LeBron is currently leaving McDonalds. He had an #1 with OJ instead of coffee. Shaq paid for it.

His everyday McDonalds?

So where are he and "the big fella" headed to next, Best Buy?

Maybe they'll round up some TV cameras and go buy toys for some underpriviledged kids?

No he tried a different one this morning. Notice the current Eastern Time: 11:06. Yes, LeBron still gets breakfast at McDonalds at 11:06.

Thanks for supplying this info to MoTown via PM, Zekyl!

If you had Z's twitter you'd already know all this.

What is he listening to on the radio, Barry Manilow? Rod Stewart?

Cyndi Lauper, actually. It really pumps him up.

What's good enough for you
Is good enough for me
It's good enough
It's good enough for me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

SO WHOSE HAND HAS HE NOT SHAKEN SO FAR TODAY??

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Come on Zekyl, quit slacking.

It was just reported that LeBron and Varejao were walking into Bed, Bath & Beyond.

So they had enough time.

So they had enough time.

They fired up the Red Dragon and got to Home Depot early.

It Happened.

i heard a rumor he might hang out on the couch for a little bit, but i cant confirm this. second thread?

^Probably a good idea. We need a "Media Speculation: What LeBron might be up to" thread.

how does Lebron feel about having the dumbest coach in the league now that Curry is fired?

LeBron is now letting every anchor at SportsCenter take turns washing his balls.

Being 24

Don't hate the player, hate the thread.

Don't hate the thread, hate Gl'enn.

Don't hate the thread, hate Gl'enn.

Wah. What chu gonna do? Opt out?

Multiple sources are telling me that LeBron is drinking a Gatorade and watching his idol, Dusty Ryan, on Fox Sports Detroit.

I just recieved word via PM that LeBron is currently watching reruns of MADTV on DVD. Apparently he thinks Aries Spears is hilarious.

Multiple sources are telling me that LeBron is drinking a Gatorade and watching his idol, Dusty Ryan, on Fox Sports Detroit.

What flavor? Was it this:

http://taylorshocks.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/gatorade-tnfeat.jpg

The sucking sound at the other end of LeBron's phone call was Dan Gilbert.

Careful Mxy, Dan Gilbert will punch you in the face.

Careful Mxy, Dan Gilbert will punch you in the face.
Because Mr. D would have and Dan wants to be just like him?

LeBron is currently lying to Trevor Ariza telling him that he's going to remain in Cleveland next year.

LeBron is currently lying to Trevor Ariza telling him that he's going to remain in Cleveland next year.

It's not really a lie. He probably does think that right now. But he can change his mind when they fail to make the finals.

LeBron is currently convincing himself that Shaq will be rejuvinated. He's trying to stop crying.

LeBron is currently lying to Trevor Ariza telling him that he's going to remain in Cleveland next year.


http://nbcsportsmedia4.msnbc.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/070923/n_gundy_tirade_070923.300w.jpg

THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Breaking News!!!!!

Not really but a CBSSports.com article and an article by Chris Chase in rivals.com from Yahoo Sports, claims that LeBron James got dunked on by Xavier University sophomore Jordan Crawford.

Crawford, according to the articles, had a two-hand slam on James during Monday's LeBron James Skills Academy at the University of Akron.

James, just like many all stars, has been dunked on before. But what generated some pause was that you will never see the dunk on video.

In CBSSports.com:

Freelance photographer Ryan Miller was one of the cameramen shooting the game.

He told CBSSports.com that Nike Basketball Senior Director Lynn Merritt took his tape.

"He just said, 'We have to take your tape,'" Miller said. "They took it from other guys, too."

Worth noting is that there is no policy against filming at the LeBron James Skills Academy, and Miller said he had been filming all day without incident. Nobody ever told him to stop. Nobody ever said there was a problem ... until after Crawford dunked on James.

No video of the dunk will actually help Crawford. Since no one will see it, the dunk could grow to mythic proportions.

