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Tahoe
04-05-2009, 12:57 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_nkorea_missile

UxKa
04-05-2009, 01:32 AM
Where's Team America when you need 'em?

Tahoe
04-05-2009, 01:56 AM
I have to finish that movie

gusman
04-05-2009, 02:44 AM
real nice of them

Cross
05-25-2009, 04:40 PM
and again...

Comrade
05-25-2009, 05:58 PM
They're going to get condemned SO HARD.

Hermy
05-25-2009, 06:10 PM
Let's give them attention and talk about this like it's a big deal. That isn't what they want.

Comrade
05-25-2009, 07:28 PM
Let's give them attention and talk about this like it's a big deal. That isn't what they want.Yeah, if we ignore them their nuclear ambitions will go away. Fucking moron.

Hermy
05-25-2009, 07:55 PM
Yeah, if we ignore them their nuclear ambitions will go away. Fucking moron.


Why do I care? Quit being so scared of everything. Iran and Korea can't hurt you or anyone you know. Let's stop spending money on them, it's the only way places like Iraq can hurt us. We have to let them.

Fortunately for them there are lots of little scared cowards like you. Look out! It's bird flu!

Tahoe
05-25-2009, 07:57 PM
Yeah, lets just let the entire world get nuclear bombs....brilliant.

Hermy
05-25-2009, 08:06 PM
Tahoe loves his big government. Spreading freedoms on my dime. Keeping me safe in metro detroit from those big-bad Koreans.

Tahoe
05-25-2009, 08:07 PM
Tahoe loves his big government. Spreading freedoms on my dime. Keeping me safe in metro detroit from those big-bad Koreans.

LOL

Comrade
05-25-2009, 09:06 PM
Why do I care? Quit being so scared of everything. Iran and Korea can't hurt you or anyone you know. Let's stop spending money on them, it's the only way places like Iraq can hurt us. We have to let them.

Fortunately for them there are lots of little scared cowards like you. Look out! It's bird flu!I don't care if they get nukes, they can glass Seoul for all I care. However, you're a moron if you truly believe that if we ignore them they'll just go away. They're certainly doing this for attention, but this is not the grade school shit you might remember back in Waterford, faggot.


Tahoe loves his big government. Spreading freedoms on my dime. Keeping me safe in metro detroit from those big-bad Koreans. If you still live in Metro Detroit then you don't pay enough taxes to matter. Die or move to Canada shitbag.

Hermy
05-25-2009, 09:14 PM
I don't care if they get nukes, they can glass Seoul for all I care. However, you're a moron if you truly believe that if we ignore them they'll just go away. They're certainly doing this for attention, but this is not the grade school shit you might remember back in Waterford, faggot.

If you still live in Metro Detroit then you don't pay enough taxes to matter. Die or move to Canada shitbag.


They don't have to "go away", they aren't anywhere that matters but in your thin skull.

And you gotta love a guy in the welfare system that is the US Military, which takes care of those who can't hold a real job without the threat of getting put in jail for showing up late, telling me about paying taxes to pay his pittance salary.

Comrade
05-25-2009, 09:20 PM
They don't have to "go away", they aren't anywhere that matters but in your thin skull.

And you gotta love a guy in the welfare system that is the US Military, which takes care of those who can't hold a real job without the threat of getting put in jail for showing up late, telling me about paying taxes to pay his pittance salary.You're going to love it more when I come up to Waterford or whatever backwoods shit hole you live in and slam your wife seven ways to Sunday. It's been too long since I've nailed me a Michigan skank.

Hermy
05-25-2009, 09:27 PM
Please spend some of my tax dollars on a rubber, I wouldn't want her getting some sand scabies or whatever shit is running around out there.

Comrade
05-25-2009, 09:29 PM
Please spend some of my tax dollars on a rubber, I wouldn't want her getting some sand scabies or whatever shit is running around out there. Sure thing. I'm sure your wife will be excited just to find somebody with a full set of teeth and chromosomes. You also wont have to worry about somebody stealing the wheels off your house while I'm around.

