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Vinny
05-04-2009, 09:24 PM
Similar to the "Hit it or Not" thread, simply answer the previous poster's question and leave one of your own.

The eternal question: "Dad Type" or "Ballin'"?

Vinny
05-04-2009, 09:25 PM
Ok, I'll start it off:

"Pepsi Throwback"

Dad Type or Ballin'?

It's old school, which is a Dad guy thing, but I could see a lot of ballers drinkin' it for sure!

Zip Goshboots
05-04-2009, 10:56 PM
Pepsi is for faggots.

Big Swami
05-04-2009, 10:59 PM
Ok, I'll start it off:

"Pepsi Throwback"

Dad Type or Ballin'?

It's old school, which is a Dad guy thing, but I could see a lot of ballers drinkin' it for sure!
Ballin'.

NEXT:
Anderson Cooper hair.

Vinny
05-04-2009, 11:54 PM
Pepsi is for faggots.

There's a vote for Ballin'.

Glenn
05-05-2009, 08:44 AM
Good luck managing this thread, Vinny.

You better hope that Fool never sees it.

Cooper's hair is not Ballin'

Next up:

G2, "Dad Type" or Ballin'!?

Fool
05-05-2009, 09:45 AM
G2 is Dad type.

Hammocks?

DennyMcLain
05-05-2009, 10:22 AM
Ddd type

...add hard liquor...

BALLIN'



NCIS

Big Swami
05-05-2009, 10:46 AM
NCIS
DT

Mustaches

DE
05-05-2009, 10:58 AM
Dad type (ballin' 30 years ago I guess)

Goatee?

Big Swami
05-05-2009, 11:15 AM
I don't know if goatees are ballin' or dad-type, but I have an aversion to them JARVIS HAYES. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. regardless.

MoTown
05-05-2009, 03:51 PM
Re: Goatee.

Dad Type, definitely.


Unicorns?

Timone
05-05-2009, 03:59 PM
I don't know if goatees are ballin' or dad-type, but I have an aversion to them JARVIS HAYES. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. regardless.

Stereotyping is wrong.

Tahoe
05-05-2009, 04:04 PM
You need to have a talk with him. About tolerance.

Zip Goshboots
05-05-2009, 08:57 PM
Here's one that's a bit more difficult to solve than it first appears:

GOLF: Dad type, or Ballin'?

Wizzle
05-06-2009, 11:43 AM
It's Dad Guy. How do I know?

I golf.

MoTown
05-06-2009, 12:53 PM
Fuck you guys. Just skip over MoTown like nothing happened...

DNIM

DennyMcLain
05-06-2009, 01:40 PM
It's Dad Guy. How do I know?

I golf.

Wizzle. You were that last to post before me, and you didn't offer another subject. So I will.

Jagermeister.

DE
05-06-2009, 01:45 PM
Ballin' (How many Dad types do Jager shots after college?)

Boats.

DennyMcLain
05-06-2009, 02:03 PM
Dad Type...
http://www.manisteepaddlesports.com/Bass_Boat.JPG

Ballin'...

http://www.russwicks.com/images/915_miss_bud.gif


Outback Steakhouse

Big Swami
05-06-2009, 02:47 PM
Outback Steakhouse

Str8 up dad-guy.


Jagermeister.

It's like NyQuil, but less fun.

Fool
05-06-2009, 03:03 PM
Look out! Here comes Glenn!

Zip Goshboots
05-06-2009, 03:06 PM
Anal. Dad type or BALLIN'?

(giving, not receiving. All Dad types spend their lives getting fucked up the ass).

Fool
05-06-2009, 03:32 PM
Both from my experience (as a dad type not a baller).

Wives get board and adventurous.

Sandals?

Timone
05-06-2009, 03:33 PM
Wives get board and adventurous.

Where can I find one of these, and how much do they cost?

DennyMcLain
05-06-2009, 04:29 PM
Both from my experience (as a dad type not a baller).

