How's that ass cyst coming along?

LDB,

Have you ever been to Bay City? And if so, how AWESOME was that visit?

How's that ass cyst coming along?

Fine.



Have you ever been to Bay City? And if so, how AWESOME was that visit?

No.

But if you did go to Bay City you'd have an AWESOME time, ha?

But if you did go to Bay City you'd have an AWESOME time, ha?

Don't see why not.

LDB,

Have you ever been to Saginaw?

LDB,

Have you ever been to Saginaw?

Yes. Where else would I have gotten the nickname Bag Nasty?

LDB...I just finished reading the NCAA forum posts that were made on YOUR BIRTHDAY... Do you consider them a Birthday Present? Because I thought they were rather humorous.

LDB...I just finished reading the NCAA forum posts that were made on YOUR BIRTHDAY... Do you consider them a Birthday Present? Because I thought they were rather humorous.

Sure.

The NCAA forum itself is like one big birthday party, except there's no cake to go with all the clowns.

Where is the fuckin Signing On thread? Cuz I have a big announcement to make.... "I'M HERE!"

Where is the fuckin Signing On thread? Cuz I have a big announcement to make.... "I'M HERE!"

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14190

There ya go!

Can you please approve a change of your user name to "TBeau" and use this as your avatar?

http://lastrow.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/tim-tebow.jpg

Can you please approve a change of your user name to "TBeau" and use this as your avatar?

http://lastrow.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/tim-tebow.jpg

Wow, that's pretty solid. I'll take this into consideration.

Let's do it.

User title: Special.

Now who's going to be my Riley Cooper?

Awesome sig.

FROM NOW ON YOU WILL NEVER SEE ANYONE POST HARDER THAN I WILL.

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS.

Glad to see that you were cleared to post this morning by the doctors.

Are you going to start asking your friend(s) to start calling you 'TBeau'?

I don't have friends.

I don't have friends.

I hope that no one here judges you based on that.

Have you considered looking for a friend in Jesus Christ?

Yeah, seriously. I do enough judging of myself because of that.

Have you considered looking for a friend in Jesus Christ?

Yes, do you know where I can find Him?

Yes, do you know where I can find Him?

When he's done with Jesus, I'm sure he'd like to get to 'know' you, too.

If I did have friends, I'd probably ask them to call me Tim DBeau (my middle name starts with a D).

I'm pretty sure they'd think of Tiny Lister's character from the Friday movies, though.

I'm a better person just for reading this thread.

Have you considered looking for a friend in Jesus Christ?



When he's done with Jesus, I'm sure he'd like to get to 'know' you, too.

Damn, I thought this was funny.

Too blasphemous?

It was good. Didn't see it coming.

Has anyone ever called you T-Beug-er?

Has anyone ever called you T-Beug-er?

No.

(Sorry, didn't have anything clever to say)

TBeau,

I feel like I've played a small part in your last couple names and name changes. I must admit, I feel a little slighted that I didn't get to at least say "I approve" at this name. Can we pretend that you PMed me and asked my opinion before changing it?

-Mo

TBeau,

I feel like I've played a small part in your last couple names and name changes. I must admit, I feel a little slighted that I didn't get to at least say "I approve" at this name. Can we pretend that you PMed me and asked my opinion before changing it?

-Mo

What do you mean pretend? :motown owns:

SirDoucheBaggins = STILL #1

I don't care what anyone says, Happy Gilmore is still awesome.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/fadeout95/shooter20ow.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_mFdV-0ty4xo/R5l-yD5OiMI/AAAAAAAADjA/cZL6tyyDdZo/s640/Kevin%20Nealon%20&%20Adam%20Sandler%20in%20Happy%20Gilmore.jpg

HAPPY THE GOLD JACKET'S YOURS, SHOOTER'S GONNA CHOKE

Here's to Chubs!

"I'M playing for Chubs"

"NUH UH I CALLED HIM FIRST"

Is it painfully boring when no sports are on or what?

