Discuss.

I think its sexist. Women don't have to pay but men do?

I have a huge problem with them advertising...

For those that don't know about them...

http://www.ashleymadison.com/app/public/media/index.p

http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1907542,00.html

Need your thoughts on this, Zip

I expect Zip to chime in after he is done masterbating to those commercials

Zip will come in here with guns blazing, saying anyone who needs a website to have an affair is a wuss.

And here they are:

The dirty lil not so secret about marriage is that it was an old-time concept meant for people in agrarian and third-world societies. We lived to be about 50, on average, until well into the 20th century. So yeah, we got married when we were 20, knew we'd work in the factory or on the farm, had 8 kids, 2 or 3 of them died, raised our family in two bedroom flats or farm houses, and they were useful because they helped us make money.

Now, this culturally outdated institution of marriage is crumbling faster than Joe Boisture's ranking. Why? Oh, because we've turned it into a fairy tale, we raise our daughters to think of nothing but when they'll get married and have children, yet raise our sons to be Almighty Pussy Conquerors. And all in an age when we now live to be, on average, about 80. Yeah, I want to spend 60 years fucking the same old woman (and like she wants to spend 60 years listening to me beg her for the ass). Yet, cultural lag turns out more and more Americans who marry "for love" and when that dies, the marriage sucks. And it usually takes about 5 years and two kids, and the whole thing is boring as hell. Thank Gourd we can go hide in a cubicle at the inusrance company or bank for 9 hours a day for 45 years. And O! by the way, there's plenty of poosay at work (or dick for those so inclined, and I do mean The Ladiez as well).

Yeah, this site just legitimizes what the intranets have been most useful for for quite some time now: A way to hook up on the side. Hell, guys and gals may not WANT to leave their spouse, but they try to maintain this marriage thing well into the stage where they wouldn't mind seeing each other beheaded in a gruesome accident involving a bicycle and a machete-weilding Spartan fan after anoher Michigan loss. And though they may not want to leave their spouse, trying to maintain this most American myth drives them nuts, and often into the arms of another, if only for a brief respite. That's why cheating isn't always a death-knell, and in fact should be encouraged. Fuckin' A, you get a lunch break at work, don't ya? A lil fling can actually be a good thing, like a vacation. And if it is sort of, well, at least accepted, then there's no frustration, not hinking htat your "fling" is going to solve any other problems but to give you a break and a nice high for a couple hours, then it's back home, with a dozen roses for the wife, and all is good for another three months!

Come on, ladies--every other culture in the world pretty much endorses men and women getting around a bit--especially after marriage--because they understand that it serves a certain purpose, and that purpose is not to have you passionately locked in a loving embrace with the hog you married once the kids are semi-functional. AND they pretty much all have about 1/5th or less of the divorce rate of Americans, who marry for so-called "love"--which is the worst, most insincere, most undifnable, bland, ill-used, BORING word ever created. I mean, I LOVE steak and eggs in the mornging. I LOVE to fuck a hot woman afterward. But I don't want to spend my life with ONLY the two of those entities.

I don't LIVE for my woman. Anyone who does is a fool. You don't LIVE for your children. Anyone who does is a fool. You LIVE to be a free-thinking individual who wants to do what he wants to do every so often. Watch football. Drink beer. Scratch balls. Jerk off. Get blow job. Be left alone. Look at, and FUCK other women til your dick quits. The ruse that is marraige lost whatever shine it ever had LONG LONG ago and in my opinion was never meant to be what stupid fantasizers and dreamers look for it to be.
We are a nation of dysfunctional families and relationships because we act like marriage and relationships "complete" us. Yes, we are "social animals"--but that doesn't mean we are co-dependent animals who are defined by our nagging wives and our worthless demon-spawn. But we hold on, because we Americans always want to create a sory book life and appearance, and we cheat like motherfuckers because we know, deep down, that it's a crock of shit that is about as false and phony a concept as democracy intself.

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And yeah, anyone who needs the intranets to hook up should just go out and get a hooker every once in awhile. But the intranets adds mystery, chase, and The Prize, so actually I endorse it.

Note: The post has been edited. Re-read it. Read it to your friends. Read it to your children. Read it to your wife. Read it to your girlfriend. Make it the word of the land.


I have none of those.

I have none of those.

Consider yourself lucky. Or smart.

Interesting angle. I like it.

Why go out with a cheating woman?

I hooked up with this woman in a bar who was engaged. There was bullshit because she didn't really want me to know she was getting married -- maybe she was gonna ditch the guy for me. I dunno. When I found out, my first thought was -- what if the dude finds out and goes psycho? I don't need that kind of bullshit in my life. I'm not going to clean up to hide my presence from her regular fuck... fuck that noise. And if she's cheating on him, why won't she cheat on you or otherwise fuck you over if it gets serious?

Of course, years later, I went out with someone whose ex-bf was psycho and tried to take it out on me, so sometimes you can't avoid psycho bullshit.

Have sex with whoever you want. Done.

Consider yourself lucky. Or smart.

I'm neither, though.

If you have a wife and a girlfriend, are you lucky and smart?

You've got it twisted. You'd be unlucky (girlfriend) and dumb (wife).

I hope you guys really aren't as unhappy as the characters you play on the internets.

Go fuck yourself gla.

Yeah, you fag.

More polite, insightful and intelligent comments.

I hope you guys really aren't as unhappy as the characters you play on the internets.

Concern troll?

Not at all. I genuinely care about the well-being of my internet friends and rivals.

Why go out with a cheating woman?

I hooked up with this woman in a bar who was engaged. There was bullshit because she didn't really want me to know she was getting married -- maybe she was gonna ditch the guy for me. I dunno. When I found out, my first thought was -- what if the dude finds out and goes psycho? I don't need that kind of bullshit in my life. I'm not going to clean up to hide my presence from her regular fuck... fuck that noise. And if she's cheating on him, why won't she cheat on you or otherwise fuck you over if it gets serious?

Of course, years later, I went out with someone whose ex-bf was psycho and tried to take it out on me, so sometimes you can't avoid psycho bullshit.

I couldn't agree more. Who in their right mind wants the drama that could come from fucking around with a married/engaged woman? If she just has a boyfriend, I consider her fair game but if some dude put a ring on it already, fuck it she can be his headache, I'll go for other options.

You fuck the married or involved girl a couple times, then bail. You don't give your real name, fuck in the park or in a dumpster--never taking her home--or force her to pay for a hotel. Geezus, life isn't that hard. You are only giving her what the guy on the next barstool will if you won't, anyway.

People cheat because relationships are boring, restricting, aggravating, pains in the ass, and because there are other people out there that you want to fuck. Shit, this is nothing new, just maybe a lil more out in the open, and here's a vehicle for people to do it.

I once (or should I say, many times) banged a chick for over a year. She (kind of) lived with a guy. And to this day she thinks (I guess, I don't see her anymore), that my name is John Armstrong and that I live in Chicago. Great sex, she was sneaking out on a boring, older dude who was separated from his wife, but not divorcing because he "couldn't afford child support and alimony" (thus the "kind of" living with him).

It boils down to this: You will probably forget almost every chick you bang in your life. But you will NEVER forget the ones you passed up. Worst kind of regret ever.

Can we please just give Zip the front page?