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Timone
08-03-2009, 11:05 PM
Ok? Ok.

Timone
08-03-2009, 11:05 PM
Cowboys suck.

UxKa
08-03-2009, 11:06 PM
Cowboys suck.


NO U!!!1

Timone
08-03-2009, 11:07 PM
NO U!!!1

Motherfucker!

So how do you see the divisions shaping out, UxKa?

I, being a Packers bootlick, actually like Green Bay to win the Norf, the Falcons in the Souf, the Cardinals out West (with "my" Seahawks having a decent shot, if Matty's healthy), and in that one division that is pretty tough, according to ESPN the Iggles.

AFC: Steelers to win the Norf (but to lose to the Ravens once or five times), Colts in the Souf, Pats in the East and a big "who gives a shit?" as far as the West goes. Surprise team: Houston Texans.

UxKa
08-03-2009, 11:16 PM
Bears - Cutler
Falcons - lol@Vick
Seahawks go 15-1 - 1L Cowboys
Cowboys - McNabb stubs his vag, but in Wade fashion is heroic for toughing it out and costing his team 3 wins.

Pats - Brady will have fresh Giselle juice on his taint for every game, DLine falls over.
Pitt - Ben wants to actually rape something now since he's accused, it will be the AFC North.
Tenn - McNair will be the 12th man.
Oakland - Davis is secretly feeding mass stem cells to his players, ala Reeves in South Park.

Timone
08-03-2009, 11:21 PM
I would go with the Cowboys in that division, but I'm not really big on Roy as the #1. If he steps up, takes on that role and performs consistently as Romo's main man, I might change my mind.

Timone
08-03-2009, 11:23 PM
Bears - Cutler
Falcons - lol@Vick
Seahawks go 15-1 - 1L Cowboys
Cowboys - McNabb stubs his vag, but in Wade fashion is heroic for toughing it out and costing his team 3 wins.

Pats - Brady will have fresh Giselle juice on his taint for every game, DLine falls over.
Pitt - Ben wants to actually rape something now since he's accused, it will be the AFC North.
Tenn - McNair will be the 12th man.
Oakland - Davis is secretly feeding mass stem cells to his players, ala Reeves in South Park.

That's some :cogent: analysis right there.