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Wilfredo Ledezma
07-02-2009, 03:54 PM
Gm 1: Luke French Vs. Kevin Slowey (10-3, 4.41 ERA)

Gm 2: Edwin Jackson Vs. Francisco Liriano (4-8, 5.62 ERA)

Gm 3: Rick Porcello Vs. Nick Blackburn (6-4, 3.10 ERA)


Tigers: 43-35, 1st in the AL Central

Twins: 41-39 record, tied for 2nd with the White Sox, just 3 games out of first

Series Notes

* Saturday's game will be on FOX Saturday Baseball

* Justin Morneau exited the Twins game Vs. Kansas City early yesterday with a groin injury, but it was just precautionary, and he will be ready to play on Friday

* While Kevin Slowey has 10 wins, I wouldn't read too much into it, his 4.41 ERA suggests he's been blessed with plenty of run support

* Joe Mauer boasts a batting average of .392, and it won't be long before he accumulates the necessary amount of AB's to be eligible for the AL Batting Title (remember he missed all of April)

* Hopefully we'll finally score some runs for Edwin Jackson on Saturday, I heard a stat that in his last 7 starts, he's been given an average of 1.38 runs per game of support

* We are 1-4 vs. the Twins this season (0-3 in the Metrodome), the only pitcher who beat the Twins was Rick Porcello back in April

* Dusty Ryan on the year- 12 AB's, 7 strikeouts

* I just really hate playing this team

Timone
07-03-2009, 03:33 PM
So how many runs are they going to score tonight? 1? 0?

Wilfredo Ledezma
07-03-2009, 03:39 PM
So how many runs are they going to score tonight? 1? 0?

It wouldn't shock me if we lost all 3 of these games by a combined 3 runs.

Timone
07-03-2009, 05:07 PM
Do you mean with?

Timone
07-03-2009, 05:23 PM
I'm calling it now: 6-0 lead after the first inning, but they end up scoring 0 runs afterwards and losing.

If I'm right, I'm blaming you Wil.

Wilfredo Ledezma
07-03-2009, 07:11 PM
I'm calling it now: 6-0 lead after the first inning, but they end up scoring 0 runs afterwards and losing.

If I'm right, I'm blaming you Wil.

That happened to us last May in Minnestoa.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/MIN/MIN200805040.shtml

Timone
07-03-2009, 07:29 PM
Dinnit it happen earlier this year in Minny as well? Verlander was starting and coming off the 1-0 game @ Cleveland.

Wilfredo Ledezma
07-03-2009, 07:31 PM
Dinnit it happen earlier this year in Minny as well? Verlander was starting.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/MIN/MIN200905140.shtml

Yup, only we scored 5 runs and it wasn't in the first inning.

Still, this has become a tiresome trend. No lead is safe in that stupid dome.

The Tigs could be up 9-0 in the 1st today, and I'd still feel vulnerable.

Wilfredo Ledezma
07-03-2009, 07:32 PM
and to make it worse, we're the only team the Twins seem to do this to...

we are their pawns

Timone
07-03-2009, 07:37 PM
God. I'd feel much, much better about this team if that kind of shit didn't happen as often.

Jethro34
07-03-2009, 07:58 PM
The stat about Dusty puts you on thin ice with GD. Check your PM's.

MoTown
07-03-2009, 08:46 PM
The stat about Dusty puts you on thin ice with GD. Check your PM's.
INCORRECT.

He's on thin ice nonetheless.

MoTown
07-03-2009, 08:51 PM
I'm calling it now: 6-0 lead after the first inning, but they end up scoring 0 runs afterwards and losing.

If I'm right, I'm blaming you Wil.
This prediction has some steam, so far.

Timone
07-03-2009, 08:55 PM
I'm calling it now: 6-0 lead after the 3rd inning, but they end up scoring 0 runs afterwards and losing.

If I'm right, I'm blaming you Wil.

Fixed. :)

MoTown
07-03-2009, 08:58 PM
That is the biggest example of why I hate the Twins right there: Span just threw his bat on the ball and it looped in. All speed, smallball and luck, no power.

Timone
07-03-2009, 09:11 PM
Well, I look like a fool. Thanks a lot, Wil.

Glenn
07-03-2009, 09:13 PM
I hope you guys just remember that L. French was MY TIGER first.

Timone
07-03-2009, 09:18 PM
Yeah, claim the Frenchie on the eve of the 4th of July. Prick.

Tahoe
07-03-2009, 09:20 PM
Final score prediction; 12-10 et al.

MoTown
07-03-2009, 09:28 PM
Span is Minnesota's version of Grady Sizemore: Overrated douchebag whom MoTown wants to projectile vomit on.

Vinny
07-03-2009, 09:48 PM
I hope you guys just remember that L. French was MY TIGER first.

It's "Luke Freedom" to any real true-blooded american.

MoTown
07-03-2009, 09:49 PM
^FTW

Tahoe
07-03-2009, 09:55 PM
Where'd we get this pitcher?

MoTown
07-03-2009, 09:56 PM
I don't know but my hatred for the Twins is at a very high level right now. Looks like LDB was right.

Damn it, Wil.

Vinny
07-03-2009, 09:57 PM
I don't know but my hatred for the Twins is at a very high level right now. Looks like LDB was right.

