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Uncle Mxy
06-20-2009, 08:27 AM
Someone actually released a press release with:
"SEX IS MAIN CAUSE OF POPULATION GROWTH "

http://www.optimumpopulation.org/releases/opt.release26Mar09.htm


Conventional economic wisdom, which says that couples in poorer societies actively plan to have large families to compensate for high child mortality, to provide labour, and to care for parents in their old age, is wrong, Professor John Guillebaud will tell a conference on sustainable population today.

Economists overlook the fact that sexual intercourse is more frequent than the minimum needed for intentional conceptions, and that half of pregnancies worldwide are unplanned. Moreover, demand for contraception increases when it is available, irrespective of a society’s wealth or child survival rates.

DennyMcLain
06-20-2009, 10:18 AM
New Study Reveals Bukdow Prefers Rich Mahogany

A new study released today in Wood Weekly revealed that Bukdow prefers the smell and feel of rich mahogany over all other types and treatments of wood.

Zip Goshboots
06-20-2009, 12:11 PM
"half of pregnancies are unplanned"??

BULLSHIT. I'd say that figure is closer to 75% or more.

The real reason people have kids is this: Because they got nothing better to do, they think they HAVE to do it, and they are severely misguided because they suffer from serious cultural lag.

It is a fact that, especially in industrialized and post-industrialized societies, children are a liability. Day care, health care, culture, the breaking down of the myth of the "nuclear family," burgeoning debt, societal breakdown, and the longer life spans all contribute to the fact that having children is really more of a pain in the ass and not very beneficial to THEM anymore.

I especially love the myth that children will be there to take care of you when you get old. And what is behind that philosophy? The last fucking thing I would want for my kids is to have them worried about changing my depends or making sure I take my 96 pills everyday just so I can squeeze out a few extra years at the end of my life not knowing who the hell they are and drooling on myself. As for me--I couldn't imagine not hitting the road in my RV and finally enjoying life without having kids to yell at or bail out of trouble, but instead having to babysit their little brats. And oh yeah--in today's world--they'll be able to take care of you--IF there were any more jobs that people could rely on that offer stability, rather than either a constant layoff threat or having to move every three years. I live on a block with a lot of old farts--and they sit in their homes alone day after day after day. Half their kids live 1000 miles away, and, like most people, they and the other half don't get along.

Other cultures may have that "extended family" thing--generations of families growing up and old together--but Western society is built on the "rugged individual" that leaves the nest to set out on his own and be by and for HIMSELF. And as other cultures become more industrial, more "western"--their old farts will spend their last years getting hip replacements and popping a handful of pills every three hours while trying to remember their own names and having nothing bit puctures of their kids to talk to when they are abandoned. And rightfully so: Kids don't fucking ask to be born, and they shouldn't have to spend their adult lives cleaning up their parents' shit.

Vinny
06-20-2009, 12:17 PM
Begging for it.... (http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf)

Train Wreck
06-20-2009, 12:53 PM
The whole "Who's gonna take care of you when your older" Myth is comical to me as well.

First of all, If I need someone to take care of me when I'm older, I'm gonna have more than enough money to pay someone to do so. (not to mention that my fiancee is 6 years younger than me so that should help as well) : )

Why? You may ask...

Because of all the damn money that I'm gonna be saving by not having kids to begin with.

Today's world is fucked. The last thing I want to do is to

1.) Make it harder on me.
2.) Bring someone into this world and force them to deal with all this shit.

DrRay11
06-20-2009, 02:03 PM
^ A lot of troof there.

Zip Goshboots
06-20-2009, 04:29 PM
The whole "Who's gonna take care of you when your older" Myth is comical to me as well.

First of all, If I need someone to take care of me when I'm older, I'm gonna have more than enough money to pay someone to do so. (not to mention that my fiancee is 6 years younger than me so that should help as well) : )

Why? You may ask...

Because of all the damn money that I'm gonna be saving by not having kids to begin with.

Today's world is fucked. The last thing I want to do is to

1.) Make it harder on me.
2.) Bring someone into this world and force them to deal with all this shit.

You are wise, young man. Your decision to not have children is a most unselfish one. You will benefit from that FAR FAR MORE than you will ever know, and far far more than the rest of the miserable fucks who have them will, or will concede as to how much they wish they could switch places with you.
This is no longer a world for children, certainly not our style of having them and hoping it all works out.

Glenn
06-20-2009, 09:34 PM
Post #2 was funny.

Thanks, Denny.

