Glan
Baker
buk

Yeah... can we change it from posters to people?

LeBron

Thread. Of. The. Year.

Bill O
A-Rod
Ledezma


MoTown gets others to sniff his socks for him, so he can't be listed.

My socks smell of rich mahogany.

BO

ESPN:

Skip
Boomer
Schlereth

Formerly of ESPN:
Salisbury

Try saying sock sniffer 10 times fast without fucking up by saying "snock siffer".

I'm pretty sure Baker doesn't wear socks. I can see him wearing Birkenstock sandals year round.

I'm pretty sure Baker doesn't wear socks. I can see him wearing Birkenstock sandals year round.

Wonder what the code of conduct is at his school...

Scott Stapp... definite sock sniffer. He probably sniffs Eddie Vedder's socks and thinks they're his socks, though.

The dude that hosts "The Hour" on CBC.

Libs.

Libs.
I have declared that post "intellectually disgusting".

also you're dead-on right.

Libs.

Libs 'do' where socks with their birkenstocks

Libs 'do' where socks with their birkenstocks



wear, not where.

I can't believe I forgot about Mark D. He should've been the first person to come to mind. He probably tries to get his wife to smell 'em too and when she refuses recites some Biblical passage that says the wife has to do whatever the husband says, or some shit.

How does this work? Do they wake up one day and say "I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing shoe." and move up (or is it down?) to a sock fetish?

<confused>

What if, say, a "friend of mine" picks a pair of undies up off the floor out of a humungous pile of washed, unwashed, who knows, or mold-covered laundry everyday (or off the wall or ceiling) and sniffs them to see if they are OK to wear without killing everyone within a three-mile radius? Is that bad? I mean, I guess you could just check for skidmarks, but after a time, they just dry out anyway. Just axin'

And let's say, for conversational purposes, that the socks and underwear do smell rancid. Is it considered acceptable to just spray a can of Ax on all of your clothes and say "All Clean"?

Furthermore, if this is approved, can I stop showering altogether and just use Ax every morning? (It worked in the commercial)

We agree with MoTown.

Furthermore, if this is approved, can I stop showering altogether and just use Ax every morning? (It worked in the commercial)

You can in France.

And let's say, for conversational purposes, that the socks and underwear do smell rancid. Is it considered acceptable to just spray a can of Ax on all of your clothes and say "All Clean"?

Furthermore, if this is approved, can I stop showering altogether and just use Ax every morning? (It worked in the commercial)

Why would you spray yourself with Ax? I don't.

Why would you spray yourself with Ax? I don't.


Faux Pas, sir. Faux Pas

This thread reminds me of South Park.

Joe Buck.

I know for a fact that Michael Cera gets off on watching himself play the same guy in every movie he's in.

I will not see a movie with him in it. Not only does he play the same EXACT character, that character is not even slightly funny.

Joe Francis

Erik Kuselias.

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/columnists/kuselias_erik_m.jpg

Frank Beckmann

David Brandon

Danny Kanell just has that 'look.'

http://espnmediazone.com/us/files/2011/08/Kanell_bio.jpg

He probably tapes his appearances on ESPN, comes home and watches them while smelling his foot odor.

Who the hell still "tapes" things?

DVRs?

I just used duct tape -- does that count?