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Wilfredo Ledezma
06-23-2009, 11:52 AM
Gm 1: Jackson Vs. Zambrano

Gm 2: Porcello Vs. Harden

Gm 3: Galarraga Vs. Lilly

Cubs: 34-32, 3rd in the NL Central

Tigs: 38-31, 1st in the AL Central


SERIES NOTES

* The Cubbies are hot, having won 4 in a row (just like the Tigers)

* Freddy Dolsi was recalled from AAA to take the bullpen spot of Ryan Perry, who was sent down to work on his command

* Overall, the Cubs have had a terrible season thus far, and a few of their big hitters are really struggling-- Alfonso Soriano (.224), Geovany Soto (.225), Milton Bradley (.247)

* The Cubs best reliever, Angel Guzman, was just placed on the DL

* Leyland might put Magglio Ordonez back in the lineup, but they're 4-0 since the benching

* Aramis Ramirez is still hurt for Chicago

* Tram comes back to CoPa, he's Piniella's bench coach

* The Cubs just got done sweeping the Indians, but don't read too much into it, since Kerry Wood literally giftwrapped two of those games to his former team

* The last time the Cubs came to CoPa, was in 2001, the year Sammy Sosa hit .368 with 64 HR and 160 RBI

* I'm sure Metro-Detroit's seemingly medium-sized oriental population (http://www.pokemon.com/) will make their way down to Detroit to see Koskue Fukudome, just as they do when Ichiro, Dice-K, and Matsui come to town

Glenn
06-23-2009, 11:59 AM
Cut Soriano! Cut Bradley! Cut Soto!

"Oriental" was not a surprise, considering the source. Pretty ironic/fitting with the Cubs/Harry Caray connection, though.

Wilfredo Ledezma
06-23-2009, 12:03 PM
Oriental = Vietnam, China, Japan, both Korea's, Taiwan, Hawai'i...

Glenn
06-23-2009, 12:04 PM
Rugs are oriental, people aren't.

It's a slur. Asian might have been a better choice, but who cares.

darkobetterthanmelo
06-23-2009, 12:05 PM
Oriental = Vietnam, China, Japan, both Korea's, Taiwan, Hawai'i...


lol @ hawaii

Glenn
06-23-2009, 12:16 PM
I wonder how many Cubs fans there are going to be in the CoPa?

Vinny
06-23-2009, 12:35 PM
Terrible. Pokemon? Really??

Hermy
06-23-2009, 12:42 PM
I'm going Thursday. With my wife. And baby. And friend. And his wife. And baby. And friend. And baby. And neice. And friend. And her husband. Should be a blast in 90 degree heat.

darkobetterthanmelo
06-23-2009, 12:44 PM
I'm going Thursday. With my wife. And baby. And friend. And his wife. And baby. And friend. And baby. And neice. And friend. And her husband. Should be a blast in 90 degree heat.


Get the terrace seats, best investment you can make.

darkobetterthanmelo
06-23-2009, 12:44 PM
wtf happened to the Cubs hitters? Oh well, nothing like a series with the Tigers to get those numbers back up.

Hermy
06-23-2009, 12:51 PM
Get the terrace seats, best investment you can make.


I have a Tiger's Den pass. I get SRO tix, then in the 4th inning head up and watch the air conditioned game against the glass and drink long islands long after the rest of the park is cut off.

darkobetterthanmelo
06-23-2009, 01:07 PM
I have a Tiger's Den pass. I get SRO tix, then in the 4th inning head up and watch the air conditioned game against the glass and drink long islands long after the rest of the park is cut off.

Smart.

I will NEVER go to a day game in the summer again. There is nothing else in this world worse than sitting through a 3 hour game while you are hot and sweaty.

DrRay11
06-23-2009, 01:37 PM
Yah, fuck summer day games. I much prefer night games.

UxKa
06-23-2009, 04:19 PM
* The Cubs best reliever, Angel Guzman, was just placed on the DL


Really man? Really? Look he's not bad, but there's a few guys I'd rather have on the mound ahead of him.


GO CUBS!!!

