WTFDetroit's 2009 Tournament of Douchebags

Thoughts?

I'd say you're the consensus favorite.

oof, that stung

I suppose I deserve that, asking for input and whatnot

Lets do dis. Bill OReilley in there please.

Gotta think that Coach Curry would be in the field.

Yep and Matt Millen might even make an appearance.

Donny Rumsfeld.

Could we do some playoffs first? Political DBags first, then Sports DBags, Entertainment DBags, etc, then have a final four or something.

Final Four...I like to come up with original ideas like Final Four. It kind of has a ring to it.

Maybe those are the four regions, just like the TOC.

Oops. I didnt remember the regions. I guess originality is not in the cards for me today.

Do we really need to take the time to do this?

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/07/30/bush460.jpg

Um, yeah, somebody swat this shit.

I thought maybe this would be fun and might get us some more notoriety.

But if I sent out the press releases that the tournament was cancelled and the title was just awarded to GWB, it might be just as effective.

We can just make it the "George W Bush Memorial Tournament of Douchebags" and make him ineligible.

He kept us safe, hardly a DBag, damn it!

I'll nominate Blagojevich for the political brackets.

So what are the four brackets? Political D-bags, Sports D-bags, Entertainment D-bags, and Guys Named Gl'enn?

ETC DBags?

In the spirit of Tahoe I nominate Keith Olbermann for one of the Political D-Bags, maybe even that lesbian who is on after him though I haven't really seen her.

Also Franken.

I'm being serious.

Also, we should have a WTF region. Ledezma, Knockout, Me, Zip, Glenn, Great Wall of Wallaces, Grizz, V maybe.

Entertainment:

-David Blaine

-That "Comedian" From The World Series ads a couple years ago. (I think I've permanently blacked his name out of my head as I can't remember it for the life of me...)

-Jim Belushi, Kevin/Jon/Tom Farley, all the other lesser talented brothers (This can count as one entry...)

Also, we should have a WTF region. Ledezma, Knockout, Me, Zip, Glenn, Great Wall of Wallaces, Grizz, V maybe.
Is Grizz a douchebag though?

Also, I was going to post almost the same thing but more just trolls. I think Tre and Knockout could be separate entries and also eligible: CCCSDad, RandyBlackLad, Zekyl, Bukdow, DJ Buck, ..........?

I'd like to nominate RealGM

Grizz is more of a punk I guess.

I can't believe I forgot Bukdow. I don't even remember GWOW really as I never posted much on RealGM.

Taymelo should make it for the disappearing act.

You guys are off to a good start, I'm out.

Why am I not a douchebag? Do I give off the nice guy vibe or something?

Why am I not a douchebag? Do I give off the nice guy vibe or something?

It's the new name....LDB....It's like when Kentucky Fried Chicken went and changed their name to "KFC!" to try and trick people who were starting to realize that fried food is really really really bad for you.

k.

I second Olbermann. He should be a 2 or 3 seed in the Politics region.

I'm still searching #18 for white text.

Entertainment:

-David Blaine

-That "Comedian" From The World Series ads a couple years ago. (I think I've permanently blacked his name out of my head as I can't remember it for the life of me...)

-Jim Belushi, Kevin/Jon/Tom Farley, all the other lesser talented brothers (This can count as one entry...)
That's solid.

LDB, you have to be mean to be a D-bag. You've never been mean in your life.

Some peeps I'd like to see in the Entertainment Region:
-Jim Belushi
-50 Cent
-Kanye West
-Frank Caliendo

I'm still searching #18 for white text.

Completely serious. Just because we agree on a lot of the same political policies doesn't mean KO isn't a giant douche.

The guy had a running skit geared toward calling one of the two serious Presidential candidates senile. That's the essence of douche.

That's solid.

LDB, you have to be men to be a D-bag. You've never been mean in your life.

How dare you say such a thing, you...you...

Ok, you've convinced me on the first part and the 2nd part, I needed no convincing. :)

I fully expect this to be better than the TOC, btw.

Marbury's got to be the 1 seed in the Sports Region.

I have a hard time hackin on Zeke. He brought us the Champ...twice.

I see y'alls point after he stopped playing though.

If Fool's willing to put Olbermann in there, we have to put Zeke in somewhere.

I agree. He had a meltdown. He's a freak.

