-JabbaWockeeZ

http://www.osbmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jabagroup.jpg

Are those the things on the "G" commercial?

Are those the things on the "G" commercial?

Yes, those are the people in the G commercial.

Getting a pm from someone that you haven't really bonded with yet.

-those YouTube videos where people have just filmed their TV set

-Phone calls in the middle of the night

^that one might be "Dad guy"-ish

This thread is off to a rocky start but its future is promising. I am failing it right now, but give me some time.

Prince Alberts

Sobering up and realizing you sent a PM to Tahoe.

Sobering up and realizing you sent a PM to Tahoe.

pmoidh

I creep myself out a little bit.

You creep us all out a little bit. Just a little though.

Sandra Oh

Denny McClain

The guy at the half of the Spurs Pistons game that was all bent up.

toilet paper

-cyberstalking

How's his peenie?

McLain's avatar gets me sometimes.

The fact that Motown's fingers are probably the size of two keys on a keyboard and yet he doesn't miss-type all that often.

The fact that Motown's fingers are probably the size of two keys on a keyboard and yet he doesn't miss-type all that often.

I (MoTown) have a scribe.

Also, my scribe sucks at creating OGTs.

Does Zack Morris' old cell phone fit in your pocket?

Not when I'm wearing my cool leather pants. But when I have jeans on, yes.

How many cows does it take to make a pair of those pants?

Or do you have your own giant cows like in Jack and the Beanstalk.

I'm a huge advocate of animal rights. All my clothes are made of hemp.

Hermy might be able to get you a wholesale discount on some of that.

People with a severe gift for understatement.
http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20090220/NEWS01/702209870#Monroe.prisoner.amputates.own.penis

Self-administered penile amputations are a dangerous and painful form of self-mutilation, said Dr. Thomas Walsh, a urologist at UW Medical Center, a specialty treatment center.
No fucking shit, Sherlock!

midgets

Those tiny little orange wedges that you sometimes find in the middle of an otherwise perfectly normal orange. Is that a baby orange in the middle? Wtf?

Those tiny little orange wedges that you sometimes find in the middle of an otherwise perfectly normal orange. Is that a baby orange in the middle? Wtf?
Never study the morphology of orange carpels.
That path lies madness...
:)

http://s2nblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/salisburywebcam.jpg

Feels like dude is staring in a window.

That's the ESPN guy who texted his nuts to co-workers right?

Prime time television. Especially Gray's Anatomy. I'd like to kill everyone associated with that show.

That's the ESPN guy who texted his nuts to co-workers right?


Yes.

And the JabbaWockeeZ still creep me out.

Yes.

And the JabbaWockeeZ still creep me out.

I don't even know what that stupid shit is.

OdJlXRrdDhE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdJlXRrdDhE

When shoe sales peeps want to put my shoes on for me. Seriously, get the fuck away from me.

When shoe sales peeps want to put my shoes on for me. Seriously, get the fuck away from me.

Yeah, and last week some hot chick with big boobs asked me if she could help me try on the underpants I was looking at and I told her: "HELL FUCK NO BEEYOTCH! I like my privacy! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE" and then I complained to the manager of the store and he offered me a 5% discount coupon, then he offered me to help me with the underpants and I said yes.

Overly nice peeps...and just so I don't get accused of that, I hope y'all get food poisoning.

It's nice (see what I did there?) to be around them every now and then, but I agree.

Give me a minute...it takes me a while

The fact Gl'enn can see you browsing even if you're set as invisible, but you can't see him.

I can see who's browsing, even if they're invisible. BUT I'M BRAVE ENOUGH TO SHOW MY SCREENNAME WHEN I'M ONLINE, GLENN.

Gl'enn = coward.

Smells like pussy in here. Gl'enn must be reading. LOL!!!!!!!

PWN3D!!!!

http://images.heaven666.org/p/3/no-more-stinky-pussy.jpg

Smells like pussy in here. Gl'enn must be reading. LOL!!!!!!!

Sorry GD, I couldn't help it. I did actually lol

MY POWERS ARE BEYOND YOUR AND MY COMPREHENSION

The fact Gl'enn can see you browsing even if you're set as invisible, but you can't see him.

Location:
In the shadows.


Actually,


The fact Gl'enn can see me browsing even if I'm set as invisible, but I can't see him.

Fixed.

Getting a pm from someone that you haven't really bonded with yet.

Amen to that!

Full disclosure here... that PM thing is Bubbles schtick.

And its funny and true.

I haven't gotten a PM from Bubbles yet.

^Maybe I should post that in the things that suck thread.

You don't know what you are missing.

Teenagers taking cow drugs for abortions:
http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/41610652.html

The Grim Sleeper:

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2009/news/grim.sleeper/index.html

The business of kiddie porn:
http://wikileaks.org/wiki/My_life_in_child_porn

Glan in the Gore's Photo thread.

Glan in the Gore's Photo thread.
This.

He has a job that requires him to post pictures of Tom Gore at his desk.Sheesh!

Also, not that there's anything wrong with that!

Criticize me, if you will, but I'm just being honest about what we all really are feeling here.

Changed my Twitter name to Tim Gores.

And by 'what we ALL' you mean?

Changed my Twitter name to Tim Gores.

+2

Changed my Twitter name to Tim Gores.
Careful, Glan might get confused and start stalking you now. Or even worse, "wash your car".

This hazing shit in Miami...Dolphins.

Weird. Creeps me out. Seriously. WTF?

- Tahoe

- Tahoe

YES!