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Glenn
03-31-2009, 09:43 AM
A Maryland mother and former cult member pleaded guilty yesterday to starving her 1-year-old son to death, The AP reported (http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/news/ynews/ts_ynews/storytext/ynews_ts281/31494410/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090331/ap_on_re_us/child_slain_cult). Ria Ramkissoon, 22, stopped feeding Javon Thompson when he refused to say "Amen" after a meal. Ramkissoon, who was a member of the now-defunct religious group 1 Mind Ministries at the time of the boy's death, stayed with the child's decomposing body because she believed he would be resurrected. She only agreed to the plea deal with prosecutors on the condition that they drop all charges if the boy comes back to life.

Tahoe
03-31-2009, 12:23 PM
This thread will challenge my calmness.

That muslim cat that shot both his daughters in Texas cuz he said they were becoming too Americanized.

I hope he's in a FFMITA prison.

Glenn
04-08-2009, 02:25 PM
Apparently there is video of this, but I ain't looking for it.


Notes, audiotapes discovered after mother shoots son, self at Central Florida firing range

April 7, 9:28 PM

Marie Moore, the 44-year-old Central Florida mother who fatally shot her 20-year-old son before turning the gun on herself at a Casselberry shooting range, apparently planned the crime in advance.

Family members have recovered three notes and three hours' worth of audiotapes that Moore, who had a history of mental illness, left behind. In the messages, she claims God commanded her to kill her son in order to "send him to Heaven." Moore also stated, "I have to die and go to Hell so there can be a thousand years peace on Earth."

Witnesses at the Shoot Straight Range were stunned by the shooting, which occurred within a few feet of other patrons engaged in firing practice.

They eerily recounted that mother and son didn't appear to be arguing or upset prior to the shooting. The two had been sharing a single firing lane and taking turns shooting targets when Marie Moore suddenly stepped behind her son and fired a single shot at the back of his head before shooting herself.

Mitchell died at the shooting range, and Marie died shortly afterward at a local hospital. The notes and audiotapes, which have not yet been released to the public, depict a woman resigned to her fate, according to Casselberry police.

Addressing the intended recipient, her boyfriend, simply as "King," and repeatedly referring to herself as "Failed Queen," Moore explained that she had prepared for her death by transferring the title to her truck and leaving the keys in it. She also left behind $7,900 cash and a check, apologizing that she couldn't leave more.

Fool
04-08-2009, 02:29 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30109090/

Doesn't show the actual shooting. Just video right before of them being normal.

Zip Goshboots
04-08-2009, 03:00 PM
Not whackos, some sanity, actually. I didn't read the whole thing, of course, being so busy and all, but if religion is a dyin' that's a very, very GOOD thing. Not a minute too soon.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/192583?GT1=43002

Uncle Mxy
07-25-2009, 12:22 AM
Not all wackos are bad:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090723/od_nm/us_girls_odd


PATNA, India (Reuters) – Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.

Tahoe
10-31-2009, 01:43 PM
You know you're getting old when you listen to AM radio...now on to my point. I can't believe how many religious peeps called in this week claiming Halloween is worshiping Satan.

Timone
10-31-2009, 02:08 PM
I can't believe how many religious peeps called in this week claiming Halloween is worshiping Satan.

was bukdow one of them?

Tahoe
10-31-2009, 02:25 PM
No, but Denny Mclain called.

DennyMcLain
10-31-2009, 07:09 PM
No, but Denny Mclain called.


LOL. BTW, please capitalize the "L" in McLain.... I'm THAT important.

Also, remember this garbage???

http://www.motownministries.com/

Maybe it's time to dust it off.

Timone
10-31-2009, 07:15 PM
I don't understand why the l has to be capitalized. That's just stupid. Fucking Ireland, or wherever the hell McLain originated.

Tahoe
01-24-2011, 05:51 PM
Hey the wife was warned.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/01/24/new-york-judge-allows-beheading-suspect-attorney/?test=latestnews





Hassan is accused of killing his 37-year-old wife Aasiya Hassan inside the offices of Bridges TV, the Muslim-oriented television station the couple founded to counter negative images of Muslims after the Sept. 11 attacks.
"She was very much aware of the potential ramification her filing for divorce might have," said attorney Elizabeth DiPirro, whose law firm, Hogan Willig, represented Aasiya Hassan in divorce proceedings. "But she wanted to proceed despite the potential for it to erupt."

Big Swami
01-25-2011, 11:19 AM
founded to counter negative images of Muslims after the Sept. 11 attacks

It's like rain on your wedding day.

Tahoe
01-25-2011, 03:07 PM
^ Isn't that crazy? He cut her head off.