DennyMcLain
05-25-2009, 09:30 PM
We should waterboard their Kimchee-munching asses!!

Right, Tahoe???

Hermy
05-25-2009, 09:32 PM
Good point, wheels don't work in sand.

Comrade
05-25-2009, 09:39 PM
Good point, wheels don't work in sand.That's officially 2 dumb comebacks in a row. I win.

P.S. Wheels work in the sand, they just require copious amounts of tax payer dollars and baby blood.

Hermy
05-25-2009, 09:52 PM
My bad, the sweet cracks on "you don't make money" "I'll bang your wife" and "I bet you live in a rural environment and your housing is portable" had me on my heels.

But it isn't fair since I really do know something of you, and you know nothing of me. So I'll let you know I work for a company that specializes in privatizing government services. Like Blackwater, but with less civilian frag.

Comrade
05-25-2009, 09:57 PM
My bad, the sweet cracks on "you don't make money" "I'll bang your wife" and "I bet you live in a rural environment and your housing is portable" had me on my heels.

But it isn't fair since I really do know something of you, and you know nothing of me. So I'll let you know I work for a company that specializes in privatizing government services. Like Blackwater, but with less civilian frag. Sounds boring. I take your money and kill people. And blow all their shit up.

And you can't do anything about it you fatbody libertarian.

Hermy
05-25-2009, 10:06 PM
Well, I'll say this, if you are going to spend my money please kill and destroy plenty including their families. Beats the DEA or fireworks displays.

Zip Goshboots
05-25-2009, 10:13 PM
Comrade is waiting for the shit to blow up!

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fOwfFI1HneUF/610x.jpg

Zip Goshboots
05-25-2009, 10:14 PM
Comrade Says:

http://www.woodburydems.com/images/Bush%20-%20Fear.jpg

Tahoe
05-25-2009, 10:33 PM
Tahoe loves his big government. Spreading freedoms on my dime. Keeping me safe in metro detroit from those big-bad Koreans.

Seriously, dealing with nuclear proliferation is what the Federal Gov't should to, imo. Thats so you can have Mayor Kilpatrick worry about the problems of Detroit.

Zip Goshboots
05-25-2009, 10:58 PM
And yet, the only country to ever unleash a nuclear attack on another country remains to be: YOUR United States of America.

Tahoe
05-25-2009, 11:02 PM
^ Yessir, we did. And peeps didn't know the devastation that would be caused by it.

Zip Goshboots
05-25-2009, 11:05 PM
Oh, yes they did.

Zip Goshboots
05-25-2009, 11:06 PM
And, they certainly knew when they dropped Bomb #2.

Tahoe
05-25-2009, 11:06 PM
Damn Democrats

DennyMcLain
05-25-2009, 11:20 PM
Comrade is waiting for the shit to blow up!

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fOwfFI1HneUF/610x.jpg

How do they keep those gay-assed hats on?

Fool
05-26-2009, 12:49 AM
Hermy has a very nice house. It is in the fucking boonies from what I recall.

geerussell
05-26-2009, 04:23 AM
And yet, the only country to ever unleash a nuclear attack on another country remains to be: YOUR United States of America.

You say that like it's a bad thing. If I hadd time travel and a sniper rifle to change the past... I'd give the rifle to Truman as a souvenir and tell him how great his decision turns out in the future.

Uncle Mxy
05-26-2009, 05:13 AM
I'm still wondering how Waterford got into a discussion about North Korea.

Is Kim Jong-Il gonna launch a nuke against the Rolladium?

I'm soooo confused.

Hermy
05-26-2009, 07:00 AM
Hermy has a very nice house. It is in the fucking boonies from what I recall.


Thank you Fool. Not sure if Lake Orion is the boonies or not to you folks, for me coming from Allegan it's the heart of the D.

Cross
05-26-2009, 08:20 AM
I'm just worried that if some shit was to go down, I'd think NK would be looking to hit the American army bases in Korea/Japan...especially seoul, where there are a shitload of army bases...

geerussell
05-26-2009, 10:53 AM
I'm just worried that if some shit was to go down, I'd think NK would be looking to hit the American army bases in Korea/Japan...especially seoul, where there are a shitload of army bases...

