http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=reilly_rick&id=4263659


It's this past May's Minnesota College Athletic Conference state tourney, and Central Lakes College is tied with Rochester, 0-0, bottom of the seventh and final inning. Central Lakes pitcher Olivia Graham has her first no-hitter going. Now, with Central Lakes at bat, she just has to hope her team can score a run to lock it up.

Sure enough, Central's freshman first baseman, Ashly Erickson, rips one over the fence. Game over. Madness erupts. As Erickson and her cantaloupe smile round third, some teammates high-five her. It's the greatest moment in her short softball life.

But when she touches the plate, the Rochester players begin shouting, "That's an out! She's out!" Then Musgjerd helpfully tells the ump that Erickson should be out since, according to the rules, teammates aren't allowed to "touch a batter or baserunner legally running the bases."

That ump deserves to never umpire a game again.

If you read the article, it states that isn't even the rule: you get a warning first.

And the other coach should be ashamed of herself. She's the type of person that you hope falls in Elephant Shit.

or is standing next to an exploding sperm whale

or is standing next to an exploding sperm whale


that made me laugh out loud

^the kids call that "lol"