Uncle Mxy
08-03-2009, 07:02 PM
Attractive women get fucked more and have more kids -- film at 11!!

http://www.forbes.com/2009/07/27/women-attractiveness-study-markets-faces-science.html?feed=rss_personalfinance

Higherwarrior
08-03-2009, 09:40 PM
^ for real though. there's no doubt women are getting hotter and hotter. i feel like a huge creep when i'm checking some chick who i assume to be younger than she looks and i'm STILL off by 5-7 years. well, i guess i am a creep.

but when a chick looks 25 but you figure she's 18 and she turns out to be 13....then we're all in trouble. this happened to me recently and i've never been more disgusted with myself.

Darth Thanatos
08-04-2009, 02:23 AM
It's their fault for looking older than what they really are, not mine. I'm looking.

Higherwarrior
08-04-2009, 07:03 PM
so long as you're only looking. otherwise a judge and 12 of your peers will tell you quite differently; that it is your fault.

UxKa
08-04-2009, 07:07 PM
I've totally carded chicks before lol.

Darth Thanatos
08-04-2009, 10:54 PM
so long as you're only looking. otherwise a judge and 12 of your peers will tell you quite differently; that it is your fault.


Well duh.

Higherwarrior
08-05-2009, 09:15 PM
your sarcasm makes you sound bitter, as if you learned that lesson the hard way.

Timone
08-05-2009, 09:48 PM
your sarcasm makes you sound bitter, as if you learned that lesson the hard way.

lol he said hard

Uncle Mxy
09-04-2009, 11:00 PM
Job insecurity is very stressful -- who knew!?

http://www.wwj.com/pages/5095456.php?


"It may seem surprising that chronically high job-insecurity is more strongly linked with health declines than actual job loss or unemployment," said Burgard, who is also affiliated with UM's Department of Sociology and School of Public Health.

Michigan state tax dollars paid for this stunning bit of insight.

Uncle Mxy
09-08-2009, 05:36 PM
Men lose their minds when talking with attractive women -- big fucking shocker!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6132718/Men-lose-their-minds-speaking-to-pretty-women.html

Uncle Mxy
09-30-2009, 03:51 PM
People say they don't like an advertisement surveillance society -- who knew?!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/30/business/media/30adco.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss

People say they like advertisement surveillance societies a lot more when they are given free trinkets, which just goes to show you the limits of privacy's worth.

Uncle Mxy
10-14-2009, 12:04 PM
Prison gives a jailed computer miscreant a computer and they fuck things up. I never would've guessed...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/09/27/conputer-meltdown-115875-21703149/

Uncle Mxy
01-06-2010, 07:17 AM
Don't pay to get your own marijuana back...

http://www.miamiherald.com/416/story/1410032.html?storylink=omni_popular

Uncle Mxy
02-02-2010, 12:31 AM
The essence of this thread can be found here:

http://www.sacbee.com/273/story/2498041.html

Uncle Mxy
02-04-2010, 12:00 AM
New Study Proves Larger Portions Expand Waistlines

http://news.ulster.ac.uk/releases/2010/4822.html

DrRay11
02-04-2010, 08:09 AM
^^lol, I was going to say no shit, but then I looked at the thread title.

Uncle Mxy
04-02-2011, 01:00 PM
I can't believe these idiots were actually surprised that unemployed people were discriminated against in hiring practices:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/04/110401121446.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Uncle Mxy
11-16-2011, 04:59 AM
Sex with animals can lead to penis cancer and other venereal diseases... really... really?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/11/sex-with-animals-penis-cancer_n_1088874.html

Vinny
11-16-2011, 09:59 AM
#ripgiffman

geerussell
11-16-2011, 04:32 PM
Sex with animals can lead to penis cancer and other venereal diseases... really... really?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/11/sex-with-animals-penis-cancer_n_1088874.html


Zequi's study is based on a questionnaire about personal and sexual habits completed by 118 penile cancer patients and 374 healthy men recruited between 2009 and 2010.

The amazing part to me is they self-identify on a survey.

mercury
11-17-2011, 01:49 AM
The essence of this thread can be found here:

http://www.sacbee.com/273/story/2498041.html
Looks like a govt cover up... nobody wants us to see these pieces.

Uncle Mxy
11-17-2011, 03:39 AM
mercury, I dug up the complete article:


Months of planning and hypothesizing presumably took place. Weeks of research compiled, numbers crunched, data analyzed. Days of rigorous revision to prepare for publication.