Hermy
06-23-2009, 04:28 PM
Smart.

I will NEVER go to a day game in the summer again. There is nothing else in this world worse than sitting through a 3 hour game while you are hot and sweaty.


And sunburned. I got fried 2 years ago. My fucking knees blistered (no homo).

Timone
06-23-2009, 04:30 PM
Really man? Really? Look he's not bad, but there's a few guys I'd rather have on the mound ahead of him.


GO CUBS!!!

You guys are going down!

Glenn
06-23-2009, 04:43 PM
I'm keeping an eye on Crazy Carlos tonight, something tells me he could blow a gasket again.

UxKa
06-23-2009, 05:04 PM
I'm keeping an eye on Crazy Carlos tonight, something tells me he could blow a gasket again.

touche

Wilfredo Ledezma
06-23-2009, 06:15 PM
Really man? Really? Look he's not bad, but there's a few guys I'd rather have on the mound ahead of him.


GO CUBS!!!


Marmol has worse control than Rodney.

Kevin Gregg = Todd Jones

Aaron Heilman has always been garbage

and David Patton is a bum

they shouldve kept Wuertz

UxKa
06-23-2009, 06:26 PM
Marmol has worse control than Rodney.

Kevin Gregg = Todd Jones

Aaron Heilman has always been garbage

and David Patton is a bum

they shouldve kept Wuertz

Yes they should have kept Wuertz, and Eyre.

Don't forget Marshall... he is unspectacular but solid, and gets outs.

Marmol... he is on or off like a switch. When he is on he is unhittable, when he is off the batters themselves are quite hittable. In a crucial situation, I'd still put him on the mound first for at least one batter to see what kind of day he is having. If it's a good day, he will absolutely pitch you out of any situation.

My vote is still out on Gregg. Not much to say about Heilman or Patton.

UxKa
06-23-2009, 07:12 PM
GAME ON!!!!

Vinny
06-23-2009, 07:21 PM
Way to work out of a jam for E-Jax!

Curtis with a leadoff double.

Vinny
06-23-2009, 07:22 PM
Yow, stand up RBI Triple for PP!

Vinny
06-23-2009, 07:59 PM
86 MPH Changeup for Edwin. I forgive DD for the Willis extension the way this guy's been pitching.

Timone
06-23-2009, 08:00 PM
Hopefully we don't lose it for Jackson because of these opportunities we haven't been capitalizing on.

DrRay11
06-23-2009, 08:06 PM
^Probably will.

Timone
06-23-2009, 08:06 PM
troo

DrRay11
06-23-2009, 08:51 PM
INGESPIRE!

DrRay11
06-23-2009, 09:03 PM
LOL, Joel's last pitch read 104. yearight

Tahoe
06-23-2009, 09:05 PM
I wish I had a name like Micah Hoffpower

Vinny
06-23-2009, 09:06 PM
Fuck that.

Tahoe
06-23-2009, 09:06 PM
Dog snot!

DrRay11
06-23-2009, 09:06 PM
Fuckin' A, fuck life.

Vinny
06-23-2009, 09:07 PM
I blame Gl'enn.

Timone
06-23-2009, 09:07 PM
Way to go Joel.

Tahoe
06-23-2009, 09:40 PM
Oh baby

Tahoe
06-23-2009, 09:40 PM
2 run jack

DrRay11
06-23-2009, 09:40 PM
Ah, all better.

Timone
06-23-2009, 09:40 PM
RaBURNED!!!

Tahoe
06-23-2009, 09:40 PM
Hard to believe from Rayburn.

Tahoe
06-23-2009, 09:41 PM
That was sweet

Timone
06-23-2009, 09:43 PM
No need to cry, UxKa. Just one game.

UxKa
06-23-2009, 10:03 PM
No need to cry, UxKa. Just one game.

Your mom.

UxKa
06-23-2009, 10:05 PM
Also...

Marmol: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 3 K

I stand by my previous statement.

MoTown
06-23-2009, 10:37 PM
That Cubs fan that was crying after Raburn hit the home run was priceless.