If Glenn's willing to put Olbermann in there, we have to put Zeke in somewhere.

Fixed.

Is Zeke a douche? He's a terrible GM, coach, and sexist, but a douche? LB is more of a douche I'd say.

If this is a lifetime achievement thing, OJ is the 1 seed without question.

Fixed.

Is Zeke a douche? He's a terrible GM, coach, and sexist, but a douche? LB is more of a douche I'd say.

makes him a douche, imo.

There's plenty of room for LB.

There has to be bigger Sport DBags then Zeke though...its just that I can't think of any. Thus, Zeke #1 or 2.

What about this Curry dude with the towel thing?

I'm not saying Zeke has to be seeded really high or anything. I've thought it over and realized that there are plenty of people in the sports world that are bigger douches.

Any Sports writers come to mind? I can't read so that'll be up to y'all.

I was just about to ask if anyone was cool with Wob Parker making it in.

Do they have to be currently in sports? Do Zo and Malone count? The guy who shot his limo driver. Kemp. Spree. Shimmy. Every baseball player except the two who didn't take steriods (sorry Vinny). Glenn's QB. Our Arizona Cardinals' backup QB. T.O, Millen, the Islander GM who gave that backup goalie a 30 year contract. The hockey player who made that "sloppy seconds" comment (Avery?).

Oh and Huckabee has to be in the political region. Have you tried watching that guy's show?

Right now, my Sports Region looks like this:
-Favre
-Plax
-Marbury
-Zeke
-Wade
-Wob
-Millen

Do they have to be currently in sports? Do Zo and Malone count? The guy who shot his limo driver. Kemp. Spree. Shimmy. Every baseball player except the two who didn't take steriods (sorry Vinny). Glenn's QB. Our Arizona Cardinals' backup QB. T.O, Millen, the Islander GM who gave that backup goalie a 30 year contract. The hockey player who made that "sloppy seconds" comment (Avery?).

Oh and Huckabee has to be in the political region. Have you tried watching that guy's show?

Avery, Zo, Malone, and T.O. should be in.

Dykstra too, perhaps?

And what about Sheffield? A-Rod?

THIS IS SO FUCKING HARD!

Bobby Flay. I hate that guy.

What about some of the Steroid dudes? McGuirre is #1 of that group.

I know everyones hatin on Canseco, but I think everyone is now realizing that what he said was mostly correct. He's a douche for using though. Not that I haven't used a steroid or 2.

I post better when I'm on Roids.

Man, I can't believe Barry Bonds JUST came to mind.

OJ
Wade
Plax
T.O.
Zo
Mailman
Avery
Marbury
Zeke
Millen
Sheffield
Bonds
McGwire
Palmeiro

From you alright? I learned it from watching you!

I think we might need another hockey guy.

Claude Lemieux?

lol

This part might be the most fun of this competition so I say we start this damn thing sometime in 2019.

Keep in mind that even though I pull a lot of weight around here, my Sports Region isn't the official Sports Region.

I just think it happens to be a very solid looking region.

Its hard to beat...it might need to be massaged but its pretty good.

This part might be the most fun of this competition so I say we start this damn thing sometime in 2019.

The fun/hard part will be determining seeds for each of the four regions.

We'll leave that for Glenn.

Its hard to beat...it might need to be massaged but its pretty good.

No disagreeing there.

come on guise, 2 more!

http://media.canada.com/1fd7df5f-ce32-4170-8bbe-95bbc214da27/laimbeer02.jpg
Any objections?

None. Huge Douche. Should be our Douche of a coach.

ROGER CLEMENS!!!!!!!


That's IT. Sports region is DONE!
Err, wait, I mean, MY sports region is DONE!

Oh my god--goodness gracious!

OJ
Wade
Plax
T.O.
Zo
Mailman
Avery
Marbury
Zeke
Millen
Sheffield
Bonds
McGwire
Palmeiro
Laimbeer
Clemens

There, may not be perfect, but at least I gave y'all something to work with.

Claude Lemieux Definitely should be in there. He might win the whole damn thing.

Speaking of winning the whole damn thing, the winner should be the ultimate answer to this question from Wil:
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14406

Maybe we could even hire some Chaldeans to do the job.

Who would you want to take out in order for Claude to get in? Zo?

