Tiger tees off at 1:55, yet ESPN's coverage doesn't start til' 4.

Does somebody want to explain that?

I bet Rory Sabbatini wins.

scratch that, I was looking at a teeoff schedule in mtn west time...

he tees off at 3:45...

that explains it

I've got 3:1 odds Tiger doesn't win a major this year. Insane that you could get that kind of number in golf today with so many good players.

Is there a direct relationship between the hardness of Tiger's nipples and his victories?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.fanhouse.com/media/2007/06/tiger-woods-nipples-425.jpg

Is there a direct relationship between the hardness of Tiger's nipples and his victories?

Would you stop with that shit? Damn!.

I'm going to make a Anthology of Gl'enn and Tigers nipples here shortly.

Would you stop with that shit? Damn!.

I'm going to make a Anthology of Gl'enn and Tigers nipples here shortly.

Gl'enn is just comfortable with his sexuality, and is to the point where he can study a man's body up and down and admire it. Kudos to Gl'enn!

That was half joking btw... but I remember last years Masters with something about cutting glass....the year before that?? I'm not sure.

Actually, I'm not a Tiger Woods fan, so I'm hoping for soft, puffy Tigernipples this week.

You guys crack me up

His nips are kind of like The Incredible Hulk getting angry.

So the less we see of them, the more likely it is that I get to collect on my 7-to-1 sportsbook bet.

So you're saying you can tune in to the Masters and tell how he's doing by your nipple meter?

Czaban just referred to Mickelson as "Phil Nippleson"

Tiger's Nipples Look Fantastic (http://deadspin.com/269615/tigers-nipples-look-fantastic)


*grumble*

I think its going to be a puffy kind of Masters for Tiger

I looking for Furyk to do a lil something today. It'd be great if KPerry could win. I'm not sure he can hold on.

Kenny Perry = Dad Guy

Another Dad Guy, Phil, is making a move.

DADS UNITE

Dad ran into a lil prob at 17...not over yet

A good drive on 18 by Perry, and I'm calling it.

In the Sand.

Dude just doesn't want to finish today.

Just a guess...Cabrera wins it in the playoff.

Sergio on Augusta

"I don't like it. It's just to tricky. It's not fair"

Interviewer: "What would you do to change things?

SG: "I don't know. It's not my problem"

Augusta a problem? lol

It might not be the best place, but its not a problem either Serge.

You know Sergio?

Nobody's going to get that, methinks.

Actually, Wizzle owns, so there is a chance...

Darkish light hair? Heavy set thin guy?

I am ownership.