Timone
06-24-2009, 12:57 AM
Your mom.



























:jvb:

Glenn
06-24-2009, 07:48 AM
I blame Gl'enn.

What they gonna say now? WAHT THEY GONNA SAY NOW?

Tahoe
06-24-2009, 07:29 PM
Damn...almost a triple play

Timone
06-24-2009, 08:08 PM
I hate this Hoffpauir guy. There's only one Hoff, you son of a bitch...

Tahoe
06-24-2009, 08:27 PM
I like this Jerry Lairry guy.

Tahoe
06-24-2009, 08:28 PM
Now lets see what fagbreath can do.

DrRay11
06-24-2009, 08:46 PM
FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

Tahoe
06-24-2009, 08:47 PM
3 on, no outs, not looking good.

btw...I really want to use these ; things, but it's been so long since I took an english class I have no idea how to use them; but I'm going to start.

Tahoe
06-24-2009, 08:48 PM
FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukidome....

Timone
06-24-2009, 08:48 PM
I H8 N8

Tahoe
06-24-2009, 08:50 PM
From N8 to Miner; not good.

Timone
06-24-2009, 08:51 PM
:howdidwegetminer:

Tahoe
06-24-2009, 09:10 PM
did y'all see the thighs on that one chick...cut off shorts...Oh babay

Tahoe
06-24-2009, 09:12 PM
Suck that Lou!

Timone
06-24-2009, 09:23 PM
If I told you I was a B.L. fan, I'd be Lyon. hahahahaz

MoTown
06-24-2009, 09:35 PM
Lyon has actually been pretty good lately.

My cable just went out - you guys need to keep me updated on the game now.

Hermy
06-24-2009, 09:40 PM
Inge failed.

Wizzle
06-24-2009, 10:17 PM
Rodney is doing his best to blow this

MoTown
06-24-2009, 10:18 PM
Maybe I should be happy my cable is out. Rodney on GameCast is pissing me off enough...

Wizzle
06-24-2009, 10:20 PM
in just about every other park, that would've been a blown save

Hermy
06-24-2009, 10:25 PM
pitch was 6 inches high, called a strike to end it.

Wizzle
06-24-2009, 10:25 PM
well, he's been calling that a strike all night......but that was high

oh well.....TIGERS WIN!

MoTown
06-24-2009, 10:26 PM
^Sweet. I don't care how the Tigers win, as long as they win. (I feel like I've said that at least 15 times this season)

Tahoe
06-24-2009, 10:35 PM
Expect a not-so-good outcome tomorrow; I'll take 2 of 3 though.

Hermy
06-24-2009, 10:36 PM
Expect a not-so-good outcome tomorrow; I'll take 2 of 3 though.


I expect a rain issue.

DrRay11
06-25-2009, 01:16 PM
Why do you suck, Armando? Why???

DrRay11
06-25-2009, 01:27 PM
Should be 3-1... fuckmyface

MoTown
06-25-2009, 01:27 PM
Well that sucks. Throw the red challenge flag!

DrRay11
06-25-2009, 02:14 PM
MAGGS! LOL he looked surprised after he hit it!

Vinny
06-25-2009, 03:18 PM
That's a bad call, he never had that.

Oh well, DUSTY TIME!

Glenn
06-25-2009, 03:20 PM
Raburn has been really impressive lately.

Vinny
06-25-2009, 03:36 PM
Despite the homer, Rodney's changeup looks NASTY right now.

DrRay11
06-25-2009, 03:38 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Timone
06-25-2009, 03:40 PM
10 GAMES OVER!!!

Fool
06-25-2009, 03:40 PM
Gotta love a strike out to end the game.

Vinny
06-25-2009, 03:42 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

MoTown
06-25-2009, 04:59 PM
^Love seeing that picture.

Also Dusty is unstoppable. Did you guys see him steal the base and then slide over the bag purposly because he was bored of being on the bases?

Glenn
06-25-2009, 05:00 PM
^that's funny

MoTown
06-26-2009, 09:49 PM
Wil - we're on a roll. You need to make the Houston thread.