Palmeiro shouldn't be there for sure. Arod and Jeter both should be on. Canseco should definitely be on. McGwire's an idiot but I don't know if Douche describes him.

I think there needs to be a definitive moment or quality to put them in the doucheament.

Bonds is an asshole.

Avery made the sloppy seconds comment.

Toine Shimmies.

Zo Flexes.

Jeter has his own cologne.

OJ killed his wife.

Claude Lemieux laughed, cackled and said he wasn't sorry for breaking Draper's jaw.

Plax stuck a gun in his sweatpants and shot himself.

I actually don't think marbury belongs at all. Being absolutely insane doesn't necessarily make you a douche.

It's all in your hands now, my man.

Pete Rose is definitely a Douche. Last time I was in Vegas he had a table set up and was selling autographed "Apology Balls" that said "I'm sorry I bet on Baseball -- Pete Rose". This is the sport's all-time hit king.

All the athletes that cry when they retire.

Pete Rose is definitely a Douche. Last time I was in Vegas he had a table set up and was selling autographed "Apology Balls" that said "I'm sorry I bet on Baseball -- Pete Rose". This is the sport's all-time hit king.


Nice. Pete completely slipped my mind, honestly.

Don Imus

It's all in your hands now, my man.

Sorry, wasn't trying to take over, just got fired up for some reason...


How did we do it when we did the TOC?


Also, Tim Donagy should be nominated at least....DOUCHE.

Fuck. I dinnit even think of Donaghy.

Vinny is good. Real good.

I think all regions should be submitted to him via PM first before they're posted in here.

Ent DBag -Tom Cruise

ETC DBagas Kevin Federline

I was going to go to sleep and be a normal human being for once, but now I want to stay up because of this damn thing.

Vin, what does your Sports Region look like?

John Rocker

^ I approve.

What about Bud?

Bud is at the very least honorable mention

We might need two sports regions at this rate.


Of the previously mentioned, I would consider the following all solid nominations:

OJ
Wade
Plax
T.O.
Zo
Avery
Millen
Bonds
Clemens
Donagy
A-Rod
Jeter
Claude Lemieux
Rose
Rocker
Toine
Rob Parker

Who else? Barkley?

Dave Stewart got a blowjob from a tranny hooker in the eighties but he's kind of obscure at this point.

Michael Vick for sure.

Ryan Leaf, but that's kind of done with.

Ogie Oglethorpe.

Brett Favre?

Al Davis?

That soccer guy? Beckham?

Jon Daly?

Wasn't Jeter in the Tournament of Cool though?

Wasn't Jeter in the Tournament of Cool though?

Ha, probably. He just looks like a douche though. It's just the fact that he's revered as some kind of God in New York while in reality he's been a pretty average SS of late, it bugs me. The fact that he'll probably be a first ballot HOFer while Trammel can barely hold on to votes drives me crazy.

Do they have to be currently in sports? Do Zo and Malone count? The guy who shot his limo driver. Kemp. Spree. Shimmy. Every baseball player except the two who didn't take steriods (sorry Vinny). Glenn's QB. Our Arizona Cardinals' backup QB. T.O, Millen, the Islander GM who gave that backup goalie a 30 year contract. The hockey player who made that "sloppy seconds" comment (Avery?).

Oh and Huckabee has to be in the political region. Have you tried watching that guy's show?


Is TO a lifetime achievement award? Cuz I thought he's been pretty good the last couple years. But if it's lifetime, then I'm down with that... although the OP states 2009.

2009 as in it's taking place in 2009!

I hate to be "That Guy", but I think we need to define what we're considering a douche bag. Is a douchebag anyone that is unlikable? Or does a douchebag have certain qualities that we need to define?

If MoTown is That Guy and being That Guy is wrong, I don't want to be right! Or something.

And yeah, Gl'enn should have gotten more specific.

^I always have at least one supporter.

Maybe we should just move on to the WTF, Entertainment (TV/Movies/Music) and Politics Regions and come back to the Sports Region l8a.

A guy with douche bag in his name at that!!

Maybe we should just move on to the WTF, Entertainment (TV/Movies/Music) and Politics Regions and come back to the Sports Region l8a.


TMZDetroit.com

I hate to be "That Guy", but I think we need to define what we're considering a douche bag. Is a douchebag anyone that is unlikable? Or does a douchebag have certain qualities that we need to define?

