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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngHi, I am calling you about goblin
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngIt's true dude he did not say that
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngI am looking at Joe Dumars on internet and he is not goblin
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngYou know what is not brutal is buffalo wild wings

That's perfect. Absolutely perfect.

I appreciate the care that went into that post.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngWho will win the sport game
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngThey say our team will win
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngI lack confidence in my opinions and am uncomfortable on the radio box
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngMy feelings are hurt, and I am animated now, I believe our team will win
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngThere is breaking news
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngEh boy 248-539-9797
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngThe sport game has ended and our team has won
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngI am calling for the first time
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngI remember earlier, when you said our team would lose
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngI did not say our team would lose 248-539-9797
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngIt's true dude he did not say that
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngCaller is stupid, hang up on him 248-539-9797
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngNot stupid: Moss & Colella

This is a thing of beauty.

Detroit needs a second sports station. I do like Karsh and Anderson, but the other shows on there are just pathetic.

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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngHi, I am calling you about goblin
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngIt's true dude he did not say that


When you start out like that, you know it's going to be a good thread.

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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngI am calling for the first time
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngI also have an opinion
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngYou are very impressive, I am defeated
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngThere is another person on the telephone
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngI am becoming irritable 248-539-9797
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngThat earlier telephone person was stupid
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngIt is not right to insult the fans 248-539-9797
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngI agree with you
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngBuffalo wild wings

I'm so tempted to go over to their board and post a link to this so we can get their trolls over here.

Detroit needs a second sports station. I do like Karsh and Anderson, but the other shows on there are just pathetic.

Their show was much better before the switch to FM. Now they spend over half the show talking about pop-culture and beer (in which case there are better radio stations to get your pop news from than Doug Karsch).

I haven't listened to 97.1 (other than Tigers/Wings telecasts) for over 6 months now.

Mike Valenti is an absolute tool. It's like he takes a 'glass half empty' mentality to any Detroit sports topic. He's constantly pessimistic and is stubborn to the point where his opinion on an issue is right and can't be compromised when a caller disputes it.

He used to be entertaining and insightful, now he's just--- Drew Sharp.

I'm so tempted to go over to their board and post a link to this so we can get their trolls over here.

Worth a shot. We need new ones. It's not like bukdow has been showing signs of old form lately.

keep up the dramatizations, these are gold

They are hilarious, you gotta include the
Caller: First time, long time
Mike: Give the man a double

Someone remind me of something else that's irritating about that show.

Telling Swami what to include in his comedy bits will not make them funnier, IMO.

He needs to feel it on his own.

Valenti's repeated desires to cut Magglio and not pay any Detroit athlete more than the minimum salary for fear of having that player be "overpaid"

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngI poke fun at you black man because you are fat and old and not very good on the radio poke poke 248-539-9797
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngI am hurt and will poke back
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngMike Valenti is not in the studio right now, I am not lying about this
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngBumbaye
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngBumbaye
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngWhile I have been aware of you for some time this is the first attempt I have ever made at using the telephone to communicate with you
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngEvan give him a double
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngBumbaye
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngBumbaye
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngBumbaye
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngI enjoy this catchphrase
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngBumbaye
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngBumbaye
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngBumbaye
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LMAO....these are classic

The Dugout's got nothing on this.

I'd like to do one on Fithian and Caputo, but I think I would need to do Caputo's parts in crayon.

LOL. They might actually be worse than Valenti and Foster. Unless you're talking baseball, Caputo doesn't understand a thing about any of the other sports.

Pat Caputo is a singular talent among radio broadcasters. His level of verbal disability is impressive.

1. Pat Caputo cannot verbalize many things he's thinking.
2. Once Pat Caputo knows the words he wants to say, he frequently can't work his mouth to say them.
3. Once Pat Caputo begins to say something, he frequently fails to finish saying it in one way or another
4. Once Pat Caputo has said what he wanted to say, he often fails to realize that it didn't make any grammatical sense
5. Once Pat Caputo has spoken a complete sentence, he often fails to speak clearly enough to be understood by most of his audience
6. Once Pat Caputo has managed to get a sentence out of his mouth and into his listeners' ears, it is filled with words he made up himself
7. Once Pat Caputo has managed to communicate a sentence of real words, he frequently mangles common phrases and cliches a la Ringo Starr
8. Once Pat Caputo has managed to communicate in a grammatically and textually correct way, he's in blatant conflict with either his own statements or commonly known facts
9. Once Pat Caputo has managed to say anything that makes sense and is correct, it frequently has nothing to do with sports
10. Once Pat Caputo has said something about sports that makes sense and is correct, he still sounds like he's got half a salami in his mouth

Gold.

