You and the Williams sisters in a 3-way.

Nobody ever finds out that It Happened. (including your wife/s.o., unless you want them to)

This one is a no-brainer. You'd be stupid not to.
Oh dear gourd, they are ugly, but it's the notoriety, and face it: We ARE message board guy. This would be as close to real women as we would ever get.

http://www.streetgangs.com/gallery/tres/serena2.jpg

I'm in.

http://api.ning.com/files/Rg2VEr6AWDr0Hq-uPEBAKd8dWHAQUY45gL2abdECXO4_/serena_ass.jpg

YES SIR!

http://i.pbase.com/o4/67/658267/1/58841149.serenawilliamsfineass.jpg

http://www.beyondsexxy.com/serena-williams/williams-serena-ass.jpg

I've decided to be considerate tonight and think about the people that will be at work tomorrow reading this.

Wait, FUCK them! What are they doing reading on the job?

They're not reading, Y'know. I've been fired from my last 17 jobs for this:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1135/580623265_4475217a52.jpg

Any Venus goodies?

Guess not.

I wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

The Williams' sisters should schedule a 4 way with Champ & Boss Bailey, just for shiggles.

No thanks.

Hell Yeah!

I wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

Eeewww. They're girls!

Not sure if I would bang 'em, exactly, but I'd share my load with them in some way, for sure.

I seriously love these threads. Message Board Guy turning down actresses, starlets, models, and sexy afleets. Yup. I believe it.

Not sure if I would bang 'em, exactly, but I'd share my load with them in some way, for sure.

That's not what this post originally said.

OP needs to COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS!!!

Me shooting my junk on their face is indeed a three-way, IMO.

I answered yes, but its just to get to Serena. I'd prolly tell Venus to go get some beer and then spend some quality time with Serena.

I seriously love these threads. Message Board Guy turning down actresses, starlets, models, and sexy afleets. Yup. I believe it.
Sorry. Just not attracted to them. Plus I'm under the assumption that most of the girls in Hollywood aren't as attractive as the people we see on the street, in bars, etc. Hollywood makeup goes a long way.

I don't find minorities attractive.

Sorry. Just not attracted to them. Plus I'm under the assumption that most of the girls in Hollywood aren't as attractive as the people we see on the street, in bars, etc. Hollywood makeup goes a long way.

I support MoTown in whatever or whoever he decides to do or not do!

^LDB always delivers. (That would make for a good emoticon: get on that Glenn)

Plus, Zip, to be honest, Serena scares me. If she got mad at me while I was fucking her, a quick turn of the hips and she could rip my dick off. And if I screamed too loudly, she could snap my neck with one hand.

And Venus is just ugly. Really ugly.

I agree on the Venus thing. She's a really good tennis player and rich and all of that, but that doesn't make her doable.

Isn't it Jim Rome that calls Venus "Predator"?

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/predator_robert_rodriguez.jpg

Isn't it Jim Rome that reminds me of you?

^LDB always delivers. (That would make for a good emoticon: get on that Glenn)



I agree.

Isn't it Jim Rome that calls Venus "Predator"?

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/predator_robert_rodriguez.jpg

LMAO...I don't watch him regularly, but when I do, he delivers for me.

LMAO...I don't watch him regularly, but when I do, he delivers for me.

You love George Bush as well. I think we know enough about what makes you tick.

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1598/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1598R-207996.jpg

You love George Bush as well. I think we know enough about what makes you tick.



http://www.walyou.com/img/clinton_laughing_skype.jpg

Venus: Yes.

Serena: GSDFGHSGSGSGSGJJRJTRJRTYJRYJ OMGYESTHATASSOMG

And here I thought this was about Anna Williams vs. Nina Williams from Tekken...

Follow-up question:

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Nope, no way.

I think Portia is smokin', but Ellen might as well be a dude.

Portia has the body of a dude. Tayshaun to be specific.

What a way to kill a thread GD.

As a white man the idea of me and the Williams sisters getting it on was quite exciting.

But the prospect of doing Ellen just makes me wanna hurl