Wives get board and adventurous.

Sandals?

Holding a Tecate, playing volleyball = ballin'

Holding a Bud Light, mowing the lawn = Dad Type


Rotweiler.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hidj7dcP7as/SA93HP-p4NI/AAAAAAAAAA4/CHF5v7j6hEU/S660/rotweiler.jpg

Fool
05-06-2009, 04:33 PM
Dad Type
http://www.rottguy.com/images/Flash-BOW-375x300.jpg

Ballin'
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/rottweiler-431x300.jpg

Jewelry

Fool
05-06-2009, 04:34 PM
Where can I find one of these, and how much do they cost?

Any day care center, and more than they are worth.

DennyMcLain
05-06-2009, 04:41 PM
Jewlery

Gay.

Tahoe
05-06-2009, 04:41 PM
Jewelry...gotta be ballin

Fool

DennyMcLain
05-06-2009, 04:44 PM
Jewelry...gotta be ballin

Really???
http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50180230/Sterling_Silver_925_Jewelry_Leather__Rubber__Syn__ _Silk.jpg



Fool

BALLIN

TAHOE

Tahoe
05-06-2009, 04:46 PM
http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/lil-jon.jpg

Zip Goshboots
05-06-2009, 04:48 PM
Jewelry is definitely gay for men. So is buying it for your wife on Hallmark Hollidays and anniversaries like the "12 year anniversary special PW Hubby diamond from JB Robinson" Fuck that. You get one piece of jewelry, and that's it, bitch. If you're smart you'd prefer a vacation to Hawaii or to invest the money in our IRA. But not just so you can show your cunt friends on the soccer field what a loser your husband is.

Wife Beater T-shirts:

BALLIN'...or Dad Type

DennyMcLain
05-06-2009, 04:54 PM
Jewelry is definitely gay for men. So is buying it for your wife on Hallmark Hollidays and anniversaries like the "12 year anniversary special PW Hubby diamond from JB Robinson" Fuck that. You get one piece of jewelry, and that's it, bitch. If you're smart you'd prefer a vacation to Hawaii or to invest the money in our IRA. But not just so you can show your cunt friends on the soccer field what a loser your husband is.

True dat.


Wife Beater T-shirts:

BALLIN'...or Dad Type

If you're a redneck hick or Puerto Rican... dad type
If you're NOT a redneck hick or Puerto Rican... ballin'

Mentos.

Zip Goshboots
05-06-2009, 04:57 PM
I thought so, Denny. Thanks!

Timone
05-06-2009, 05:05 PM
Cool! I'm neither Puerto Rican or a redneck.


http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/werner_gizzle/ballin.jpg

http://www.veradio.com/blog/serg_ballin.jpg

Tahoe
05-06-2009, 05:44 PM
Really???
http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50180230/Sterling_Silver_925_Jewelry_Leather__Rubber__Syn__ _Silk.jpg

Fool


BALLIN



Correctamundo

Big Swami
05-12-2009, 03:00 PM
http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/

DT or B?

Glenn
09-11-2009, 12:33 PM
Red Bull?

Glenn
09-11-2009, 12:36 PM
Twitter?

Glenn
09-11-2009, 12:36 PM
Earth, Wind & Fire?

Fool
09-11-2009, 12:37 PM
Luda is on that shit. Ballin'

Glenn
09-11-2009, 12:38 PM
BlackBerries?

Glenn
09-11-2009, 12:38 PM
Editing posts for typos?

Glenn
09-11-2009, 12:40 PM
Having the "Immigrant Song" as your ringtone?

Glenn
09-11-2009, 12:42 PM
Eating leftovers?

Fool
09-11-2009, 12:55 PM
Let's change the nature of this thread. Instead of just answering, lets take a dad type thing and turn it ballin or vice versa.