I nominate Motown for the Poster bracket.

Also, Jay Mariotti.

bukdow's seeding in the WTF region is probably the easiest decision of 'em all.

I nominate Motown for the Poster bracket.
Mission accomplished.

Shit, if MoTown gets in we might as well just skip to the Regional Championship matchup between him and bukdow.

I think famous people only.

I'm already training for this tourney. My schedule:

8:00am - Work out
10:00am - go tanning
11:00am - going to Abercrombie
11:02am - calling Zekyl for clothing advice
12:00pm - a carb free lunch
1:00pm - work out
4:00pm - go tanning
5:00pm - style my hair
6:30pm - stop styling my hair
7:00pm - dinner with whatever model I pick up
10:00pm - head to the local bar to astonish all females with my sweet body and killer tan
1:00am - 700 sit ups before bed


Bukdow's toast.

Just IMO.

Celebs only, just like TOC.

I'm already training for this tourney. My schedule:

8:00am - Work out
10:00am - go tanning
11:00am - going to Abercrombie
11:02am - calling Zekyl for clothing advice
12:00pm - a carb free lunch
1:00pm - work out
4:00pm - go tanning
5:00pm - style my hair
6:30pm - stop styling my hair
7:00pm - dinner with whatever model I pick up
10:00pm - head to the local bar to astonish all females with my sweet body and killer tan
1:00am - 700 sit ups before bed


Bukdow's toast.

Holy shit, what a douche this guy is!

Just IMO.

Celebs only, just like TOC.

Then why is there a WTF region then? Only Kstat is famous.

Who said the regions are set?

oh ok

TOC regions
Sports
Music
Movies/TV/Stage
Misc.

I'm already training for this tourney. My schedule:

8:00am - Work out
10:00am - go tanning
11:00am - going to Abercrombie
11:02am - calling Zekyl for clothing advice
12:00pm - a carb free lunch
1:00pm - work out
4:00pm - go tanning
5:00pm - style my hair
6:30pm - stop styling my hair
7:00pm - dinner with whatever model I pick up
10:00pm - head to the local bar to astonish all females with my sweet body and killer tan
1:00am - 700 sit ups before bed


Bukdow's toast.

Gotta hang out with some bros too.

TOC regions
Sports
Music
Movies/TV/Stage
Misc.

I think if we want this to be considered a success we should NOT model it after the TOC.

Good point.

I envision a Gl'enn vs. Lee from the eHarmony.com commercials final, then.

That should be exciting.

I'm pretty sure that we're working harder on this than we did on the TOC. So at least this Tournament has that going for it.

SO LET'S GET THE REGIONS SET SO WE CAN DO THIS THING! YEAH!

My 2 cents is calling one Entertainment so you can group, the O'Reilleys, Actors, Singers, etc in one group.

^ but thats just so you could have more regions, like Politics, but some peeps aren't into Politics so you shouldn't have politics if no one wants it, so you could break up entertainment into smaller groups if you could decide what the other groups are or something.

Where would "Brad" from that one wireless commercial fit in? See, he's not real but I still feel he belongs. Are fictional characters eligible?
O'Reilly should fit in Politics I think, anyone who talks about Politics counts as Politics.
IMO
If fictional characters are eligible, I'm nominating Johnny Lawrence from Karate Kid.
If fictional characters are not eligible, I nominate William Zabka, who played such roles as Johnny Lawrence in Karate Kid; Fat Audrey's boyfriend in European Vacation; a bully who picks on the girl who shows her boobs in Just One Of The Guys; and the arch-enemy diver of Rodney Dangerfield's son in Back to School. The man defined douche for a whole generation.
I nominate myself for actually using the bullet point feature in this post.
Nixon should probably be nominated in Politics, as should Jimmy Carter's brother.

Oh, also, what about Girls? Can they even technically be Douchebags? (I'm looking at you, Paris Hilton)

Game changer for Sports in white below:
DARKO

Ted McGinley

Ted McGinley

So what you're saying is this thread jumped the shark.

I agree with not separating music from movies and other entertainment.

I agree with a politics thread (all the serious douches are in there).

I agree that Vinny owns this tournament.

