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bukdow
02-16-2009, 10:11 PM
This kid is bordering on unreal. What a self-absorbed fuckhead. I can`t wait until he gets his self-loving ass planted and then gang-raped as a starter for hillbilly next year. Think McGuffie times five.

http://qbforce.com/main.html

Timone
02-16-2009, 10:12 PM
I can't wait until the "philosophy" page comes into fruition!

Timone
02-16-2009, 10:14 PM
By the way buk, did you notice that "nationally" was spelled wrong? Ha!

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 10:14 PM
I heard Tate consdiers himself 'extremely intelligent'

Timone
02-16-2009, 10:16 PM
I heard Tate consdiers himself 'extremely intelligent'

And why's that, Marty?

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 10:16 PM
OT...Bukky, are there different types of mauls? You are one of the few peeps I know that know about them. a lil help would be appreciated.

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 10:21 PM
Did you notice 'considers' was spelled wrong?

Timone
02-16-2009, 10:24 PM
Out of you I expect something like that, Lance.

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 10:25 PM
I expect that out of me too Mr B.

Timone
02-16-2009, 10:26 PM
And so does bukdow, Albert. After all, you don't even know what the PNAC is.

Timone
02-16-2009, 10:31 PM
BTW Richard, you need to clear your PMs.

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 10:37 PM
Done Curtis

Timone
02-16-2009, 10:41 PM
OK, Jason. Now, let's get back on topic and talk about mauls.

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 10:45 PM
I don't think our resident maul expert took me seriously.

Timone
02-16-2009, 10:47 PM
Did you hear the story of those dogs mauling that baby in the UK? Sad. I hate those kinds of stories. Don't you, Gerald?

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 10:48 PM
I did not hear about that, but it is sad as you tell it.

Also, didn't Wil rate mauls? He might be a good source on mauls.
j/kwil

Timone
02-16-2009, 10:49 PM
That actually made me chuckle. Nice work, Larry.

Tahoe
02-16-2009, 10:52 PM
A chuckle is an improvement for me.

Glenn
02-17-2009, 10:50 AM
You guys are gonna scare away bukky.

Jethro34
02-17-2009, 04:35 PM
You guys are gonna scare away bukky.

Then prayers ARE answered?

I've considered starting threads about irrelevant opinions of Spartan players, but felt stooping wasn't my preferred approach. Numerous threads left unanswered as I remind myself not to respond as a prepubescent child would.

Wizzle
02-17-2009, 04:41 PM
#2-#18 best thread derailment ever

Glenn
02-17-2009, 05:30 PM
Jethro may have saved this.

Stay tuned.

Timone
02-17-2009, 05:36 PM
There isn`t a glass of piss he won't drink.

WTFchris
02-17-2009, 05:50 PM
Is there anyone that starts threads and is never seen in them again like bukdow?

Timone
02-17-2009, 05:53 PM
And who can get threads derailed like bukdow?

bukdow
02-17-2009, 07:44 PM
Then prayers ARE answered?

I've considered starting threads about irrelevant opinions of Spartan players, but felt stooping wasn't my preferred approach. Numerous threads left unanswered as I remind myself not to respond as a prepubescent child would.
Irrelevant?! This little self-petting fuck is the poster-child for the new generation of asshole high school kids. Forcier has surpassed Clausen in self-promoting internet masturbation. Couple this permed piss-ant with William Campbell and the trend for the type of player hillbilly is bringing to the grand ol` blue-balled halls of Ann Arbor leaves a great deal to be desired in the character department.

Tahoe
02-17-2009, 07:53 PM
Bukky are there different types of mauls?

b-diddy
02-17-2009, 07:58 PM
Irrelevant?! This little self-petting fuck is the poster-child for the new generation of asshole high school kids. Forcier has surpassed Clausen in self-promoting internet masturbation. Couple this permed piss-ant with William Campbell and the trend for the type of player hillbilly is bringing to the grand ol` blue-balled halls of Ann Arbor leaves a great deal to be desired in the character department.

omg, tate forcier is already fucking your wife, isnt he

Tahoe
02-17-2009, 08:07 PM
Irrelevant?! This little self-petting fuck is the poster-child for the new generation of asshole high school kids. Forcier has surpassed Clausen in self-promoting internet masturbation. Couple this permed piss-ant with William Campbell and the trend for the type of player hillbilly is bringing to the grand ol` blue-balled halls of Ann Arbor leaves a great deal to be desired in the character department.

Ok, RR is bringing in some bad apples, iyo, but how will they do on the field?

I mean UofM/:we: did get rated as one of top recruiting classes this year.

Timone
02-17-2009, 08:14 PM
^ What college did you attend, Joe?

