I bought a Salsa Moto Rapido frame and then built the bike up from there. I must say, it is an excellent bike. It kind of got me to thinking, my bike pretty much reflects me. That being, very cool, elite and overall, out of the reach of the average knuckledragger. Then I got to thinking some more (with the help of a six-pack of Old Speckled Hen), that everybodys` bike is probably a reflection of them. So, WTF, what kind of bike do you have? Or, for those of you who no longer ride a bike (I ride to work everyday and probably ride about 120 miles a week total. just sayin` is all), what was your last bike?

I rode your wife while you were out on your tricycle last week, pedalling to the store for a new wedge and maul.

My last bike was a Huffy I had when I was 11 or 12. My buddy borrowed it and stuck 2 used condoms he found on the ground on the foam handle-grips, essentially ending my bicycling days.

So far, pretty expected. Although, Hermy>Zip.

bukdow, your wife likes anal. But my ass is still sore.
HEY! Did I say that out loud?

bukdow, your wife likes anal. But my ass is still sore.
HEY! Did I say that out loud?
You too?!

Yeah, and I'm not ashamed to say I liked it!

I had a bike when I was in college. It broke and I upgraded to a Honda Spree.

I used to collect Honda Sprees, actually.

Love the thread, I'll hang up and wait for Denny to gloss his crotch rockets.

Is this an NCAA bike you've got?

Did you put those little cardboard mail in reply cards from your Harper's magazine in the spokes bukdow?

Is this an NCAA bike you've got?
Aw, meow.

Did you put those little cardboard mail in reply cards from your Harper's magazine in the spokes bukdow?
No. Even Harper`s mail in reply cards couldn`t stand up to the way I ride. Don`t forget, chippewa, I was a bicycle messenger in SF. Therefore, my ability to consistently and precisely ride a bike at high speeds is fairly unmatched in these parts. Just ask the MSU faculty that I leave in the dust while they are riding their Lance Armstrong wannabe roadbikes.

bukdow, you've NEVER told us about your days in San Francisco.

I feel his overall attitude tells us all we need to know about his time in the "happiest" city in America.

bukdow, you've NEVER told us about your days in San Francisco.

I believe bukdow is actually Dave Coulier, aka Joey from Full House.

I bought a Salsa Moto Rapido frame and then built the bike up from there. I must say, it is an excellent bike. It kind of got me to thinking, my bike pretty much reflects me. That being, very cool, elite and overall, out of the reach of the average knuckledragger. Then I got to thinking some more (with the help of a six-pack of Old Speckled Hen), that everybodys` bike is probably a reflection of them. So, WTF, what kind of bike do you have? Or, for those of you who no longer ride a bike (I ride to work everyday and probably ride about 120 miles a week total. just sayin` is all), what was your last bike?


I'm sorry to hear that you have a small penis.

Is this an NCAA bike you've got?

http://lastrow.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/agony-of-defeat.jpg

http://lastrow.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/agony-of-defeat.jpg

Why parents should eat their young, or why 98% of us should be sterilized at birth.

These aren't bad:

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/philly_400.jpg

Good lord

This makes me yearn for the days of the bukdow forum.

Good lord
I`ll bet that Special Olympiad you so lovingly exhibit as your avatar has a Curious George bike with training wheels that he can go really, really fast on. Thus, leading the resurgance.

Ah, yes, the SF days. Well, I moved out there with my girlfriend when we were both 19. I lived in a swank apartment in North Beach with her at first because her parents were rich. I then dumped her and moved in with a glamorous vegan from Vancouver. We lived in the Tenderloin because it was shabby chic. Then, when my friend graduated from RIT, he and I moved in together. We lived in Middle Haight. Primarily, I smoked pot, worked as a bicycle messenger and skied. It was a great time. Then, after nearly 6 years of that, I came back and got not one, but two degrees from MSU. And now, I work with nanoclay polymers. Theres more, but I don`t have time right now.

another instant classic

Someone has taken over his account. I'm positive.