For example:

Having the "Immigrant Song" as your ringtone? Dad Type
Paying immigrants to go around with you and scream the opening to immigrant song at anyone who wants your attention? Ballin'

Fool
09-11-2009, 01:14 PM
DrRay's sigs? Ballin'

DrRay's sigs uploaded to his Photobucket account that is always over the fucking bandwidth limit? Dad Type

Glenn
10-12-2009, 03:56 PM
Using ' instead of "

Like 'this'

Timone
10-12-2009, 04:02 PM
I don't know. Bald type.

Timone
10-12-2009, 04:07 PM
Cross necklaces?


[took me a while to think of something]

Glenn
10-12-2009, 04:12 PM
Is it possible to be 'both'?

Timone
10-12-2009, 04:15 PM
Shooting hoops in the backyard?

Big Swami
10-12-2009, 04:19 PM
Arguing about using " or ' : Dad Type
Using ` instead: Ballin

Uncle Mxy
10-12-2009, 11:57 PM
I think this guy is gonna be more "Ballin'" than "Dad Type".

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_13527317?source=most_viewed

Fool
10-13-2009, 10:42 AM
The baby has good genes.

Timone
10-14-2009, 03:36 PM
Shooting hoops in the backyard?

Uncle Mxy
10-15-2009, 08:41 PM
Is this guy both "dad type" _and_ "ballin"?

http://www.twincities.com/topstories/ci_13564156?nclick_check=1

Tahoe
10-15-2009, 09:30 PM
^ I'm getting a weird message about that website...certificate stuff, warning stuff.

Uncle Mxy
01-12-2010, 09:30 PM
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1985937,CST-NWS-twins12.article

Glenn
01-25-2010, 03:02 PM
I like twitter and I don't like Facebook, so I assume...

Twitter - Dad Type

Facebook - ballin'!

Uncle Mxy
01-25-2010, 07:18 PM
If you don't like either Twitter or Facebook, are you "grandpa-type"?

Tahoe
01-25-2010, 09:02 PM
Whats Facebook?

Fool
01-27-2010, 04:18 PM
If you don't like either Twitter or Facebook, are you "grandpa-type"?

I hope not, because I don't like either.

Glenn
01-27-2010, 04:21 PM
Russians have twitter?

geerussell
01-28-2010, 05:15 AM
Soda - dad type

Pop - ballin

Glenn
01-28-2010, 06:17 AM
The mere sight of this thread title makes me lol.

Glenn
02-09-2011, 06:38 PM
I just bought some new Nike swim trunks.

Need a ruling.

DrRay11
02-09-2011, 07:05 PM
i don't think swimming is "ballin" in general, but I have no idea

Tahoe
02-09-2011, 07:07 PM
^ Thats a good point.

Glenn
02-09-2011, 08:00 PM
I pretty much think anything involving me = Dad Type.

Probably best to not overthink it.

Fool
02-09-2011, 08:29 PM
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/schmuck/phelps-spitz.gif

Big Swami
02-10-2011, 02:22 PM
7 Gold Medals: Dad Type
8 Gold Medals: Ballin

Glenn
02-10-2011, 02:23 PM
Damn, I bought that same suit!

Glenn
02-16-2011, 04:42 PM
Lost some weight so I bought a new suit today (business suit, not swim suit, this time). It's a "Sean John". The old italian guy that sold me the suit says "You like-a the Puff Daddy"?

DrRay11
02-16-2011, 04:45 PM
"You like-a the Puff Daddy"?

D:

Glenn
02-16-2011, 04:46 PM
^ that was the exact expression I gave him, I think

DrRay11
02-18-2011, 09:38 PM
Lions' Zack Follett says Dog House Grill is "balla balla"

u know wat it do, bruh

Big Swami
03-15-2011, 11:44 AM
Pokemon: Dad-Type or Ballin'?

I ain't even gonna wait for you guys, you know that shit is ballin'.

Timone
03-15-2011, 12:37 PM
Snorlax is fucking helping everybody right now

Big Swami
03-15-2011, 03:35 PM
He's more ripped than you!