At 11:21am Pacific Time I thought this was a good idea. By the time you read this, maybe not....


May as well try.

Zip's Official Guide to Television Enjoyment

• Watches a lot of Lifetime Network with the misses, to connect with his "Inner Female". Also watches Oxygen network when "battered wife flick" on Lifetime.

• Bassmasters highly recommended. A master baiter himself.

• Die hard fan of Food Network. Nearly burned house down trying to make frozen yogurt.

• Hooked on The Hills. Wishes Heidi and Spencer will finally get hitched.

• Loves old British comedy shows on PBS NOT made or starring a Monty Python alumn.

• Thinks Monty Python a British Saturday morning cartoon snake. Zip's phobia of snakes prevents him from watching anything Monty Python. Also won't watch classic films Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda, or Sssssss.

• Owns entire second season of Gilligan's Island, and entire third season of Brady Bunch. Will watch anything on TVLand or Nick at Night, or made by Sherwood Schwartz.

• His 36" television the latest in tube technology.

• Fascinated by new DVD technology, but still owns VCR "just in case"

• When someone asked Zip if he had "a favorite show on cable" he replied: "Why the fuck would I watch a show about cables?"

admirable effort, but I'm just not sure

I was inspired by Tahoe's 139 "LOL" posts.

Keep doing it Denny - at least I know it will be update more often than Maxiell's Mad Facts or whatever the fuck it is.

Maxiell has been watching Saving Private Ryan for 2 fucking years.

TOP TEN TAHOE "Quality" POSTS OF ALL TIME

• LOL

• ROTF

• WTF?

• Thanks Tim.

• Fuck Obama

• Agreed

• I [smilie=greenapple.: FoxNews

• I'm building a house

• :gutsy:

• ?

Where is "Fuck off"?

ll/dr

Zip's Official Guide to Television Enjoyment

• Watches a lot of Lifetime Network with the misses, to connect with his "Inner Female". Also watches Oxygen network when "battered wife flick" on Lifetime.

• Bassmasters highly recommended. A master baiter himself.

• Die hard fan of Food Network. Nearly burned house down trying to make frozen yogurt.

• Hooked on The Hills. Wishes Heidi and Spencer will finally get hitched.

• Loves old British comedy shows on PBS NOT made or starring a Monty Python alumn.

• Thinks Monty Python a British Saturday morning cartoon snake. Zip's phobia of snakes prevents him from watching anything Monty Python. Also won't watch classic films Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda, or Sssssss.

• Owns entire second season of Gilligan's Island, and entire third season of Brady Bunch. Will watch anything on TVLand or Nick at Night, or made by Sherwood Schwartz.

• His 36" television the latest in tube technology.

• Fascinated by new DVD technology, but still owns VCR "just in case"

• When someone asked Zip if he had "a favorite show on cable" he replied: "Why the fuck would I watch a show about cables?"

I don't watch TV, so the joke is on you (or, in your hand HAHAHAHALOLZ)

TOP TEN TAHOE "Quality" POSTS OF ALL TIME


• Thanks Tim.



Yeah, he really got me on that one.

admirable effort, but I'm just not sure

You can be sure about the master baiter part.