Nukes or not, Seoul is toast (http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2006/06/27/north_korean_guns_clear_and_present_danger_to_sout h/) if fighting ever breaks out over there.


Seoul, only 60 km (37 miles) south of the heavily fortified Demilitarized Zone that has divided the peninsula since the end of the Korean War in 1953, has long been within range of one of the world's most powerful artillery batteries.

South Korea's Defense Ministry said the North had amassed more than 13,000 pieces of artillery and multiple rocket launchers, much of it aimed at Seoul.

Jane's International Defense Review estimates that if North Korea launched an all-out barrage, it could achieve an initial fire rate of 300,000 to 500,000 shells per hour into the Seoul area -- home to about half the country's 48.5 million people.

Zip Goshboots
05-26-2009, 02:02 PM
I think you'll (secretly) have the Chinese go in there and tell Jong to settle down a bit.

DennyMcLain
05-26-2009, 02:36 PM
Seoul, only 60 km (37 miles) south of the heavily fortified Demilitarized Zone that has divided the peninsula since the end of the Korean War in 1953, has long been within range of one of the world's most powerful artillery batteries.

South Korea's Defense Ministry said the North had amassed more than 13,000 pieces of artillery and multiple rocket launchers, much of it aimed at Seoul.

Jane's International Defense Review estimates that if North Korea launched an all-out barrage, it could achieve an initial fire rate of 300,000 to 500,000 shells per hour into the Seoul area -- home to about half the country's 48.5 million people.

The operative term there is "initial". Surely, N. Korea's battery of firepower is routinely reviewed and mapped, the motion of the ordinance detected and noted. If NK ever DID attempt such a strike, U.S. and South Korean air and ground power would render much of it useless within a reletively short amount of time.

Still, you'd probably be S.O.L if you own a Kia.

gusman
05-26-2009, 03:01 PM
Bottom Line

Do you guys think anything major will come of all this bullshit?

Hermy
05-26-2009, 04:56 PM
Bottom Line

Do you guys think anything major will come of all this bullshit?

Not in Korea.

Tahoe
05-26-2009, 07:14 PM
I think you'll (secretly) have the Chinese go in there and tell Jong to settle down a bit.

Jeezis kryst. No shit, Zip?

Y'all are just turning into yesterday.

Tahoe
05-26-2009, 07:15 PM
Japan with Nukes. Helll yeah!

Here we go. Hermy doesn't care about every country in the world having nukes. We all need to equal and everything will be ok.

Hermy
05-26-2009, 07:31 PM
Nope, I don't.

Comrade
05-26-2009, 07:44 PM
Thank you Fool. Not sure if Lake Orion is the boonies or not to you folks, for me coming from Allegan it's the heart of the D. Lake Orion, you must be like a fucking fiftythousandaire. I can see why you're so worried about your hard earned tax dollars.

Hermy
05-26-2009, 08:28 PM
Lake Orion, you must be like a fucking fiftythousandaire. I can see why you're so worried about your hard earned tax dollars.

10 days up yet?

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=232955&postcount=38

Comrade
05-26-2009, 08:33 PM
10 days up yet?

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=232955&postcount=38 How very middle class of you.

Hermy
05-26-2009, 08:35 PM
I keeps it realer.

Comrade
05-26-2009, 08:41 PM
I keeps it realer.

I bet you do, Rockefeller.

Comrade
05-26-2009, 08:48 PM
How very middle class of you. Between your 20+ posts a day and desire to search through my post history, I'm pretty sure you're not a pudgy, middle-class fatbody. I'm also fairly sure you get LAID a ton and make tons of money. I hear the privatizing business is as exciting as it is lucrative.

Comrade
05-26-2009, 09:00 PM
Keep digging though my history, assclown. Maybe the Grand Wizard of Faggotry Fool can stop by your palace at the Middleoffuckingnowhere Estates again. In between the felching sessions you two ass buddies can break it down page-by-page.