I did watch the game on ESPN6 or something though.

Is it painfully boring when no sports are on or what?



Yes, especially when you're sick.

2 Bloody Mary and go to bed.

LDB, what decade was Tahoe born in?

60s?
70s?
80s?
other?

Other, 50s (late).

How much do you think Glan appreciates my posts in the political forums?

Very much, he would be crazy not to. I think that even though he may disagree with and even poke fun at your opinions, he appreciates that the political threads aren't a complete liberal circle jerk.

Or maybe he doesn't.

Your favorite dinner?

Taco Bell

That might explain all of the ass bleeding.

My ass has been just fine lately, thank you very much.

Taco Bell
Yet another shining example of why LDB owns.

I had to come back from break just to say this...

that avatar is mesmerizing

I think I'm going to put on my "Don't Hassel the Hoff" shirt now.

I'm glad MoTown is back to his old self.

Why shouldn't we ask anyting about Glan?

Why shouldn't we ask anyting about Glan?

Personal reasons

Wow, whats going on with him?

Wow, whats going on with him?

It's kind of creeping me out that you asked me that.

TBeau,

You claim that you don't have friends.

You claim that you play fantasy football.

You don't play in the WTF fantasy leagues.

So who are you playing fantasy football against?

Is it a 12 team league with 12 teams all managed by you named "Tim1" through "Tim12"?

I'm in a league that's managed by some guy that thinks he's my friend. I don't know who the other peeps are.

Is this a fuckin awesome hunting coat or not?

http://fil.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pFILSON1-5050998dt.jpg

And here's the briar, snow, rain chaps Santa is bringing me. If there are any chicks out hunting, will they be able to resist me?

http://fil.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pFILSON1-2230701_filson1_dt.jpg

Looks like something Dubya would wear, so YES! Beyond awesome.

And chicks don't hunt. Plenty of dudes that might not be able to, though.

I couldn't blame them.

Can I get a quick comment on your Avatar boy crying on the sidelines on Saturday? And when I say crying, I mean crying.

Can I get a quick comment on your Avatar boy crying on the sidelines on Saturday? And when I say crying, I mean crying.

Funny.

I got a kick out of it.

Robert Patrick didn't cry this year and HE had something to cry about.

He was crying because he knew he was going to end his college career with only 1 Heisman and only 2 National Championship rings. Understandable.

In your opinion, in order to be the man, does one really need to beat the man?

In your opinion, in order to be the man, does one really need to beat the man?

Yes, but he would also need to be a limosine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheel and dealin' son of a gun.

Have you ever accepted an 'any time, any place, anywhere', challenge?

Have you ever accepted an 'any time, any place, anywhere', challenge?

ALWAYS

*takes off his shirt, waves Glan on down to the ring*

Wrp815ctBiA


JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? NOT TONIGHT, DAMN IT. NOT TONIGHT [crowd booing]. SAVE IT FOR WRESTLEMANIA.

1iFU4rJboLg


OH WHAT THE HELL! IT'S THAT DAMN PHARAOH! HE JUST HOPPED THE GUARDRAIL AND SLID INTO THE RING WHILE HIS THEME SONG WAS PLAYING AND CAUGHT TBEAU BY SURPRISE.

LDB,

How's your sleep been?

Oh yeah and FUCK YOU!

It's been good lately, thanks for asking!

No, THANK YOU for answering.

Were you lying when you said you were listening to CSNY? Cuz you're more of a acid type rocker or something aren't you?

You're welcome!

And no lying, I dig me some CSN.

BTW, I don't know what acid type rock is.

It's been good lately, thanks for asking!

Probably due to me actually being a happy person now. It's such a weird feeling.

Acid Rock, hard rock, head bangin shit. I think anyway.

I wanted to start a thread, 'Douchebag, not a douchebag' and then someone would put a name up like Gilbert Arenas and then the next person would pick DB or NaDB. Do you think that thread would be successful?