Ah, yes, the SF days. Well, I moved out there with my girlfriend when we were both 19. I lived in a swank apartment in North Beach with her at first because her parents were rich. I then dumped her and moved in with a glamorous vegan from Vancouver. We lived in the Tenderloin because it was shabby chic. Then, when my friend graduated from RIT, he and I moved in together. We lived in Middle Haight. We were free. We made love constantly, it was open, and it was great. Two men in love, and not an ounce of shame in it. Primarily, I smoked pot, worked as a bicycle messenger and skied. It was a great time. Then, after nearly 6 years of that, I came back and got not one, but two degrees from MSU. And now, I work with nanoclay polymers. Theres more, but I don`t have time right now.

This makes me yearn for the days of the bukdow forum.

Please. This whole damn forum is 98% unreadable at a time when it should be extremely interesting.

You have the power. Make it happen, and make it the ONLY forum that clown can access.

If that doesn't tell pot smokers that they can also do great things in life, I don't know what does.

Bikes? ROFL! No way would I ever own a bike. Bikes are for pot-smoking, tree-hugging, left-winged sissies.

Bikes? ROFL! No way would I ever own a bike. Bikes are for pot-smoking, tree-hugging, left-winged sissies.

Do you have a kitchen on your 2nd floor too? Snob.

Actually, I do. My butler keeps it nice and clean while the chef prepares great meals.

Actually, I do. My butler keeps it nice and clean while the chef prepares great meals.
WTF is your Butler doing cleaning the kitchen? That's what the maid is for.

Bikes? ROFL! No way would I ever own a bike. Bikes are for pot-smoking, tree-hugging, left-winged sissies.
Why would you disparage bicycling? Are you weak? Do you lack endurance? Is your co-ordination that of a one-legged swine?

I find that those who attempt to disgrace integrated physicality for the sake of the appearance of wealth and/or power are generally sorely lacking on all fronts.

If that doesn't tell pot smokers that they can also do great things in life, I don't know what does.
Indeed. And, if done with discretion one can still partake occasionally. Its all in how you do it.

Why would you disparage bicycling? Are you weak? Do you lack endurance? Is your co-ordination that of a one-legged swine?

I find that those who attempt to disgrace integrated physicality for the sake of the appearance of wealth and/or power are generally sorely lacking on all fronts.

He's one of those ballers. Ballers don't ride bikes.

buk, how far is where you work from where you live?

He's one of those ballers. Ballers don't ride bikes.

buk, how far is where you work from where you live?
What is a "baller"? I live about 9 miles from where I work.

I'm not a baller, so I can't really give you the answer you might be looking for.

I think you're better suited asking DrTre. He's an expert on all things ballin' and dad guy. You'd probably fit under the "dad guy" tent, according to him.

You know what? I can answer that.

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0216/ncb_a_memphis_580.jpg

Perfect example.

I'm not a baller, so I can't really give you the answer you might be looking for.

I think you're better suited asking DrTre. He's an expert on all things ballin' and dad guy. You'd probably fit under the "dad guy" tent, according to him.
I don`t understand these terms. Meh.

Yeah, same here. But since when has anyone understood what DrTre was talking about?

K-Mart Sparties, man.

You know what? I can answer that.

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0216/ncb_a_memphis_580.jpg

Perfect example.
Oh, now I get it. Someone who thinks wearing pants down to his knees is "representin'" and the use of proper English is for "whitey". In other words, a dumbass.

Me neither. But have you ever understood what DrTre has talked about? I know I haven't.
Is he the very pro-MSU guy he doesn`t come around so much anymore?

THERE YA GO!

By the way, I was kidding. I have no problem with bikes. I walk to work and school.

Is he the very pro-MSU guy he doesn`t come around so much anymore?

yep.

You know what? I can answer that.

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0216/ncb_a_memphis_580.jpg

Perfect example.
Is that Kelvin Sampson on the far right?

yep.
Yeah, he hangs out on spartantailgate now. Not a bad guy, but kind of the Jerthro34 of the non-alumni MSU fans.

I have no idea, buk. I'm one of those Walmart NCAA fans that only watch come Tournament time. I even filled out a bracket and everything, even though I know nothing about college ball.

By the way, I was kidding. I have no problem with bikes. I walk to work and school.
Good for you. Large vehicles do not garner respect. Just ask Tahoe.

You know what pisses me off, buk? When people are too fucking lazy to walk. They just HAVE to drive their vehicles to the corner store, THE CORNER STORE, of all places.

I have no idea, buk. I'm one of those Walmart NCAA fans that only watch come Tournament time. I even filled out a bracket and everything, even though I know nothing about college ball.
I see. I can`t really blame you. I think the NCAA tournament is the best sporting event. Way better than the Super Bowl in my opinion.