I think Vinny made a GREAT case for actors who play douchebags. Glenn, you could nominate that fat guy from PeeWees Big Top Adventure. The one who wants his bike and has the swimming pool bath tub.

Francis. HIS NAME IS FRANCIS.

Mark Cuban

I don't think we can get too obscure, 64 seems like a lot, but it's not.

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/10/37/40/10374083_tml.jpg

For some reason, I always got Ted McGinley and Christopher McDonald mixed up. Don't even ask how, it's unexplainable.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag

I am more than happy with this definition:


douchebag
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

All in favor?

When I think "douchebag" I usually include a little bit of a false sense of style in there too.

Maybe a pink sweater tied around the neck, spiky hair, fake tan, cheesy facial hair, overtly metrosexual, etc.

I think there is a style element involved, at least IMO.

Almost any boy band member would qualify, but I'll throw Joey Fatone out there.

When I think "douchebag" I usually include a little bit of a false sense of style in there too.

Maybe a pink sweater tied around the neck, spiky hair, fake tan, cheesy facial hair, overtly metrosexual, etc.

I think there is a style element involved, at least IMO.

Fair enough. I think style could be part of it, but there are certainly douchebags who dress well (from time to time). Maybe we could make style a sub-category.

OR we could have sense of style affect the seeding they get. If you're a douchebag that has an average sense of style, you get the lower seed. But when you have an extremely skewed sense of style, you'll get a very high seed. See: Kevin Federline.

Just thinking out loud. Or at least my scribe is.

Federline is solid, indeed.

You could almost have an entire American Idol bracket I bet (don't know, never watched it).

-Seacrest
-That Sanjaya dude

And Ben Stiller has to be in the field, too.

Is Tommy Lee a d-bag?

A-Rod been mentioned yet?

-Rob Thomas
-The guy from Nickelback
-Shia Lebeauf (sp?)
-Keanu

A-Rod been mentioned yet?

-Rob Thomas
-The guy from Nickelback
-Shia Lebeauf (sp?)
-Keanu


Why doesn't this Glenn character read anybody's posts?

I almost want to give Keanu a pass for Bill and Ted's.

The only picks of Vins I have an issue with is Derek Jeter and only making Mark McGwire an honorable mention.

Derek Jeter has always seemed pretty down to earth, imo. The antithesis of a yankee.

And MM crying, lying, having minor meltdowns with reporters. He just seems like a complete douche to me.

thoughts Vinny?

Vinny's not here to talk about the past.

Also, Vinny has officially been named "TODB Project Manager"

^ I see what you did there

Michael Phelps is pretty douchey.

^False.

I think there's a difference between a douchebag and an idiot. Michael Phelps is the most successful Olympian of all time and doesn't seem all that cocky about it. He is, however, lacking in the intelligence department. (insert bukdow U of M comment)

^False.

I think there's a difference between a douchebag and an idiot. Michael Phelps is the most successful Olympian of all time and doesn't seem all that cocky about it. He is, however, lacking in the intelligence department. (insert bukdow U of M comment)

I hereby dub MoTown as Assistant TODB Project Manager. In this role, MoTown will assemble all nominations, create all threads, organize all information and do any other actual work that is involved. He will then put my name on it. Congrats, MoTown, feel free to delegate to Zekyl as needed.

^That's Project Managering at it's finest

I hereby dub MoTown as Assistant TODB Project Manager. In this role, MoTown will assemble all nominations, create all threads, organize all information and do any other actual work that is involved. He will then put my name on it. Congrats, MoTown, feel free to delegate to Zekyl as needed.
I thank Vinny for this promotion. My assistant Zekyl will be handling all nominations, creating all threads, organizing all information and doing all the actual work that's involved. Questions about Zekyl's responsibilities can be asked to me.

...lolling...

I hereby dub MoTown as Assistant TODB Project Manager. In this role, MoTown will assemble all nominations, create all threads, organize all information and do any other actual work that is involved. He will then put my name on it. Congrats, MoTown, feel free to delegate to Zekyl as needed.

I see what you did there too.