Finally, in this month’s Journal of Social and Clinical Psychology, a University of Rochester study revealed that ...

People are happier on weekends.

The study got gussied up and slapped with a fancy, syndrome-like sobriquet, “The Weekend Effect.” But essentially, it’s telling us that we feel better and enjoy the freedom of weekends as opposed to the soul-crushing, punch-the-clock workweek.

To which many might say, “Well, duh!”

It’s no revelation to followers of 1980s “big hair” bands who headbanged to Loverboy’s “Working for the Weekend.” But then, lead singer Mike Reno never had hard data to back up his claim. Richard Ryan, a professor of psychology at the University of Rochester, does.

As Ryan explained in a news release, “Our findings highlight just how important free time is to an individual’s well-being.”

To which many might ask, “They get paid for studying that?”

Giving Ryan the benefit of the doubt, The Sacramento Bee contacted him and tactfully asked, “Well, isn’t this a tad obvious?” He replied via e-mail that “we were even more interested in why” people are happier on weekends.

Short answer: They don’t have to work.

Oh, and this: “We were also identifying the time course of the WEE (weekend effect), showing that it begins Friday afternoon but sadly ends Sunday afternoon. As people anticipate the next day, mood goes down.”

Really?

So maybe we’re being a little harsh on this one study. It’s not as if it stands alone in the annals of “Duh!” research. It’s simply the latest example of academic and scientific exploration that confirms what sensible people already know.

To wit:

* “People’s Clothing Behavior According to External Weather and Indoor Environment,” in the journal Building and Environment, 2007. Major finding: When it’s cold, people wear more clothes.
* “Integrating Cues of Social Interest and Voice Pitch in Men’s Preferences for Women’s Voices,” in Biology Letters, 2008. Major finding: Men are attracted to women who like them.
* “Characteristics Associated With Older Adolescents Who Have a Television in Their Bedrooms,” in Pediatrics, 2008. Major finding: Teenagers with TVs in their room watch more TV.
* “Effects of Acute Alcohol Consumption on Ratings of Attractiveness of Facial Stimuli,” in Alcohol and Alcoholism, 2008. Major finding: “Alcohol consumption increases ratings of attractiveness. ... (It) can persist up to 24 hours after consumption, but only in male participants when rating female faces.”

That last one is the “beer goggles” study that garnered chuckles from scores of media outlets when it was released.

But whether studies are meant to be serious (“Eighty-five percent of headache sufferers would be happier without headaches,” National Headache Foundation) or frivolous (“Smoking pot gives us the munchies,” Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences), somebody apparently must tackle the job of quantifying the obvious.

At least, that’s one of the theories offered by Marc Abrahams, a Harvard scientist and co-founder of the magazine Annals of Improbable Research. (He’s the guy who, every October, awards the Ig Nobel Prize for wacky research.)

Abrahams doesn’t have any hard data, but anecdotally, he breaks down the people who do “obvious” studies thus:

* Researchers who are oblivious to the obvious.
* Researchers who seek to prove the obvious wrong.
* Researchers who need data to confirm a belief so that programs can be funded.

“The first type is the most fun for everybody else,” Abrahams says from his office in Cambridge, Mass. “By everybody, I mean even the individuals who work with them. They usually find that an amusing thing.”

The last type, he says, is the most politicized.

“It is usually some political fight,” Abrahams says, “and nobody will do a thing about (an issue) until somebody comes up and says, ‘OK, I’ve got numbers. It was foolish that somebody had to go to all the time and trouble to do this, but now that somebody has, we can all agree it’s time to do something.’”

Abrahams’ online magazine (you can read it at http://improbable.com) devotes a section, called “Soft Is Hard,” to obvious studies. It suggests that “soft science” (sociology, psychology) lends itself to such research.

“If you’re really trying to find out the way people behave or think, how do you even start?” Abrahams says. “If you’re figuring out how two different kinds of rock behave, there are all kinds of things to measure and test. But if you’re looking at why somebody falls in love, what on earth do you measure?”

So Abrahams is not completely scornful of the obvious.

“I’m not saying they deserve mockery,” he says. “But if you’re at all awake, you should already know this stuff.”

Where is the research to back up that claim?

Well, there’s a 2001 study by Texas Christian University researchers, published in the journal Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin. It is titled: “That’s Completely Obvious ... and Important: Lay Judgments of Social Psychological Findings.”