Hermy
05-26-2009, 09:06 PM
Meltdown. I've never embarrassed a kid just a couple times like this and had him get so obsessed. What do you need me to say to make you feel better guy?

Comrade
05-26-2009, 09:13 PM
Meltdown. I've never embarrassed a kid just a couple times like this and had him get so obsessed. What do you need me to say to make you feel better guy? Yeah, I'm so obsessed I'll be digging through you post history any minute. I might even give you link to a year-old post with a snarky comment.

Hermy
05-26-2009, 09:25 PM
I was just reminding you how bad you looked last time I cared enough to respond, but I didn't know how you were gonna react. My bad, I was just playing around, didn't mean for it to get real for you.

Zip Goshboots
05-26-2009, 09:41 PM
Comrade, are you a girl?

Comrade
05-26-2009, 09:43 PM
Comrade, are you a girl? Ask your ex-wife.

Hermy
05-26-2009, 09:43 PM
See, this is what I mean, flat fucking meltdown.....PMing me shit like a little girl passing notes in class:



Or
You could also PM me your home address. I'll blame it all on the PTSD. I've killed better for less. Test me, motherfucker.

I'm not sure how these guys here are gonna react to death threats, but I don't want to see you go. It's slow wits like you that make shit fun for me. So here's the deal. I'm checking the box on your note that says "Do you like me, yes". But lets play some kids games to go along with your note. There is plenty of personal info here and around the internet to find where I live. Gimmie a call before you swing by.

I keep 11 guns. 9 are in the safe. You find the other 2 before I do when you roll in.

Zip Goshboots
05-26-2009, 09:49 PM
HAHAHAHAAH WYATT EARP MEETS MATT DILLON on WTF DETROIT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH



edit- image deleted, even if it was completely appropriate in intent/context

Comrade
05-26-2009, 09:52 PM
See, this is what I mean, flat fucking meltdown.....PMing me shit like a little girl passing notes in class:




I'm not sure how these guys here are gonna react to death threats, but I don't want to see you go. It's slow wits like you that make shit fun for me. So here's the deal. I'm checking the box on your note that says "Do you like me, yes". But lets play some kids games to go along with your note. There is plenty of personal info here and around the internet to find where I live. Gimmie a call before you swing by.

I keep 11 guns. 9 are in the safe. You find the other 2 before I do when you roll in. This shithole can ban me. It jumped the shark about the time Goshboots showed up. And leave the gun shit out of it. I never mentioned anything about guns, but (most) of the people I left in gooey piles were carrying bigger and better at using them. Stick to privatizing, tough guy.

Fool
05-26-2009, 11:01 PM
Comrade and Rasul are two of the more stranger people I've ever witnessed on the net.

Cross
05-27-2009, 12:25 AM
i just wanted to read people's opinions on this...guess not

geerussell
05-27-2009, 12:28 AM
Comrade and Rasul are two of the more stranger people I've ever witnessed on the net.

In the old days they'd have been tagged by now.

:dildo:

Fool
05-27-2009, 12:39 AM
Taymelo rolled hard.

Tahoe
05-27-2009, 05:24 AM
And Obama cuts missile defense....BRILLIANT!

Uncle Mxy
05-27-2009, 07:01 AM
Obama actually increased long-range missile defense overall, but cut programs focused on getting missiles shortly after launched that were pie-in-the-sky.

Keep in mind that the missile defense crowd has been prone to serious budget overruns with limited, fantasyland kinds of results.

Glenn
05-27-2009, 07:45 AM
Yeah, Comrade's play was a bit much.

Time out.

WTFchris
05-27-2009, 08:29 AM
Yeah, we can't stand for death threats via PM. That's pretty damn low. If you can't settle it out here in front of everyone else that's pretty cowardly.

Fool
05-27-2009, 09:19 AM
This shithole can ban me. It jumped the shark about the time Goshboots showed up. And leave the gun shit out of it. I never mentioned anything about guns, but (most) of the people I left in gooey piles were carrying bigger and better at using them. Stick to privatizing, tough guy.