Zip Goshboots
02-17-2009, 08:30 PM
bukdow, can you verify that Tits Forcier's curls aren't natural? That is some serious shit, to accuse a white man of sporting the perm that went out with silk shirts and leisure suits, man. You have really gone overboard this time.

Tahoe
02-17-2009, 08:30 PM
^ What college did you attend, Joe?

I went to UofM

Timone
02-17-2009, 08:33 PM
I went to UofM

Mind if I call bullshit, Seth?

Tahoe
02-17-2009, 08:36 PM
Yo Dawg (<--ballin right there) you can call bullshit on whatever you want.

bukdow
02-17-2009, 09:09 PM
Ok, RR is bringing in some bad apples, iyo, but how will they do on the field?

I mean UofM/:we: did get rated as one of top recruiting classes this year.
Hillbilly is going to turn UM into Miami (Fl).

b-diddy
02-17-2009, 09:31 PM
Hillbilly is going to turn UM into Miami (Fl).


i dont follow your innuendo at all? because someone is a little egomaniacal and has a webpage therefore ... ?

newsflash bukky: star athletes have been full of themselves forever. you've got your panties in a bunch because a 18 year old has a webpage. think about that. also think about the fact that maybe its not tate that is the problem, but people like you (read: you) who are the problem.

question: if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

answer: trick question. bukdow would make a point of hearing it.

Jethro34
02-17-2009, 09:33 PM
Hillbilly is going to turn UM into Miami (Fl).

They won 5 National Championships from 1983 to 2001, so that's fine with me.

At least he's not turning them into MSU, because then he would have to wait 40 years to win one.


And suddenly a kid whose family (with 3 sons playing college football) has a website is the "world's biggest douchebag".
You're right, I would rather have headcases like Dion Sims join the long line of players who go to the NFL and then to jail. How are those WR's doing again?


Last I checked Rod Marinelli had filled his roster with character guys, effort guys, hard workers, etc.
0-16
Talent wins games.

Glenn
02-18-2009, 06:02 AM
Tate's a baller and "Dad guys" like bukdow just don't get it.

Tahoe
02-18-2009, 12:08 PM
Hillbilly is going to turn UM into Miami (Fl).

I think what you are saying is that in the past UofM has been a beacon of achievement in Athletics and Academics. But now, if RR is able to continue to coach UofM, that he will take us to the depths of the NCAA.

I think you are showing a lil bit of concern about UofM's future...and I appreciate that.

Glenn
02-18-2009, 12:10 PM
Classic concern troll.

Tahoe
02-18-2009, 12:37 PM
#2-#18 best thread derailment ever

I don't think LDB or myself saw this thread as artwork or we wouldn't have started finger painting on it.

Timone
02-18-2009, 03:39 PM
buk you really need to stop caring about these things, for your own sake.

bukdow
02-18-2009, 06:40 PM
They won 5 National Championships from 1983 to 2001, so that's fine with me.

At least he's not turning them into MSU, because then he would have to wait 40 years to win one.


And suddenly a kid whose family (with 3 sons playing college football) has a website is the "world's biggest douchebag".
You're right, I would rather have headcases like Dion Sims join the long line of players who go to the NFL and then to jail. How are those WR's doing again?


Last I checked Rod Marinelli had filled his roster with character guys, effort guys, hard workers, etc.
0-16
Talent wins games.
Classic. The perfect unintended admission that the only, the only, reason you follow UM is because they (generally) win and that is all you care about. Well, the donating alumni in my family actually care about the quality of the football recruit`s character and are very, very worried Hillbilly is going to destroy everything that they feel is so special about UM football. But, alas, since you are not an alumni of UM, or any Big Ten university for that matter, what the hell do you care? You just want to feel like a winner on the majority of the Saturdays in the Fall. What a douche.

b-diddy
02-18-2009, 08:36 PM
But, alas, since you are not an alumni of UM... what the hell do you care?

interesting question bukky.

but anyway, your going to have to do a little better if you want to convince me that tate forcier having a webpage is going to turn UM into miami fl. or atleast explain what you mean by it.

and not to throw stones, but doesnt michigan steppingstone university (sorry, couldnt resist. it just came to me) have a few skeletons in its closet of its own? i believe its being discussed in the msu offseason thread, which youve been conspicuously absent from. whats up with that?

