From "Goin' to work, every night" to...

"Jumpers ... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

or maybe instead of The Three Stooges, "The Three Shooting Guards"

Which one would be Shemp?

"No D in the D"

EEEEEtroid baaasketbaaaall !!


good offense is the best defense?!

"Langlois sez we're good"

"Improving our lottery pick...every night"

Other promotions:

Ladies Night, featuring Kwame Brown

"Punch Kuester in the junk" night

"They took the D out of us :emo kid:"

No Need 4 Sheed

Charlie and the Dunked-On Factory

wow. slow day, huh...

Just trying to bring the fun, homie.

We got Stuckey, be we're still suckey

Alright, that's it for me, I'm in a strange mood and y'all ain't playing along.

I like cake.

Free beer.

"We're talkin' about practice."

5 wings and a stump (Stuckey, RIP, Gordon, Tay, Charlie, Kwame)

"We don't give a shit about this year, but you should"

"Who's your shooting guard?"

"Do you believe in now? No? Well do you believe in buying tickets to a game?"

"The Pistons are on the prowl again"

"Loooookin' for work."

Wizzle, the "Do you believe in now?" actually seems like something they'd trot out.

Some of my ideas (a few moderately serious):

"New Faces. New Season. New Hope."

"Gettin' back to work." Or "Gettin' back 2 Work."

"Kuester Won't Rest on His Keester"

"It's Time"

"Come See Who Will Pass Away This Year!" (Too soon?)

"Guards R Us"
"Shoot the Three Cause We Got No D"
'What's a Post Player?"
"I'm Wearing New Socks!"
"No Point Guard. No Center, No Problem"
"What is this Defense of Which You Speak?"

"2s and 3s and hey, that's me!"

"3s and 4s and hey, that's me!"

"Come See Who Will Pass Away This Year!" (Too soon?)

That's funny.

1 is no one
2 many 2s
you can get 3 for free
4 no more
and 5 is barely alive

Slogan?

How about "Patience is a virtue"?

Cake Toss featuring Kwame Brown seems more appropriate Glenn.

"Where Uncertainty Happens"

"There's no C in Pistons"

Detroit, because Quicken Loans Arena is sold out

"Disregard the thousands of empty seats, the sellout streak continues!"

"Were You Expecting Chris Bosh?"

"Curry's Not Coach"

"New Coach, New Players - Still Medicore"

"Open For Business While Rebuilding"

"Even The Beatles Needed It - Help!"

"It Could Have Been Worse"

"Come Back in 2 Years"

"Shooting 3's and Lovin' It"

"If You Can't Pay Your Rent - Ben Gordon Can"

But remember folks, the off-season ain't over.

Imagine if we sign Nesterovic for the minimum and then split our space between Wilcox and Gooden all on 1-year deals!

"The Good, The Rash and The Cox"

Too bad we can't get Lindsey back on a 1 year deal. we'd have "Good Wil Hunter"

"Going to work... and coming home disappointed"

"Hey K-stat, will you come over here an talk to these guys about how sweet this team really is?"

"2009 Detroit Basketball: Where the Teal Era is considered the Good Ol' Days"

Detroit, where only #1 overall busts venture into the paint.

"Going to work... and coming home disappointed"
"Going To Work - why should stress/annoyance/disappointment end at the office?"

Detroit, where only #1 overall busts venture into the paint.
"Kwame Brown - Because my own miserable draft picks just aren't enough"
"Hey, we're starting 3 top-10 picks, isn't that neat?"



Hermy, I don't think Kstat is going to appreciate that. He's always so nice to you, too.

"it's the economy, stupid"

Please buy some tires from Belle Tire.

"It can't get much worse. . . right?"

"Kwame Brown - Because my own miserable draft picks just aren't enough"
"Hey, we're starting 3 top-10 picks, isn't that neat?"



Hermy, I don't think Kstat is going to appreciate that. He's always so nice to you, too.

He's never even offered to visit my house.

Defense? Where's the fun in that?

It's all about the 2010 Draft!

Stole this from Mlive

Young Guns...Gettin' Schooled

Smallball: New Head Coach, Same Crappy Philosophy

"What channel is the Wings game on again?"

With Ben's return, I can see "Going Back to Work" or "Gettin Back to Work"

^seconded

Fear The Fro 2: The Wrath Of Ben

Dude Where's My Fro?

We Can Score!

I am glad I never changed my handle now that my namesake is back. Pharoah there is still a chance for you.

In the spirit of welcoming Big Ben back and the lack of PT he will get, I suggest:

"Fear the Fro for 4 minutes"

Forget Stackhouse - he had his time and it was good.

We went from being a first round loser with Grant Hill to a consistent 50 win team in the Stackhouse Era.

Then we dumped his ass and got Rip to kickstart the Killing Era that lasted for years.

If Stackhouse never plays again for us I'll be happy. He did what he did and we got better because of him. You can thank him for Rip.

As Detroit goes, so do we.

How about "Pistons basketball -- Hard work pays off"?

Put the question mark inside the quote.

^snark