Chase writes:

Because nobody can see it, the story of the dunk will grow in stature with each telling. Today, it was a simple two-handed slam. In a few days, it will be a 360-degree windmill. By the time Crawford makes his Xavier debut in October, he will have jumped off LeBron's shoulders, flipped in the air, slammed the ball home with his left pinkie and then handed LeBron $3.99 for his dry cleaning.

http://www.cleveland.com/ohio-sports-blog/index.ssf/2009/07/breaking_news_a_cbssportscom_a.html


Thanks for the link, Zekyl!

This one was pretty funny:

Posted by aespinoza on 07/08/09 at 10:23AM

This is totally the same thing as the Catholics/Christians suppressing the gnostic gospels over the last 2000 years. Or youtube being blocked in China.

Spread the truth Branson! Stay the course, even if you are branded as a heretic like Dan Brown. The truth must be known!

Dunking on LeBron = 200 years of religious suppression? Interesting....

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m210/d_julien/18e359fd46456e73e12e3a774877325cc5c.jpg

Some are speculating that this is either a hoax or a Nike ad gimmick.

Don't care if it's a hoax or a gimmick.

IF the kid dunked on Lebron then good for the kid.

And with his name being "J.C" I could imagine the trash talk after the dunk:




Witness the Second Coming of JC. (points to his biceps)

The Second Coming of Jordan. (pokes his tongue out)

(Points directly at Lebron JC walks towards LBJ)

You are a false prophet.
You have misled my congregation.
You have been punished enough...

For today.

Shitting his pants.


TMZ claims they have the LeBron Dunk tape & will post tonight. They say "it's awesome." http://ad.vu/hybc

All the editors at TMZ are going to be assassinated by Nike snipers.

I thought you confiscated all the tapes! I'm leaving for Converse!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/07/0722_lebron_dunk_tmz.jpg

Video is up!
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&&mediaKey=f21ecae1-4984-4ba4-9216-94ee996cd4c1&isShareURL=true

Anti-climactic.

Anti-climactic.
It pretty much had to be.

True.

Clear video of Jordan Crawford dunk on LeBron (better than TMZ one): http://www.insidehoops.com/blog/?p=4613

Can't vouch for it, dc;dw

That would have gotten zero recognition if it wasn't for Nike...

TMZ is KING

:KING:

Sorry, K

LeBron James, or LeBron MaryJane? Lame, but I had to say it

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4350557

Now the Cavs have a Sun (Shaq), a Moon (Jamario) and a Star (LeBron).

^That's the dumbest thing I've heard from a Clevelander all day.

I hope that person dies.

Upon learning that Moon is not officially a Cav until midnight tonight...


Well, at least the moon will be over Cleveland when Moon is heading to Cleveland.

I hope that person dies.

I hope he lives forever. Clearly it's painful for him.

^That's the dumbest thing I've heard from a fauxClevelander all day.
You've obviously read none of my posts.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Admiring-LeBron-James-Ferrari-F430-Spider;_ylt=AhF5BNsQomtsuHL9WRZyUoG8vLYF?urn=nba,1 79513

lebrons a douchebag, but he is money in 2k9

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Admiring-LeBron-James-Ferrari-F430-Spider;_ylt=AhF5BNsQomtsuHL9WRZyUoG8vLYF?urn=nba,1 79513

lebrons a douchebag, but he is money in 2k9


Way cool!

LeBron's walking down Madison Avenue with his bodyguards, telling peeps that American Idol is the greatest show on television.

getting tested for swine flu

It's not offseason anymore, Glan. If you want to update LeBron's status, please create a new thread or at least change the thread title.

In case you missed it...

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2009/12/ipt/1262237632.jpg



25

:greenballoon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NHRD10DmCc&feature=player_embedded

I was hoping for some fishing pictures

Wow, hi Grizz.

Howdy. I still lurk from time to time. I miss the fish pics each playoffs season though.

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How do you think he's celebrating the anni?

Certainly not dealing with his own personal problems.

"First Take" devoted pretty much the entire show to him.