Uncle Mxy
12-13-2011, 09:32 AM
Study confirms beer goggles can lead to unsafe sex

http://www.northwestohio.com/news/story.aspx?id=696626

Uncle Mxy
02-03-2012, 12:19 PM
Hand Counts of Votes May Cause Errors

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/02/120202151713.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Uncle Mxy
03-05-2012, 10:54 AM
If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.


Couples who are married or living together will probably have more trouble parenting as a team if they have been violent toward one another during pregnancy, according to a team of psychologists


http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/03/120302132424.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Uncle Mxy
03-09-2012, 09:27 AM
"Want to Limit Aggression? Practice Self-Control"

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/03/120308120028.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Really? Sometimes this shit is just too easy...

Uncle Mxy
03-13-2012, 06:32 AM
"Spring Break Ritual Could Lead to Brain Damage" -- this must have been an excuse for scientists to go on a kegger:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/03/120312135111.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Uncle Mxy
04-19-2012, 12:30 PM
If your finger follows the words as you read to a child, they'll learn to read better.
I think I got the memo on that decades ago.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/04/120417080106.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Uncle Mxy
04-20-2012, 04:10 PM
No shit! This was news?!


Adam Silver: NBA prefers 82 games
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/7833774/nba-deputy-commissioner-adam-silver-says-nba-prefers-82-games-not-66

Uncle Mxy
07-19-2012, 12:31 PM
Researchers at the University of Iowa have found that police officers who sleep fewer than six hours per night are more susceptible to chronic fatigue and health problems
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/07/120718122734.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

And of course, that doesn't prevent them from working the night shift then showing up in court during business hours for overtime pay. ;)

Uncle Mxy
07-31-2012, 12:21 AM
Psychological Abuse Puts Children at Risk

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/07/120730094134.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Uncle Mxy
10-10-2012, 12:58 PM
Female Genital Mutilation Significantly Reduces Sexual Quality of Life, Study Finds
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/10/121009192614.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Because nothing says "good sex life" to a woman like cutting off their clit and labia.

Uncle Mxy
11-29-2012, 06:51 AM
"Bankruptcy unattractive option for Detroit"

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20121129/METRO01/211290392/Bankruptcy-unattractive-option-for-Detroit?google_editors_picks=true

Thank you for that stirring insight, Detroit News!

Uncle Mxy
03-19-2013, 10:49 PM
Conscientious people have higher GPAs. I never would have foreseen that, nosirreee...
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/03/130319124310.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Uncle Mxy
04-03-2013, 07:17 AM
MANBOOBS SUCK!

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/04/130402124332.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Uncle Mxy
05-08-2013, 08:28 AM
Many Parents Multi-Task While Driving Kids
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/05/130506095411.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

If someone paid me as much as they paid the U-M research team, I'd come to that conclusion and make animated Powerpoint slides for free!

Uncle Mxy
09-13-2013, 09:05 AM
Youth More Likely to Be Bullied at Schools With Anti-Bullying Programs
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/09/130912203337.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29
Tell kids don't do something and they do it.
Duh.

Uncle Mxy
10-30-2013, 12:33 PM
Researchers will do anything to do research in titty bars


Study: Men do indeed ogle women's bodies
http://www.freep.com/article/20131029/FEATURES01/310290076/men-women-s-bodies-ogling

Uncle Mxy
12-05-2013, 12:33 AM
Studies: Moral Outrage May Influence Jurors
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/12/131203141808.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily% 3A+Latest+Science+News%29

Uncle Mxy
05-27-2014, 07:45 AM
Stress in relationships may raise risk of death, especially when you're right and she's wrong

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/mobile/?articleID=2000122589&story_title=Stress%20in%20%20relationships%20may%2 0raise%20risk%20of%20death/lifestyle/

Uncle Mxy
07-18-2014, 03:14 PM
If you look at her T&A, you're in it for lust, not love.
Shit, I need to get paid for this groundbreaking research:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/07/140717124530.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28Latest+Scienc e+News+--+ScienceDaily%29

Uncle Mxy
10-07-2014, 10:36 AM
"Sexting leads to increased sexual behavior, study shows"
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141006085345.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28Latest+Scienc e+News+--+ScienceDaily%29

Hate to break it to ya, but sexting IS sexual behavior!