Tahoe
02-06-2011, 06:58 PM
http://tribune.com.pk/story/113887/14-year-old-killed-for-refusing-to-marry-fathers-cousin/

Timone
03-21-2013, 05:48 PM
Man Buys House Across the Street from Westboro Baptist Church, Paints it Rainbow


(http://fox40.com/2013/03/20/man-buys-house-across-the-street-from-westboro-baptist-church-paints-it-rainbow)

Timone
05-22-2013, 04:58 PM
So, yeah. London. (http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/22/world/europe/uk-london-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t1)

Glenn
05-22-2013, 06:31 PM
Yep.

Glenn
08-16-2013, 03:59 PM
Chad Curtis found guilty on all counts in criminal sexual conduct trial. http://www.bddy.me/16QPI75

Glenn
10-19-2014, 08:23 AM
UPDATE
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2014/10/imprisoned_former_major_league.html#cmpid=nsltr_st ryheadline

Glenn
03-16-2016, 02:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMgaqhTZBlg

Uncle Mxy
03-16-2016, 11:44 PM
And then there's Kasich....

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/03/john-kasich-2016-religion-213735


He was raised Catholic with ambitions to be the best altar boy in his parish, earning him the nickname “Pope” among his friends.

Zip Goshboots
07-03-2016, 11:29 AM
A group of fake believers trying to convince a nation of fake believers that they believe in believing, when nobody believes what they say they believe.

As for that woman who shot her own sone--there's a guy who set a precedent for that, and although it turned out to be a bit of a joke played on him by "god"--Abraham is still considered the father of the Three Batshit Crazy World Dominant Religions.

Glenn
07-03-2016, 02:29 PM
Finally

Vinny
07-03-2016, 06:43 PM
A group of fake believers trying to convince a nation of fake believers that they believe in believing, when nobody believes what they say they believe.

As for that woman who shot her own sone--there's a guy who set a precedent for that, and although it turned out to be a bit of a joke played on him by "god"--Abraham is still considered the father of the Three Batshit Crazy World Dominant Religions.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/yahoo-answers-how-is-babby-formed/80698888/

Glenn
02-18-2017, 09:03 AM
NBA Superstar Kyrie Irving: “This Is Not Even a Conspiracy Theory… The Earth Is Flat”

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/18/nba-superstar-kyrie-irving-this-is-not-even-a-conspiracy-theory-the-earth-is-flat/

Uncle Mxy
02-18-2017, 11:01 AM
NBA Superstar Kyrie Irving: “This Is Not Even a Conspiracy Theory… The Earth Is Flat”

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/02/18/nba-superstar-kyrie-irving-this-is-not-even-a-conspiracy-theory-the-earth-is-flat/

Is "flat earth" a particularly religious wacko thing?

Of course Kyrie is right because he makes more money and has the media more at his command.

Or is he simply saying that LeBron James is flat, and Kyrie revolves around him when he isn't riding his jock?

I'm SO confused!

Glenn
02-18-2017, 11:33 AM
almost all the science-deniers go with with that "higher power" angle

Uncle Mxy
02-19-2017, 06:11 AM
They're high, I grant them that.

Glenn
02-20-2017, 12:20 PM
And now, this.


Draymond Green says the Earth "could be" flat when asked about Kyrie Irving's comments. http://on.freep.com/2kR7X9d

Glenn
02-20-2017, 12:21 PM
Oh, Sparty.

MikeMyers
06-21-2017, 11:03 PM
Islam for the win and lock this thread. Fuck them and their stupid violent shit everyday.

Glenn
07-07-2017, 02:06 PM
Mother accused of fatally stabbing kids, husband gives thumbs-up in court
http://cnn.it/2sy2XuP


"I'm representing the people that's humble, that's hardworking, the people that suffer, the people that have a lot of charges so that they understand that everything is possible through God," she said.

Uncle Mxy
07-09-2017, 05:41 AM
I read that as "husband gives thumbs up in court" to "mother accused of fatally stabbing kids".
Why am I bothering with bulletin boards at 5am?

MikeMyers
10-31-2017, 07:06 PM
The religion of peace makes its presence felt in NYC today.

Glenn
11-01-2017, 10:01 AM
There is no religion of peace. Oxymoronish.

MikeMyers
11-01-2017, 10:28 PM
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com

The Democrats just love sucking Muslim dick.

Glenn
11-01-2017, 10:47 PM
A world with no religion would be a much better place. Care to disagree?

Uncle Mxy
11-02-2017, 06:45 AM
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com

The Democrats just love sucking Muslim dick.

What is the one true religion, in your book??

You just seem so full of hate when it comes to Muslims, so what pray tell is the religion of peace and love?

Do you practice your faith??