How does this even make sense? So you are saying you are shitting at using weapons and you use shit weapons but somehow they died and not you. So you are saying you are bullet proof or you have magic powers or other people killed them for you?

MoTown
05-27-2009, 09:53 AM
Wow. What the hell happened to Comrade?

Fool
05-27-2009, 09:54 AM
Motowned once too often? You really gotta watch that power bro.

DennyMcLain
05-27-2009, 10:09 AM
Just like the old days :)

I miss Broncos.

DennyMcLain
05-27-2009, 10:13 AM
Comrade and Rasul are two of the more stranger people I've ever witnessed on the net.

Rasul reset...


Is this a rating system, so the more you have the more awesome you are? I'm sorry for being away so much, I just got up from a long sleep.



You use them to buy E from Rasul.

Tahoe
05-27-2009, 06:45 PM
Obama actually increased long-range missile defense overall, but cut programs focused on getting missiles shortly after launched that were pie-in-the-sky.

Keep in mind that the missile defense crowd has been prone to serious budget overruns with limited, fantasyland kinds of results.

Mark me down as disagreeing with almost everything above.

Tahoe
05-27-2009, 08:01 PM
Yeah, we can't stand for death threats via PM.

FTPOTA

Zip Goshboots
05-27-2009, 10:38 PM
Mark me down as disagreeing with almost everything above. It makes sense. I disagree with sense.

Tahoe
05-28-2009, 07:10 AM
^ "Serious budget overruns" In our Gov't? An overrun? OMG! What are we going to do? Shut the program down NOW!

Hermy
05-28-2009, 07:16 AM
^tax and spend liberal....but without the tax part...so deficit and spend liberal....which is much worse.

Pharaoh
05-28-2009, 07:54 AM
When fucker's go crazy like Comrade then it's time to take 'em out back and shoot 'em.

This site tolerates a lot of fucking shit and some people still wanna push the boundaries and see how far they can take it.

Why? What's the point? To show you're a tough cunt?

Get a clue dickhead: Typing shit on a forum doesn't make you tough. Threatening to kill someone over the fucking internet doesn't make you tough.

It makes me think you're a fucking loony toon and you need to get back to the padded room before you throw yourself off a tall building.

It's cool to argue intensely. It's cool to disagree with every fucking fibre of your being. It's cool to think about pissing on some other dude cause he's a fucking idiot and posted some stupid shit.

But you don't threaten to kill the dude?

Fuck off with that shit. That's just fucked.

Tahoe
05-28-2009, 06:14 PM
William Cohen...something or other for Clinton...Defense Sec?

"Cutting missile defense ain't no fucking good right now. It emboldens our enemies and confuses our friends"

Oh snap!

DennyMcLain
05-28-2009, 06:17 PM
Is Comrade:dismissed: ????

gusman
05-28-2009, 10:11 PM
The general said the US army is ready for a war. Can not wait for a draft.

UxKa
05-28-2009, 10:39 PM
Wow. What the hell happened to Comrade?

That was seriously, pretty sad. Wow n shit.

geerussell
05-28-2009, 10:41 PM
Effective missile defense is right up there with basic cancer research. A great thing to have ongoing in the background for future generations but if you think it's going to stop you from getting hit, you're living in a fantasy world.

Tahoe
05-28-2009, 10:51 PM
Yeah, I have not heard 1 person even come close to saying that.

Tahoe
05-29-2009, 06:47 PM
William Cohen...something or other for Clinton...Defense Sec?

"Cutting missile defense ain't no fucking good right now. It emboldens our enemies and confuses our friends"

Oh snap!

Hermy
05-29-2009, 07:36 PM
Doesn't Cohen do consulting work for a contractor that sells missile defense shit?

Tahoe
05-29-2009, 07:38 PM
I have no fucking idea.

UxKa
05-30-2009, 08:02 PM
http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/kim-jong-il-kim-jong-ok.jpg

Fool
05-30-2009, 10:06 PM
That's funny. Especially since he is ill.