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Glenn
06-12-2009, 03:04 PM
What should it be?

Fool
06-12-2009, 03:04 PM
thx gla

Glenn
06-12-2009, 03:05 PM
I'm not sure that would catch on.

Glenn
06-12-2009, 03:07 PM
Thou shall not make death threats via PM on message boards.

Fool
06-12-2009, 03:11 PM
I was just joking about commandments 1 - 10

Glenn
06-12-2009, 03:52 PM
Maybe it should include something about neck tats?

Fool
06-12-2009, 04:00 PM
Is the only thread you've ever made that I was the only person to post in?

Timone
06-12-2009, 04:01 PM
I was just joking about commandments 1 - 10

I sat here trying to think of something better... and I just couldn't do it.

Tahoe
06-12-2009, 04:01 PM
Thou shalt think it be ok for your brother to drink beer

UxKa
06-12-2009, 04:56 PM
Neither shall you covet your neighbor's beer.

DrRay11
06-12-2009, 05:02 PM
Is this in The Stands?

DennyMcLain
06-12-2009, 07:42 PM
I was just joking about commandments 1 - 10

+1 :)

Tahoe
06-12-2009, 08:22 PM
#10...definate improvement.

Fool
06-12-2009, 09:01 PM
Thou shalt strive for 2 crews but three or more is greedy.

Uncle Mxy
06-13-2009, 12:06 AM
11. Until next time, be good to yourself and each other.

DennyMcLain
06-13-2009, 12:55 AM
11. Thou shall not speaketh the names Curry or Murray before His presence

11a. TheKid likes Bananas.

Zip Goshboots
06-13-2009, 05:16 AM
11. Forget most of the first ten.

Glenn
06-13-2009, 06:22 AM
11. Keep your feet on the ground, but keep reaching for the stars

Big Swami
06-13-2009, 03:06 PM
11. Seacrest out

Fool
06-13-2009, 07:57 PM
11) Ball don't lie.

Tahoe
06-13-2009, 07:58 PM
11. Dont try and be a hero

Glenn
06-13-2009, 09:07 PM
Is this in The Stands?

Suck it. This is gaining steam.

Pharaoh
06-14-2009, 09:24 AM
11) Don't Fuck With Anyone Named Elijah


According to the Books of Kings, Elijah raised the dead, brought fire down from the sky, and ascended into heaven in a chariot.

Based on a prophecy in Malachi, many Jews await his return as precursor to the coming of the Messiah

In Bulgaria, he is known as "Elijah the Thunderer" and in folklore is held responsible for summer storms, hail, rain, thunder and dew.

Big Swami
06-15-2009, 11:24 AM
11. Thou shalt not be a racist.

Tahoe
06-15-2009, 08:13 PM
11. Thou shalt not be fuckin stupid and shit

Uncle Mxy
06-15-2009, 10:09 PM
So, it's only ok to shit if you're not stupid? Or is the idea to not stick your private parts into stupid people and avoid anal? Or is that an incomplete sentence? Man, Tahoe, you'd have stupid Biblical scholars shitting themselves for eons. :)

UxKa
06-15-2009, 10:23 PM
So, it's only ok to shit if you're not stupid? Or is the idea to not stick your private parts into stupid people and avoid anal? Or is that an incomplete sentence? Man, Tahoe, you'd have stupid Biblical scholars shitting themselves for eons. :)

LMAO Man I needed that, thanks Mxy.

Tahoe
06-15-2009, 10:49 PM
So, it's only ok to shit if you're not stupid? Or is the idea to not stick your private parts into stupid people and avoid anal? Or is that an incomplete sentence? Man, Tahoe, you'd have stupid Biblical scholars shitting themselves for eons. :)

Once again, attack me. :)

Pharaoh
06-16-2009, 09:38 AM
LMAO too, thanks Mxy.

Tahoe - don't take it personally. It just means people think you're mature enough to handle a little shit.

MoTown
06-16-2009, 10:45 AM
11. Thou shall not use me as a scapegoat with your own fucking stupidity.

Tahoe
06-16-2009, 09:40 PM
LMAO too, thanks Mxy.

Tahoe - don't take it personally. It just means people think you're mature enough to handle a little shit.

WTF do you think :) means.

Gotta splain everthing to these part time posters.

Glenn
06-17-2009, 06:02 AM
11. Thou shall not enjoy the WNBA

Pharaoh
06-17-2009, 06:52 AM
Well, I, um, probably should not be so fuckin stupid and shit