Probably due to me actually being a happy person now. It's such a weird feeling.

Right hand?

I like many different kinds of music. I don't understand how anyone could limit themselves to just one type.

And go for it. I'll do my part to make it a success, because you're my friend.

You're welcome!

And no lying, I dig me some CSN.

BTW, I don't know what acid type rock is.
I'd have to think it causes mental anguish of some sort. Look what it did to Harvey Dent.

Zekyl, old buddy! How's life in TOLEDO going?

I'm in Toledo, OHIO. Can anything really be that good?

Right hand?

I don't like her just for her hands.

I'm in Toledo, OHIO. Can anything really be that good?

Well, at least you're not in Cleveland! LOL!

So true, so true.

MoTown,

Can we use this thread for Aks MoTown while LDB is missing?

If so...

Is this the worst season of 24 so far?

MoTown,

Can we use this thread for Aks MoTown while LDB is missing?
I cannot fill the void that LDB's disappearance has caused. LDB is irreplaceable. However, it would be dishonorable of me to not attempt to fill in for him in his absence.

In short: YES

If so...

Is this the worst season of 24 so far?
I will fully admit, I haven't watched but the first two episodes of this season. They seemed solid, though, and it seemed like this season had some potential.

The worst season for me was season 6. The first problem is it follow up the best season, season 5, so expectations were high going in. Then they set off a nuclear bomb, forced Jack to kill his best friend, and made Audrey out to be a looney toon. Not only that, but we added Jack's entire family in the picture, and made them into evil conspirators? Come on now, 24 writers. That's just stupid. And to finalize all that, Jack's dad kills his brother just to make sure he doesn't talk. So Jack decides he has to kill his dad, all while thinking about the time he fucked his sister-in-law. That's a dysfunctional family right there. This is 24, not Desperate Housewives.

AND ONE OTHER THING: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU MAKE WAYNE PALMER PRESIDENT?!?! DAVID PALMER WAS THE BEST PRESIDENT IN TV HISTORY, SO YOU JUST DECIDE THAT HIS SILLY-ASS BROTHER COULD PROBABLY DO A GOOD JOB AS WELL. THEN THEY KILLED HIM OFF HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON LIKE THEY WERE SAYING: "WELL FUCK, THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT ALL THAT WELL."

The wife and me feel like the writters ran out of ways to top Jack's badass'ness. So they turned to this chick and are trying to divert attention from the main badass by making her a badass'tress. Aint workin in the Tahoe household.

Now they might pull this off, but if they are going to make some other person a badass then give the show a different name. I'd accept 'One Seventh of a Week' or something, but this is 24 STARRING JACK FRICKIN BAUER!

And I totally agree on the one and only... Prez Palmer. That was some of the best casting ever. He was so good, I'm not sure it was even a TV show that year.

I'm liking the vibe of the board tonight. Kind of feels like old times. Is that because you are posting more?

And by old times, I mean like 8 mos. ago.

I'm liking the vibe of the board tonight. Kind of feels like old times. Is that because you are posting more?

http://ldsblogs.com/media/blogs/jesuschrist/SaviorAndRedeemer.jpg

Do you think we should just go ahead and give the spicy italian its own thread?

Also, what do you think happened to MoTown?

Do you think we should just go ahead and give the spicy italian its own thread?

The spicy Italian needs its own forum.


Also, what do you think happened to MoTown?

I think he went to Subway. Should be back any minute now.

I'm going to email him, brb.

I mean, the Sportsbook forum has been sitting idle forever now.

I'm going to email him, brb.

Failure Notice
Hi. This is the qmail-send program.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

Dude, you have Pauly D hair, don't you?

And who'd win a fight between JWoww and Bukdow?

Dude, you have Pauly D hair, don't you?

Dude, I wish.


And who'd win a fight between JWoww and Bukdow?

Since bukdow seems like the type of guy who's abused routinely by his wife, JWoww.

