Gm 1: Ervin Santana Vs. Justin Verlander

Gm 2: Kelvim Escobar (hasn't pitched since 2007) Vs. Edwin Jackson

Gm 3: Joe Saunders Vs. Rick Porcello

Santana is 0-2 this year. Maybe we can take advantage, get a few runs, let Verlander do his thing?

OR MAYBE WE CAN FUCKIN GET SWEPT

this better not be a dicktease

Ever since Cabrera has gone out with the hammy I feel like I've been watching a damn softball game. We are hoping to score 2 or 3 runs and just hope that our starters/bullpen can only give up 1 or 2. It's hard to watch this offense at times.

Clete Thomas, bitches.