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Glenn
05-13-2009, 03:44 PM
Fox not No. 1 on 'Hot' list (http://www.yahoo.com/s/1071257)
Glenn
05-13-2009, 03:48 PM
Full list:
http://www.inquisitr.com/23932/maxim-hot-100/
Fool
05-13-2009, 03:51 PM
No.
Glenn
05-13-2009, 03:53 PM
Only knowing who about 15% of these dames are = Dad type
WTFchris
05-13-2009, 03:59 PM
I stopped after looking at #1. She's not even the hottest doctor on that show. Jennifer Morrison is way hotter than her.
darkobetterthanmelo
05-13-2009, 04:27 PM
What a horrid list. Scarlett all the way in the late twenties? Bar and Megan Fox should have been a coin toss between 1 and 2, what a fucking joke.
Uncle Mxy
05-13-2009, 05:01 PM
Lesbo Lohan's on the list = fail
DennyMcLain
05-13-2009, 05:15 PM
Superhot Kate Beckinsale...#22

Human toothpick Lohan...#23

LOL!!! How much money do you think Maxim pulled in from anxious publicists to "bump" their clients up the list.

Can you imagine the conversation?...

Lindsay Lohan's Publicist: Lindsay is hot right now. She's definitely top ten!

Maxim: Currently, we have her at #86.

LLP: What!? That is unacceptable.

Maxim: Listen, she's a drugged out psycho lesbian toothpick. Her sex appeal is all but gone, but there IS a possibility we can squeeze her into the top 25... for $25,000.

LLP: $30,000 and can we make it top 20?

Maxim: No, nobody is going to believe her at #20 or lower... but #25... maybe.

LLP: We'll pay you $50,000 and Lindsay will give you a lapdance.. for spot #15.

Maxim: How about $35,000 and spot #23 for making me throw up a little inside my mouth!

(pause)

LLP: I heard Rihanna got top 10, and she looks like the losing end of a boxing match.

Maxim: That was for a couple of days. Your client....

LLP: Okay okay. Forget I mentioned it. #23 it is.
MoTown
05-13-2009, 07:07 PM
Megan Fox is not #1 worthy.

Olivia Wilde is hot, but isn't the #1 usually a star who's breaking out? I think all she does is House... and like Chris said, she's no hotter than Jennifer Morrison.

I want to know who makes this list.
Higherwarrior
05-13-2009, 09:30 PM
any list that doesn't have kate beckinsale in the top 5 is ridiculous.
UxKa
05-13-2009, 09:41 PM
PICS!! I'm too lazy to Google all these bitches.
Uncle Mxy
05-13-2009, 11:42 PM
Olivia Wilde is hot, but isn't the #1 usually a star who's breaking out? I think all she does is House... and like Chris said, she's no hotter than Jennifer Morrison.
Morrison is #69.
I licke that number.
Heh.
geerussell
05-15-2009, 02:58 PM
That list is garbage.
Wilfredo Ledezma
05-18-2009, 10:41 PM
Miley Cyrus is a glaring omission.
Zip Goshboots
05-18-2009, 11:19 PM
Emilio Estevez is a glaring omission.
Wilfredo Ledezma
05-19-2009, 10:30 AM
Gordon Bombay is past his prime.