I LOVE HOCKEY METAPHORS FOR INTERNET DATING

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NZXyVMFD8Y

I'm trying to locate the new Magic Johnson Rent-A-Center ad.

"We can all use a little assist with our goals" *cheesy grin*

Any help appreciated.

TIA

This thread would not be complete without Lee, the douchbag from the e_Harmony commercials.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnhktEpYBBM

Did they let him wear his cowboy boots bowling?

I'm so gonna own this thread (despite not having consistent viewing time to devote to watching TV).

Have you seen the match.com commercials? (I think it's match.com) The ones where it just shows some person on camera giggling or looking nervous. It looks like a ransom tape someone sent in. It creeps me out (more than just a little bit).

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I think my favorite one is still the Snickers one for Georghe Muresan cologne.

I LOVE HOCKEY METAPHORS FOR INTERNET DATING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NZXyVMFD8Y

She knows his stick side.

Here's a good one!

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I like this one too.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTekZuVAVVU

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I wonder how much money (and who he had to blow to get it) the "Can you hear me now" guy is making. Gorsh, man. He's been going with this gig for three or four years now, hasn't he? Fucking A LUCKY BASTARDO!

^ He's probably got a kitchen on his second floor.

I do like that sporting goods commercial. Always gives me a laugh.

I do like that sporting goods commercial. Always gives me a laugh.

I would have laughed if he'd have taken one in the junk. No excuse not to do that. The commercial's director missed a golden opportunity for Maximum Funny.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNUCsUUaevk

This commercial cracks me up every time I watch it

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I saw that one this morning for the first time and also lolled.

This one cracks my wife up, for some unknown reason.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bJOIqVAD-s

GIMMIE THAT FILET-O-FISH, GIMMIE THAT FISH

shit, now it's stuck in my head

Wow. The vid is not even available on the youtube link. Pshaw to all that free pub and all.

Even when you click the link underneath the embedded video?

I just tried and it worked for me.

I must have a magic computer!

GIMMIE THAT FILET-O-FISH, GIMMIE THAT FIIIIISH

Best McD comersh in a while...thats for sure.

GLENN! I tworked! I too must have a computer full of

http://www.cs4fn.org/mathemagic/images/magic3.jpg


Either that, or just knowing you are around helped my computer!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhfl4mFH1No

I watch every one of those, every time they come on. Here's my fav of that bunch.

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^^^Nice!

This is crazy.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ

Nothing?

How in the hell did that commercial make the air? That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

LOL worthy, though, once you get passed the "how did they get away with that?"

I was going to complain about the deterioation of society and all that conservative stuff, but thought that schtick is wearing on some peeps.

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They're airing this one quite a bit during the tourney, but its still funny.

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Hilarity.

http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5284d9f5

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

And she can wear her pajamas!

Seriously, is there a bigger scam than these online-only "schools"?

I'm sure employers are lining up to hire these graduates.

Probably one of my favorite commercials from Europe.

(Look for the head drop.. spared no expense).

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And she can wear her pajamas!

Seriously, is there a bigger scam than these online-only "schools"?

I'm sure employers are lining up to hire these graduates.

I tried it!

They connected me to Wayne County CC. The fucktards!!!!

Is it possible to be seduced by a Miracle Whip commercial?

I kinda wanna bang that chick at the end,lol

I've been seeing these commercials on ESPN News for a long time and I knew this guy looked familiar, but I just figured out this morning that it's Starsky from Starsky & Hutch!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV4z33EU_Gg

I'm not that old.

http://www.paulmichaelglaser.org/pmg_ds_promow_flower.jpg

Their car was friggin awesome.

He looks like Gabriel Byrne.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvJnPhpdks

"Cooome on!"

"Cooome on!"
^last post before site went down

^last post before site went down

So worth it.



Also:

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Anyone else amused by the Jack Van Impe commercial asking about whether it's ok to love animals? I keep expecting some random scenes of bestiality.

This is well done.

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/8729284/24080174

Is this bumped for the SB?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbJy0O4UFSM

Just. Wow.