For the record, I have UNC beating UConn in the championship game. No big surprise.

I walk on the treadmill, then drive to the store. :)

I see. I can`t really blame you. I think the NCAA tournament is the best sporting event. Way better than the Super Bowl in my opinion.

For the record, I have UNC beating UConn in the championship game. No big surprise.

And don't worry, I will NOT be rooting for Michigan. I'm remaining consistent.

I've got UNC over Louisville in the Championship game.

You know what pisses me off, buk? When people are too fucking lazy to walk. They just HAVE to drive their vehicles to the corner store, THE CORNER STORE, of all places.
Yeah, thats pretty lame. However, many cities are not set up for pedestrians or bicyclists. Then of course, there is that whole social stigma that goes along with walking. It is assumed by some that because you are walking you are economically disadvantaged and therefore have no chance of getting the bitches.

I was pretty young the last time I had a bike. I was living in Soufwest Detroit, where I grew up, and I think my dumb ass left it on the porch. We believe the guy that came over to shovel our snow stole it.

Lesson learned: always shovel your own snow.

I walk on the treadmill, then drive to the store. :)
Typical conservative. Willing to cut of his own nose just to spite his face.

I also walk to work.

http://waxekphrastic.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/bum.jpg

Please. This whole damn forum is 98% unreadable at a time when it should be extremely interesting.

You have the power. Make it happen, and make it the ONLY forum that clown can access.

It's not really hurting anything, IMO, and maybe it's even helping.

We'll clean it all up early next week when nothing is going on.

That said if Chris, Mo or any of our other fetching mods want to slide it over to the dumpster, I won't be sore.

^ But I know of someone who might be.

It's not really hurting anything, IMO, and maybe it's even helping.

We'll clean it all up early next week when nothing is going on.

That said if Chris, Mo or any of our other fetching mods want to slide it over to the dumpster, I won't be sore.

No balls. The No Balls Forum. If Jethro's self righteous whining gets this thread zapped, I quit.
And by the way, am I the only one who thinks that Jethro would be about ZERO fun to hang around with?

http://www.cmukgb.org/images/activities/mystery/geeks.jpg

If this thread gets zapped and Zip quits, I will quit.

No balls. The No Balls Forum. If Jethro's self righteous whining gets this thread zapped, I quit.
And by the way, am I the only one who thinks that Jethro would be about ZERO fun to hang around with?

http://www.cmukgb.org/images/activities/mystery/geeks.jpg

http://www.kawasakimotorcycle.org/forum/attachments/main-lobby/19363d1210917673-motorcycle-themed-motivational-posters-1184736065219.jpg

First choice when googling image of "awesome bike"

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/01/25/woodbike-1.jpg

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/69%20Awesome%20Bike%20Crash%20Pic.jpg

http://img.techpowerup.org/070817/pwned-bike.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-bike-lock-owner-fail.jpg

http://byfiles.storage.live.com/y1pAiJdPZ3n8QEHwT1-D69yYlr1HcuXKO3YGcHawdl_QC_mIHcqdHfjPi8cmPQnaNXNhW qYRD1q7tM

Plagerized ^

http://bluecollarmtb.com/images/undies2.jpg

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/12/sideways-bike.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1017/1413506458_2228ff1271.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/llmollyll/faqtbottomedgirls.jpg

Oh shit, nothing turns me on like a couple inches of buttcrack

http://aproposofnothing.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/freddie-mercury.jpg

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8076/freddiemercury0vezn3.jpg

Tahoe, I know you might still be pissed at me, but just know this:
http://991.com/NewGallery/Freddie-Mercury-I-Was-Born-To-Lov-156285.jpg

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8581/backcrackfk4.jpg

We are the champions......of the world!