Tre, what's the word I'm looking for?

WLCUT?

Trolling.

http://yfrog.com/klig9zyj

"Yeah, I'm going for sure!" James told ESPN The Magazine's Chris Broussard on Thursday night. "Wouldn't miss this one! Biggest game in the world probably."
http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/news/_/id/7098577/lebron-james-attend-first-liverpool-match-saturday-manchester-united

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/32931/fauxlusive-lebrons-email-hacked

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Magic offered a mil for him to do dunk contest?

That miami heat harlem shake vid is oddly perfectly reflective of the player's personalities. Chris Anderson's crazy ass starting if all off. James as the center of attention. I'm guessing it's Wade's fruity ass dressed like a teddy bear?

Getting his Zips HYPE!

Helping the President and insulting Samsung:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1991847-lebron-james-to-promote-affordable-care-act-at-president-obamas-request?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial&hpt=hp_t2

http://appleinsider.com/articles/14/03/12/samsung-sponsor-lebron-james-tweets-out-the-failure-of-his-note-phablet

Waking up and putting his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us.

I saw him on TV getting a blow job by some dude.
What's up with that?

I saw him on TV getting a blow job by some dude.
What's up with that?

Probably Tahoe

-Being THE EASIEST TARGET IN SPORTS

LeBron is trying to figure out how the hell he can make his teammates better by practicing.

I wish I had an Android so I could download the app you guys

biting his nails

Jr. is a winner, just like his dad. http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/07/lebron-james-jr-caught-a-tuna-on-vacation-and-his-dad-went-nuts

Everybody in America should strive to be Lebron. He is the perfect human.

Unsurprising news about LeBron...

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—N.B.A. superstar LeBron James said Tuesday morning that he would announce the name of the team that he is signing with on Thursday at a special session of the United Nations General Assembly to be convened especially for that purpose.

“This decision affects everyone on the planet,” James said. “I want to let all the nations on Earth know at the same time.”

An emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Council on Tuesday was deadlocked on the issue, with seven members wanting James to remain in Miami, seven others hoping for a return to Cleveland, and Lithuania abstaining.

The Miami Heat president, Pat Riley, and the Cleveland Cavaliers owner, Dan Gilbert, both confirmed that they would be in the audience at the United Nations to hear James announce his decision. “I’m not going to lie: I wish he’d tell me in advance,” Riley said. “But I guess I’ll have to wait to hear along with Russia, China, Ecuador, and everybody else. That’s the way LeBron wants it.”

To help him with his decision, the N.B.A. star has assembled an esteemed circle of advisers, including Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and the scientist Stephen Hawking, all of whom are expected to be in attendance for the United Nations announcement.

The U.N. General Secretary, Ban Ki-moon, acknowledged on Tuesday that the world body had many other issues on its plate, including conflicts in the Middle East and Ukraine, but added, “It’s really hard to focus on anything until we know where LeBron is going.”

...but the big deal is that the decision has already been made. Here's the as-yet-unpublished press release:


MIAMI—After viewing its latest pitch highlighting all he could accomplish with its organization, NBA power forward LeBron James confirmed Tuesday that he is currently leaning toward joining the militant Islamic group Al-Qaeda. “I’ve been doing my due diligence, and right now I’m really interested in [Al-Qaeda leader] Ayman al-Zawahiri’s vision and what he has already built over there,” said James, adding that while he has also considered offers from terrorist organizations such as Boko Haram and the Taliban, he believes heading to Al-Qaeda remains his best opportunity to defeat the West in the immediate future. “It seems like they’re open to doing a max deal, but I’d be willing to take a pay cut if that’s what it’ll take for them to bring in a big-time cell leader to work alongside me. Of course, I also can’t ignore their storied history and the fact that they have such a loyal following. I’m certain they have the personnel to take out both L.A. and San Antonio. Overall, I think moving to the Arabian Peninsula is the best option for me right now, and it will help take me to the next level.” At press time, James confirmed that his agent Rich Paul, who has been overseas negotiating with the group, has not been heard from in six days.