Should Sammie go back with Ronnie?

It doesn't matter to me, as long as the two of them aren't ever on the show together again. I'm tired of the drama.

Angelina? Thoughts?

Should've been Ronnie instead of Frank Buckles.

Angelina? Thoughts?

Complete bitch, but I'd be a stud if I said I wouldn't hit it.

What are you more amped for...Opening day for the Tigers or March Madness?

That's a tough one. I don't have a team to root for in college, but it's not like the Tigers are playing in game 7 of the World Series or something.

Probably MM.

I'll be happy that the season's here, but it's just one game out of 162 (or 163).

You think Ronnie is juicin?

I think Ronnie is flamin'.

Who should start for the Pistons?

I would start Pharaoh's mystery PG, SG, SF, PF and C.

Who gets post #300K? (this time)

When I hit 30k again, does that mean I have 60k posts here?

So Jersey Shore is going to be filmed in Italy next season, but only if Ronnie can get the courts to agree to let him leave the country. You gonna watch?

Also, who would you drop from next season, Deena or Sammi?

Of course!

And Sammi, no question. All the bitch does is bring drama. Dramantha is more like it. LMAO

Missed it last night, btw. DON'T SPOIL IT!!

Quick fantasy question:

My boy Peralta or Asdrubal Cabrera tonight?

You certainly came to the right guy for fantasy baseball advice.

Neither. START GORTAT

Hope you don't mind if I step in ont this one, LDB.

That's a tough call. Peralta spells his name pretty fucking sweet with the whole "Jhonny" thing, but then again, you can shorten "Asdrubal" to "Azzy", which kind of sounds like "Ozzy". It all probably comes down to what you though of the song Mr. Crowley. If you liked Mr Crowley, you go with Cabrera, otherwise it's Peralta all day.

If you want, V, you can handle all my questions from now on!

Not fond of Mr. Crowley, so Jhonny "My Tiger" Peralta it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdlS7tab5rQ

Oh, I was thinking of Perry Mason, which is a terrible song, this one's not bad.

You gonna find some consistent viewing time for Franklin & Bash?

I thought their names were Neal & Bob. I guess that's just what they like to do.

Also, it seems very bro. Definitely.

I thought their names were Neal & Bob. I guess that's just what they like to do.



Didn't know you two were friends.


http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Tom+Green+Andrew+Dice+Clay+Celebrity+Apprentice+0u Htz1ZsM49l.jpg

Man, I understand that we all get old and shit, but it's almost saddening to see what happened to Dice over the years.

Yeah, suddenly he looks like Milton Berle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT0qMYo12Ew

PETER BASH

The bros are going to set up the big screen on the party porch for that one.

F&B thread?

b-diddy has his threads for his shows and movies, why can't we have our own thread??!

When Glan already says the Tigs season is over, is he just pulling his 'game over at halftime' schtick so the Tigs start playing good?

I think he's pulling his "I'm a Pirates fan that hates the Tigers" schtick.

I'm mostly playing the "NBA Playoffs are better than regular season baseball" schtick, but if it comes along with the benefit of lighting a fire under the Tigers, then so be it.

And you're welcome.

You wanted to watch a blowout between the Celtics & Knicks over the god damn Tigers game!!!!1

Better chance of a guy I hate getting punched in NBA Playoffs.

I'm surprised that you're not all over this "Situation"/MSU thing.

Asleep at the wheel?

Franklin and Bash got picked up for another season, you stoked, brah?

Stoked means surprised right?

Why do you keep deleting your twitter? You're good at it.

Really? Shit. Maybe I'm too hard on myself.

You do know that now when I see the Hogg's posts on Twitter I think it's you right?

Picture it being you I guess...

Thanks, I think you're pretty great too.

I dream about you.

(and Motown)

Hey bro, where's the Franklin & Bash thread?

Want to talk about the new season.

Did we make one? If so, we must have lost it.