My take on religion is that some of the most horrible, wonderful, astounding, and fucked-up things have been done in the name of it. It's bizarre to me. It's not worth the bang for MY buck. Perhaps my right parietal lobe and other "God spots" in my brain are just wired weirdly... I dunno? My parents tried to push religion down my throat and it never really 'took' apart from minor cultural aspects (e.g. "Geez..."). I've gone through my share of pain and loss and never found myself gravitating toward some organized religion. But, that's boring compared to the wackos. Fuck, I think I fell asleep just writing this... God help me! :)

Uncle Mxy
11-02-2017, 09:03 PM
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—Alarmed and appalled sources confirmed today that in complete defiance of his biblical duty to live a life that is holy and pleasing to God, local 27-year-old and so-called Christian Jeff Daugherty currently has an erection.

Daugherty, who claims to abide by the word of the Lord and walk in the footsteps of Jesus, is nonetheless now in a state of physical arousal, a development that has sent shockwaves through his community and deeply troubled his fellow churchgoers.

“How could anyone who professes to be a Christian fall to such shameful depths?” said Janet Hindsley, a member of Daugherty’s church who told reporters she was stunned and disgusted at news of the man’s engorged genitals. “I know people are capable of these kinds of ghastly practices. I’m not naïve. But you just don’t expect this sort of sinful behavior from someone you worship with every Sunday.”

“The thought that I’ve probably shared a pew with him before makes me sick to my stomach,” she added, shaking her head in revulsion.

Though Daugherty reportedly reads the Bible almost every day and regularly speaks out about his faith, sources said his present titillated condition puts him repulsively at odds with his assertion that he has accepted Jesus Christ as his savior. While many church members said they are praying for the soul of a man they believe has gone down a dark path, others are calling for the “pervert” and “heretic” to be expelled from their congregation.

According to Darren Howe, who belongs to the same men’s prayer group as Daugherty, this isn’t the first time the purported believer in the Holy Scripture has become erect.

“He confided to me that he gets them at least once a week, and sometimes every day,” said Howe with visible distaste, adding that while he was revolted by the admission, he encouraged Daugherty in his battle to remain pure before the eyes of the Lord. “Apparently he’s even woken up in the morning with one, as horribly depraved as that is. And this is a man who has children! He’s got that… that thing under the same roof as his kids!”

“How could Jeff let his body become an instrument of Satan?” he continued. “He must renounce this evil in his life and repent.”

Fearing Daugherty may bring his tumescent phallus into their place of worship Sunday, some church members have appealed to their pastor, the Rev. Allen Whitlock, to prevent the “insult to all creation” from entering God’s house.

“While it’s true we are all sinners, that doesn’t give us an excuse to live as wickedly as we please,” Whitlock said when reached for comment. “I’ve known Jeff a long time. I’ve had dinner at his house. I’ve prayed with his family at their kitchen table. It unnerves me to think that right there in his lap, out of sight and inches away from me, Jeff might very well have been quietly sinning. Because even if no one else can see it, the Lord can.”

“Do I want a man singing songs of praise in my church while his body is flush with such impurity?” he continued. “No, I do not. It’s an abomination, and it must stop.”

At press time, the pastor stood before a hastily convened vigil outside Daugherty’s house, urging his congregation to pray for the fallen man’s erection to retreat and remain dormant so that he might one day resume his walk with God

Uncle Mxy
11-03-2017, 03:57 PM
Shammgod, is that you?

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/general-news/20171030/police-man-steals-school-bus-causes-multi-car-crash?source=most_viewed


A 36-year-old Pontiac man who reportedly identified himself as “God” to police was arrested Saturday morning after allegedly stealing a school bus from Webber Media Arts Academy and causing a multi-car accident, hurting one driver.

Glenn
12-08-2017, 11:34 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQiXaGWUEAA75kH.jpg

Glenn
12-08-2017, 11:39 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQiVbvWUIAEcuPv.jpg

Timone
12-11-2017, 10:22 AM
https://qz.com/1152828/port-authority-explosion-what-we-know-so-far-about-the-situation-in-manhattan/

Thankfully this fucking loser only really managed to hurt himself (three peeps only had minor 'ries)

Uncle Mxy
02-04-2018, 02:13 PM
http://www.theoaklandpress.com/lifestyle/20180202/more-americans-killed-by-white-supremecists-than-muslim-extremists-studies-show?source=most_viewed

More Americans killed by white supremecists than Muslim extremists, studies show

Glenn
02-13-2018, 08:57 AM
@AP
Oklahoma woman who believed her daughter was possessed by the devil is sentenced to life without parole for killing her by forcing a crucifix and medallion down her throat. http://apne.ws/kmfVv5s

Glenn
08-23-2019, 10:34 PM
smdh

City Council candidate: Keep town as white 'as possible'
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/23/us/marysville-michigan-city-council-racist-comments-soh/index.html

Uncle Mxy
08-24-2019, 09:22 PM
Is she really a religious nut, or is just just spouting off religious bullshit to justify racist bullshit?

I'm surprised this is getting national play. There are crackpot candidates like this everywhere.