Jethro34
02-18-2009, 09:50 PM
If I was a victory whore I would have jumped ship. My family has a long history with UM, with several family members attending. The fact that I wasted too much time in high school and was late to grow up and take academics seriously (still did well enough to be accepted at multiple D1 schools and attend one until out of state tuition caused me to return to the state) never has or never will disqualify me from being a part of a family tradition I was born into. My children will be raised wearing maize and blue gifts from their alumni relatives. I plan to teach them the value of academics and hope they take it seriously enough to attend UM. They will not be forced to attend UM even if they are accepted, but I won't deny them the right to cheer for the university sports teams, win or lose.

Also, if I was a victory whore, wouldn't I be one of those people that likes UM football, MSU hoops, the Steelers and Patriots, the Celtics and Lakers, the Yankees or Red Sox? I despise the majority of those teams.

As for "character", I'll judge it on real off-the-field issues, not if buttplow thinks a dominant DL and a 4 star QB seem confident. If UM was bringing in numerous players with arrests on their record, or actually well documented (as opposed to not at all documented) major attitude problems, then I might actually lose some sleep once in a while.

bukdow
02-18-2009, 10:16 PM
If I was a victory whore I would have jumped ship. My family has a long history with UM, with several family members attending. The fact that I wasted too much time in high school and was late to grow up and take academics seriously (still did well enough to be accepted at multiple D1 schools and attend one until out of state tuition caused me to return to the state) never has or never will disqualify me from being a part of a family tradition I was born into. My children will be raised wearing maize and blue gifts from their alumni relatives. I plan to teach them the value of academics and hope they take it seriously enough to attend UM. They will not be forced to attend UM even if they are accepted, but I won't deny them the right to cheer for the university sports teams, win or lose.

Also, if I was a victory whore, wouldn't I be one of those people that likes UM football, MSU hoops, the Steelers and Patriots, the Celtics and Lakers, the Yankees or Red Sox? I despise the majority of those teams.

As for "character", I'll judge it on real off-the-field issues, not if buttplow thinks a dominant DL and a 4 star QB seem confident. If UM was bringing in numerous players with arrests on their record, or actually well documented (as opposed to not at all documented) major attitude problems, then I might actually lose some sleep once in a while.
Confident?! One has a t-shirt made up of him dominating a kid who ended up going to Monmouth and the other has a website centered around himself that makes the Pope`s relationship with the Vatican look merely fraternal.

As far as your deep connection to UM, shove it up your ass. Your happy acceptance of Hillbilly turning UM into Miami(Fl.) merely for the wins and championships spoke volumes. You are what alumni call "a revenue source".

Jethro34
02-19-2009, 06:52 AM
Do you have any idea how many high school basketball players in Saginaw County have t-shirts made up or websites of themselves?
In spite of what you may think, based on blanket opinions of Saginaw, these aren't bad kids.
Several of them actually make these things to fulfill classroom requirements from the Career Complex in graphic design or multimedia. But I guess they are program killers.

Well, I hope you can make it through life with Dreymond Green, the human hype machine, as a Spartan basketball player.

Let me guess, now that your school is guilty of it, you're going to clam up, aren't you?

Did you know that Green was the Homecoming King at his school, and he wore his white and purple tux and crown to opposing schools basketball games?

I love how you defend a kid who hits someone on the ground with a stick, but crucify a kid with a t-shirt or website that harms no one.

MoTown
02-19-2009, 08:34 AM
I love how you defend a kid who hits someone on the ground with a stick, but crucify a kid with a t-shirt or website that harms no one.

LOL

Wilfredo Ledezma
02-19-2009, 09:01 AM
Confident?! One has a t-shirt made up of him dominating a kid who ended up going to Monmouth and the other has a website centered around himself that makes the Pope`s relationship with the Vatican look merely fraternal.

As far as your deep connection to UM, shove it up your ass. Your happy acceptance of Hillbilly turning UM into Miami(Fl.) merely for the wins and championships spoke volumes. You are what alumni call "a revenue source".

If I only cheered for UM because of wins and championships, then why would I also be a Lions fan?

Assuming things get you nowhere in life, bukdow. But it's probably too late to tell you that.

Zip Goshboots
02-19-2009, 09:29 PM
bukdow, I have to admit that when I talk to people in Nebraska, I tell them I graduated from Michigan in 1984 and served 24 years in the Marine Corps, retiring as a Colonel in 2005 due to my disagreements with Bush and Rummy over the Iraq War. I then tell them that I was in what is known as "Dark Ops," which is not really used in the military, it is just a trumped up Hollywood term meaning "things we do that the people of the US would never believe we do," such as assassinations, planting fake rulers in Iran and calling them "Shah" and installing and befriending leaders in Iraq and calling them "Saddam Hussein" and then later killing them (allegedly). Also, causing much unrest and civil strife in Central and South America, backing guerilla warfare in Africa (leading to the deaths of about 100,000,000 BLACK Africans while the minority white population in places like South Africa and "Rhodesia" flouish). And NOW, a phony war in Afhanistan, which was nothing more than a diversion to go into Iraq and fuck things up so as to get US industry a foothold in the Middle East to secure oil fields while the Chinese gobble up Africa--they drew their line in the "sand"--and so did we! OH--and our support of the "Jewish" state of Israel, which is nothing more than a ruse to support a guerilla force that is centered on protection of Jerusalem, the supposed holy city and a state which also claims the birthplace of the central figure of our mythology, our "Hercules"--son of God--Behtlehem.
OH--and we supply, or let the supply lines remain open, for the "teerrorroroorrororororrorists" like Hamas or the PLO--so they get just enough shit to blow people up with the recruited disenfranchised Muslim youth--