Dear LDB,

Why are you such a dick?

Your best friend ever,
Tahoe

Answer:

You are what you eat.

LOL!

Dear LDB,

Why are you such a dick?

Your best friend ever,
Tahoe

I don't think I'm a dick, I'm just... standoffish?

Oh, are you asking about real life or on the innernets? If the latter, because it's fun!

I don't think I'm a dick, I'm just... standoffish?

Oh, are you asking about real life or on the innernets? If the latter, because it's fun!

quit being so fuckin serious and shit.

Sorry duder, I've really mellowed out lately. Huge bore now. Sucks.

No, not because of meds or anything either.

Sorry duder, I've really mellowed out lately. Huge bore now. Sucks.

No, not because of meds or anything either.

All that can change with a large consumption of vodka.

Would you rather be single or married?

Can't imagine myself ever getting hitched or having kids, so single. Always been a loner, bro.

Both are ok. Like to switch it up every 5-7 years.

Also, Tbro, if you can handle a lil politics tnite, watch Mia Love give her speech. I really like her. We(conservatives) have a bunch of good young peeps that are ready to take the Republicans 'to a new level'. Had to throw a cliche in there.

She's a small gov't, lower taxes type of chick. She's a mayor running for congress.

Thanks, will do!

Unless you're trying to bait me into something, Mr. Patrick Baitman.

Lions @ 9ers...Who wins?

The Detroiter in me says the Lions.

The person who knows football says the 49ers.

Detroit plays Gore the way they played SJax and Stafford makes all his reads, Lions have a very good shot. Delmas and Houston could be back.

Sorry, just saw this was Beauld Flavors' thread.

Detroit plays Gore the way they played SJax and Stafford makes all his reads, Lions have a very good shot. Delmas and Houston could be back.

And if our defense shows up.

Fair points, Doc. I was kidding anyway - I don't know football.

Did u rub one out to those Kate Middleton nuddies yet?

I have no idea who that is.

Champagne Room?

I think it's the future queen of England.

Oh yeah, DUH! Zekyl moment there.

Does the Kate that hangs out with JV have any nudes?

Joe Flacco...rate him.

Top 5? Top 10? Middle of pack?

He has all of the tools to get himself to that next level of elite QBs, but right now I'd put him somewhere between 8/9 an 11/12.

Right now, this weekend and for the rest of the year...would you rather have Flacco to finish the season or Staffart?

Jew. I have a feeling that Jew is as good as he'll always be and Staff might have a higher ceiling, though.

could just be pulling that out of my ass, because I don't KNOW SHIT about the game honestly.

When was the last time you had an alcoholic beverage?

Not sure. Last week? Something like that.

Is your PMing working?

Noop!

^ Friggin Gla. He has it all fucked up.

Yeah, I'm sensing he's a little mad at me for calling him an asshole. It was just a joke.

I think you owe him a heart-felt appology.

So Bold, you going to any of the games or are you going to watch then on your television set?

^ Tigs Yanks.

We aren't playing the Twins so I'm not going. Will be watching on mo--my television set.

Do you ever listen to a song over and over and over?

Sometimes. When I really like a song I try not to listen to it too much, because I don't want it to lose its "luster" if that makes any sense. Same goes for movies and stuff.


^ so gay, right?

I totally know what you're talking about.

I know I shouldn't listen to it over and over, but I just can't do it. I keep listening. I bet I've listened to Sometimes MBV 20 times since yesterday. Especially a song like that, cuz it really doesn't have a begining or ending. It sounds the same all the way through. Or like that Santi Gold song I posted.

Listen to When You Sleep by them. So good. Even a fuckin' prick like me gets shivers when he hears it.

Great song. Just listened to it 3 times.

Beauld,

Can you give me the recap and your take on this Rob Zombie / Marilyn Manson feud?

I know it's sort of old news, but I'm just hearing about it now.

I think I read something about Zombie's set running a little too long and that pissed Manny off or something.