Swami, whatever weird diet you are on this week--please tell me.

lol. Agreed!

Pat Caputo is a singular talent among radio broadcasters. His level of verbal disability is impressive.

1. Pat Caputo cannot verbalize many things he's thinking.
2. Once Pat Caputo knows the words he wants to say, he frequently can't work his mouth to say them.
3. Once Pat Caputo begins to say something, he frequently fails to finish saying it in one way or another
4. Once Pat Caputo has said what he wanted to say, he often fails to realize that it didn't make any grammatical sense
5. Once Pat Caputo has spoken a complete sentence, he often fails to speak clearly enough to be understood by most of his audience
6. Once Pat Caputo has managed to get a sentence out of his mouth and into his listeners' ears, it is filled with words he made up himself
7. Once Pat Caputo has managed to communicate a sentence of real words, he frequently mangles common phrases and cliches a la Ringo Starr
8. Once Pat Caputo has managed to communicate in a grammatically and textually correct way, he's in blatant conflict with either his own statements or commonly known facts
9. Once Pat Caputo has managed to say anything that makes sense and is correct, it frequently has nothing to do with sports
10. Once Pat Caputo has said something about sports that makes sense and is correct, he still sounds like he's got half a salami in his mouth

LMFAO

This gets my post of the year nod.

This thread is classic. I laughed out loud with the Valenti/Foster lines. I used to listen to the show a little but I haven't in a while. Foster always tries to act like he's the lady's man and yes he loves Buffalo Wild Wings.

I am laughing at my own joke here. That's how funny this is.

We need to throw in "Little B"

Little B and Abs are the worst of it.

I am laughing at my own joke here. That's how funny this is.

That's the only reason I post on message boards, otherwise I'd forget all the funny stuff I think of and become so depressed I might actually enjoy being married with children.

No mini-van, though.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngWhat do you think of Rip Hamilton?
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngWhat do you think of Magglio Ordonez?
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngJiri Hudler?
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngKevin Smith?
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngKris Draper?
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngBill Ford Jr?
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngEli Zaret?
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngDarko?
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngI do not think we can trade Darko anymore
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngI did not say anything about trading Darko. 248-539-9797
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngIt's true dude he did not say that
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngSomehow this makes me hate Tony Ortiz more
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngMoss & Colella

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.pngI would like to know your opinion
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngWhat you have to understand is
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.png
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngListen people ask me this all the time and
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.png
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngI hate to be the one to break it to you but
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/phone.png
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/valenti.pngLets all take a deep breath and
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http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/foster.pngbuffalo wild wings

It's true dude he did not say that

That's always great.

I LITERALLY LOLLED HERE

That's always great.

I also love that line.

I'm emailing this to them. This is just fantastic.

The best part is it was just as true back in the day with Foster & Regner on the sports doctors as it is today.

Big Swami is King

I have never heard Valenti and Foster, but now I feel like I have.

Tahoe's back! Fucking awesome! Yay!

If you really want to know what it would be like for someone to shit directly into your earhole, it sounds like this:

http://www.971theticket.com/pages/1177086.php

I'm not even going to approximate the radio holocaust that is Jeff Riger, by the way. Good god, it's like watching the socially-retarded Baptist kid from shop class ask the head cheerleader out on a date, and get shot down Hindenburg-style, but over and over again for hours. Even the other 97.1 hosts have a hard time hiding their hatred of him. He is actually a worse radio show host than Pat Caputo, which is sort of like saying someone likes Jews less than Hitler did. God knows these people are out there, but no one likes to think about them.

More! More!

Goblin ass Dumars, MAKE SOME MOVES!

Also, stop having a life Swam.

I don't mind saying that even though I started this thread, it's still one of my favorites.

I don't know how I missed this thread. Thanks for bumping it Tbeau.

Also, need more Swami.

It's no problem, Swam. I laugh at my own shit all the time... no one else will.

It's no problem, Swam. I laugh at my own shit all the time... no one else will.
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