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b-diddy
07-31-2009, 06:56 PM
yea, thats right, i did it.

these guys have thrown in the towel. im thinking they already have the spoiler mentallity, and should have 0 pressure on them, which makes them dangerous.

a sweep would be sweet, but im just looking to create any ground between us and those other 2 teams. when we got the indians, and they got the yankees (sux) and angels (twins), we should gain some ground.

matchups:

jackson / carmona
porcello/ sowers
gallaraga / pavano

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:01 PM
Fuck the Jay Crawfords.

It'd be unforgivable if we lose even one of these games.

We're approaching Tressel-Michigan pwnage over these fucks right now.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 07:06 PM
Indians are batting last actually, but who cares. As long as we don't take these cats for granted, this one is over already.

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:13 PM
We suck!!

Agreed.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 07:14 PM
Suck that fuggin horse poo Indians

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:14 PM
Indians are batting last actually, but who cares. As long as we don't take these cats for granted, this one is over already.

Indians are actually last in everything.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 07:15 PM
I could go for a blow job...sorry blow out tonight.

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:18 PM
I could go for a blow job...sorry blow out tonight.

#blowjobfriday

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 07:19 PM
Steak & ...

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:19 PM
Kicking some Indian ass like Tahoe's French ancestors.

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:20 PM
Edwin's got a no hitter going.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 07:21 PM
The French kick ass.

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:21 PM
Damnit, me.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 07:21 PM
Way to go butt munch....ruined the No hitter

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:23 PM
Still got a shutout going.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 07:24 PM
No Indian baser runner has made to 2nd base.

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:26 PM
FUCK 2-2

2 runs = NOT enough support, you fuckers!

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 07:27 PM
som bitch

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:28 PM
offense = fail

Glenn
07-31-2009, 07:53 PM
I hate this ballpark

Timone
07-31-2009, 07:59 PM
jaycrawfordespn@TheLDB nope 2-2 now

I HATE THIS GUY

Timone
07-31-2009, 08:17 PM
It's not cool to bail on your own threads, diddy.

Timone
07-31-2009, 08:19 PM
You watching X Games, Tahoe?

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 08:26 PM
Dozed off...I'm back

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 08:59 PM
wow this game seems boring tonight

Glenn
07-31-2009, 09:43 PM
We better not lose to these chumps.

b-diddy
07-31-2009, 09:46 PM
how bout that perry. they went from treating him with kid gloves to sticking him right into the fire. men on 1 and 3 with 1 out and he gets the job done. thats player development. + 1 to JL.

Timone
07-31-2009, 10:34 PM
THIS SHIT IS INEXCUSABLE.

UNFORGIVABLE.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 10:46 PM
FUCK"n A

Timone
07-31-2009, 10:46 PM
TIE!!!

Forgivable.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 10:50 PM
Fuck it...I'm having another beer

b-diddy
07-31-2009, 10:53 PM
good to have carlos back.

b-diddy
07-31-2009, 10:53 PM
dont like bringing f-rod back in.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 10:54 PM
I heard when they asked DD about getting a bat in a trade, he said we just got one when Carlos came back.

Timone
07-31-2009, 10:59 PM
Gotta win this. Yanks aren't coming through for us tonight.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 11:04 PM
Ingespirational

Timone
07-31-2009, 11:07 PM
Not going to score. He's on 3rd with 1 out.

Timone
07-31-2009, 11:07 PM
2 outs

Timone
07-31-2009, 11:09 PM
FUCKING RIDICULOUS

IF THIS WASN'T THE INDIANS, I'D SAY WE DESERVE TO LOSE.

Tahoe
07-31-2009, 11:11 PM
They should have just let him try to steal home for chrisakes

Cross
07-31-2009, 11:52 PM
its never going to end~~~~

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 12:03 AM
im not going to lie, miguel is a bit disapointing since he strained his hammy. his rbi's are way down. i get that the guy's in front arent getting it done, but he seems to be leaving his fair share on base.

Timone
08-01-2009, 07:46 PM
THIS ASSCLOWN INDIANS PITCHER HAS A NO HITTER GOING

Timone
08-01-2009, 07:57 PM
NO HITTER IS GONE

Timone
08-01-2009, 07:59 PM
WTF, how did that one NOT leave that stupid fucking ball park? Shit looked as good as gone, like LeBron in 2010 (LOLZ, fuck you Cleveland).

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 08:14 PM
Cleveland = Sons a bitchez

Sorry Zek

Timone
08-01-2009, 08:17 PM
Porcello doing a nice job.

If we get a run here I will jizz myself.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 08:20 PM
^ George Kell'ian right there. I way out here but feel like I'm way back there.

Timone
08-01-2009, 08:22 PM
Porcello doing a nice job.

If we get a run here I will jizz myself.

I'm a man of my word.

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:RUVS30EBgKjXMM:http://i41.tinypic.com/noyphh.jpg

Timone
08-01-2009, 08:22 PM
2-1 good guys. What do you think of my PBP, Tahoe?


[smilie=blaha.gif]

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 08:25 PM
I swear I'm living it.

Timone
08-01-2009, 08:34 PM
Dusty Ryan strikes out looking and there's no review?

Fuck baseball.