Bukdow's ride.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2Gh_jKNFuSw/RbG2hvAA-_I/AAAAAAAAArU/HgfJ1pjCdE8/s400/PizzaDelivery.jpg

Also Dominos employee pf the month

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aFUgHABZUG4/Rmln7kXkT0I/AAAAAAAAA1w/leUuNO9mreA/s400/leather%2Bgay%2Bman.jpgTHIS is bukdow's ride

Bukdow's ride.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2Gh_jKNFuSw/RbG2hvAA-_I/AAAAAAAAArU/HgfJ1pjCdE8/s400/PizzaDelivery.jpg

Also Dominos employee pf the month


http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=184656&postcount=16

This is bukdow's ride...

http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hello-kitty-vibrator-pinkthumbnail.jpg

Wow, LDB! Good Find!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/110/305183388_235f278ee6.jpg

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=184656&postcount=16

Holee shit!!!! No joke? That pic REALLY IS Bukdow.

I just bested Uncle Cliffy for INTERNET FIND OF THE YEAR.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/janetlovesu/you_got_it_dude.jpg

I'm gonna post this shit all night long.

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k111/toddmbull/IMG_0405.jpg

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/fat_guy_motorcycle2.jpg

bukdow got his love of bikes from his grandmother:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/A_Dyke_on_a_Bike_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

People who "quit" because a thread gets moved are douchebags.

M9U-Rzd7Lqs

You know what? I can answer that.

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0216/ncb_a_memphis_580.jpg

Perfect example.

Those are pretty clearly Dad Guys. Ballers rock Nike.

http://alloveralbany.com/images/andrew_franciosa_big_pink_bike.jpg

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/12/dragon_bike2.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1248/836896461_609001bd77.jpg

^^^Phil Mickelson and his bitch.

Come on...thats not Phil, he's a 34b.

People need to stop complaining about bukky's threads being in the wrong forum. There are different rules for bukdow. Because once we move his threads, he can no longer find them, and the thread dies.

Oh, so you are kind of preaching a de facto censorship of bukdow, eh?
Is THAT how you want to run your forum? One of the best posters, one who inspires thought and feedback, and you want to run and hide from him instead of engaging him (or her or it) and chellenging him (or her or it) and having some fun?

Perhaps it's time to take this forum into the Dark Place where all that is discussed are mock drafts, hypothetical trades between teams, and obscure movies that only Moxie will watch or can understand (no matter how cultured Tahoe tries to sound)?

I find this attitude offensive! I protest!

If I would have known that me saying I only watch foreign bugs you so much Zip, I would have said it a long time ago.

Oh, so you are kind of preaching a de facto censorship of bukdow, eh?
Is THAT how you want to run your forum? One of the best posters, one who inspires thought and feedback, and you want to run and hide from him instead of engaging him (or her or it) and chellenging him (or her or it) and having some fun?

Perhaps it's time to take this forum into the Dark Place where all that is discussed are mock drafts, hypothetical trades between teams, and obscure movies that only Moxie will watch or can understand (no matter how cultured Tahoe tries to sound)?

I find this attitude offensive! I protest!

You have it wrong - I'm saying we need to keep bukdow's threads where he starts them so the excellence can continue. People need to stop saying "Is this NCAA material?" or "Swat this!" because when bukdow starts a thread you can be sure that it's going to be amazing. Once we move it, bukky can't find it, thus killing the thread.

I'm moving it back to the NCAA forum if he doesn't post in this soon.

Better have an extra wide gel seat if you wanna roll with this bitch..

http://adult.madeofawesome.net/index.php/gallery/category/C12/

You have it wrong - I'm saying we need to keep bukdow's threads where he starts them so the excellence can continue. People need to stop saying "Is this NCAA material?" or "Swat this!" because when bukdow starts a thread you can be sure that it's going to be amazing. Once we move it, bukky can't find it, thus killing the thread.

I'm moving it back to the NCAA forum if he doesn't post in this soon.

Oh K. Nevermind.

http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2008/04-25/tv_saturday_night_live_300.jpg

Oh K. Nevermind.

http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2008/04-25/tv_saturday_night_live_300.jpg


I come back and homeboy MoTown is still beating down Goshboots. Funny shit! Keep it up, I'm lovin' reading this shit. Goshboots, it seems like you just keep making stuff up homie. You call out the Mo, yet he keeps backing his shit up.

Better have an extra wide gel seat if you wanna roll with this bitch..

http://adult.madeofawesome.net/index.php/gallery/category/C12/

Denny, I've featured that ass here before, especially the one labeled "perfect ass. Pushed out".

Denny, I've featured that ass here before, especially the one labeled "perfect ass. Pushed out".

You are a virtual pioneer.

So did I, buk. Ha!

Take it for a walk.