My take: these guys need to be reading books and designing web sites instead of trying to act gangster with each other.

Dude...wtf?

I don't have a question, but jussed wanted to keep this thread at the top.

TTT!

Dude, I gotta go. Can you turn out the lights on the way out?

I would be more than happy to knock your lights out, pal.

*KG-esque tough guy posturing*

You better start backpedalin, like that back pedalin bitch.

Hey BF,

I need a new ringtone. Been checkin things out in iTunes and nothing's really striking me. I really wanted Panama, but the versions they have on there don't sound right to me.

I'm thinking a 'tone that's most/all instrumental might be best, suggestions?

Have you tried Eruption?

Thought about it, but just isnt working for me.

Just stumbled on a bunch of Sabbath options, oh shit.

Children of the Grave intro might be it

Solid.

Supernaut?

Ooh.

Is there a way to have 5 or 6 ringtones and have them play randomly?

Really disappointed in the Dio selections available.

Danzig, too. Sistinas would be nice.

Couldn't hurt to get some 'head.

snowblind

snowblind

yus

Do you have any Ravens gear?

Jersey (purple) and I had a 2006 AFC North Champs tee. Ha.

Thanks for reminding me to order my 2012 AFC CHAMPIONS gear!

No lid?

Been meaning to get one.

Have a 'gers lid, though. a 'rines lid, too.

I have a blank lid. Hard to find, but like them.

Do you have any Piston's gear?

Had a Billups jersey.

Too old to rock jerseys now, so I don't wear any anymore. Still have my 'vens in the closet though.

Also have a 'stons gym bag. Ha!

Oh, I have a 'stons shirt too.

Had a Billups jersey.

Too old to rock jerseys now, so I don't wear any anymore. Still have my 'vens in the closet though.

Also have a 'stons gym bag. Ha!

Thank you! But why does Gla still wear jerseys?

Might want to take that to the "Aks Glan" thread.

<-- was trying to get you in troub with Gla.

Well bro, I'm going to head to the Westfield Galleria Mall in Roseville. TMI?

Try not to pick any fights, okay?!

Bro, how good are the Wings supposed to be this year? Contenders again? I have no idea.

Right now, probably not a contender, but if they get in the 'offs they might have a shot. Kings were, what, an 8 seed last year? Don't know if they were pegged as a 'tender during the regular season or not. Probably best to aks our bro, DE.

I might come back there late summer. to Bay City.

you gonna get some more gear now?

I might come back there late summer. to Bay City.

WTF?

you gonna get some more gear now?

Getting the hat and shirt for sure.

Peeps are probably going to see me and think "bandwagoner," but fuck them. They can bandwagon my fucking dick. I love this fucking team. Been a fan for years and I have endured a lot of garbage.

^ you were there through thick and thin, bro. Fuck them. If they have a problem with you, they have a problem with me.

Does Gla seem like a song remake type of dude to you? Cuz he do'nt sn't to me.

BF,

I've always been kinda torn on Pennywise, whatta you think?

Honestly not too familiar with them. Maybe Vinny can help you out on this one.

Same boat as Glan.

You guys are never going to take that boat out. smh

Just discovered that I totally missed a new Cult album last year, I have no idea how.

It got really good reviews, too.

Have you heard "Choice of Weapon"?

I think I heard one song from it. Can't remember if I liked it or not.

I'll have to Spotify it.

Thanks!

You can always count on Beauld Flavors!

Thanks!

You can always count on Beauld Flavors!

Apparently, especially if you need help moving.

So far I've heard "For The Animals" and "Honey from a Knife." The former is alright, the latter could be a grower.

WE GOT THE DRUGS! WE GOT THE DRUGS! WE GOT THE DRUGS! DRUGS CAN HEAL!

Getting into "Elemental Light" now.

This one has done nothing for me. Onto "The Wolf"!

With a song title like that, how can it not be awesome? Really pumped for this one.