Started going out with a girl about a month ago. Went on a blind date with her. The second I saw her I felt as if I was not that attracted to her. Before we even went on the blind date I felt as if she was chasing me. We went on the first blind date and things went pretty good. I have been on five dates with this girl now and we both live with our parents. It seems like it is time to bang her because we have been on five dates, but I am very nervous because she freaking me out how much she is chasing me. The thing is because I am not interested in her I think it attracts her more. I am just speaking with her in hopes of physical relationship short term and she is looking more long term. I dont answer her phone calls all the time and I am kind of a dick to her, but I think she likes me all the more for it. Tonight I went out to the bar with my friends and she called me. Then she called me again. She then texted me 5 times without a response and proceeded to call me again. In her text she was asking me if I was mad at her for a picture that she posted on facebook that she was smoking in. I could give a shit if she smokes and really did not even understand what she was talking about. It just turned me off so much that I did not want to speak with her. Would you guys consider it normal for a girl to act this way? I do not know how to get out of this situation. I just wanted to casually date know I feel sufficated.

My advice is to stop being a pussy. Shit or get off the pot dude.

That should be fairly simple... your instincts are saying she's not right... if she's too agressive she'll make you pay and pay and pay again... sounds like mercy fuck... see ya.

Forget the posts above mine, here's some real advice.

Tell her the reason you are not responding to the texts and phone calls is because you think she's pissed at you. Make up some reason.

Then when she says she's not pissed at you ask her out to dinner/lunch. She'll accept. At dinner ask her straight up if she finds you attractive or if she just wants to be friends and hang out.

If she tells you she finds you attractive ask why you 2 haven't "made love" yet. She'll feel guilty and you'll get laid.

When it's done and dusted get the fuck out of there. Then ignore the bitch until she goes away

OR

Until you need another fuck, in which case apologise profusely and take her out again, fuck her again and then just repeat the cycle.

It's easy and it can be fun.

For the entertainment of WTFDetroit, please insert 4 more beers and ask again.

Every time I see a new gusman thread, I know I'm going to have a great day.

Forget the posts above mine, here's some real advice.

Tell her the reason you are not responding to the texts and phone calls is because you think she's pissed at you. Make up some reason.

Then when she says she's not pissed at you ask her out to dinner/lunch. She'll accept. At dinner ask her straight up if she finds you attractive or if she just wants to be friends and hang out.

If she tells you she finds you attractive ask why you 2 haven't "made love" yet. She'll feel guilty and you'll get laid.

When it's done and dusted get the fuck out of there. Then ignore the bitch until she goes away

OR

Until you need another fuck, in which case apologise profusely and take her out again, fuck her again and then just repeat the cycle.

It's easy and it can be fun.

Don't lie to the girl. Confidence and assertiveness > lying. Take fucking charge. Quite being a pussy, lay that girl back, and nail that shit.

The second I saw her I felt as if I was not that attracted to her.

That's the key for me.

I wouldn't want anything to do with her if she wasn't pretty.

Is this normal Girl Advice

I don't know if it's normal elsewhere, but this is fairly normal for WTF

Geezus fucking Christ. PhilipNelsonFan rears his ugly head once again.

Just ONE question, gus... is her name Linh?

That's the key for me.

I wouldn't want anything to do with her if she wasn't pretty.

Aren't you, like, 15 or something?

Forget the posts above mine, here's some real advice.

Tell her the reason you are not responding to the texts and phone calls is because you think she's pissed at you. Make up some reason.

Then when she says she's not pissed at you ask her out to dinner/lunch. She'll accept. At dinner ask her straight up if she finds you attractive or if she just wants to be friends and hang out.

If she tells you she finds you attractive ask why you 2 haven't "made love" yet. She'll feel guilty and you'll get laid.

When it's done and dusted get the fuck out of there. Then ignore the bitch until she goes away

OR

Until you need another fuck, in which case apologise profusely and take her out again, fuck her again and then just repeat the cycle.

It's easy and it can be fun.

This is pretty much how every dude should handle relationships with every woman he meets until he's about 38. Where you are headed with this chick is straight to the asshole. She will definitely go anal the first time you bang her.
And never call her. Ever. Just text her once in awhile to tell her to git over to your place and grease up.

lol, as long as I dont get the bitch pregnant

lol, as long as I dont get the bitch pregnant
How is babby formed?

How is babby formed?

LMFAO

Gusman, you ARE the father.

I have nothing funny to offer... only to STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! Multiple calls and texts in a short period of time is bad news. If you do tap that, it will be 100x worse and she will stalk you. Might as well purchase a new set of tires before you hit it and quit it.

make a move man! if you've stuck around this long it means you'd fuck her. maybe the reason she's chasing you so much is because you haven't laid down the pipe yet. girls actually like sex too- believe it or not, and when a guy DOESN'T show sexual interest in them, it messes with their head and drives them crazy.

they will stop at nothing to have sex with you if they are mildly interested in you and you don't respond. their need to have sex with you will grow greater and greater. if they can finally get you to make a move and fuck them, then they can stop worrying that they're not pretty and they can go on living their self-absorbed little lives.

in situations like you are in, a woman needs to feel wanted and if they don't feel that, then they will come after you until you fuck them. THAT sounds like what is going on to me.

man up, grow some balls, turn the lights down low, and screw her. if she's still just as clingy afterwards, then yes- you might just have a crazy bitch on your hands. but at least you will have gotten laid in the meantime. right now you shouldn't be worrying about that too much, just do her. but be smart and have an exit strategy in case.

Exit strategy provided by me, so the mission(ary) is a Go!

Green! Green! Green!

Launch your purple headed warrior

booked the hotel room today at greektown casino for 39.99. Figure we go there, have a couple drinks then get to some serious banging.

Great plan. Then you wake up in the morning in a bath tub full of ice without one of your kidneys!

You are the MAN!

booked the hotel room today at greektown casino for 39.99. Figure we go there, have a couple drinks then get to some serious banging.

Did you use Priceline.com? I dunno...Is that some kind of deal?

I like to gamble so they offer me incentives for going to the casino. comps

sounds good

I like to gamble so they offer me incentives for going to the casino. comps

also...


I like to gamble, so I never check to see if the girl I'm about to plow has some contractual disease, or likes selling kidneys for $$$

Just be happy that gus' next thread will be epic.

I want him to post that thread while still drunk, and after chewing his arm off to escape before the pig wakes up in the morning.

Here's a pic we took of ourselves at the club inside the casino!

Is she hot or what!

http://bang.club-pictures.com/05-02-09-02/BANG-118.jpg

Don't lie to the girl. Confidence and assertiveness > lying. Take fucking charge. Quite being a pussy, lay that girl back, and nail that shit.

Yeah, this is the key guys. Take fucking charge is the exact fucking truth.

Take fucking charge but don't try and be a hero.

alsodrraysback!

^^Ex-fucking-zactly.

Dr Ray says:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j9oDqG2zBGE/SLitQ7Mgz_I/AAAAAAAABnQ/LgqI3Nj6WFI/s400/i%27d+hit+it.jpg

My uncle had to tell me about the birds and the bees. Here's what he told me: "The birds fuck the bees, George." Then he told me that one time he banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.

But if the freckles come off, how do you play connect-the-dots with your tongue? I'm so confused...