And then when I whip out some Arabspeak--and they go--"Aw fuck, you don't speak arabic"--and I go "Farsi? Arabic? Fuck you"

And THEN I give them the coup de grace: That the US Government really did let cocaine, heroin, crack, and such into and onto the streets of mostly poor, Urban (read: BLACK) neighborhoods so the people there would become addicted, kill each other, and remove themselves from the GenPop looking for jobs and education. AND the best part? Another White Middle Class created to monitor and OVERSEE the programs. HAHAHA WOOT!

And yeah, it gets me laid. I love it.

Comrade
02-19-2009, 10:56 PM
bukdow, I have to admit that when I talk to people in Nebraska,I tell them I graduated from Michigan in 1984 and served 24 years in the Marine Corps, retiring as a Colonel in 2005 due to my disagreements with Bush and Rummy over the Iraq War. I then tell them that I was in what is known as "Dark Ops," which is not really used in the military, it is just a trumped up Hollywood term meaning "things we do that the people of the US would never believe we do," such as assassinations, planting fake rulers in Iran and calling them "Shah" and installing and befriending leaders in Iraq and calling them "Saddam Hussein" and then later killing them (allegedly). Also, causing much unrest and civil strife in Central and South America, backing guerilla warfare in Africa (leading to the deaths of about 100,000,000 BLACK Africans while the minority white population in places like South Africa and "Rhodesia" flouish). And NOW, a phony war in Afhanistan, which was nothing more than a diversion to go into Iraq and fuck things up so as to get US industry a foothold in the Middle East to secure oil fields while the Chinese gobble up Africa--they drew their line in the "sand"--and so did we! OH--and our support of the "Jewish" state of Israel, which is nothing more than a ruse to support a guerilla force that is centered on protection of Jerusalem, the supposed holy city and a state which also claims the birthplace of the central figure of our mythology, our "Hercules"--son of God--Behtlehem.
OH--and we supply, or let the supply lines remain open, for the "teerrorroroorrororororrorists" like Hamas or the PLO--so they get just enough shit to blow people up with the recruited disenfranchised Muslim youth--

And then when I whip out some Arabspeak--and they go--"Aw fuck, you don't speak arabic"--and I go "Farsi? Arabic? Fuck you"

And THEN I give them the coup de grace: That the US Government really did let cocaine, heroin, crack, and such into and onto the streets of mostly poor, Urban (read: BLACK) neighborhoods so the people there would become addicted, kill each other, and remove themselves from the GenPop looking for jobs and education. AND the best part? Another White Middle Class created to monitor and OVERSEE the programs. HAHAHA WOOT!

And yeah, it gets me laid. I love it. I have a feeling your degree wasn't in mathematics.

Zip Goshboots
02-20-2009, 11:51 AM
I have a feeling your degree wasn't in mathematics.

I have a feeling I made all that shit up.

MoTown
02-20-2009, 04:47 PM
Comrade you have to learn that once Zip gets going, he's not stopping. Once a thought pops in his head, it could be a day or two before he stops typing. I think we're all better for it as well.

Timone
02-20-2009, 04:50 PM
Most of it was absolutely epic.

Zip Goshboots
02-20-2009, 09:46 PM
Most of it was absolutely epic.

MOST??? What the FUCK do you mean, "most"?

And Comrade, I joined the Marines in 1981, but was stationed as active duty at a reserve unit in Ann Arbor, so I went to Michigan, graduating in 1984, and getting commissioned that year. So BLEAH to you "I'm a lil math queer" bullshit! I FUCKING HATE MATH AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/29306141#29306141

Darth Thanatos
02-20-2009, 10:39 PM
Flaming.

Timone
02-20-2009, 10:52 PM
MOST??? What the FUCK do you mean, "most"?



GOT YA!

How in the fuck am I, a Zip Goshboots fan (I own a t-shirt and everything) going to think only MOST of that was epic?