I AM TIRED OF STABBING MY FINGERTIPS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK0XmtI9e6s

0:48

I LOVE HOCKEY METAPHORS FOR INTERNET DATING

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NZXyVMFD8Y

"She knows my weak side, my stick side"

Broest/douchiest commercial ever.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uINmw0smNQ8

OOOOOOOOOh... Houshmanzadeh.

Houshmanzadaaaaaaaaah.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=BOJjoEX5cKk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9u0iq0tN3A
Hate this. Why does he have to say "WHAT" at the end? Tool.

These 1800 Tequilla commercials with Spider are trash.

Change the game? More like change the CHANNEL.

LOL!

laughing at your own jokes on the internet will never not be funny.

wait

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5-fFNMXiLU

That sucked. Doesn't anybody have any ballin' commercials??

You want ballin'?
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Saw this on the tube this morning. Jaw was on the floor. Best part at around 1:20, but watch the whole thing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ1WRj2OaMk&playnext=1&list=PL3F80647E6234EB60

You guys don't know funny.

I'm going to go start my own forum and post by myself.

Wait.

Not TV commercials but close enough.

http://www.saigontoday.net/GeorgesHumour/tabid/72/EntryId/77215/Youll-never-see-these-ads-again.aspx

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"Find God's match for you at ChristianMingle.com"

I hate this guy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS_LwObwXAs

That guy fucking sucks. He's all over hulu.

I hate that fucker. Never liked him. He's fuckin at least a foot taller than me, but I'd fight that bitch in a heart beat. Fuck that mother fucker.

Such a fucking bro tool

Not only does Kmart actually still exist, but they found themselves a clever ad agency!

http://www.fastcocreate.com/1682826/how-kmart-used-social-listening-and-some-nerve-to-create-a-ship-my-pants-funny-viral-hit

I remember two years ago when I had a job I hated in Dayton, OH and went to a Kmart and ordered a Hot-and-Ready for lunch.

Those were sad, shameful times.

Thanks for the lunch idea!

This motherfucker...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYlcY0Rq66c

This guy thinks his shit doesn't stink, doesn't he?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZishwAt_RM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaDGwg-MkOI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YBtspm8j8M

Made by a company that sells stock video footage, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAMRXqQXemU

http://ispot.tv/a/7kfs

1:12 into the ad is a funny testimonial. I giggled when I heard it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWqeM7s_tOc

This used to be my favorite late-night commercial

We're you FAVorite fine hat store.

We've got hats, and THIS, and THAT *shows a dwarf in a suit*

Actually my favorite old local ad was one for Bricker-Tunis Furs that had an annoyingly catchy song, but I can't find it on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5C0fjxaGV4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NJRoUcrfrI
This is a very annoying commercial about old women peeing their pants

This one's pretty good

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/AkZZ/volkswagen-app-connect-bromance-ft-adam-scott-and-michael-pena

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haPvuhznuyI

Can't find it on YouTube yet, but just saw one of the douchiest commercials ever. They were pimping some GNC Force Factor (or whatever the fuck it's called) shit.

MAN UP AMERICA, BE LIKE THE REAL MEN WHO MADE THIS COUNTRY GREAT!!!

I saw a comersh with Ope in a fuckin leotard in her back yard doing some fuckin yoga shit or something. SMH I think she should retire, but she damn sure should retire being filmed in a leotard.

Sounds like the kind of thing Zip would masturbate to.

Serious question, you guys.

I'm worried about Ray. Bad plastic surgery or did he have a stroke or something?

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/dwW6/chantix-favorite-role-featuring-ray-liotta

Serious question, you guys.

I'm worried about Ray. Bad plastic surgery or did he have a stroke or something?

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/dwW6/chantix-favorite-role-featuring-ray-liotta

Saw this a couple months ago and was wondering WTF was with his makeup.

Thirded. Who at the production company thought that was OK?

Old but lol, WTF?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv1rKHGeMRk

Hate this guy so much.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s4hdF76Hfs

Why the hell would anyone subscribe to a YouTube channel for Geico ads?