Uncle Mxy
02-09-2015, 11:35 AM
Awkward positions cause back pain -- was it THAT hard for them to find Kama Sutra practitioners?
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/02/150209083503.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28Latest+Scienc e+News+--+ScienceDaily%29

Uncle Mxy
03-13-2015, 01:58 PM
Presentation is key in patient information, research suggests
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/03/150313083414.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28Latest+Scienc e+News+--+ScienceDaily%29
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Mexican_ca5217_1872822.jpg

Uncle Mxy
08-28-2015, 11:51 PM
Older adults possess important forms of expertise
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/08/150828102259.htm

"No, older adults just exist to fuck up the lives of younger ones and should be euthanized in the name of glorious fertilizer."

Uncle Mxy
09-23-2015, 02:33 AM
Raising children with females who take advantage drive men to early graves:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/09/150922104013.htm

Uncle Mxy
10-08-2015, 07:41 AM
"Sex is more likely on days college students use marijuana or binge drink"

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/10/151007144852.htm

Uncle Mxy
10-16-2015, 10:37 AM
http://thedailywtf.com/images/15/q3/e185/Pic-1.jpg

Uncle Mxy
06-02-2016, 12:03 AM
Employers want college grads to provide blowjobs:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/06/160601132144.htm

Uncle Mxy
06-21-2016, 03:27 AM
Doctors can be bribed with food, and pricier food leads to more influence:

https://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2016/06/20/free-meals-for-doctors-sway-their-drug-prescribing-study-says/glRyPEsLpFw1vpvhyKrQxJ/story.html

Uncle Mxy
02-19-2017, 06:17 AM
If people were well, they wouldn't be sick:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/02/170217095851.htm

Uncle Mxy
03-07-2017, 06:26 PM
Everything is awesome when you're getting laid:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sex-last-night-feel-happier-at-work-today/

Uncle Mxy
04-15-2017, 05:12 AM
Pistons' SVG: Drummond may need to shoot free throws a 'different way'

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nba/pistons/2017/04/14/detroit-pistons-andre-drummond-stan-van-gundy/100484392/

Ya think!?!??!

Fool
04-16-2017, 04:50 PM
That's a bullshit headline. He's the quote.


But he went away from his routine of walking to center court before foul shots. When he returned to the routine, his confidence was shot. [lol at the secret to free throws being walking to mid-court.]
Van Gundy seemed to indicate previous efforts for improvement have not worked and he is going to suggest other avenues.
“We need to talk about that direction,” Van Gundy said. "I’ll talk to (general manager) Jeff about it for ideas and things like that. Certainly it’s an issue that is one need to address and probably in a different way.”

Uncle Mxy
04-16-2017, 08:19 PM
The real bullshit in that article is the very next sentence.


Van Gundy said Drummond will take the next two months to stay away from basketball before beginning off-season workouts in June.

Drummond should be taking a couple hundred free throws per day, if nothing else. Every day. Every fucking day.
He needs to get to the point where he feels confident he can make it, by virtue of having made it again and again.
He needs to get his fundamentals in order, so he won't go "mental midget" as the season progresses. *deep sigh*

Uncle Mxy
12-06-2017, 11:42 AM
If you treat her that way, what do you expect?

Spanking can lead to relationship violence, study says
http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/05/health/spanking-dating-violence-study/index.html
Yes, I know the article doesn't say that, but the title sure made me think BDSM.

Uncle Mxy
12-21-2017, 11:40 PM
I'll drink to that!

Inebriation at sporting events is a problem
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/12/171221123156.htm

Uncle Mxy
07-13-2018, 05:15 AM
Teen controls do not stop parents from fucking up their computers.

Parental controls do not stop teens from seeing pornography
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/07/180712114610.htm

Uncle Mxy
06-10-2020, 09:33 AM
Glad that COVID-19 has elevated researcher to find subtle things no one could have imagined:

Unexpected uncertainty can breed paranoia
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/06/200609144446.htm

Uncle Mxy
08-25-2020, 04:46 PM
Glad we got that cleared up.

COVID-19 taking a toll on everyday lives, research suggests
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/08/200825110606.htm

Uncle Mxy
10-02-2020, 08:33 AM
Shocking!

Americans are drinking more alcohol than in 2019

https://www.axios.com/adults-alcohol-consumption-pandemic-317b3541-e2b1-463c-a195-790c978fe814.html

Uncle Mxy
12-01-2020, 06:56 AM
Study Confirms Nose Holes Connect to Lungs
Below-the-nose mask wearers shocked by science

https://medium.com/muddyum/study-confirms-nose-holes-connect-to-lungs-f8117bcd8c52?source=social.fb&_branch_match_id=862232488096085694

Uncle Mxy
12-30-2020, 01:07 PM
Study: Aging Slowed — By Eating Less?
https://www.studyfinds.org/study-finds-that-eating-less-can-slow-aging/

Newsflash... If you stop eating, you die and cease to age! Wowzers!

