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Timone
03-29-2009, 11:08 AM
ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

Harris is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors "declined to file formal charges" against him.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/vince-shlomi-shamwow-pitc_n_180210.html

UxKa
03-29-2009, 11:14 AM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg

UxKa
03-29-2009, 11:14 AM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

Zip Goshboots
03-29-2009, 12:21 PM
That's not a bad looking hooker at all! But with a thousand bucks, shouldn't a guy be able to call up a local, say, "Escort Service" and specify things like "I like to kiss, and I don't want my tongue bitten off. Even if she is cute."?

Zip Goshboots
03-29-2009, 12:23 PM
Sasha "Harris"?? Um, yeah. Looks like Sasha HarrisOV to me. A Russian import. Damn Russians! How many guys who send off for a Russian Mail Order Bride are now walking around without a tongue?
They could have won the Cold War with those bitchez.

Timone
03-29-2009, 12:25 PM
I think it's actually Harrisski. Fucking Poles!!

Fool
03-29-2009, 01:51 PM
Is he wearing a shamwow for a shirt?

Timone
03-29-2009, 01:54 PM
I guess she didn't love his nuts.

Tahoe
03-29-2009, 02:00 PM
She's smilling and he looks beat up.

Billy Mays would have kicked that hookers ass.

Billy Mays > Vince

Uncle Mxy
03-29-2009, 02:17 PM
Sasha "Harris"?? Um, yeah. Looks like Sasha HarrisOV to me. A Russian import. Damn Russians! How many guys who send off for a Russian Mail Order Bride are now walking around without a tongue?
They could have won the Cold War with those bitchez.
The arrest warrant says she was born in California and is a U.S. citizen.

You can poke her on Facebook and see for yourself:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sasha-Lenea/708988820