WLCUT?

- being underpaid

Just looked at this for the first ever. It's intimidating.
http://lebronjames.com

Looks like some college kid's class project. Or High School maybe.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsNriAlCQAAEI6D.jpg:large

prepping to go to Brazil

GETTING OFF A PLANE IN MIAMI WITH D-WADE!!!

GETTING OFF A PLANE IN MIAMI WITH D-WADE!!!

Where's http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/03/gcelebrities/Jim_Ross-2.jpg when you need him?

https://twitter.com/WTFDetroit_com/status/487456191652827136

This has been a good page to follow/refresh btw
http://hoopshype.com/twitter/media.html

PACKING FOR BRAZIL

HATE Zekyl.

Have always hated him, but it's a good story, IMO.

Reading that essay, I imagined a Detroit athlete doing the exact same thing and it gave me goosebumps.

#truthbomb

Deal with it.

I cried today. Emotional day for me. Thanks Lebron. You mean a lot to me.

hanging with celebs:

http://www.si.com/nba/photos/2014/07/11/celebrities-lebron-james

He's celebrating his pornographic memory:

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/11067098/lebron-james-greatest-weapon-brain

Being a great neighbor! http://mic.com/articles/94830/lebron-james-says-sorry-to-his-neighbors-with-a-personalized-gesture?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social

Being a great neighbor! http://mic.com/articles/94830/lebron-james-says-sorry-to-his-neighbors-with-a-personalized-gesture?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social

"http://i.imgur.com/wjcPx2O.gif"

God I miss the King

http://deadspin.com/lebron-james-doesnt-owe-you-shit-1750443307

Kstat?

http://deadspin.com/lebron-james-doesnt-owe-you-shit-1750443307

Kstat?

Got some "maximum threads reached" error message.

Looks like deadspin is down, hacked?

Try this

http://deadspin.com/lebron-james-doesnt-owe-you-shit-1750443307?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Try this

http://deadspin.com/lebron-james-doesnt-owe-you-shit-1750443307?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Worked.

and Tom's yer uncle... *groan*

Catching a ball to the side of his head.

LeBron is getting mocked as a second-rate has-been by Donald Trump.

Who does CM Punk think he is taking shots at the King?

Can't wait until he lifts the trophy in June

Can't wait until he lifts the trophy in June

What year??

http://www.theonion.com/article/lebron-james-dances-naked-inside-pentagram-black-c-56194

http://www.theonion.com/article/lebron-james-dances-naked-inside-pentagram-black-c-56194



the pounding beat of DMX’s “X Gon’ Give It To Ya” faded into the low hum of Gregorian chanting

Being the kind of dad Lavar Ballsack WISHES he could be.

http://cavaliers.247sports.com/Bolt/LeBron-James-gets-animated-as-he-coaches-his-sons-AAU-team-105683602

Getting ready to watch THE WALL on NBC at 8 pm!!

Executive Producer - LEBRON JAMES

Getting ready to watch THE WALL on NBC at 8 pm!!

Executive Producer - LEBRON JAMES
He took SVG's "form a fucking wall" to heart! Good for him!

LeBron was at Cedar Point. Unlike the last time I was at Cedar Point, he probably didn't get bird shit dumped on him (which prompted a long "Fuck Ohio" rant from me). But, he talked about President Donald "Bird Shit" Trump, so there's proof he lives in the same so-called universe I do.

Sources sayin he's bolting THE LAND after this year. He's real steamed at Dan Gilbert, you guys.

LeBron just got a quadruple double -- 26/11/10/11 turnovers LOL

LeBron stared at Tyronn Lue funny, gave him chest pains, and is now player-coach of the Cavs.

impressive. Most impressive.

Pretty surprised Lue has managed to last this long.

CELEBRATING

Being irritating.

He's working on a Lonzo Ball trade now.

Throwing up the white flag. GSW are at the beginning of their dynasty, so heading to the Lakers to build his off the court biz empire.