Damn it, Wil.

Fucking Wil. God damnit.

Tahoe
07-03-2009, 09:57 PM
I can't wait for them to blow this ball park up too.

I have equal hatred for the Twins and the Park.

edit..."God damn it, Wil"

MoTown
07-03-2009, 10:03 PM
Looks like we should have left Luke Freedom in longer. (loving the name)

God damnit, Wil.

Glenn
07-03-2009, 10:09 PM
They can't take away our FREEEEEEDOMMMMM

MoTown
07-03-2009, 10:18 PM
How does Delmon Young have two hits tonight? Dude can't hit a beach ball against any other teams.

God damnit, Wil.

MoTown
07-03-2009, 10:32 PM
And another reason I hate Span. He's a fucking cheater.

Tahoe
07-03-2009, 10:48 PM
And another reason I hate Span. He's a fucking cheater.

Blatant fuckin cheater

Tahoe
07-03-2009, 11:35 PM
Oh friggin SNAP!

Zoom Zoom Zoom!

MoTown
07-03-2009, 11:56 PM
Inge, just hit a home run please. I don't think I can stay up much longer. I'm an old man, now.

Tahoe
07-03-2009, 11:59 PM
Man, thought that was gone, but its foul.

Tahoe
07-04-2009, 12:21 AM
PP takes one in the bells and then gets an rbi. gotta love it.

Tahoe
07-04-2009, 12:37 AM
Inge, just hit a home run please. I don't think I can stay up much longer. I'm an old man, now.

Tahoe
07-04-2009, 12:46 AM
JL as pissed off as I've seen him at a player...Rayburn for getting doubled up on a line drive.

15th inning...I've had enough.

Go Tigs!

Darth Thanatos
07-04-2009, 02:42 AM
Victory

Timone
07-04-2009, 08:39 AM
I can't decide if I should be happy that we won, or furious that we blew a lead AGAIN.

I'll go with happy. It's a holiday.

Timone
07-04-2009, 08:39 AM
It's "Luke Freedom" to any real true-blooded american.

LOL

Glenn
07-04-2009, 10:03 AM
That was a :gutsy: performance by Zoom last night.

Now take the week off.

Tahoe
07-04-2009, 01:14 PM
Final score prediction; 12-10 et al.

I was in the neighborhood.

Timone
07-04-2009, 04:11 PM
WTF, did they really just cut away from the Tigers game to show Manny's AB? Ugh, fuck that guy.

Timone
07-04-2009, 04:12 PM
Cool, he hit a HR. Now get me back to the game I wanted to watch.

Tahoe
07-04-2009, 04:40 PM
<--- not getting the game today. Friggin communists

MoTown
07-04-2009, 05:40 PM
HR Morneau. Fucking Wil.

Timone
07-04-2009, 05:42 PM
God damn you, Wil.

b-diddy
07-04-2009, 05:52 PM
if i were edwin jackson i would invite all the tigers to a get together at an upperfloor at the rencen. when they arrived i would lock them in then have a helicopter come at them with machine guns, ala godfather three.

^ also my offseason plan for the lions and pistons.

Timone
07-04-2009, 05:56 PM
Let's face it, 2-0 is way too deep a hole. Any optimism will be met with my virtual boot in the person's virtual ass.

Timone
07-04-2009, 06:02 PM
YEAH MAGGS!!!

3-2 is way too deep a hole for this Twins team. Let's face it.

Timone
07-04-2009, 06:03 PM
Now that Edwin's got his coveted 3 runs, might as well put a fork in these guys.

Going to be nice to be 10 games over .500 once again.

Tahoe
07-04-2009, 06:06 PM
ESPN box says Mags with a dinger...there's some good news.

Timone
07-04-2009, 06:07 PM
^ Oh yeah, you aren't getting the game. How do you like Fox now? lolz

Tahoe
07-04-2009, 06:11 PM
<--- reading LDB's Sig and agreeing.

Timone
07-04-2009, 06:13 PM
It feels good to be honest. You should try it.

Timone
07-04-2009, 06:16 PM
Tahoe can't Seay me!!!

MoTown
07-04-2009, 06:43 PM
And a bad call leads to a run for the Twins. Nick Punto is a tool. I hate him.

Timone
07-04-2009, 06:47 PM
If the White Sox didn't exist, the Twins would probably be my most hated team.

Timone
07-04-2009, 06:49 PM
And you are so right about Nick Punto, Mo.

Timone
07-04-2009, 06:51 PM
And I friggin' hate that Nathan is automatic against us.

Timone
07-04-2009, 06:56 PM
Let's face it, we really didn't have much of a chance today.

Tahoe
07-04-2009, 08:32 PM
It feels good to be honest. You should try it.

Coming from a liar, that doesn't mean much.

Timone
07-04-2009, 08:33 PM
When have I lied about anything? I think you're lying about me being a liar.

Tahoe
07-04-2009, 09:35 PM
You lied to me when you said you lied about something and it was really the truth.

Timone
07-05-2009, 01:29 PM
Got that Wimbledon thing out of the way, now it's time for some baseball.

Vinny
07-05-2009, 03:38 PM
Booooh.