^ agreed

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 08:57 PM
how bout tricky ricky? he's been shaky lately, but 1 run in 7 innings, and just 80 pitches. is he done or does JL let him try to complete it?

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:01 PM
I'd leave him. I trust him more to stay in and finish this one off than I trust Rodney to come in and NOT blow it with one pitch.

Although, to be fair to F-Rod, he's still perfect this year (amazingly).

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:15 PM
This has actually been a decent game to watch.

But only if we win.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 09:19 PM
That 2nd baseman for the injuns is starting to piss me off

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:21 PM
Tricky Ricky out, Dick Rod in.

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:23 PM
Fucking Dick Rod!!!

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 09:23 PM
jesus christ. ldb should manage the team.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 09:24 PM
fuckin Rotney has completely lost that form that he had at the begining of the year. He's falling off the mound to the left and fuckin shit...fuck

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:25 PM
If Dick Rod can pull a rabbit out here, I don't know if I'll still want to kill him or forgive him and just ask that he doesn't do that again.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 09:26 PM
I'd like to give Rodney some props but that was a dumbass swing right there.

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:28 PM
That's just a terrible way to get a no decision.

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 09:33 PM
lets face it, we arent winning this one.

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:33 PM
lets face it, we arent winning this one.

So what will the lead be down to by the end of this one? Half game?

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 09:34 PM
lets face it, we arent winning this one either.

Glenn
08-01-2009, 09:34 PM
fuckin Rotney has completely lost that form that he had at the begining of the year. He's falling off the mound to the left and fuckin shit...fuck

He looks gassed.

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 09:35 PM
cabrerra has turned into the world's greatest singles hitter. its nice and all, but wheres the power?

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 09:39 PM
i dont get how cabrerra is batting 330's and most of the rest of the team is 250's to 260's. it feels like cabrerra gets more hits than the rest of the team conbined. if i didnt look at the numbers, i'd have guessed he bats over 500, and the rest of the guys bat under 200.

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:39 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/80/281507770_f9f3f9e3d2.jpg?v=0
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Timone
08-01-2009, 09:47 PM
What was the point of that double play?

Glenn
08-01-2009, 09:51 PM
Why should I care that Eddie Munster trusts his eyes to Dr. Rahmani?

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:51 PM
At first I thought Rod called Brandon a piece of shit, but he really said that he beat the shift.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 09:52 PM
I think the word is antithesis or something but those comershes are the antithisis of The Beaumont comershes.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 09:53 PM
At first I thought Rod called Brandon a piece of shit, but he really said that he beat the shift.

^ Heard it. Laughed when he said it.

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:53 PM
Would you rather watch, the Pistons' offense (last season) or the Tigers' offense without Cabrera?

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 09:54 PM
steal home

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:55 PM
steal home

I like the way you think.

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 09:55 PM
suicide squeeze.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 09:55 PM
77 ^ thats what I said last night. Fuck it. Just go for it.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 09:57 PM
Are you fuckin shitin me? Thats the best we can do?

Fuck

Timone
08-01-2009, 09:58 PM
Would you rather watch, the Pistons' offense (last season) or the Tigers' offense without Cabrera?

I choose the 08 Michigan football offense.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 10:00 PM
I'd rather watch my balls get caught in a wench.

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 10:01 PM
i would just once like to be the runner on a suicide squeeze. i would definitly scream 'BONSAI!' when i made my move, as i feel that should be in the rules.

Timone
08-01-2009, 10:01 PM
I'd rather watch bukdow chop wood.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 10:05 PM
I hate the fuckin Everett

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 10:19 PM
oh baby

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 10:22 PM
Insert multiple swear words here

2 gone

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 10:22 PM
unreal.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 10:23 PM
Flyin Ryan comes through

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 10:24 PM
LOL @ Cleve on the balk

Timone
08-01-2009, 10:25 PM
I was just about to declare that I've washed my hands with this team and then... RABURNED!

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 10:27 PM
And the balk just cracks me up for some reason...then again, they'll prolly score 3 in the bottom half

Timone
08-01-2009, 10:28 PM
And the balk just cracks me up for some reason...then again, they'll prolly score 3 in the bottom half


NOT A CHANCE!

Trust me.

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 10:30 PM
MINER!

OH BABY I GOT THE CONFIDENCE!

Timone
08-01-2009, 10:35 PM
Miner is a a majer piece of shit.

Timone
08-01-2009, 10:36 PM
WTF kind of a name is Wyatt?

b-diddy
08-01-2009, 10:39 PM
seay is about to get edwin jackson'd

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 10:40 PM
Hard to believe we won this one, but HELL YEAH!

Timone
08-01-2009, 10:41 PM
Is it just me, or does it feel a helluva lot later than it really is?

Tahoe
08-01-2009, 10:41 PM
Thats the way last nights game felt to me.

Timone
08-01-2009, 10:41 PM
Back to X Games

b-diddy
08-02-2009, 07:30 PM
blow out in the rubber match.

disapointing that we couldnt create some space over the sux, but 2 things:

1) baseball is a sport where being out of the playoffs can be a huge advantage. when you take that pressure off, some guys really can elevate their games.

2) good thing we got washburn. i thought armando had been hitting his stride, but he's been so up and down its hard to feel good about his starts.