Uncle Mxy
01-03-2021, 09:11 AM
How lyrical!

Cocaine Use Linked To Unsafe Sex, Study Finds
https://www.studyfinds.org/study-finds-cocaine-sex-condom-use/
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Uncle Mxy
03-09-2021, 04:23 PM
'roids shrink your balls -- no one ever heard that before!?

Steroid abuse by men leads to long-lasting impaired testicular function
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2021/03/210309091308.htm

Uncle Mxy
06-11-2021, 03:42 AM
Gee... ya think?!

Most mass shooters had undiagnosed and unmedicated psychiatric disorders, study reveals
https://www.studyfinds.org/mass-shooters-psychiatric-disorders/

Uncle Mxy
10-17-2021, 03:05 PM
Science has finally found... squirrels!

Behavior resembling human ADHD seen in dogs
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2021/10/211015184215.htm

Uncle Mxy
10-25-2021, 07:53 AM
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/wayne/2021/10/24/taylor-mayor-bribery-conspiracy-rick-sollars-shady-awad/6167264001/

Real Estate Developer Shady Awad, 41, of Allen Park, pleaded guilty Friday to conspiring to commit bribery
The guy's name is Shady and hes a real estate developer and crook? C'mon... this shit is too easy!

Glenn
01-22-2022, 04:08 PM
Let me try this

https://www.thirstyfornews.com/2022/01/21/autopsy-reveals-steroids-contributed-to-george-petersons-passing/

Uncle Mxy
03-09-2022, 11:01 AM
Being an asshole is a barrier to addressing the fact that they're sexist too? Do tell. Sheesh.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2022/03/220308155647.htm

Uncle Mxy
07-27-2022, 01:07 PM
Our social interactions begin at a young age

In related news, I was born when I was very young.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2022/07/220727110250.htm

Uncle Mxy
10-13-2022, 03:41 PM
Medical jargon is source of confusion for non-physicians
This blatant intrarectalcranialitis calls for a cephalanalectomy.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2022/10/221013114805.htm

Uncle Mxy
10-23-2022, 11:43 AM
AI can't compete with humans for flagging disgusting shit on the Interwebz. Never compete with humanity when 'fucked' is on the line.

https://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2022-10-20/behind-tiktoks-boom-a-legion-of-traumatised-10-a-day-content-moderators

Uncle Mxy
03-22-2024, 08:43 AM
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/03/240320160452.htm

Earlier retirement for people with chronic musculoskeletal pain
Musculoskeletal pain is forcing older adults out of the workforce sooner than expected

So lemme get this straight... if you're constantly hurting, you might quit working.
News to me!

Uncle Mxy
11-16-2024, 02:21 PM
https://studyfinds.org/financial-toxicity-in-healthcare/

Financial toxicity in healthcare can turn medical issues into economic ?torture?
Medical billing is bad and can fuck you up?!?!?
We needed to science the shit out of this, sure!

Uncle Mxy
12-17-2024, 11:55 PM
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/12/241217130822.htm

Biased language in clinical handoffs may negatively impact patient care

If you call a patient a worthless piece of shit fat fuck who deserved to have that heart attack, it might impact their quality of care. Shocker.

Uncle Mxy
02-19-2025, 12:22 AM
https://i.postimg.cc/vHV8x7sR/image.jpg

Uncle Mxy
03-01-2025, 06:26 AM
https://i.postimg.cc/TYFdvfMb/image.jpg

Uncle Mxy
03-30-2025, 10:12 AM
Was there ever a doubt?

Straight man?s ?love of breasts is innate, not imposed by culture?
https://www.thetimes.com/uk/science/article/straight-mans-love-of-breasts-is-innate-not-imposed-by-culture-8mlztjtdq

Uncle Mxy
04-01-2025, 07:48 PM
Unsurprising.

https://i.postimg.cc/jjkGgjWJ/image.jpg

Uncle Mxy
04-09-2025, 10:32 AM
But the King of England and Gwyneth Paltrow said it was ok!!!?? WTF?!?!? LOL

Pouring Coffee Into Your Rectum Isn't Worth The Risk, Says Expert
https://www.sciencealert.com/pouring-coffee-into-your-rectum-isnt-worth-the-risk-says-expert