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Glenn
09-23-2009, 01:07 PM
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Tahoe
09-23-2009, 01:23 PM
Good thread, I was going to do the same thing.

WTFchris
09-23-2009, 01:50 PM
all I know is they better take the upcoming series with Minny. If they can take 3 of 4 from them that's 6 off the magic number.

Since neither team has a day off to alter their rotation...looks like that series will be:
Porcello (13-9) vs Blackburn (11-11)
Verlander (16-9) vs Duensing (4-1)
Robertson (2-2) vs Pavano (12-11)
Bonine? (0-0) vs Baker (13-9)

Glenn
09-23-2009, 01:58 PM
Baker?

So that's what he's been up to!

Tahoe
09-23-2009, 02:03 PM
all I know is they better take the upcoming series with Minny. If they can take 3 of 4 from them that's 6 off the magic number.

Since neither team has a day off to alter their rotation...looks like that series will be:
Porcello (13-9) vs Blackburn (11-11)
Verlander (16-9) vs Duensing (4-1)
Robertson (2-2) vs Pavano (12-11)
Bonine? (0-0) vs Baker (13-9)

Its sad but I'm relying more on Minni's other opponents, Grienke and KC or ChiSox.

WTFchris
09-23-2009, 02:07 PM
Its sad but I'm relying more on Minni's other opponents, Grienke and KC or ChiSox.

They'll actually hit Greinke twice the rest of the way and also Buehrle tonight.

Tahoe
09-23-2009, 10:50 PM
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Tahoe
09-23-2009, 10:51 PM
They'll actually hit Greinke twice the rest of the way and also Buehrle tonight.

Can I get an awwwwhhhhhhh?

Timone
09-23-2009, 10:57 PM
How in the fuck are the Twins winning so goddamn much without Morneau?

Tahoe
09-23-2009, 10:58 PM
I wish there were some assholes on that team so I could hate them, but they just play hard and don't have a big payroll, so its kind of hard to go postal on them.

Tahoe
09-23-2009, 11:21 PM
Twins swept the Sox. DAMN!

Tahoe
09-24-2009, 10:29 PM
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Glenn
09-24-2009, 10:39 PM
Wow, this is like "The Final Countdown" or something.

Timone
09-25-2009, 01:20 AM
Except not gay.

Glenn
09-26-2009, 08:28 AM
8

Tahoe
09-26-2009, 09:30 PM
Fuck a jinx...I'm calling 7 right now.

Tahoe
09-27-2009, 09:53 PM
6

Tahoe
09-27-2009, 09:58 PM
You might want to check this scenario but I think if we split with Minni, Minni would have to win out and we'd have to lose every game v Sux for Minni to win it. The hard part is splitting with Minni.

Fool
09-28-2009, 11:53 AM
Dray is so quality.

Glenn
09-28-2009, 11:55 AM
WHATTEDO?

Fool
09-28-2009, 11:57 AM
"fuck a jinx"

Glenn
09-29-2009, 06:45 AM
Should be down to 2 by tonight.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 03:09 PM
http://www.stickershok.com/GRAPHICS/reb/reb-119a.gif

Timone
09-29-2009, 03:31 PM
Front page is funneh

DrRay11
09-29-2009, 03:47 PM
I would say that.

Timone
09-29-2009, 03:50 PM
Would you let a person piss in your mouf if it would bring a World Series championship to Detroit?

Just askin' (not just you, but the rest of the board).

Glenn
09-29-2009, 04:02 PM
Does it mean that they definitely wouldn't win one if you refused?

Aw fuck it, no way.

Timone
09-29-2009, 04:05 PM
Let's say that they wouldn't win one. And you can pick who the pisser is.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 04:11 PM
I'm out.

I mean I really like sports. I like sports.

DennyMcLain
09-29-2009, 04:12 PM
SI cover works only against NCAA futbul, me thought.

Glenn
09-29-2009, 04:12 PM
"No doubt" or "No joke."?

Glenn
09-29-2009, 04:13 PM
The Tigers will rise again.

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 10:02 PM
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Glenn
09-29-2009, 10:14 PM
How lovely

Tahoe
09-29-2009, 10:32 PM
Isn't that creative?

BubblesTheLion
09-30-2009, 07:58 AM
A win tonight cuts the magic in half?

MoTown
09-30-2009, 11:00 AM
I can guarantee a loss tonight: Pavano is on the hill. I think he's 72-0 against the Tigers this year.

Glenn
09-30-2009, 11:04 AM
He used to date Alyssa Milano, I think.

Glenn
09-30-2009, 11:05 AM
It would have been funny if they had gotten married, then she would be Alyssa Milano-Pavano, which is a silly name to have.

WTFchris
09-30-2009, 11:20 AM
So they need to take care of business the next two days. If they go down to the last game Sunday they'll need Verlander and then he'd miss the first couple games of the playoffs while resting. If they close this out by Saturday they can pitch anybody on Sunday and set up the rotation correctly. Jackson pitches Friday, so he'd be on normal rest for game 2. Verlander would have an extra couple days of rest, but he's a pro.

Tahoe
09-30-2009, 02:11 PM
Agree with Mo on the Pavano thing.

I was fine with a split going in and I'm still ok with that. The magic # would be 2 if we split, meaning we'd have to lose out and the Twins would have to win out. Thats possible, but unlikely.

^ I think that's correct. I guess we could end up in a tie.

Glenn
09-30-2009, 10:13 PM
what Tahoe said

also, HI DRRAY11!!

Wilfredo Ledezma
10-01-2009, 08:23 AM
I just hope they win today.

Win today, and enjoy the weekend. Have Dontrelle, Bonderman and Figaro pitch the last 3 games...

Friday-Sunday lineup...

C- Dusty Ryan
1B- Miguel Cabrera (strictly to pad MVP stats)
2B- Ramon Santiago
SS- Brent Dlugach
3B- Ryan Raburn
OF- Clete Thomas
OF- Wilkin Ramirez
OF- Marcus Thames
DH- Alex Avila

Glenn
10-01-2009, 03:49 PM
Incoming in 3...2...1...

Glenn
10-03-2009, 07:04 AM
So it looks like we're down to two.

DE
10-03-2009, 10:12 PM
Damn you all.

DrRay11
10-04-2009, 11:09 AM
Exactly.

Glenn
10-04-2009, 04:04 PM
ONE.

Fool
10-05-2009, 09:36 AM
Fuck that ripoff sig.

Glenn
10-06-2009, 04:43 PM
DrRay, you gonna start a Twins magic number thread?

DE
10-06-2009, 09:54 PM
Damn you all.

DrRay11
10-07-2009, 12:41 PM
Someone should check the RST vs. non-RST records if they get bored.