
09-29-2009, 03:02 PM
I'm not sure what to do now to reverse the polarity. We are fucked.

Timone
09-29-2009, 03:03 PM
I just might rip my stitches, I'm so pissed.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 03:05 PM
I'm not sure what to do now to reverse the polarity. We are fucked.

I bet b-diddy has some ideas/concepts.

Timone
09-29-2009, 03:06 PM
THEIR DENARD PROBABLY TIES HIS SHOELACES

Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 03:10 PM
FUCKING BRANDON INGE AND HIS SELFISH 'HERO' AT BAT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH IS WHAT FUCKING RUINED THIS GAME...


FUCK, I HATE BRANDON INGE. THE FUCKER HAS A LOWER AVG. THAN LAIRD.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 03:11 PM
Welcome back, Wil.

We've been waiting for you.

I say we kill him.

Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 03:11 PM
Maybe the worst part was Nathan giving up a HR in the 10th to tease us.

I'd rather have lost 3-1.

Timone
09-29-2009, 03:12 PM
FUCKING BRANDON INGE AND HIS SELFISH 'HERO' AT BAT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH IS WHAT FUCKING RUINED THIS GAME...


FUCK, I HATE BRANDON INGE. THE FUCKER HAS A LOWER AVG. THAN LAIRD.

Dude, calm down. Still got another game to go.

Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 03:12 PM
Welcome back, Wil.

We've been waiting for you.

I say we kill him.

I had to work inbetween the time I created the thread and now.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 03:13 PM
Killer 3 hour shift.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 03:13 PM
Maybe Baker's "been working"?

Timone
09-29-2009, 03:14 PM
lol

Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 03:14 PM
PROS

* Granderson finally has decided to show up this September
* Porcello is a fucking stud who is going to be an ace in this league for the next decade


CONS

* Laird's passed balls/Lyons wild pitches
* Inge is pathetic
* nobody can get a hit with RISP
* Clete Thomas shouldn't be playing; why the HELL wasn't Magglio starting? He's had a great Sept, there is no reason he shouldn't have been in there.

Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 03:15 PM
Killer 3 hour shift.


Pretty much...I was actually on the clock from 8-2 today.

In the process of switiching offices, so I wasn't really doin shit.

Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 03:16 PM
and I forgot Zach Miner---he did a hell of a nice job today

Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 03:17 PM
Ok, I got all my "MLive forum panic-ness" out of my system.

Let's just win Game 2.

Timone
09-29-2009, 03:17 PM
Front page, back page.

Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 03:20 PM
I'm going to tonights game.

They've won the last 3 I've been to.

Before that, they had lost 9 in a row when I was there.

So, I should have 6 consecutive wins in a row in me. Is that how karma works?

Balanced Good/Bad

9 > 3

9 = 9

Timone
09-29-2009, 03:21 PM
Could be worse, I guess. Could have Jim Zorn for a coach. lolz

Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 03:25 PM
Well, this loss wasn't Leyland's fault.

I can't remember Lyon throwing wild pitches all year, and he suddenly uncorks two on consecutive pitches, allowing Span to go from 1st to 3rd?


Really...?

These are the stupid things that only happen to us when we play the fucking Twins.

Timone
09-29-2009, 03:27 PM
Oh, I wasn't blaming this on Leyland. I was just saying.

Wilfredo Ledezma
09-29-2009, 03:34 PM
Leyland hasn't released the lineup for Gm 2, but I'm guessing it will look like this against the Lefty Duensing...

CF- Granderson
2B- Polanco
RF- Ordonez
1B- Cabrera
DH- Guillen
LF- Raburn
C- Laird
3B- Inge
SS- Everett

* Raburn has torched lefties lately

* you have to play Laird in these games, Avila can't be trusted to throw out the Spans, Gomezs, and Puntos of the world

* Santiago hit the ball well in Gm 1, but I'm just betting Everett plays in Gm 2 because Leyland would do that

* Lyon & possibly Miner are probably going to both be unavailable for tonite. Verlander will need to go deep into the game (which hasn't been a problem this year)...Seay, Ni, Perry and Rodney are probably the only other relievers he would trust in a close game late...

Glenn
09-29-2009, 05:01 PM
As a little kid all I ever did was dream of watching my favorite team on the big screen.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 05:07 PM
Are we going to start a different game thread after Wil leaves for the game?

Glenn
09-29-2009, 05:08 PM
He does have to work from 6:45 to 8:05, so maybe.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 05:09 PM
He'll be one burned out dude after that shift.

Timone
09-29-2009, 05:10 PM
As a little kid all I ever did was dream of watching my favorite team on the big screen.

couldn't watch the Pirates growing up?

Glenn
09-29-2009, 05:25 PM
1. Tigers
2. Pirates

And I believe that I have been quite clear about that.

Just as I believe that your post was intellectually dishonest.

Timone
09-29-2009, 05:33 PM
You won't even let someone piss in your mouth for YOUR team.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 05:36 PM
Lineup is posted.

Rayburn is leading off and Everett is in, too

Timone
09-29-2009, 05:46 PM
QH_V09v2BTI

RegicideGreg
09-29-2009, 05:55 PM
wow way to be cliche LDB

Glenn
09-29-2009, 06:34 PM
My pick to click:

MARCUS

Glenn
09-29-2009, 06:52 PM
I think I'll be drinking heavily tonight.

Been home 45 mins and I have 3 Miller Lites down.

RegicideGreg
09-29-2009, 07:00 PM
Great idea Glenn. I will finish off my remaining red stripes from this past weekend.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 07:05 PM
Where you ladies at?

It's gametime

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 07:06 PM
Right here. <---- Read in high voice.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 07:34 PM
Hells yeah miggy

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 07:39 PM
Ok, we've got a 1 run lead, lets just chill now till the 10th or something.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 07:48 PM
Not so fast, the o is gonna bust out tonight

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 07:52 PM
There we go. 2 runs. Mags!

Glenn
09-29-2009, 07:59 PM
I think Maggs is MY TIGER

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 08:04 PM
^ Green text?

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 08:36 PM
That was some messed up logic right there I tried to pull.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 09:20 PM
No green text, I think he's very underappreciated

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 09:22 PM
Wilkin Friggin Ramirez picked off. OOOOooopppppps!

Glenn
09-29-2009, 09:24 PM
Nice job pinch running, punk

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 09:24 PM
Hopefully Mags will do something to get us into the offseason, or carry us once we get in and all will be forgotten.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 09:56 PM
Oh shit. Here they come.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 09:57 PM
^ And there they go

UxKa
09-29-2009, 10:12 PM
You know my first thought when seeing the thread title was "Holy shit you AL guys really love the designated hitters!"

Then I saw there was a double-header today.