-Max Kellerman
-Chris Berman

-Tony Romo (sorry Ux)
-Tony Kornheiser
-Bill Belichick
-Dusty Baker
-Any male cast member of "Friends"
-That guy that hosts Survivor

Yeah, David Schwimmer's a total douche. My boss used to manage a bar that had like 10 bowling lanes. Not long after the place opened, about 12 years ago or so (right in Friends' prime), the place became "hot" for a little while. "Trendy", if you will. Schwimmer started coming in there with his crew and acted like he owned the place all the time.
One night he came in and it was PACKED, all the lanes taken, huge waiting list, etc, etc. He goes up to my boss with a big grin on his face and is like "Hey, Frank, think we can get a lane or two? You know, for me? [Wink, Wink]"
So my boss goes "Sure thing Dave, I'll put you down right here!" Then he grabs the waiting list, making sure Schwimmer sees, and his puts his name right smack dab on the bottom.
Schwimmer wasn't happy.
My boss's name isn't Frank but I think you get the idea. He loves telling that story.

Man, I hate(d) that show.

So if you bosses name isn't Frank, then why did Schwimmer say "Hey Frank" ?

And was Dave's name really Dave?

You really dont tell a very accurate story there Vin.

You want answers, Tahoe?
You can't handle the truth!

-Ryan Field

I better not attempt to derail this thread.

How come Zekyl doesn't join in our fun anymore?

Because he knows he's not welcome.

jk

At this point I'd be cool with whatever y'all come up with, just as long as Charlie Sheen gets in.

Ashton Kucker seems like a douche. I think there is a pic of him with a sweater tied around his neck too.

I saw a pic of Gerals Leto and he looks like a complete douche. Not sure if thats true.

The early line on this actually happening is 40:1 against.

MoTown, can we get a progress report?

I think its moving along. Vinny already has the format for memos...bullet points and stuff.

We need to agree on the friggin' regions.

Friggin Zekyl was supposed to get back to someone. HE NEVER DID!

MoTown, can we get a progress report?
I sent all the information as well as ideas and processes to Zekyl. He hasn't responded.

45:1 against.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/09/23-End/kirk-cameron.jpg
AKA the first and only winner of the LDB Tool for Life Award.

I'll tell you what - you guys come up with the four divisions and I'll put together the bracket.
Since Zekyl doesn't do shit anymore.

Politics, Sports, Hollywood and Music? I think we'll struggle with too many in Hollywood and sports not enough in the other two...

^^Looks good to me.

I dig it, sucka!

This is what project managers are for! I'm getting stuff done!

I say this:

The Ted McGinley Region
The Screech Region
The Kirk Cameron Region
The David Spade Region

You might subsitute the Screech Region for the A-Rod region. Not that I'm against steroid use, because I'm not (unless it's me); I just think that the invented cousin/over the counter Dominican Republic Stimulant (that wasn't available over the counter) lying press conference took douchebaggery to a whole new level.

A #1 seed in the East region MUST be these assclowns:

http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/Gotti-760530.jpg

I say the Sports Region should be named the Turtle Region, in honor of Claude.

People that should be in music:
-Scott Stapp
-Chad Kroeger
-Kanye
-Axl Rose
-Fiddy
-Chris Brown
-Lars Ulrich
-Gene Simmons
-The dickhead Gallagher brother
-Ted Nugent
-Amy Winehouse
-K-Fed
-Fred Durst

My Music Region (finalized). Lemme know what y'all think.

Scott Stapp
Chad Kroeger
Kanye
Axl Rose
50 Cent
Chris Brown
Tommy Lee
Gene Simmons
The dickhead Gallagher brother (Liam?)
Ted Nugent
Amy Winehouse
K-Fed
Billy Corgan
Bret Michaels
John Mayer
Billy Corgan

List without the Jonas Brothers ... fail. Billy Corgan, nice addition though.

I don't know, I don't pay too much attention to the Jonas Brothers.

There are more people I'd like to add... Kid Rock, Dave Matthews, Fred Durst, Lars Ulrich, and maybe even the Jonas Brothers. But I think we have to abide by the NCAA Tournament's format, so some people get snubbed.

But it's not like this thing will ever come to fruition, so it doesn't really matter.

As for whatever the region with all the actors are called, I'd love to see that Wilmer Valderama asswipe get in. You can get a ton of chicks and still be a douche, imo.

http://l.yimg.com/k/im_sigg..AG0zO1lRoIHDhUQncO0w---y626-x495-q75-n1/omg/us/img/61/9c/1401820495_10927175063.jpg