Fuck the aks threads.

Grape anything tastes like grape everything.

I thought it was just purple drink?

Purple drink is completely different.

Fool: your opinion on "The Weather Channel" please.

No requests Mo, this ain't no "aks" thread.

I ain't aksin shit. I'm tellin you to tell me about goulash.

I think I might have to waterboard Foo before he tells me.

I'll even have 3 doctors present.

Purple drink is completely different.


http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/JollyGreenBuddha/Purple_Drank.jpg

I know it ain't fucking grape anything. Also that it burns if you drink it too fast. Part of why parents approve.

^ Just answered question

I said no requests, not no questions. I declare the subjects.

No requests Mo, this ain't no "aks" thread.
That wasn't a request. It was a fucking order.

If you blow Barney the Dinosaur, Fool, do he taste like grape?

How it is #2:

While carrying the ball in flag football, never duck or dip. Ducking causes the ends of the flags to rise making it easier to be grabbed. Spinning and jumping are both acceptable moves. If playing with adults, stiff arms and hidden punches are warranted. If playing with hot co-eds, pointing to your stiffy prior to the play and saying "here's a third flag just for you" is also an acceptable move.

So do you recommend poping a Viagra right before the family reunion flag football game? I mean, there might be some hot young coeds there who are only related to you by marriage.

For family reunions I advise the "Hey, want to see my new digital camera?" maneuver.

How it is #2:

While carrying the ball in flag football, never duck or dip. Ducking causes the ends of the flags to rise making it easier to be grabbed. Spinning and jumping are both acceptable moves. If playing with adults, stiff arms and hidden punches are warranted. If playing with hot co-eds, pointing to your stiffy prior to the play and saying "here's a third flag just for you" is also an acceptable move.

"How it is" tips for Pocket Pool?

How it is #2:

While carrying the ball in flag football, never duck or dip. Ducking causes the ends of the flags to rise making it easier to be grabbed. Spinning and jumping are both acceptable moves. If playing with adults, stiff arms and hidden punches are warranted. If playing with hot co-eds, pointing to your stiffy prior to the play and saying "here's a third flag just for you" is also an acceptable move.

Flag-Five?
the Todd, if that was a reach for some people

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-03/bizarro-gay-pirate-outfit.jpg

I just had some Absolute and pissed inm my pant s what do i do

I just had some Absolute and pissed inm my pant s what do i do

Suck on your undies so you can recycle that Absolut. We're talking a free shot there, which would save you 3.50 or so. Then you can buy the Fat Chick a shot and increase your chances of being smothered under her enormous girth and boobs.

Suck on your undies so you can recycle that Absolut. We're talking a free shot there, which would save you 3.50 or so. Then you can buy the Fat Chick a shot and increase your chances of being smothered under her enormous girth and boobs.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

So far, Zip and Denny have made this thread....unswattable.

I might have 4 crews for a week or 2 Fool.

And that matters?

This is not Tahoe Tells You How It Is, is it?

No!

So go to your diary of construction and type that shit.

Is it sad that I was actually looking forward to the new edition of Fool's "champion" sig series?

I didn't put a lot of effort into it so far. Maybe later.

Every fuck you've ever known has made a "skit" and put it on youtube.

Fool. Your pics are coded with the name "Greene".

Are you Mean Joe Greene? If so, I'm fucking sorry for everything I've ever said about you.

If you're Khalil Greene, you suck ass. Go back to Rookie Ball.

And that matters?

This is not Tahoe Tells You How It Is, is it?

No!

So go to your diary of construction and type that shit.

And this ain't the "Billy tells Tahoe how it si type shit thread either!

So put a fuckin sock in the pie hole

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Greene_(athlete)

Billy?

Who the fuck is Billy?

You losin' it, T

YOU are Billy.

LMAO - Of all the names in the world why the fuck did you pick Billy?

I have no idea if it's meant to be an insult or what the fuck it's supposed to mean.

A woman who says, "Techno is my favorite music" is really saying, "Stick your dick in my mouth as often as possible because it will be open all the time but nothing good will ever come out of it.

A woman who says, "Techno is my favorite music" is really saying, "Stick your dick in my mouth as often as possible because it will be open all the time but nothing good will ever come out of it.

ily Fool

All of Fool's posts in this thread need to be archived and posted on the front page as an article, accompanied by a random picture. Nobody should be able to choose the picture as he'll tell it like it is choose that pic himself. Have a nice day.

A woman who says, "Techno is my favorite music" is really saying, "Stick your dick in my mouth as often as possible because it will be open all the time but nothing good will ever come out of it.

99.9% agree, the other 0.1% are keepers. On another note, I hate how the blanket genre for my music is techno, but if I say the word techno people automatically think of douchebag buttplug music that sounds nothing like what I'm actually referring to.

To most people, "techno" just refers to any electronic music with a beat. It's only us pathetic nerds who care about all the little sub-genres. Techno, House, Disco-House, Dub, Electro, Breakbeat, DnB, Big Beat, 2-step, Glitch, IDM, Noise, Trip-hop, Trance, Jungle, etc.

Women laugh at anything. And good thing too. Otherwise I'd probably have much less sex.

This is a Greek "Herm". It's a slightly tapered square block of stone with only two sculpted features, a bearded head at the top of the block and an erect penis in the anatomically correct position. They are representations of the god Hermes and were literally called "Herms". Greeks set these outside of buildings or along roads to ward off evil. Originally, it is thought, they were created out of logs with protruding branches which are still to this day called, essentially, "pricks" by Greek olive farmers.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/0007MAN-Herma.jpg

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I am now .00000000001% smarter than I was before reading this post.

Fool, how is it?

Tight.

Fool, I know this isn't really a question thread, but if you could please share your infinite wisdom with me I would greatly appreciate it:

There are a lot of guests viewing the "ESPN's Sean Salisbury suspended for taking a picture of his dick with his phone" thread.

Why are guests interested in Sean Salisbury's dick so suddenly?

check the IPs, most likely it's just LDB trying to figure out what Sean is "into"

SS hires the Chinese to manually crawl the web and search for stuff about him.

Like his own private Google, only Chinese, and by hand.

Acupuncture. I don't believe it.